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Jokes EtcRe: Old But Still One Of Akpors Funniest Moments!!!!! A Must Read Joke by somcherry(f): 7:09am On Jul 13, 2014
Lolgrin
EducationRe: Secondary School Where Reptiles Learn With Students In Ibadan by somcherry(f): 7:05am On Jul 13, 2014
Nawaoo. The school environment is unapealling embarassed
EducationRe: Did You Remember Simbi?.. now a married woman with kids. by somcherry(f): 6:14pm On Jul 11, 2014
I was hoping to see a pix like this

CultureRe: I Mistakenly Impregnated My Elder sister—man, 25, Tells Court by somcherry(f): 1:23pm On Jul 11, 2014
domwas2: So who is at fault now, it takes d grace of God to overcome temptation, what I know is dat if d woman was not interested at 1st d guy can do nothing.
Moreover, she was d Elder sister for dat matter.
i thought the sister has a health issueundecided
CelebritiesRe: Chika Ike Goes Grocery Shopping In Hot Outfit, Says Her Chef Is On Leave (photos by somcherry(f): 11:29am On Jul 11, 2014
msporche: Bittch can't even cook, looking for who to help her..............mtchewww
its her life and her moni. u still have any problem with thathuh
CultureRe: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by somcherry(f):
1.Mmiri adighi eshi, oshie anyi awaaraya gutter

Pidgin translation- water no dey leak,if it licks we go open gutter

Meaning- we are not scared of anything/anybody.

2. oke soro inwere mma mmiri,o ma nko oke mgbe okooro inwere.

Translation-if the rat went playing in the rain with the lizard,its body won't dry up when the lizard dries.

Meaning-don't copy what others are doing,because u are not the same

3.aga m eme gi 30

Translation- i will do you 30

Meaning- i will deal with you

4.Adighi ano n' ulo ama ihe ahia zuru.

Translation- u don't stay at home and know how the market went.

Meaning-Do not say what u are not sure of.

[b]5. Nnaa nekwanu ifeanyi oo.

Translation- look at ifeanyi.

Pidgin Meaning- see me see trouble

smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
RomanceRe: Why I Prefer White Girls Over Nigerian Girls by somcherry(f): 8:15pm On Jul 08, 2014
Wale112: 1:white girls are more better looking
2:they have soft snow white skin
3:they are better than naija girls in giving MouthAction
4:they are not as materialistic as naija girls
5:white girls love you for what you are and not for what you have like naija girls
6:white girls are more understanding
7:they are more romantic
8:they have more swag
9:white girls dont wear fake wigs
10:in short i love white girls cos they sweet wink wink
and what abt ghanaian girls. Aren't u a ghanaianhuh
Creating useless threads to mock nigerians,abihuh Isi oke angry
HealthRe: Many Nigerians Have Hygiene Issues. by somcherry(f): 8:11pm On Jul 08, 2014
The op is actually a ghanaian, creating useless thread to mock nigerians. Smh
CultureRe: PHOTOS: Abiriiba And Ogori Virginity Dance (viewers Discretion Is Advised) by somcherry(f): 4:04pm On Jul 08, 2014
Smh:-/
RomanceRe: I Love Older Women...Young Girls Back Off! You Are Full Of BS!!! by somcherry(f): 8:01am On Jul 08, 2014
op, who asked you undecided
HealthRe: Latest News. Hidden Camera Caught A Woman Abandone Her Child by somcherry(f): 9:54am On Jul 07, 2014
And where is the fada of the baby:-/
Abi the guy don tear race cool
RomanceRe: new owner by somcherry(f): 8:44am On Jul 07, 2014
perry2020: Plz I need help my boyfriend whom av been dating since September 2013 prefares to self service(self-service) than have Bleep with me,he claims he's addicted to mastubating,when it's time to have Bleep der is no form of pre-intimacy or romance n he cums 10seconds afterwards n refuses to go for a second round he blames it on old age bt ez just 26.could it be that he's tired of me or am not appealing no more.
(plz no negativity am human).
hahahahaha grin grin
RomanceRe: Is There Any Wrong Sleeping With Your Neighbour? by somcherry(f): 8:00am On Jul 07, 2014
sadeeq0705: Our neighbour want me to sleep with her, pls what is your advice?
Just make sure you have a sizeable bed for two and that none of you bedwets. if not, use a mat. Goodluck
PoliticsRe: PDP Supporters Begging For Corn by somcherry(f): 7:40pm On Jul 06, 2014
LeOstrich: egift how far, any update on faith belle?

supporter of APC grin grin grin grin grin
lwkmd grin grin grin grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: PDP Supporters Begging For Corn by somcherry(f): 7:34pm On Jul 06, 2014
I see poverty written all over the picture grin.
RomanceRe: Do Girls Like These Body Shap by somcherry(f): 7:07pm On Jul 06, 2014
U need to add some weight. Alot of it wink
PoliticsRe: 10 Barbaric Practices That Still Exist In Nigeria by somcherry(f): 9:42am On Jul 06, 2014
Tribal marks nkoundecided
RomanceRe: Dating An Army Chick by somcherry(f): 7:22am On Jul 06, 2014
Op, abeg try to update us lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Dating An Army Chick by somcherry(f): 10:58pm On Jul 05, 2014
Following smiley
RomanceRe: LADIES!!! Which Of These Do You Wear? by somcherry(f): 8:11pm On Jul 05, 2014
3 and 4 embarassed
RomanceRe: 10 Types Of Men Who Won't Marry You by somcherry(op): 11:14am On Jul 01, 2014
6. Mr. “50-Something And Never Been Married” : This guy is lurking everywhere. He is 50-plus and never married, yet he will swear to you that he is ready. When you ask him why he is still single, he will tell you it’s because he hasn’t met the right one. Then the question becomes that if he hasn’t found her in the hundreds of women he has dated before you, what is going to make you so special that you are going to be his one? Probably nothing embarassed.

