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Just the same way obasanjo knew gej would win the primary election, he still went ahead and voted that woman contesting. Na so I do too.

Slimberry1:
Imagine..... Get me a cane for this guy...see his mouth u know he will win so u dd not vote....#shoroniyen

Please, for the love of God, don't buy the tecno. Rather, go for Xperia. S7 edge shld be less Dan 200K now, in the open market.

Congrats fynestboi. I knew he was gonna win. That was why I didn't vote him.

I don finish skool since o. Working in one popular telco like dat.

girl4rmspace:
are u a graduate? If so, what do you do currently?

It's true. Hausa language dat I tot I would fail, had B3 in it.

girl4rmspace:
you had 3bs and 6as? That's impressive if true

I had 3 Bs and 6 As during my time. Those of us dat wrote in 2003 would understand perfectly. How tough it was due to d NLC strike during obj regime

Congrats to her. We pray she gets instant admission to the uni

There's a solution to that. I've forgotten the steps. Once helped a customer with that issue. But Gaskiya, I no fit remember how I do am again.

But just be patient. 25years is too small.

It's because you are using a blackberry phone...

Are you sure the person you call has not travelled out and he/she is roaming his/her line?

Is this thing not over yet?? let dem do and announce the winner.

I pray the end result won't turn out to be like the one between young alhaji ND David mark in benue state. I bliv we all know that glorious election.

Life is too short for all that.


If I got a new phone, the first thing I go na to snap the carton, upload am go Facebook ND instagram..

Shes too smart and intelligent for you. Leave her. I wonder the insecurity you will battle with when u get married to her.

Better leave her now, before you start saving money, to do DNA test, to know the paternity of your kids.

But if u still love her, always put her in ur prayers. God can change her heart. She fit turn born again.

If you still love her, ND still want to marry her, fine. At least, you don already know say her womb dey fertile. Una no go get problems looking for kids. Except if you get problem sha (just kidding)

Maybe you should use adjectives like SOME, MOST in your title. Cos not all guys are guilty of such. I'm a perfect example..

I don't know if I'm alone in this... This Olympics seems boring. Or is it cos of this buhari regime?

I vote Vizkiz


Cc: NLJega

With your kind of budget, I would advice you go for an android phone. The money u have truly, can get you a used ifone 4s or lumia 525, etc according to the op above. But sincerely, u won't enjoy them. This is cos, as new os comes out, some phones won't carry it. They are indirectly phasing out some phones. (iPhone 5, 4, 5s, 4s). And u know say new os dey carry new features come

But my ultimate advice would be for you to still save your money, and manage the q5 till December. It's during that time you can buy your phone with the money gathered. Cos for December, phones dey cheap, pple wan sell, to spend for Xmas. Or u can still buy January cos pple would need money desperately to cover expenses of December.

The ball is in ur court anyway

this is why I hate people with double mouth. it makes it hard for me to determine which mouth to slap first.

shey we all know that the CBN has increased MPR to 14%

*What is MPR -* The rate at which banks borrow from CBN. Raised from 12%.

*Implications:*

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1. Cost of borrowing will go up.

2. Companies that already are not doing well due to the harsh economic climate will sink further into debts. This may mean more job losses and more dependants coming your way.

How one economist summarised the outcome of the MPC meeting:

He said, *"CBN has pushed the panic button. Foreign investors will not come. Nigeria will sink deeper into recession".*

He gave a frightening revelation when he said many banks are on the CBN Discount Window.

*What is a Discount Window* - where banks go to the CBN for life support.

*What you need to do:*

1. Brace for more economic impact.

2. Cut off wastes. Postpone that champagne party. Leave out buying that luxury car. Planning to move to a duplex from a flat? Suspend that idea for now.

3. If you have some little change, please buy USD, no matter how small. Better still, look for how to *start earning USD*

4. Generally keep a low profile for now.

It may blow over in a year or more but we could also lose total control like Zimbabwe and Venezuela. *Your N10m may now be worth $300.*

I truly wish all of us will take steps to avoid becoming one of those 'when I was rich' people

[size=18pt]SAI BUHARI SAI BABA[/size]

what is so stunning about this photo?

some people go use innocent person do money rituals and their names still no go appear for FORBES top 50 billionaires. a total waste

that was how one guy wanted to use his best friend for money rituals in Ghana.

I'm scared o. I pray I passed maths..

I was about to break it down for him/her, but was feeling too lazy. Thanks for helping me.

Nkonadi:
You are the one confused bro...
Actually, its airtel that is cheating you...

250% of 400 Naira is
250/100 * 400 = 1000 plus the 400 you recharged, making it 1400.. Which is correct as per the pix you uploaded..

500% of 400 should be
500/100 * 400 = 2000 plus the 400 you recharged, should make it 2400. Which is actually less than what your picture says..
Also, before making such claims, why didnt you ask why MTN 500% is bigger than Airtel 500%

if you want that space, come and pay for it..

NevetsIbot:
see his head. I wanted to be second to comment but see naw. He dan boook space.

this one is tough. wait let me consult IFA...........

*pour cowries on the ground..
*reciting incantation....
ifa olokun, asoro dayo,
ni iwaju ifa, ni eyin ifa
ifa lotun, ifa losi
bi oro re se je, lo ma wi o

*listening attentitively to ifa
*nods head in agreement

the great IFA said I should tell you to tell your father about your current bf, and IFA said I shld ask you how old is your current bf.
IFA strongly advises you to stay with your bf cos it is written in the Bible not to despise every little beginnings.

though, you are 26, and you feel age aint on your side, but its not by how far, but how well.. all the best.

lets all fold our hands and see where this ship is sailing to.

make dem dey mumu theirselves, say na religion of peace dem dey spread.
I keep saying this that
whoever kills another man, to spread a religion, the person is serving a weak god. their god needs help.
if ur god okays you to bomb places, kill innocent children, women, etc. change ur god. ur god is a beast

KINGinVAHALA made it to the final..

Congrats o. The journey no easy. This is the final hurdle. I pray you cross over.

I vote
KingInvahala

CC NLJEGA

It seems my body system is already used to tap water. To the extent that dispenser water doesn't taste well in my mouth. Its like the water lacks oxygen.

The water in borno state is very hard it doesn't even foam wen u wash sef . That's why most of us have brown teeth .

My cousins drink boiled water in their house. I went to spend some weeks there. Started drinking it with them. I fell ill. Was diagnosed of typhoid. The doctor told me to change d water I drink.

Why does changing water affect someone?

Not sure. But the guy get liver sha, to carry out such plan..

You can't be good looking and be broke. Not possible. Depression, worry, anxiety will be the make up on ur face. Wrinkles all over your forehead ..

The most important thing is to stay happy, no matter the circumstances. Being broke is not and will never be a permanent thing. Also be in a good health. There re so many rich men out there, who are...... Let me just put it this way..

Some of us complain for not having money, expensive phones/cars. Some ppel are out there wishing to exchange their wealth 4 ur health. Be grateful...

Oshey brother.. I appreciate.

ALAYORMII:
The name of the app is parallel space

Thanks for the correction..

Engrobiorah:
parallel space

I'm very sure he's d one dat banned me. That i violated one crazy rule. The annoying part is dat what I posted wasn't vulgar. I was supposed to be FTC (cos d thread hit fp). He deleted my comment and banned me.

Since then, I come hate am. (only on Nl, not real life)

aalangel:
I thought that Mynd44 was annoying only me. He hasn't banned me before, but I still don't like him.