₦airaland Forum

What causes the abnormal growth?

Daisy17:
Stop promoting lies. "Fibroids are abnormal growths that develop in or on the uterus". If you and all the people who liked your post had spent two minutes online, they would have found the definition I quoted, instead of the gibberish you wrote above.

Ninejaywon:
Stop talking like an ignorant fellow that you are. If you don't know some thing please shut the fuuuck up.

But you haven't said anything superior.

Donald95:
Actually, if am the one, I will really love to return the money Sha but the sophisticated moro.ns that I have as friends will lay ambush for me and take the money.

Nawa o Those my friends are too Fraudic in nature.

You're an average of 5 of your friends.

Police man or police men?

There are 2 pregnant police men in the picture.

Female football

An eyesore to the eyes.

And the silly girl allowed it to slide until he goes out there to forcefully harrass girls of his age.

I don dey fear for the next generation of parents o.

It's now a bad thing to do your job in Nigeria.

Una no fit grow lailia

So do you want people to go murder him because he pointed out the fact on the documents?

He's the commissioner of information and he did his job.

Hate him or not, Tinubu's legacies speak. (Not his fan though).

His Legacies can be seen in Lagos and some parts of the west.

His legacies:

Lagos state
Presidency


Fashola
Ambode
Osinbajo
Etc


Please list 2 legacies of Saraki and Tambuwa.


Thank you.

augster:
In this country where the government bends the law. He's probably still going to lose

Lies..

It was a pool party with naked girls.

And they were there.

Men who have achieved.

Money, power and fame.

Men in their prime who tell time to hold still since they have refused to age and it grudgingly obeys in detente and in temporaneous.

They dress young, they dance young, they act young.

They are current on all fronts.

Most of them married with children but mentally and emotionally single.

At this party they threw in a high brow residence in an exclusive neighbourhood in Ikoyi there was an abundance of food, drinks, drugs and real youth.

The youth came exclusively from the girls that were in attendance.

Girls in their late teens and early twenties.

Well spoken and extensively travelled.

Daughters of the materially blessed.

Read this to help your children now. Their safety is your choice.All of them students.

All of them naked.

Some were in the swimming pool, some at the bar, some danced under the cabana, others were hobnobing with the swimming trunks clad men at various places in the specially lit pool area that stood under the starry night sky.

And I sat with one of them.

She was caramel smooth, finely contoured, delicately featured and doe like.

She was twenty going on twenty one.

And a sophomore at Babcock university.

To every question I asked, she took a drag from the reefer in her hand, blow out the smoke through her mouth and nostrils, took a sip from her glass of Hennessey and coke on ice before she responded.

Her voice was sweet.

And her smile was rapturous.

"I heard students need permission to leave your school. How could you get out this late and stay overnight?"

"We have our ways."

"We?"

"Yeah all of us."

"From Babcock?"

"Not all. Some from Covenant, Redeemers, Madonna, ABUAD, Pan African and stuff."

"No unilag or UI?"

"They ain't boujee."

"Boujee?"

"Yeah. They are crass. Men like you guys don't want to roll with local cats like those right?"

I looked at her silently as she took a drag from her reef.

The aroma assailed it. It was caustic yet not aggravating.

"What's that?"

"Comorado."

"What's that?"

She laughed.

"It's good stuff. Hits you slowly and then makes you soar like superman."

I looked around and saw the girls doing one thing or another in their nudity.

She was staring at me.

"Is this your first party?"

I nodded.

"No wonder you are asking all these hang questions."

"Why do you do this?"

"I'm young. I need to live life before it becomes too serious and I have to be all grown up."

"But why the drugs?"

"Because."

"Because what?"

"Because this is how we roll. Everyone has their poison. If you are not on reef, you do codeine or cocaine or heroin or speed or AZT or ecstasy or royfenol or fentanyl or meth or oxy or worst case you inhale glue and get your high."

I stared at her as she inhaled and exhaled languidly.

"Why the parties?"

