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I have to buy her a new mp4 . . . this my wife sef wey dey waste my money


wdyh

[quote author=ronnie-slimz link=topic=24209.msg1606858#msg1606858 date=1193069225]im gewd! gurllfrnd. . u? never mind moi big bruv. . he's only kidding

plz stop calling her that. . she's a dearie im planning to marry her 4u [/quote]I mean this in the best way possible . . . have you started taking drugs again
How do you think a married man like me will erm . . . erm . . .erm . . .
use mind na, my wife is around, just give her my number we'll meet outside

Nella:
Hiyaa who and who are fighting??- SOMZE?? lol

sup y'all??

My babie
I've been missing you
Ive been such a good husband waiting for you to come home

moondust:
wats all this gay talk in here? . . .
eh? mishoo. . .somze

Ralvy started it

she's recuperating but doctors say it may take years for her to regain normal mental health ability


what hospital is she in?

brownsilk:
HI ronnie girl, how are u today,,,,, if u know somze or whatever he is caled, warn him, else

Or else what
Abeg i don leave you o, i'm to young too die . . . too good looking
Meanwhile you forget to wear your mask today na, how far
you wan chase peeps comot for hia,
abeg carry your face dey face down make i no see am abeg

brownsilk:
jobless set of people but i still want to be the last to post here

@ somze, u are not ashamed of your self, rat

look at this cleaner insulting her boss o
keep this up! You wont get paid for a month

[quote author=ronnie-slimz link=topic=24209.msg1606807#msg1606807 date=1193068560]big bruv eassyyyyyyyyy oooo u just dey bash peeps sha. .[/quote]ok no more bashing, but abeg tell our janitor to go clean ma room na

rubie:
Haba somze, is that how to welcome a friend? Any how sha, Missed you all day. How was your weekend?

Oh come on, you know i love you
You know one gree for me so e just dey vex me
My weekend was lonely without you
Tried calling but mtn no gree me
wait o . . . i get your numba sef?

I have cover

efuah, ill buzz you now

wdyh

I blame you jare . . . dont know y but i do

havanah:
hey rubie good to c u here??how r u girl??wev missed u today?

Who is WE?

brownsilk:
are u guys still here?? una no get work ooooooooooooo, na wa

I hope you have finished cleaning my room, janitor like you

rubie:
Hello all, I'm late today, was just busy. Any how sha how was your weekend? I had fun and I'm back.
Good to be here.

Go back from whence you came, i'm in a row here
PS: still love you babie . . . i think

havanah:
hehehehe somzeee i think they r both doing their work

I just want to get back to the ground
Now where is that Acid with the rest of my wrap
Was enjoyin this stuff

mishooo:
Rubie darling, how you dey.?? I just dey miss you sha since morning.

Na wa o,
Acid come you say you want am
Rubie come you want am too
leave on for me na

efuah:
no she didn't

Mrs Personal Assistant
I was talking to your boss ok?
And tell her when next you guys come online that she had better miss me OR ELSE

JM the King

na wa o, it aint safe no more

I have an elder sister that will beat up all these bullies on nairaland
i go call am o

wdyh

havanah:
@somze

u ok??your in such a teasy mood today ??what have u been upto man??

any good news u want to share??

Its either the weed or this drink but i sha know i'm at some level above the ground

efuah:
somze, i will come for your head if u make my rib hurt

ah sorry o, i'm beggining to love my head already, dont want it off

I have a big bra for my

i have d urge to go to uk rite now

wdyh

champion ni
champion ko

i have her here with me

wdyh

Cute-ass
did you not miss me

i have pantyhose

ibkaye:
well i am the last!

Your 7th post and you think you can be the last?
na wa o

mishooo:
Where you come from

leave her alone jare
she's from my house

I have to be afraid . . . is my head included

havannah
I'm such a good boy, good in a lot of things

oh thank goodness, i have relaxed

wdyh?

Mishoo na 419 jare

babysista i'm doin cool, just hangin around

I have to reconsider my stance on diva o
water don pass garri, efuah is there anything we can do?

wdyh

i know wan know abeg
too much dey on my case already

havanah:
this thread was sooooooo boring over the weekend with out u all

hear u need some help here on the threadsomeone is paying??

Well i'm here havannah so kiss goodbye to boredom
well actually i'd prefer if you kiss me then i'd transfer it to boredom and . . .
do you understand what i'm saying

Hello baby sista

is that a question?

can you write a proper sentence?

I have a distribution line

wdyh

I like weirdo's

are you single?

u no go talk true now