7. Mr. “Doesn’t Believe In Monogamy” : This guy thinks he is very avant-garde progressive, but most people will say he is just looking for an excuse to cheat. Do you really want to be with a guy who tells you upfront that he won’t be faithfulhuh

8. Mr. “All About Me” : This guy is all about himself, 24/7, 365 days a year. Sharing your life with someone is hard enough, so do you really want to sign up to be with someone who is so into himself that they will never even notice you, your wants and your desires cry?

9. Mr. “My Kids Are The Only Thing I Care About” : This guy is a tricky one. When you first meet him, he is endearing because you admire how dedicated he is to his children. You think to yourself that you would like to be with a man who is that responsible. However, then you start to see that he doesn’t have any room for you at all because he is only about the kids. If you are going to be with a man with kids, he needs to want to find a place for you, front and center, in his life at least some of the time smiley.

10. Mr. “Dates Other Women Who Mean Nothing To Him” : This guy is really a commitment-phobe in disguise. Why does he need to date women who mean nothing to him if he is dating you and you supposedly mean something to him? You do the math cheesy.

I’ve met Mr. Bigger Better Deal(number 3),Mr. I Hang Out With Guys Fifteen Years My Junior(number 4), and Mr. All About Me(number cool. In my case, Mr. Bigger Better Deal and Mr. All About Me were both rolled into one person. He became Mr. Horror. Imagine the horror. Literally cry.
What about you? How many of these men have you met? Or which ones would you add to the list?
Romance10 Types Of Men Who Won't Marry You by somcherry(op): 11:11am On Jul 01, 2014
Usually, when a relationship is over, that’s when you look back objectively and face reality. But most times, we can know these things before the relationship even starts. I culled this from [url]Huffington Post[/url], and I think it’s spot on! It’s a list of 10 men who will NOT marry you (and who, in my opinion,you should not want to marry anyway). It was written by Samantha Daniels, a professional match maker and relationship expert.
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1. Mr. “Still Hung Up On His Ex” : We have all been out with this guy. He says he is over his ex, yet at every turn, he talks about her and compares you to her. Please. He is not over her and until he is over her, he is not marrying you angry.

2. Mr. “I Am Not Ready For A Serious Relationship Right Now” : This is the guy who dates a lot and then when he gets too close or decides he isn’t interested in you, he uses the excuse that he’s not ready. The question about this guy is this: Is he really not ready, or is that just a convenient excuse to dump you and avoid the commitment undecided?

3. Mr. “Bigger Better Deal” : You know this guy. He is the one who likes you a lot but is always wondering if there is a better version of you out there, somewhere in the universe. Honestly, do you need to be with the guy who is never going to think that you are good enough to marry embarassed?

4. Mr. “I Hang Out With Guys 15 Years My Junior” : This is the guy who is 47 and a CEO of a company or a big-time executive and all of his contemporaries are married, so his BFFs are 25-year-olds and clubbing it. He is out until 3:00 a.m. several nights a week, looking to pick up and then he kids himself into thinking that when a 25-year-old girl says yes to a date with him, it’s because he is such a good guy, not because she is dreaming of flying private :-x.

5. Mr. “Still Trying To Figure Out His Career” : If he is 40-plus and having a midlife work crisis, believe me, he is not going to marry you. Men need to be settled in their careers or at least know which direction they are headed on the career front before they can settle down wink.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Contract Works For Ladies In Abuja, On Bridal Make Up, Usher And Catering. by somcherry(f): 7:54pm On Jun 30, 2014
ozikam: Contract works for ladies based in Abuja, Anambra and PH on the following services: Make Up service, Usher services and Catering service. The payment is based % per service. There is room for free training. Just get registered with the Management of Ideal Woman magazine media outfit. For details Call 08067837873, 08181348167.
i know this is coming late, but is the job offer still on? Am very much interested in catering and ushering services. I base in anambra state and am a student.
PoliticsRe: Continue Pursuing Your Legitimate Business, Kwankwaso by somcherry(f): 11:03am On Jun 30, 2014
nagoma: More igbos travel to kano weekly.
In the way and manner those northerns did, abi huh
RomanceRe: Is This A Relationship? by somcherry(f): 8:01pm On Jun 29, 2014
Funny op cheesy
@ topic, i don't think u and the guy ever dated, according 2 what i understood frm what u wrote.

The guy even tried to seduce U lipsrsealed Smh grin
RomanceRe: Its All Gone. God Why Me? by somcherry(f): 12:52pm On Jun 27, 2014
Good for you. Woman wrapper tongue
EducationRe: Jamb Admission List Authenticity by somcherry(f): 10:16pm On Dec 29, 2013
y2k62: then I think you have to be patient for the poly list to be released. Keep praying... I'm expecting your testimony.
alright..thanks

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