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Chrome consumes data like hell. If I'm lying, check your app settings and see for yourself.

I use adblock browser. I browse with peace there. It blocks those annoying ads.

U know how annoying it's going to be after all this while, you thought u re in love with a girl. God forbid that kind thing.

Gflat:
You are right about some of them being guys. You 80% is way too high

Like say 40%

Actually, I have. But have forgotten their moniker.
Pple like using strange names here. And besides, 80% of girls Here are guys in real life.

Gflat:
You haven't noticed any female nairalander? That seem like your kind of lady?

Nobody, cos I know nobody here.

Why u crying more than the bereaved? Did they complain to you?
It's not all about winning. For them to participate alone should mean a lot to them.

CaptEColeJnr:
When will these people have sense?
How do you expect to gain acceleration and run at full speed with those burden of load on her body!

Plain stupidity if you ask me

Despite the MILO they are taking??
There's no point believing that milo advert, that featured naija basketballers.

The demons that flee, at the mention of Jesus Christ, and the ones that are bowing down and confessing that Jesus is Lord, do they have two heads?

Don't be a fool....

donofdons:
Nice advert. As a satanist who's given up heaven and choose to join the armies of lucifer on the armageddon, i can tell you that all these adds are meant to promote our satanic agenda which is for the purpose of freeing mankind from the grasp of the dictator jehovah.
we will fight an defeat the armies of christ and throw him in the bottomless pit he prepared for us, then we will mount a large scale invasion of heaven where we would defeat and bind his father while sacking the throne room and putting lucifer the lord of light on the throne and forever ending the tyranny of the evil jehovah. The reign of jehovah is almost over so you guys can just join us and inherit the earth and everlasting life as kings

I will be the greatest fool on earth, if I bought this phone.

What's so MILITARY about the phone? So, when I'm at a checkpoint, I can just shunt the line, and wave my military phone at the soldier. He will let me pass. Afterall, I'm using a military phone.

A whole MILLITARY phone, and it's debuting with ordinary MTK Chipset, os 5.0, and a staggering 2gig ram.

His mates that are using SNAPDRAGON, do they have two heads??


There are so many people to help with the money.

Is your phone rooted?

Maybe the person you called is in the abroad, and he/she is roaming his/her line. E dey happen..

ifexezim:
Mtn of course, they are criminals, they took away my #97 telling me u called an international number for 39 seconds meanwhile I only called Mtn number, abi 0703194...... No Mtn again??

What is fatty liver disease, before God almighty??

Obviously, Someone is riding keke inside his brain.

And there are so many retards like him on Nl. Especially the romance section..

There's no need for me to comment again, based on your advice. Let the op stick to yours.

Intrepid01:
For the love of your life...........please this is the most accurate response. How do I know this, because I can relate very well with what you are going through, maybe from experience. Please ignore all the bullcrap up there. This is the solution...please do not ignore it...it is easier to nip it in the bud at this initial stage than when it become a full blown issue....Sexual intercourse in the dream does not automatically mean you have a spiritual wife but it means some dark powers are trying to pollute your life and challenge your destiny.

Some people might be wondering, so why don't I have such experience, remember we are all different. Different family background, different purpose in life...The devil only goes after people with great destiny. Please act fast my brother!!!

You harsh

WORLDPEACE:
Why do you conclude that the hand is a woman's hand. You have a spirit husband. In the spirit world you are a homosexual and your husband wants to be intimate with you. Move to America so that you can be free to be gay and proud.

Nysc 2012.

The op is biased. No hausa guy on the list..

Guys plenty wey fine pass the ones wey u put above.
E just be say some of us no dey active for this section.

Who is malata?
What is malata?

Una sef, una hear phone brand wey dey sound like yoruba name, and una still dey buy.

Now, una dey complain..

U wan nack transgender? the Lord is ur strength. Both of you will be at the receiving end..

Cbeatz:
am a politician remember.....kikikiki....i remember my broda...am tryna get wit a transgender tho

Cbeatz:
yeahh....i wanna know wat steamy story to read..who are the queens of sexuality( the bahd galz)..which ashewo joint to go to..what watsapp sexchat group to join...and how to get u to post ur pic for a guy.....thatz just the top of my bucketlist

Be not deceived. There are so many guys posing as a girl here. Just like how a guy here had sex with a shemaale from this section too.

A visit will convince you well, maybe cos I'm techy sha, and I also work in a telco. I will be laughing at peeps claiming they have cheats to browse free on our network.

Decrypter:
what happens at the phone section?

Actually, the romance section in very confusing. I noticed almost everyone here belongs to one group or the other. This section can be very boring. I only visit here when I'm bored. My favorite still remains the phone section.

Cbeatz:
well...where is all the action happening(apart from this thread)...all am seeing is "whatsapp sex group" and threads since last year....itz mind bending....so am looking for a guide

Which bros?

ehix89:
That Bros behind you sums it all up

Yes, I'm done. what's the 411?

Weed. Mine is medical marijuana. Under prescription..

Upaka:
Wetin be light up? Abeg

That shld be me..

I'm playing scrabble. And also trying to iron what to wear to work tomorrow. Also waiting for d time to be 00:30, i wan go light up for back of house.

Uni maid. But d skool dey alright o.

0ubenji:
Hmmn..I doubt if I'll ever step foot in that north til I kpai..
Which state if I may ask?

Two students belonging to a rival cult were shot ND hacked to death, for our street. And one of dem papa na one general for army. Na soldiers u wan explain to say d two cutlass wey dey under ur bed na for protection?

Naa long story sha..

0ubenji:
Busted for self-protection?
How?

I had two under my bed in skool. Cos the estate where I stayed was a haven for one particular cult group like dat.
And they were disturbing my roommate make him join dem cos d guy dey gym dat time. So a man had to protect himself too. Till i was busted by one security operative like dat.

0ubenji:
Hehe...badt guy...ready for gobe!
Even in sleep mode sef.
I sure say u go get cutlass by ur side on dat bed

My favorite sleeping position is no 3. A man has to be at alert, even while sleeping. Cos you don't know the kind of arrows that fly at night. I don't sleep deep though. Any slight movement, I'm already awake.

That's what you learn, living in the north..

That's Nigerian mentality for you. That was how one fool saw my dog trying to cross the road. Instead let the man slow down let my dog cross, he increased his speed and ended up killing my dog. I cried dat day. I cursed the man's unborn generation. Cos what he did was wicked and intentional.

queenoflafia:
Nothing saved,nothing captured. African mentality.the funniest part is that you guys shamelessly put it online

Imagine that innocent creature
You guys will one day eat your late grandma that reincarnated as an animal