₦airaland Forum

Nella
Pocket go be wahala o,
I've neva kept a job for more that 5 minutes, but dont worry my latest record is 4:59 minutes.
I think i may just break the 5 minutes barrier . . . someday

About romance, EVery 5 minutes will be the best of your life,
Let me share a secret . . . the kolomental Me is even better

Thank Goodness, i've got batteries for the damn remote, but when next will the radio play my song  

Jeje
As soon as i step on the floor of Lag, i'm heading to your house o, better make prep,
We will listen to that your kingston Cd till morning  
Whoops, wrong thread but like i say anything goes here

So where was I  

Debo
Mind yourself O before i break ya head  

Fynewaka
How is it going?  

fynewaka
Ok than, but rest assured we will closely monitor your progress  

Jeje
Radio was playing the song o and i had reduced the volume to concentrate on my erm negotiations with fynewaka
Na im i carry remote to increase volume enjoy the song but remote no gree work again
I slammed the thing on the wall but e no gree learn lesson
I guess buying new batteries would be a solution, will send someone later.
I'm concentrating on more important matters now,

You know anytime the song is played i think of you
You are soooooo beautiful

Nella
I'll try
But thing is addictive
We need to do stuff that will take my mind off it

stupid remote no gree work wen i want listen to my beautiful girl song, i am so pissed - whoops wrong thread, but hey anything goes here  

Where are we?

Yes Fynewaka, what are your demands?

Banderas
I'm still tryin to desperately rescue the situation
If you can make your way through the charade and shenenigans, we can see that Fynewaka refuses to accept bribe and let facts lie under the rug where we have succeeded in keeping them for years  

Fynewaka
We know your claims are true,
I dont know why you want to invest so much time and money in this story.
The lead character is not even worth the effort.
HIV is not such a bad thing as some of us have noted.

So what if we have a cheap, HIV infested breed in our camp, its not what we should be parading about na.
We will pay you to keep your mouth closed on this matter,
I will restate our commitment to see this end in a very amicable manner  

Fynewaka
Ok lets hear what you want from us to soften this story.
We are ready to listen to your demands.

We never denied your true claims so easen up a little bit,  
NO ONE has denied that you infact speak the truth.

We fear that Chelsea's image will suffer from your onslaught,
we already lost a match so we dont need anymore bad publicity  

A-40
The question here is not that some1 has HIV - This has been sufficiently proved beyond reasonable doubt and most folks here know it.
Fynewaka is using this opportunity to castigate Chelsea which is unfair and unreasonable.

Fynewaka
Lets just sweep this under the rug we'll all act like nothing happened.
What do you say man?
Listen to reason.

Hears the mere rantings of ants behind him but continues to focus on the negotiation at hand

Fynewaka
Come on, let go of this story, we will give you N10 for it.
We are being very nice here, the element is not even that highly priced so cool off.
Think of how it will affect Chelsea  
It will not happen again, we are even gathering evidence that links her to ManU, she's free for all so what do you expect,
Come on man.

Fynewaka
I'm warning you
That document concerning this element's status is the property of Chelsea Organisation
You only have a scanned copy and you CAN NOT put it on your Site without authorisation from the Govt hospital in question or atleast Chelsea Organisation

WE WILL SUE
I am not joking  
N20 is our final offer  

Fynewaka
Management has evaluated the price of the person in question and in view of recent events, we have decided to bribe you with the fee of N20.

Take it or leave it, its our final offer  

Meanwhile if you go ahead with your plans, we will sue you for carrying out a fact based story on one of Chelsea's elements without due permission.  

Fynewaka
Take it easy, lets not go too fast
We have a lot of money and can appease any grievance  
How much do you need so you can do a U_Turn and claim you were joking?

NB - If you so refuse my offer, you would be inundated by a lot of calls and IMs from the clique and next thing you know you'd come here to deny everything you said and infact ask the person in question to give you a call

We will pay, but bear in mind that we will only offer cheap money for cheap interests.  