"You get your hit for free here. You have fun. You make good money."

"But for you to attend those schools you must be rich."

"My parents are not me."

"But they give you money."

"They pay the tuition and all. Not like they can give me a million in cash."

"Do you get a million here?"

"Well two or three parties can make me that."

"Aren't you afraid of running into your Dad at places like this?"

"Naaaa... my dad is too square and busy but even if he is not then it is his problem after all he came here for what I came here for so he can't tell me nothing."

I fell silent and watched her inhale and exhale smoke.

"But you know, your folks put you in schools like that to protect you?"

"Too protect me?"

"Yes."

"They are too busy to even bother."

"No they are not."

"Yes they are. They think the school will be both my teachers and my parents."

"I think they are just worried about you getting corrupted."

"I was balling like this under their nose and they didn't even notice. Funny thing is that even the innocent Jane get influenced in school, so what was the use of all the headache of keeping us locked up in all these secondary schools that front as universities."

"They did it out of love and with the belief that those schools are way better than the public ones."

"Well they bleeped up."

"bleeped up?"

"Is this an interview or what?"

"No I am just intrigued."

"And I am Hot."

I fell silent.

She dragged, exhaled, took a drink from her glass, sucked on one of the ice cubes in her mouth and asked in a whisper.

"Are you going to do anything about it?"

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The best time to do core parenting is between ages 0-12. You simply cannot afford to be too busy at this stage. Schools, nannies, extra murals cannot replace core parenting at this point. If you are absent in your child's life at this stage, be sure someone else is shaping your child's worldview .

At 12 a child's curiosities are set. And they spend their teenage years exploring those curiosities and fantasies and experimenting with their identities.

If you attempt core parenting in teenage years, you will meet a brick wall and you might end up with a fractious relationship with your teen.

Your best mode as a parent of a teenager is to "befriend" them. At this stage you can't take anything for granted you will have to earn their trust. Seek to influence them not control at this point. They will resist control but will respond wonderfully to influence: yours or the streets.

Every Nigerian parents needs to read this. So share it and continue sharing it. Its very important.

Quote me anywhere.

"Copied"

Another ignorant moniker when it comes to economics.

Sharpshooota:
Recession?

How much was naira to the dollar when your messiah entered office?....
What's the exchange rate today...
Blame games are stale

Ignorance is bliss.

LuciferKristi:
Nigeria fell into recession under Almajihari not GEJ.

I'm assuming your moniker represents the distance between you & your brain right now.

Guapismo:
This daddy freeze will react to anything that concern's the church, when there are more pressing issues in the country.

Though pastor Adeniyi's son shouldn't have made the statement publicly, it's better for it to stay in his mind.

He has chosen what to concentrate on, why are you not concentrating on the "more pressing issues"?

Buhari is the best boss anyone would ever wish to work with.

He gives you room to function

He's not insecure, he allows you to show your worth.

From Dora to El Rufai, to Idiagbon and now to Osinbajo.

A leader who doesn't dominate the stage, takes the backseat and allow you do what you're expected to do within your office.

President is the real BOSS out there.

Tell me what Atiku, Jonathan and Sambo were known for during their reign as vice presidents.

If this was a man doing it to his daughter, the world would have shouted 'castrate him", "jail him" "he's a beast', he's this, he's that.

men have been taking care of their children all their lives yet none has ever married their daughter and went ahead without facing jail sentence or women activities wailing up and down.

give women all the liberty in the world and see this earth turn to a vegetable farm.

MrBrownJay1:
sadly rape has been happening for EVER, and men were always quick to blame it on the way women dressed etc.... now people would certainly take notice, now that gay men are going about raping other men. what funny BS reason are they gonna blame this one on?!?!

i am sorry, but to me, there is something funny about an African able bodied man trying to rape his fellow African brotha!

It wouldn't have been funny if it was a white man black men rape?

shyna501:
is federal government OK? so I'll go 2d office on Monday, relax on tuesday&wednesday den resume on Thursday again! wot kind of useless midweek holiday is dis

You can choose to go to work as a security man on those days.

