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E be like say u go hear am pass me cos mine ain't as obvious as yours. It shows more, when I'm talking or smiling.

dadabashua1:
my broda the thing tire me o, person de form man gals including small gals will be saying nice dimples... lol same like you bro it's a family thing

So many girls have told me I LIKE YOUR DIMPLES, ...... To be honest, I feel very embarrassed sometimes. We all have it in our house sha, xcept my dad.

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Something doesn't add up in this story.. Im too lazy to open page 1 nd 2 of dis post. Someone shld pls summarize abeg.

Well, we all know Kim Kardashian married one guy like dat nd dey divorced after 72hours. But two months for naija dey too far fetched...

No, I no vex o na dat EXCUSE you wey u write been dey make me feel one kind.

jordinsparkles:
sorry o...no vex biko

Nope, it's a waterfall..

jordinsparkles:
excuse you!!! Its gurara falls a beach?

Thank you very much. It's like this contest thing is gonna be fun. Make me sef contest.

VOTE SOREXTEE FOR MR NAIRALAND 2016
Integrity is my watchword
My word is my bond.
Let me be d first hausa person to win this.
Dan Allah, Edakun, biko, epp me.

papinx:
Well understood.... My apologies for not informing you that both participants lost the contest then... One would have expected a script to be played but the reverse was the case and I expect fairness and transparency to prevail in this case too... Thank God nairalanders are keeping moderators and supermoderators on their toes...


Nice enquiry bro....

Guy well-done o. u go fit put person for trouble I swear..

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Wow. Thanks. I never knew it's allowed. Thank God I asked, before I go and mumu myself in another thread.
The thing is, will there be transparency, owing to d fact dat someone in-house is contesting. U understand wetin I dey talk abi?

papinx:
To clarify the emboldened....

This is not the first time a moderator would contest for Mr Nairaland... Chelseabmw contested as a mod in 2013....

Here is the link https://www.nairaland.com/1320228/mr-nairaland-june-2013-elimination


The admin of this platform, Seun has also contested before.... Here is the link:
https://www.nairaland.com/1128190/mr-nairaland-elimination-round-1

Someone reached out to me I shld vote somebody. I can't remember the name again. I'm very sure it's not d mod among them. I see no reason why a mod shld be allowed to contest. Or has it been like this since inception??
Just like when our company is doing one promo or the other, we the staff are not allowed to participate cos we know the winning numbers, etc.

If u registered ur Samsung fone, u can trace it.... Don't know about infinix

teetee2:
Lagos palaver. I also lost my two phones to one chance on 14/6/2016. I was going out on Tuesday morning when I stopped the wicked people thinking it was a real commercial bus. They searched my bag took my phones (Infinix - Alpha and Samsung 33..NT) and other valuable things. After collecting my valuable they poured dried pepper on my eye. It was a terrible experience. I cant stop cursing them to their generation unborn. They are cursed forever. What pained me most was planning to sell one of the phones to assist my sister that was in need. To crown it all, I went to Etisalat office to block and retrieve my number I was told that my no could not be traced on their system, the number I used that morning of incidence to stream. It is well with our country Nigeria. Please any assistance to make these phone useless for them. thx

The story did not end there o. There's dis agbero dat loads passengers at berger. We became frnds, cos he normally reserves front seat for me. And sometimes, I Roger him. I gave him my number, so incase I wan enter cab, make him reserve front seat. D girl dat started using it didn't wipe my fone. She continued using it like dat. She was using my whatsapp. After like 2 mnths, I started receiving some strange calls, dat they want to speak with cynthiaaa. I told dem wrong number. One of dem started arguing dat my number is hers dat dey chat on whatsapp. He gave her money, blah blah blah. That was when I remembered my stolen fone. Added myself on my whatsapp. Dat was how I saw her. She told me her broda working in Abuja bought d fone for her. I told her d fone is mine, stolen from me. I never knew if u register ur Samsung phone on their website, u can trace ur call logs and sms. I did that.
Lo and behold, dat agbero guys number was among. I couldn't bliv my eyes. And I was very nice to this guy. D day my fone got snatched, as I came down from d cab, trying to trace who stole it, he approached me nd was like wetin happen. Told him some1 stole my fone. If u see as him carry d matter for head ehn, u no go suspect am. All dat was a trick, to delay me, so d thief go run well well.

lowgeorge:
Na so igbó people go dey deceive us say dem dey hardworking... Just look at a crime duly reported nd d location of the fucckingg predator.. Nothing good ever come frm a dirty sloppy Igbo man

Nah, I'm not a student o.
Indeed, so many peeps have lost their lives there.
The rocks are extremely slippery. If caution ain't applied, u go fall. Pple drown too

ibolomo:
Are u an FUTMINNA student? cause I heard a final year student of theirs drowned at on water fall like that