Ola
I'm trying to smuggle the weapons in from Iran but China and Russia aint co-operating

A-40
Stop acting as if you did not know this fact for real
You are indirectly firing up Fynewaka to continue trying to tarnish the image of Chelsea using one of our failed projects

It's very unfair, i'll report to the so called clique . . . whoops i just gave away a secret

Fynewaka
These issues you bring up are clearly known by ALL NL members
I know you are trying to castigate the Exalted status of Chelsea but you are wasting your time
We have just the reply for your sorts -

In every 12 there must be a Judas

Its ok for every big family to have a bad egg  
Or every rich gathering to have a cheap element.  

There is absolutely nothing wrong with that  

So please stop this your incessant attack on Chelsea using this scapegoat.  
We have paid the papers in advance not to carry this news  
Your efforts wont be futile  

Fynewaka
Once again can I implore you to bring up something more News worthy  
These facts you clearly stated are known and have been proved with sufficient evidence.
There is no need to recap these fundamental truths
So please let us go back to sports and stick to News Worthy stories  
Like Banderas has done  

Thank you Banderas for showing Fynewaka what is needed  

i thought pretty goat was alleged to be
I miss having a better bank account,

News there means that it's not known by all in other words old gist
Yes I agree its concerns a Chelsea fan but hey we like News here ok?

Fynewaka
Take your case out of this thread we need only Chelsea News here
Get it News

urrm . . . NO


u

Mishooo
Na u sabe o 

Nella
Simpsons?
Will you be able to handle those sort of kids?
We need to start making plans 

Wombolombo
Great song cant recall who sang it

Yes


Ever slept over the phone

Your intelligence is commendable
I think we have a strong future together.

With a pyscho dad and brainy mom wat would our kids be?

temmysexy:
very true

I thought so too

Ok yes . . .
where were We . . .

hhhhhmmmm
love to love to love ya love ya
hhhhhhmmmmmmmm
love to love to love ya love ya

from timbaland and magoo

Like i've said before,
Anything i say becomes null and void after 5 minutes

Ok no wahala,
but we need girls here now sha

Nella:
Somze, i no dey follow u, u just got d wrong picture -lol
u see, i have loads of bros, so i'm used to chatting\talking with their friends alot, just like here, n it's just odinary stuff---- n that's what i was doing here, before u n d rest started-- getting a wrong picture---- lol!

My dear Nella,
it seems its you that has the wrong picture,
I hope you are sincerely trying to banter with this post becuz it got me real amused.

How girls can mistake petty online exchanges as guys trying to hit on them is amazing
Oh dear now this is just so funny, i'm almost pissing in ma pants

Nella if i am remotely interested in you, you will certainly know
So cease flattering your self ok?
In terms of me even thinking of asking you out - it has the same probability of rain falling in the Sun lol

Lets carry on with the fun we were having.

Yours truly
Kolomental

acidrop:
thinking i will like 2 know that most beutiful girl, i hope its not nella

Thinking Acid stop policing me
This overprotection of your bros sef na die o, him no get mouth, haba

Meanwhile the most beautiful girl in the world knows herself

Mishooo
I tell you say make you handle Nella na, u don leave am go
Abi you no fit keep the 2 of them till i come haba

acidrop:
this guy don kolomental, abeg no be my hand u wan 4 die, maybe this guy is sick oooooooo, he wan use me n my bro cover up as curse of death, God forbid, abeg carry go, my bro no want again, nella i hope u know that this is a result of threat i apologise.

_{wetin i say i wan use this cutlass do again ooooooooo, it is very sharp}

This your bros wey no get mouth sef, na u be im mouth piece, after all your threats you dey accuse me of craze.
Carry go abeg and tell your bros make him no dey hide for your back.
After all even if i craze wella atleast i dey hia dey make plans like man

Nella:
ha--lol, no prob Acidity, I understand, d guy pass kolomental!

Do girls ever have a mind of their own or is it just run by their peers?
See girl way dey flow wit me minutes ago

Mishoooo
Ahhh, i see you can handle that
Continue while i'm gone

Nella
Dont be scurred, or dont you know how to handle anymore?

Meanwhile guys, a debtor just called, halleluyah
I broke die no be small, Make i go meet am before the guy go start story.
Laterz