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mukina2:
Somze
You should go and hide your face o
i just watched the highlights again now . chei!!!
barnsley

Are you saying you did not see the violent fans attack our players with weapons?
Come on, be sincere,

presido1:
@Somze
i have changed my mind already. Where is she sef,abeg wear that black jeans with iron zip and duvet cover yourself somze is coming.

You say conversant? he should have replied in French as others do(Junde Ramos)

The media know how to make people speak in languages that are foreign to them in order to misuse their lingual errors as rumours for their papers. Remember Beckham in Spain?

Meanwhile y u dey advice am to wear cloth? She no need na . . .

Sharrap dia

We were intimidated by the fans,

Those guys were running on to the pitch at the slightest opportunity with intent to attack our players.

We had to let them win

Mukina
You no go keep quiet form sleep now, make I come wake u

presido1:
@
Somze

Do u remember the drogba interview in sky sports channel last year? This is exactly what he said,
I dive, sometimes i stand, some time i dive. Is this not an open confession? and last time i checked he was in chelski squad.

He was not conversant with English then and the press took advantage of him.

presido1:
Ok thanks for trying to help me but i want her to keep on sleeping and dreaming. Pele for all your effort. You see why she will wake up after May.

Are you sure?

I'm really interested in helping you o,
Don't change your mind now that I am almost there.

Nateevs,
To be sincere, Its kinda of a consolation prize.

If we had won, it would have been no news but we failed to win and look at the thread go.

Doing my best to keep things that way even if it means going offtopic a few times

Mr. Turkey:
^{some folk really do have an extreme case of psykolomental disorder of the highest proportions, pity}

Yeah well,

My Grannie still loves me.

Now leave this place. I'm not sharing with some unknown attention-seeking, trouble making pest.

You're really ruining my grannie's thread and that makes me mad

Nateevs
Well said

Presido
Are you saying you guys are not the worst divers and cheats in the premiership?
Remember last season, it was dive after dive, cheat after cheat.

Meanwhile, I think I would do a better job at waking her up than you. I have a clean mind.
Just trying to help you out here

Mr. Turkey:
^{who the hell am i, i'm your worst nightmare punk, i'm that scare when you pee in your pants, i am the karma that'll descend on your pitiful soul when the darkness comes, you wanno know who i am? i am your "shut up" command when you spit crap, so boy, you best put on those holding straps, because when i'ma gonno through with you, even your birthday granny ain't gonno know you from squash. special one my turkey butt}

Mr unknown punk

Nice copy and paste rhymes, must have taken years of googling to get that one, I am most impressed.

Now can you please return to wherever you were vomited out from.

I am the Special one

presido1:
Dont mind the ass-anal fans their dream no get part two,
As for waking Muki from her dream if she will ever wake up, if you ever try what you have just written here beleive me i will ban the air from reaching where ever you are.
Muki just bring down your nighty for finger print checks when u wake up after May.

Still WAN UNITED

No she should take off her nighty so she can feel the taps well enough.
You know she's a deep sleeper and erm . . . she'll need to be tapped well enough for her to wake up.

I'm just going through all this trouble having your best interest in mind.
Trust me

Where is my grannie sef?

presido1:
Ibime abi ibinabo tell them,
somze i hope u dey hear wetin your chelski brov dey tell you.
make i give you Roman direct line? it will cost you some quid, when u are ready just holla me.
Nani all the way

I'm just tired o

Ibime
Stop all this public criticism,
What has got into you? EVeryday it's Jose, Drogba, Essien or Lampard bashing.
You're releasing your frustration on the wrong people.
Man Utd stole Nani from under our noses and JM was not allowed to buy players.
Since last season, JM has hardly been part of the decision making when it came to player acquisition.
Get your facts right.

All teams can't play alike, winning is everything.
Abeg any further criticism should go to my YIM.
Quit glorifying the diving cheats at Manchester.

presido1:
Exactly!!!! and man United were not beaten by 4 goals sorry muki

Still Wan United

presido1:
somze please help me wake muki up, she is dreaming of imposibilty at the same time snoring.
Just tap her head only, no extention of hand otherwise i will disqualify you from watching FA cup until

I just get tired when I hear all these Ass-anal fans winning trophies in their heads.
Some of them even think they've won the Champions League.
But I will tap her on the chest Just to make sure she wakes
and the erm back side too, just a few taps there too should do the trick

ikamefa:
see this yeye bush meat!

do you understand the meaning of twinny?

if i dey shack this ever-delish! pammy,be sure that your oyinbo-granny awwwiise " " dey shack am

i nor blame you !

@iice :-_{* i don waka far jare before i over-flog this yah blonde-grandson}

Happy birthday once again my loff!

You just get luck say today na my grannie birthday, I for don wire u well well,
See this one o, na just pity my grannie dey pity you as una be friends
There is not an iota of proof to support your ridiculous claims. My grannie has class!!!

Mr. Turkey:
^{(in a sing song voice)
if you were born in march, stand up, stand up
if you were born in march, stand up, stand up
a ring around the roses god bless you}

Who the hell are you?
Look I don't share my grannie, thanks for your birthday wishes now disappear into thin air

mukina2:
dream? we shall beat you guys right dere
we shall win you guys . infact the league is already ours

it feels good to be a gunner

All the big teams are in the same competitions.

Arsenal has nothing over any other team

Bunch of dreamers!!!