DBos:
Now what do I learn from this

Sometimes we becomes so serious that we Let our seriousness cover our eyes from seeing the reality around us!
#someFriendsSelf

na only u learn this one o.

you that have the sense, can u pls explain the point ur post made?
at least, me that didnt have sense asked a valid question, which the op answered.
she posted the beaches to let us know bout places in lagos where peeps can relax,
I did same by letting peeps know bout our own relaxion and leisure place.

those who have genuine sense didn't find any tribal-hate in my post.
next time ehn, you read to understand, then reply sensibly, not stupidly..

jrusky:
Just a little for you to make sense but the senses went down 6 feet when hate or tribal hate trait over shadow all you statement unfortunately bro you post is null and void meaning "NO SENSE" in capital.

The beach was to show that in Nigeria we do have beach but not to talk of rituals or touts ok please receive sense for this moment. When I see Niger state I understand it's one of those quota system university graduate with no GCE or WAEC cert and possibly you may be a retired General too. No offense.

Jebba... no be kwara e dey?

lanicky:
Awwwww...so sorry about that

My mum grew up in Jebba..Niger state. She used to tell us stories about Niger and it's big river

yes o. they even have a volleyball court. there are white aligators too. lost a frnd there during xmas told us he can swim.. if only we knew.....
the pple there know how to command rain, cos wen is raining, the water pressure is high..
would have posted the pix of us there, but im in the office now

lanicky:
Gurara? What a name.

You can play around it..can you?

wow.. heard those places are filled with touts now.
how true is it that they offer sacrifices at the beach, to appease the gods??
at least, I once saw some Indians, at midnight, performing one ritual at Jabi lake.

as u re bragging abouT ur beaches in lag, we also have our own GURARA FALLS IN NIGER STATE

gorilla wetin..... that was how they said my iphone 6plus has one gorilla screen like dat. one small fall (from my pocket), na so d screen break .. thank God for warranty anyway.

I still prefer cremation. instead of getting buried. no be my body grave robbers go steal carry go do research for lab, or my skeleton would be mounted in one secondary school biology lab. God forbid.

walahi ehn, me sef no trust these apps too. I have the clean master lite. once in a while, it tells me to clean junks. but I doubt if it cleans anything. even the so called du battery saver/optimizer, dat one no dey optimize anything. if ur battery wan die, e go still die.

heard about purifier, but they said I gats ruth my fone first, before it works perfectly. what kind of app allows such? smells fishy. maybe it collects ur data and sends to the CIA. maybe

ok. we don hear.

only God know what those peeps are driving..

I've never opened any tecno thread, except those who have issues with their fones, seeking help. Heard tecno have stepped up their game, in making phones that capture the eyes.But none of their devices has ever wowed me. Never. If e like, make e get 5G LTE.. Phones start developing software probs, after some years of usage. And the way they treat our fellow Nigerians

It was later discovered that tecno and lenovo give the govt backdoor access. I'm waiting for all the TECNOcrats to come and counter this....

I can't bliv it's a lady that wrote this.. I trust some girls here, they will still support the girl, nd see non existent fault in her bf. But yours(advice) is extremely mature

Kudos. More cans of big stout to ur fridge..

chocolateme:
Ok.. is it that she begged you not to tell your friend with promises to break out the relationship she just started with the guy or not to tell your friend while she continues to enjoy the new guy?which one? Because ndi igbo si na "ekwue anughi na egbu umuazi but na ahu ekwughi na egbu okenye"
Call her to attention, give her options to either forget your friend now and continue with the campus guy before things gets messier or forget about campus live, focus on her studies and retain her man..
Let her know that you are not a fool too. Then let your friend know before he spends his life savings on someone that is not worth it. Thsts if he is truly your friend. We all know that predators will continue coming for her while in school but she should read a lot about how such relationships ended.

Sad story.. Lesson learnt.
That was how dey snatched my s4 at berger(Abuja). Was sitting by d window, playing candy crush. One sharp guy move am from outside. After a week, I decided to trace d fone, the phone was already in onitsha. But was able to wipe my data remotely, via Samsung website.

But op, don't tecno have a website like that, where u register ur device, nd u can also trace it Wen lost. All I hear is calcare. What is carlcare?Dont know how dat works.

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na wa for that kind marriage..

my dog eats sugarcane, biscuits, chews gum, etc.
this is why I prefer local dogs.

I tot she was dark..

u cant just please pple. when he was fair, they complained hes too fair(bleaching).
he decided to be dark, still, people complain..

happy birthday in arrears.

a loud and exclusive shout out to our nairalanders celebrating their birthdays today. many happy returns, long life and prosperity.
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