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but you neva go school na

Which kain pammy? Abeg we dey only drink classy drinks for hia

you mean her first fantasy

I hear you are still in yours

Toyin
Ok here is a detailed explanation with approval from my lawyer

You know I was in my house, thousands of miles away and I noticed by esp that a mosquito wanted to bite you.
So I boarded a plane and headed in your direction.

When I got there it was dark and I was looking through your bathroom window as you were bathing. I was just checking if the mosquito had arrived but it had not by then so I waited for you to finish, then dress, then go to bed.

When I thought you were asleep, I climbed in through you bathroom window and came into the room. I was sweating as a result of my hard work in climbing so I took my clothes off then came into your room.

In your room I did not see the mosquito so I thought, oh well he must be under the duvet. So I surreptitiously took that off from you but i could not find the mosquito and I thought oh well it must be under those sexy nighties . . . to be continued

morenike09:
rotflmao. . . which kain mosquito? she you need to take off your clothes to kill them. . .is that how it goes now? mosquito ko muquifinger ni

Erm . . . Er . . . I was hot, so i just took them off so my body could regain normal temperature
See? It can all be explained

Pervert
Look, it will take the 2nd coming to stop me from eating this food

you will be surprised, I've been working on a way to alleviate my poverty situation

If I hammer . . . .first thing na hummer
One million dollars
some yoruba that I dont understand

Yahooze . , Yahooze

I was trying to kill that mosquito that was disturbing you . . .

Pervert? NOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

sharrap dia

The dr ordered this formula to help me grow and I think it has been working perfectly

Very soon I will be promoted from pre-nursery. . . unlike some others that have never been to any sort of school in their life

Stillwater
I'm not boasting, I don't do that.

I state facts, clear facts, incontrovertible facts. Facts that are staring right at you in the face. Facts that others try so hard to see.

Facts that . . . wait o, where were we again?

Toyin
Na gold digger you be jare,
But if him dump you call me make I try my luck

pervert
Which farm you get? You be farmer,
No worry, na just food I wan chop comot

Toyin
Who said I said want to use and dump you?
That person is a said liar
Don't destroy what i've taken seconds to build na
The moon looks pretty around this time of the year you know

You was been trying to spake good English before I am born

I come out speaking perfectly tense, but now I feared you have corrupt my head.

That is what happened when I hang out around your lots

Naaaa
She wont see it,
I hear she lost her glasses

Earth calling Toyin, come in Toyin

Sharrap dia
You get picture sef?

Since way u dey fight with photographer
Come take my face

yes i mind, what do you think is in my skull?

I need perfect English to be speak, post and interpret.

If I can spake simple and correct linguistics, why you cant?

Oh man, that's true o
Lets just pray she does not see it
30 mins correct

Toyin
Did you see that?

mukina2:
but then again a monkey will always be black

Isn't that meant to be a Tiger can not change it's spot?

Or was it a Lion . . .

Look what I know is you used the wrong cliche

Cant even speak English sef

UNstillwater
I already have too much girls flocking over me like I pointed out
Meanwhile have you ever heard of this phrase? - Ladies first.

Tommy
Of course not,
I just want to use and dump
hope you feel beta now

morenike09:
sharrap!! the person that took the other half is not important to this case, you have confessed. and your last words will not be granted o. . .

What?

This is travesty of justice!
I needed the other half

And everyone gets their last wish, why not me
This is unfair

morenike09:
see mr Vain. . . your pix dey impress you when you place it next to OBJ's pic

Sharrap dia, if I dey wowo like am I no mind at all, just give me the money
As I dey so I fit kill my . . . kill my . . . kill you for money o

morenike09:
i no know o. . .them just dey find me. . .am just an innocent standby come somze, come take me to the moon, away from all this wahala
Nairaland. . .see this yeye people sef. [/sub]

Dont worry I'm here to take out the tension
but if that does not work . . . we move to another thread

morenike09:
_{no mind them,jare. you see, when you joke with people too much, some take advantage of it. . . .that's why i dislike Nairaland. . .see this yeye people sef.}

Welcome to Nairaland

stillwater:
You guys have failed me totally too Show your pic and prove me wrong

Take it from me . . . I'm Hotttt!!!
Hot like fire

I know I am and a lot of ladies have confirmed it . . . let me see there was my mum, my sister, my grand mum, and I think my favorite aunt

Like I said . . . a lot of ladies

tommyex:
at least this thread aint boring.

How una dey?

We dey my brotha, come join the boring thread jare
The bore goes on

morenike09:
rotflmbo. . . see you, see how you dey confess. that was an interrogation, mr.Somze, you're hereby charged for the theft of cocaine and heroine. due to your confession, your verdict is life imprisonments. . what are your last words?

Last words? Er. . . can we go on a date?
but talk through who take the other half of my cocaine?

modified - whoops! I meant true . . .

Adopted? What next I'm a female Irish musician?

I've been sick in the head for a long time now but considering your state, I am cured

I'm telling my grandma

stillwater:
I would really like to see people's pic, sha. Pmond we have seen you, e don do

Personally, I've seen a lot of pics - females - and I've been disappointed

I could name names but I would remember only so little. Up to date I can hardly remember a pix that has impressed me. . . except mine

Now at the others
Party is going on over here

Toyin
Why must you be always around trouble

Are you saying we are related?

That's a lie from the pit of hell . . . and trust me, I'm well acquainted with those sorts

Grannie wants to disown me?

As much evil as we are, we are not that good in lying

Kudos to the good ones

What are you talking about?

I haven't cheated on my wife

Which part of time are you in my dear?
I have already asked about her.

You are a perfect proof for Relativity . . . which says do not relate with your relations - esp mother-in-law

Er . . . how you use no say heroine and cocaine dey Lagos hospital
That thing be classified information o, even papers no carry the theft
And i remember say when I climb window enter the room to thief am, half of the thing don disappear already

Oya start to dey confess

Acid? Where is Acid?
That girl was almost probably head over heels inlove with me before I saw Nella

Meanwhile what have you done with my Nella?

Mr. Turkey:
^{where is the somze already? (in mock concern)}

If wishes were horses, Turkey would die

For the date . . .

I was thinking Planet Mars, then when we get married we got to the moon
What do you think?

Toyin
See why you should not make loose remarks in public
Some weed smoking teenager may just fall over it and assume it's the reason for all her mishaps

What next? The one man army? . . . lets make that two ladies and man

I cant warn o . . . otherwise ban

ok fine since you dont want date, why dont we do month, besides it'll take a couple of that in time to get to our destination.

So wan come or not?