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8 solid reasons?? oya here we go.

1. It's too vile.
2. It's very vulgar.
3. It could change people's perception bout you.
4. Even if you create a reasonable thread, it might not hit fp
5. A good and responsible man should not use such words online.
6. Your family members might be here too.
7. One would conclude you have a narcissistic personality.
8. I'm very sure some peeps are looking up to you.

Let me stop here.
Ps: these are random thoughts, not to be taken seriously.

obontami:
Gimme eight solid reasons why I should change my siggy

U two shld elope to Libya, and allow us rest abeg..

handsam:
Am already with you...Any place you want

Let we the hausas spread our mat and watch the yorubas ND igbos bash theirselves, as we are chewing our kolanut and sipping our kunun gyada..

Who shld I support sef...

Or the pix of someone dat killed a wall gecko.

Abajosax007:
Informative... Thanks. Unfortunately things like this dont move to front page except its a twerking or cleavage page... Thanks anyways

Who all these acronyms help??

Now I've seen the real pix.

What u did ain't smart at all.

Those saying u made a smart move are dull. Probably it's cos this thread belongs to a girl, i understand that part. But when sh*t hits the fan, they will leave you.

You are not the first person to receive this kind of sms. All we do Is ignore. We don't have to post it (his pix included) on Nl.

Topahz, how sure are u that he's the real scammer?

U needed to do further research and analysis, before concluding. You would be a very bad and biased judge in court

You could tarnish his image, ND reputation, if he's found innocent.

I know this is none of my business, but as a brother, please change ur siggy.

obontami:
The hustle is fcccking real mehnn

Check Emab Plaza, Abuja I saw some of it there some weeks back.

If u stay in kaduna, go to makarfi Plaza. E plenty die there.

U said we shld warn him, if we know him? How can we identify him, when his face is censored?

wetin make u try am in the first place?? CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT
I waited to see a positive review from peeps, but saw none, so I skipped it.

DOMINIC, what are u doing here?
ive always thought dominic is a guys name.

dominique:
What I find more ridiculous than the scam advert is that people actually fall into their trap. Someone is offering data of 90, 120 day validity and you believed him? Some people need to get themselves a huge dose of panasharp.

this thing na scam. I wonder how peeps keeps falling for this scam. I believe those who patronize these people are also greedy peeps.
they say CUNNING MAN DIE, CUNNING MAN BURY AM

bb enterprise is designed for office, organizations, etc. don't think it is accessible for individual.
more like a work vpn, where you can access files remotely, open some office sites(intranet),
so long you are connected to the enterprise.

if u dey Abuja, I for suggest make u carry am go gsm village.
what kinda crack is dat?? did a car drive through it?

Same ship as yours. I stay in wuse 2. Our specranet used to be fast also. But all of a sudden, it becomes so slow. Had to wait till midnight, before I could do any serious browsing.

But etisalat is very okay too. Maybe u shld hack ur WiFi, den put etisalat sim inside. Since u re a heavy data user, subscribe the 42gig, for 18k. U can be rolling it over with smaller data plan.

I paired it with Bluetooth. Though, I have a PSN account. So I can play the games on my console from my fone. Though I bought d Otg cable too, but later found out I don't need it.

Kingy10:
How do u use it without otg?

I use my ps4 pad with my Xperia z2. Used it without otg cable. Heard ps3 pad is compatible with so many phones.

Eyahh, thank God say u locate ur customer. You've confirmed ur honesty. Thank God she's on Nl.

How e take concern u?
At least, he's doing something.

jhydebaba:
U've done well in advertising ur self and product.

Mods, supermoderators, Seun, take down this thread. At least, let's hear from the girl first, before publishing this.