Me no even understand you Nigerians again.

Just complaining anyhow as if public holiday is new in Nigeria.

Olanireti:
In as much as Saraki is not saint, and he is more or less of a power hungry politician, most Nigerians will still prefer him as compared to Bubu and Atiku


Moreover, considering the stunt he has pulled so far in this country, he sure knows how to play the game.

It ll be an interesting game anyway seeing Saraki pulling the stunt against Tinubu.

Spokeman for "most nigerians" i salute o.

tunary:
Why not call for divorce abi them tire you for the marriage. just continue with ur silence and continue to endure he go beat you die one day

Read them no go read, yet they think they deserve an opinion.

kindnyce:
That's the effect of monkeybtail
Agbo
Burantashi
Origin
Jedi plus
Shekepe

Where in the article did they state he took any of these?

The world can judge the actual garbage though.

Duru1:
Garbage, of course.

FarahAideed:
Buhari it shall never be well with you and any seed you leave behind on earth....So much injustice under this govt

Define well.

Celebritydevelo:
Yaba.

Except you get a place directly from the landlord, you cant get a room here for 100k with agreement/commission included.

Shelumiel:
It is this criminal orientation that has made us lose credibility in the international society !

You that is not the criminal one with intelligent, how have you bettered Nigeria?

We like to blame sha.

Nigeria is the way it is today because we made it so.

Celebritydevelo:
Mainland to be specific.

Which part of mainland?

Agege
Mushin
Ijesha
Surulere
Ikotun
Egbeda
Isheri
Iba
Abule egba
Okokomaiko
Ipaja
Abule egba
Ayobo
Etc..

So be specific because all have different rate

Temptee101:


Gullible youths, this is clearly for election purposes. They should keep on dancing because of the crumbs this useless govt have thrown at them, reality will soon hit them like tsunami after NYSC. They think they will serve forever

Nigerians!

Why do people win elections? Is it not because of the good they do? If they don't do what would better the lot of people, then why should they be in government?

All over the world, politicians better the lot of the massss just to win their votes and support, so why is it a bad thing here?.

Why does a woman dress well? Is it not to win attraction and admirers?

Who do you make money? Is it not to increase your value, win loyalty and get respected?

So what exactly do you want the politicians to do before they can win these things if not by doing things that will better the lives of the people the govern?

Lastly, do you think this increment was done overnight? Do you know how long they have been deliberating on it?

Same as the minimum wage that has been on the front burner for years now, if govt increases it in few months, people like you go say na for election.

What about the other ones they have been doing, na for election too?

Meaning govt should stop doing anything once it's close to election period?

dukie25:
What do you expect from kebbi graduates?
Ask them to spell university, 90% wouldn't be able to.

And you're suppose to be an educated person?

So because the location is in the north means 30% of the corpers are northerners?

Ignorance is bliss!

nairaman66:
Even with the recent happenings from the Vice President they still go about extorting money from harmless civilians!

They should completely scrap the unit and recruit the left overs into the Nigerian Army to fight Boko Haram in Sambisa forest! Anything short of this is sheer corruption!

You're talking like they are not Nigerians.

Because you are a police man or whatever doesnt change you from being Nigerian.

Tell me which occupation in Nigeria both public and private/NGO is devoid of corrupt entities.

gentleloadedkit:
They love APC with only mouth....they will vote him out..This is Nigeria

So they all told you this mr spokemouth?

Celebritydevelo:
Hello Nairaland,

Currently planning to stay in Lagos fully but somehow clueless on how the house rent system works here.

I have about 80 - 120K for rent.

Is it possible to get a decent 1 room in Lagos with that amount?

They said house rent is quite huge here.

I'd appreciate your reply.

Thanks.

Depends on the area in lagos. This can get you a room self in some area while you might get a room/parlor with it elsewhere.

who was counting?