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Lawliet:
When they say ''Love with your head and not your heart'', they will not listen.

What do you mean? A couple whose children (4 for that matter) age between 30-39 years, you expect the man to love his wife with his head? This is just pure evil, love with your head doesn't apply here... I'm so emotional right now sef

femi4:
How much is 23andme

About $99..

People get mind o.. This is too evil abeg

"If DNA test is cheap, many marriages wouldn't last"

Liposure:
I'd be forking with caution from now on in order not to fall victim

That's the new law now.. And incase you visit a brothel, kindly pocket your used CD to avoid stories that touch

Coolcalmcollect:
your papa for don use your education money fork runs girls....e for dey more profitable....oponu

He is on Nairaland. @Scientists is his username.. Kindly report there. Thanks

Coolcalmcollect:
ode I'm sure you pack your hair at the barber shop also bah?

Putting you and sense together in a sentence is a crime. Have a nice day

Evolutionlove:
Infact at the bolded, A lot of People are Victims of this Unfortunate Situation when they were still Naive. Some might be lucky their Sperm might not work for the rituals or might not be sold out and was properly disposed. I'm sure this situation might be the reason some people struggle all through their life. But I believe anyone who falls Victim can resurrect his/her carrier and restore whatever have been taken through serious prayers and Indulging In spirituality as well. Human Beings are the most wicked and ruthless of all Creatures smhhh. As I continue to grow up, I'm really seeing life clearly what It's all about hmmmn.......

Choi, God bless you my brother. You said it all, lack of awareness amongst guys is becoming a problem in itself

flokii:
Just like they use menstral pads and other secretions of ladies for ritual purposes, male semen get used for similar purpose and most herbalists pay pr0stitutes heavily for used condoms left by ignorant customers.

@Op your girlfriend obviously has a sinister agenda and thank your stars you noticed on time.

I'm definitely doing Thanksgiving on Sunday I surely can't thank God enough

collinsuchendu:
Thank God for you life bro. Be careful

Please tell me more about this bro.

Most girls in Delta State Uni are into yahoo too. Since the outbreak of Pant4benz, most are treading with caution. Why risk being used when you can earn your own cash? I met one the other day, and she asked me if I know any China date site she can blog tonight in a subtle way tho but I decoded. While most who don't have the time, they simply run errands for the G-boyz who in turn bless them. You can hardly see a 300L girl using an android phone, iPhone everywhere
People are not what they seem these days..

Coolcalmcollect:
smh you dull.

Kindly ignore abeg. When you fall victim, your body go dey

dikeigbo2:
better if she use you for ritual than you to die for a politician. ....both of you will gain it afterwards....

How will I gain from being used for ritual? Who said anything about wanting to die for a politician? Get the message I'm conveying and move on..

Kondomatic:
A lady that you've never had sex with came to your house uninvited and initiated sex almost immediately and you fell for it?

I had a rough day mhen, wasn't thinking straight. Moreover, I thought she's ideal; I gave her my house key sef.. We were practically dating or so I thought
Anyways, we done with that..

MrTAnonymous:
Same here, if it didn't happen to me too, I wouldn't have believed you. Since that day I became more careful around girls.

I remember a friend of mine who went to a brothel, he had sex with the prostitute and refused to leave the used condom for the prostitute. This caused a ruffle, my friend said he didn't want to leave his used condom with the prostitute that he is scared of her using it for rituals, the prostitute didn't want him to go with the used condom too. It wasn't funny.
Wahala sha dey this world

Incase you don't know na me talk

Olosho sef wan cash out... Wahala for 9ja plenty

MrTAnonymous:
I had a similar case around 2017 or so. I was dating this Edo babe, she sabi fucckkk no cap. So she visited me on this fateful day, we had sexx, after having sexx I tied the condom and dropped it on my bedside shelf, went to the toilet to clean up, when I came back I couldn't find the condom, I asked her she said that she threw it out of the window, I checked where she said she threw it, I couldn't find it. I started an argument with her and found the condom in her pocket. I was really mad at her, she couldn't even tell me why she lied, she just vex comot. I broke up with her that same day. Na since that day I start to dey fear Edo girls.