Mukina
No wonder una still dey for the FA Cup . . . abeg try win am

E be like say that pammy don dey worry u

Ibime
What makes Nani and Quaresma world class? Am I missing something? I think you meant to say skillful and creative players.

I think Nateevs has explained why he could not take a chance with such players.

Presido
See you wey dey beat for Old Trafford too dey talk.
Na wa o.

ikamefa:
enhm! ^{roll eyes at this persin calling pammy a classless drink}

-\
this persin go wound!

you nor know sey pammy na the drink of the gods?


anywayyyyyyyyy! twinny i don come back oh

how body?

muki loff? wata gwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

See human being, they go call this wan creature too abi?
gods ni, dogs ko
They dia dey chack your pammy make that your belle dey double in size everyday.
My grannie na correct oyibo woman she be, no time for village women meeting drinks

mukina2:
thunder scatter your keyboard infact i leave you with Barnsley

Your Grannie sabi process Pammy well well . check under her bed you go see evidence of that

how dare you disrespect our ventures i go sue you o

Sharrap jare, who be barnsley?
yeye like u, were Ass-anal dey sef for FA cup.

mukina2:
warn yourself o

Pammy is the all time fave of your granny . she started shacking wayyyyyyyyy before you were born

Sharrap,

Na lie,

My grannie has too much dignity in her to even think about a little indulgence in such a primitive and unprocessed drink.

I'm sure you on the other hand are very familiar around such cheap drinks

mukina2:
hahahahahahahahahahaha they won Newcastle today and you lost to Barnsley just like they did

tosinadeda:
somze its liverpool's fault u lost abi

Of course it's their fault, they cant beat simple Barnsley,
Liverpool should be relegated
They brought shame to the rest of us.
This is just annoying.

Nateevs,

AG does not seem to know how to pair Drogba and Anelka in his formation just yet.

Noticed the only time he tried that, he got it woefully wrong

delbizzie1:
Losers , to really think u were going for a triple. yeah right

Oh shut up!!!

Ibime
What does JM have to do with players not performing?

I dont get it. If you claim they played well under his era then something is definitely wrong with the new era under which they currently play.

Grannieeeeeeeeee . . .

Happy Birthday,

You're the greatest online grannie a chile could every have

I hope I'll get to sleep in the same bed with you . . . erm to er . . . comfort you and keep you happy while you tell me those bed time stories

Meanwhile what's all this stuff I hear about pammy? I thought you had class and are into Moets, cristals, krug and stuff

chuckdee4:
Somze its d weekend don't let BARNSLEY get under your skin, go get drunk or comething n drown away your sorrows

I wish I could do that, just got info that we have robbers at the gate of the estate or inside dont know which one. This damn screen is the only thing on in the house.

nateevs:
@Somze

A sad day for the club . . . utter disgrace to the premiership. . if we lost to a premiership side I would have been fine . . .
even if we drew barnsley I would still have been upset. . . we conceeded a goal in the 60th minute and for 30 mins we could not score. .

we were not going to score. .

Can you imagine that? The keeper hardly made a save too, we could not just retaliate.
Their defence sucked every attack into a black hole of none-existence.

There was no difference between the two sides today except that one side had overhyped overpaid players and the other side had only one thing in mind - Winning.

We need to get back the winning mentality and forget all this attacking/flair crap that Grant always talks about.

Today all premiership sides look be ashamed. This is all Liverpool's fault. Such a useless team.

We need our spirit back,

This is not Chelsea. Today just shows that we have fallen short of determination, resilience, pride and motivation.

You are right! We need fresh reassurances from a fresh management team and some fresh playing staff.

I don't know if they have the belief to win big games in the Champions League at this stage.

Imagine losing away to a championship side.

It's a sad sad day for football.

nateevs:
A few people might say it's too early. . . but I think it's just safe to write off this season and start again. . .

I am lost for words. .

This is just so annoying, Barnsley, championship side Barnsley

I would have used this time to start the design of . . . but noooooooo I had to watch this stupidity.

This is just crazy

mukina2:


Go Barnsley

I'm serious, stop it.

mukina2:
hahahahah Barnsley = Giant killers

first it was liverpool now its cheksli

Look, this is not the time

Nateevs,
It's all going downhill, we've lost two cups that we would so easily have taken.

What's going on with these players, is JM bribing them?

Chuckdee, Banderas
Are you saying you did not see the fans rush into to field with intent to disrupt the match and attack our players?

Look at the silly fans rushing into the field to attack our players . . . they should be disqualified.

This is outright cheating and intimidation.

Just look at this, what is the FA doing?

This is disgraceful

I cant bear this

Nateevs

Why aint we taking shots from outside?

It's bound to be deflected somewhere.

These Barnsley folks are everywhere, they must be cheating somehow.

What the hell is wrong with Kalou?

Terrryyyyyyyyyyyyy are you insane?

About 5 more minutes to go and I've not seen a decent attempt for a while now.

I must be dreaming, they have everyone behind the freaking ball . . . is that allowed?

Nateevs
What the hell is going on

We cant freaking make pass into dangerous areas. We seem to be sniffled out of the ball in their 18 box area.

Pizarro is coming in.

How bad is Lampard's injury?

The gods must be crazy

I think we can take advantage of Man Utd's pathetic situation.

We can not underestimate any other team left though. We have lost one final already, this is a Cup we must win.

Hopefully we would show class today and put aside Barnsley.

Let's see how things go