U try sef say u still sheet the sheet. Me, na rake I just dey rake dat night. I cursed d landlord, for giving his tenants a pit toilet. Nd na girl matter carry me go him house. I prayed a sincere prayer dat night, let a miracle happen. I left angrily d next day.

bharkarh:
I could still relate to your s5 story, I was using Nokia then, so I dashed to my friends house to use his toilet due to troubling stomach. Omo, as I enter the pit latrine toilet, I hurriedly pulled off my trouser forgetting that there is my dearest baby at my back pocket. Oboi! Phone stylishly slipped into the pit and I rushed outside immediately like who just ran mad. It was after I got outside I remembered that I still needed to poo and there is nothing my friends could do about it.
I just majestically walked into the toilet to pay my last respect to my darling dearest.
When ever I remember this day ehn....and I try the MTN number in that phone, Na one useless Hausa man go pick am dey tell me "Nagode"

Any thread the winner creates will hit Fp. Lanicky's thread has hit Fp like 6 times(or more) since she won it.

Just d same way some peeps re not lucky with a brand of phones. My younger sis has lost her iPhones twice. The second time, she was stabbed twice in her car, when the thief snatched d phone at zone 2.

Maxcollins042:
only you experienced all this? hmmm OP for dey yaba left if to say na her all this happen

How dare u refer to God as he??
My frnd, change that thing, before He changes it for you.

UndisputedBosom:
Nice suppose-sad-but-funny story you got up there.....


Actually i've lost phone twice or should i say i lost one in my place of work then in a Cyber cafè and the other one was robbed off at gunpoint in my own house after panel beatin and stappin me at my left shoulder, they collected the phone with mom's and every "collectable" valuables in the house and left me in a pool of my own blood


If not for God "only" i would've turned demon just to make sure i taught 'em life lesson......but i leave vengeance to God cox he handles it better

Where did u see the lie, let me edit it.
Abi na till I line up d cartons of d fones before u go bliv?

nma24:
Bros you can lie for Africa

this ur story make me laugh die I could imagine the whole drama..
ive lost countless times. and all the phones I lost are Samsung

used the Samsung s1, dropped it at a charging shop, before I came back from teaching(was serving then), they've demolished the kiosk. my fone and d owner of the shop disappear.

bought Samsung s2. was robbed at nya-nya around 10pm.

bought s3, it slipped out of my pocket in a cab. I didn't know.

started using s4. was snatched at berger, wen I was playing candy crush.

bought s5. na dis one pain me pass. went to spend some days at my frnds house, they use a pit toilet. wanted to use the toilet.
the phone was in my pocket. I removed my trouser, wanted to fold it, before hanging it. na so my fone and my wallet fall inside the pit.

since then, I knew I have bad luck with Samsung fones. had to switch to sony xperia.

Let me advice.
1. Never use ur phone, when sitting by d window at night in a cab.

2. Make sure you register ur phone in the phones website. Was able to locate my s4 then. The phone was already in onitsha. The sharp guy dat snatched it gave it to his sister. (I explained it in one thread like dat). Was still able to retrieve the call logs nd sms' remotely.

3. Install an anti-theft app in ur fone.

4. For the ladies who drive at night, never keep ur fone on d passenger seat, with ur glass wound down. Even ur bag too. My sis lost her iPhone 6splus nd htc m9 in one night, due to dat mistake.

All these king root, root king, etc.
Must you root ur phone?

No be lie. It makes us look younger dan our age, which makes pple look down on us. There's this girl dat was posted to serve in my branch. She sometimes talk to me in a condescending way. Maybe cos I no get beards. There was a time she jokingly asked my age. Told her I'm 30. She no bliv o. Cos shes 23 yrs..

dadabashua1:
you are so correct, mine is something else o, and on both sides of my chicks.. the annoying thing is, at my age(late 20ties) teen gals will be making fun of me like say I b one small pikin,did a research about on google and I realise folks with it looks younger than their age. I believe it 100percent because my whole family na baby faces o... lol

Have you ever been in a BRO ZONE? That's d worst zone one can ever be into.. Even death cannot save a guy from dat zone.

I once witnessed something like dat too.

Especially that mynd guy in politics section. He once banned me for saying something he himself did not understand. But others would post something extremely vulgar, but they go free. But the mods in this section are ghosts, so we re free here.

Supersuave2:
sometimes I just wish I can lay my hand on any NL mod

Let me just screen grab these steps. I can't read any epistle this night. I'm so stoned right now.