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this story too long i swear..

lovely....
in Nigeria nko?
the lady wears a white wedding gown, either she be virgin or not.
either she get pikin out of wedlock or not...

in my church, if u re guilty of the above,
you would be made to wear a pink gown,
no veil on ur face, and the wedding wont hold on saturdaay. but sunday..

wake me up when the e-war starts..

how can i take this post serious, when u didnt tell us how it happened...

What is wrong with you? This is what annoys me with some Christians.. Some of u re quick to judge. So becos hes not a christian, hes going to hell..
How sure re u, that you are going to heaven either..

LoveJesus87:
Must be in hell by now in unimaginable zorrow my brothers and sisters please repent for hell is real oh. Jesus is the only escape route

Clearly you have nothing else to do than post tweaks. Have u no shame?

Op, maybe Na ur faith carry d healing. Afterall, they say if babalawo heal u, take d healing in good faith..

I bliv we all heard the story about a man who was ill, he went to see a herbalist. She told him to come back after few days, to collect a mixture. He went back on d said day. He didnt meet her, but d apprentice. The apprentice gave him a mixture.

He went home, drank it ND he became well. He went back to thank the woman. The herbalist said
DON'T MIND MY APPRENTICE. HE GAVE YOU MY URINE, NOT THE ONE I PREPARED FOR YOU.

A PIN was inserted spiritually, but was removed physically, without blood stains, or the person feeling the pains. This is something I still dont understand.
I read this story since in d morning, but I didnt comment till now cos I was waiting for my neighbor to return home, which he just did..

My neighbor once told me they sent a spiritual arrow from d village, to hit him, wen he was in lag.. Weeks later, his legs started swelling up. Long story short, a spiritualist came ND told him theres a spiritual arrow in his leg. He removed it, puss started coming outta his legs..

I had to ask him today, after reading this post, if he saw the arrow being pulled out? He told me he saw nothing, that it all happened in d spiritual.
That's why im still wondering how u saw those pins?

Afonjas are in trouble here..
Let me continue reading comments..

eyahhhh.who him epp

if na naija this one happen, they go start dey cast and bind,
dey pour annointing oil around the room, say the snake na from village dey send am.
then they go carry d boy go MFM, CHOSEN REVIVAL, TB JOSHUA, CELESTIAL CHURCH,
CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM, ALFA, BABALAWO, etc for deliverance.

This story long die to be read this early morning.. *yawns
Lets hope the posters below us go help summarize.

Yes, u cant spend more Dan 100dollars.
Except u use Alipay, which has also been closed.
Gtbank charges 325. It looks like d cheapest, cheaper Dan access bank

This story long o. Lets hope d poster below me go fit summarize, since d poster above me is too lazy to read and provide summary..

ode.. wawa. ewu

This is so funny, I had to like and share..

Obijulius:
Hahahahahahaha

Please let's give it to IPOB!!!!

Click like if you think IPOB is the only group capable of protesting against this corpse called Buhari.

Click share if u no get sense!!!

is dat a girl or a guy?

i love this post.. History is also my second passion, aside reading novels and playing scabble..

You started it.

gabazin080:
idiot son of a prostitute. with the way it take pain u, i believe ur mama's own smell pass rotten fish

these peeps no dey finish?
they dont die. they multiply..

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she still no fine..

kai. na wa o. MMM really crippled some peeps..

na lie him dey lie. shey dey said PRETTY MIKE is straffing him.

if u go court, u no dey see policemen there?

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start first

this is why we cant rely on the naija policemen..
by the way, whos VAMPIRE

So, assuming im the one who wants to testify against him in court, and those guys came to rescue him,
my own don be..
i dont believe in that PROTECTIVE CUSTODY thing our naija police dey always say will protect ur identity.
na lie, e no dey work. they will still trail you..

feb 5th go mad die..
cant wait.
but sincerely, people are really suffering.
buhari, which way naw.
i was telling my hausa frnds then not to vote him, they called me all sort of names.
now, reality has dawned on them. they are smiling on the out, but crying on the in..

summary please..