Incase you don't know na me talk

Things dey happen my guy. If I didn't witness this myself, I might just pass it off as fable... Fear girls o

hashtagged:
Which std test do they use semen to run, bro run for your life

I wonder o, Std test I did last year na urine and saliva sample 'em need.. This is definitely ritual related

Makavelli25:
She wants to buy Benz or sell it to Yahoo boys

I suspect she wants to sell it... Most ladies don't have the mind for ritual or..
I don't even know, now I'm scared of relationships

Please guys, fvck only who you trust...

Freelane33:
At last village people got you

Almost. Narrow escape o, as this year bad reach if I end up as a springboard into overflow cash for someone, even God no fit separate the fight on Judgement day

donbachi:
U for be benz somewhere dis xmas.

Swrs. And worst part? I just met her a month ago Most people would prolly think ladies don't do yahoo, they do a lot. Go to Delsu, you'll understand what's up... We' should be careful abeg

Pierocash:
You may be wrong with your submission. It may be for medical checkup like she claimed

Why the initial denial? If she had simply said the truth I wouldn't mind much..

devilmaycry:
Mtchewww

So we should now fry beans abi

Don't play smart. Things dey happen, just err with caution.. That's the message

So I came home after losing horribly in a local chess tournament, I enter my house and was shocked to find Beth inside. I asked her how long has she been there and why didn't she call me? She said she wanted to surprise me and before I knew what's up she was already initiating sex, sucking away the nectar in my mouth. It was kinda weird cause we've never had sex before so I allowed her take the lead, she brought out a c0ndom from her bag and put it on nicely and we did the act.
I found out that I was quite spent unlike before, so I simply removed the used CD and lay down to catch my breath. Beth took a quick shower, got dressed and told me she wants to go. I forced myself up and gave her money for T.f. Then my eyes darted to where I'd dropped the used CD, I couldn't find it.
I asked her where it was, she said she flushed it when she was showering but I could swear I saw it was on the floor when she entered the bathroom. There was a brief argument before she finally admitted that she didn't flush it instead its in her bag. I went mental
She quickly explained that she wants to run some test just to know if I'm disease free. "Why wouldn't you ask me first and why the denial?" I queried. She got angry, brought it out, dropped it on the floor and stormed out muttering that she was doing it for our sake... I sent her a breakup text immediately

God forbid that somebody uses my semen for ritual purpose, please err with caution.
GOD protect us from ritualists.

apatheticme:
Not everyone married after fuc.k days, you know.

Some of us preserved ourselves, our dignity and married untainted.

That is the exact reason why this campaign of pressuring girls to do the bidding of men with their bodies must stop. You and your species are hypocrites, a girl decides to stay chaste, you open threads to say she shouldn't under the guise of infertility or that she should be 'test runned' as if she's a piece of machinery. She decides to sleep around, you and your ilks will still slut shame her and call her a hoe. Can you see you lots are confused!

Will women leave this planet for you?

[s]PS: The way you've taken this issue personal and attacking everyone on the thread, one wonders maybe you got a very bad case of gonorrhea during your Fuc.k days which gave you gonococcal urethritis and you can't father a child. Because no other reasons explain why you're taking Panadol for another man's headache.[/s]

Meanwhile kid, I'm not the cause of your ambitionless life, so run along go vent your frustrations and explanations on another person or open another misogynistic thread again, however, let me reiterate that at the rate you're going, destruction is not far from you, keep working hard at misogyny, Ozwor!

He has a son Why are you ladies feeling insecure about this? When did pregnancy before marriage become a hideous crime? You people seem to have the proclivity of tagging anything that is apparently true about women as a misogyny post.. It's an advice ma'am
Advice can be rejected also.

Scientists:
He is my son and is reasonable than you.

Thank you Father. I honestly believe this your research would earn you a Nobel Prize one day. ✌️

Omoge87:
What is this one saying. If you do not know Nigeria has one of the best reputations in terms of their IVF success rates and treatments... I used the West as an example to differentiate between Western mentality and African mentality ...

Anyway not having any further discussion with a simple person like yourself.

Remain blessed.

You're just running your mouth as if IVF is that cheap The most intelligent Scientist ever gave a simple and clear way to avoid childless marriage, it's an advice baby girl. Take it or leave it at your own discretion, if you don't like it, do your own research.
Moreover if we're talking about sinful effects and moral righteousness, it's mixing of sperm and egg in labs for insemination God's plan of reproduction? In some cases, one of the gamete might not even be from the couple so how is IVF so good in your sight and the idea of pregnancy before marriage seem so preposterous and heinous?

StacyO:
Dumbass
He was only fooling you.































It's called sarcasm.


And to think that the moniker(same as you),gave yourself that sarcastic response shows you're even dumber.

Please ma'am, I have no idea what you're talking about..

In a time when this country is in a dilapidated state triggered by EndSars protest, ASUU strike, Hike in fuel and foodstuffs prices, and insecurity outbreak everywhere; a great scientist went to his lab to investigate the cause of another man's childless marriage and came up with a rather profound and astonishing storyline. And instead of you guys to applaud this invaluable research, you're there hating and spewing jealousy all over this thread. Shame on you guys.
Dear Scientists, the day I met you was indeed a blessing. You are truly an amazing person, please ignore those ignoramus saying negative things here maybe next time you should investigate "Why people don't have sense on this platform" Thank you for enlightening us.

Kidaholic:
This is sad. Sorry man, that's life for you... Rather focus on yourself for now, leave girls alone

Thanks bro, that's the plan for now

Please recommend the poison I should use..

So I decided to blow off some steam. I crossed over and asked what's her price. She said 5k for over night and 1k for short time, I said I'd do 2 rounds and we finally agreed at N1500. We entered the room and she asked for payment upfront which I gave without hesitation and started wearing a condom. As I got ready to penetrate, two boys came outta no where with a locally made pistol and robbed me off everything from my 35k watch to my bathroom slippers of N150 and sent me out with my dick in hand.
So yesterday after much deliberation, I decided that it was a planned work so I went to the police station to report. On getting there, I saw a fine fair lady at the counter, she looks like someone who just graduated from the academy. Suddenly I felt ashamed to tell her my problem and to avoid suspicion, I simply asked for the DPO citing that I just wanna thank him. Immediately the DPO walked in, asked me what I wanted. I said I just want to thank him for being an upright citizen and protecting the law.
He looked at me and said that I am a spy, that I'm one of the hoodlums burning stations. He ordered his boys to beat me and I was forced to confess what brought me there. He said I'm a stupid boy and locked me up in a cell. Once inside, some menacing gang forced me to knee for almost an hour for not bring anything for them.
So today, my elder brother came to bail me. And to cut it short, family meeting is about to start. I'm gon' tell my father, mother and younger ones what took me to an Ashawo hub in the first place.
This life tire me abeg. I just want to die.

True Life Story...

blinking001:
This is full blown hypergamy in play here. If you had game you wouldn't be complaining. Do yourself some good and visit threads about the redpill. Life becomes easy when you embrace your masculinity.

Don't get over presumptuous. I never said I don't know what Redpill dictates, I just wasn't willing to play by it. Maybe for a few moment but I don't take what you people preach up there like gospel that serious. I chose to trust. I chose to love. Maybe she's different? See where it has landed me. Anyways, my mind is made up Most All girls are hoes, and we gon' take em that way.

marsman:
Oga you no try ohh, were you planning to marry her? as a student i believe spending 7k on a girl is too much, except you want to rent an hotel room to do.....

Its now i'm realizing how reckless i was Aswr, it won't happen again... Now I'm looking for quick 78k for rent, Landlord has been calling me all day Foolish me!