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Business / Re: When Access Bank Is No Longer Accessible As Customers Express Anger, Frustration by SouthernPlateau: 7:21am On Nov 18, 2023
U mean uptill now? This is ridiculous. These banks are dangerous think one should opt for modern digital bank with real-time online global ledgers. Bagazzz
Business / Re: Access Bank Wahala by SouthernPlateau: 2:17pm On Nov 17, 2023
What of Banking Hall things? In bank transactions available? Abi their branches to be like Area wey Dem take light
Crime / Re: Umar Ibrahim Accused Of Raping, Impregnating, Infecting Girl With HIV In Jigawa by SouthernPlateau: 6:19pm On Nov 06, 2023
Check the History of Nigeria ..periods( Prior to slavery and slave periods) you will understand why Nigeria is cursed...Nigeria has a lot to confess in the History of Africa. These issues wandering over the land has its pivot in our wickedness to humanity in African history
Crime / Re: Pastor’s Tenant Impregnates His 16-Year-Old Daughter by SouthernPlateau: 8:27am On Nov 02, 2023
Condom burst ,,e sweet una, una no stop...pls continue dont stop...dont worry nuthin will happen,...are u serious hehehe
...see am now sweet 16
Romance / Re: Nigerian Men Spoil Our Women Rotten- Zimbabwe Man Complains by SouthernPlateau: 5:35pm On Oct 19, 2023
All these other African Men no de chop well how dem wan Fork

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Are Those Corrupt Habits That Nigerians Have Accepted As Normal? by SouthernPlateau: 3:04pm On Oct 17, 2023
Timing small girls in the area that their opiopoh has just mature

Foreign Affairs / Re: South Africa Set To Briefly Overtake Nigeria As Africa's Biggest Economy by SouthernPlateau: 2:53pm On Oct 17, 2023
Jos and Shendam Plateau are not finer than any cities in Nigeria, however Jos and Shendam are lovelier than the remaining of Africa plus Madagascar and Jamaica. Plus Nigeria being the home of the The Most Wealthy Africans since time immemorial, Jos and Shendam have been feeding Africa...where I wan go

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by SouthernPlateau: 2:11pm On Oct 09, 2023
who buys pi coin here and at what rate..got some few to sell
Education / Re: Crisis Looms In Varsities Over Mass Exodus Of Lecturers by SouthernPlateau: 1:37pm On Oct 05, 2023
Make DE de go ....na Dia wahala be dat for all I know 1 day in my time
NIGERIA GO SURVIVE cool cool cool

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Religion / Re: Sexuality: No Matter How You Color Them, Only One Set Would Fit (Photo) by SouthernPlateau: 5:24pm On Oct 01, 2023
Word like these words👇

Babe: Chook me
Guy: oh yeah, Am cumin to Chook you

@the other sets these words can never make sense as the chooking na punishment chooking
Crime / Re: Yahoo: 41 Suspected Internet Fraudsters Arrested In Delta by SouthernPlateau: 6:14pm On Sep 09, 2023
Think twice. These boys may end up being looted by the same political class. They no different than the treasures of the country.

E be like say Dem no de kill Yahoo Boiz
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Aston Villa (3 - 0) On 3rd September 2023 by SouthernPlateau: 12:38pm On Sep 03, 2023
Why not put ur money on it?

How much?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Aston Villa (3 - 0) On 3rd September 2023 by SouthernPlateau: 12:30pm On Sep 03, 2023
Liverpool can win Aston Villa
As well as
Aston Villa can shame Liverpool
Crime / Re: Police Recover First Gas Gun In Nigeria In Lagos, Arrest 66 Criminals by SouthernPlateau: 10:57am On Sep 03, 2023
Many above are also talking senseless and pretend that they don't know Nigerians can convert crayon to Jedi sword.
That thing yes is a paint gun right, but a Nigerian criminal will use it to wipe out your generation. De mumu de talk say the findout na bullshit, one thing I know is that a Nigerian will not hype something useless. Believe me there is something behind that paint gun.

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Travel / Re: Rivers In Plateau State by SouthernPlateau: 3:01pm On Aug 28, 2023
River Shimankar...longest river in plateau State and a tributry to the Benue River
Crime / Re: NAPTIP Arrests 2 Human Traffickers, Seizes 28 International Passports, Others by SouthernPlateau: 1:25pm On Jun 16, 2023
These traffickers are just an evolved modern slave dealer syndicate...they nuthin different from those who sold our uncles to the whites that gave rise to the birth Tupac, Dr Dre and Ashanti
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Sexually Penetrating 9-year-old Boy In Jigawa (Photos) by SouthernPlateau: 2:57pm On Jun 08, 2023
u flash off the pucci, not cut, it can be cut off with knife

U do it like u are opening Tin Tomato with Knife grin
Politics / Re: Subsidy Removal: Filling Stations Record Low Sales As Govs Back Tinubu by SouthernPlateau: 2:49pm On Jun 08, 2023
Damnnn niggar


Since almost four days now I never drive my lexus

Any how waka way nor make sense I nor dey go

I better relax for house dey smoke and drink...even if I want go beer parlour....na the one way dey near me..the one treckable

The 36k full tank way I buy I go make sure say I manage till next year
No use life way go systematically change you to area boi oooo...na so e de start..
Foreign Affairs / Re: Joe Biden Falls On Stage At U.S Air Force Academy Graduation Ceremony (Video) by SouthernPlateau: 7:52am On Jun 02, 2023
The more u rise, the more you will fall and the you will be risen,... Even Christ Run am😎🤫
Crime / Re: Suspected Fulani Herdsmen Kill 40 In Bwoi Mangu, Plateau Attack (Graphic Photos) by SouthernPlateau: 4:50pm On May 22, 2023
what's this garbage suppose to mean ?

It'll only make sense if u have sense, not all books are for all readers
Politics / Re: Protest In Mangu, Plateau Over Killing Of ‘100 People Within Two Days' by SouthernPlateau: 4:48pm On May 22, 2023
It seems the lives of plateau state people doesnt matter to this government.

Ur head is just like an empty indomie carton....
Y didn't any thing like this happen in this particular region till after the conclusion of elections, why is everywhere still peaceful except the LG of the incoming Governor....
See wether you believe it or not, the perpetrators took advantage of the electoral outcome.
You can only understand if you are a true farmer and only in this region.
Only the APC in Plateau has the strategy to shut these heart paining occurences. These guys have always used a PDP regime to commit....una neva see anything yet shebi na PDP una like, just adjust your lifestyle to curfews, and backwardness.
Crime / Re: Four US Embassy Staff Killed In Anambra by SouthernPlateau: 1:19pm On May 17, 2023
This marks the beginning of United States Rivalry with Nigeria, .....mark my word
Crime / Re: Suspected Fulani Herdsmen Kill 40 In Bwoi Mangu, Plateau Attack (Graphic Photos) by SouthernPlateau: 1:09pm On May 17, 2023
I tried to explain why APC should not fail to re govern plateau State on a thread some time back during Elections. I raised red flags on jubilations that PDP is right for her. By background, there's an obvious relationship between terrorists acts and regimes that govern the state..... Agendas of the PDP party in the state provokes hudlums, terrorists groups, ethnic peacefulness and gingers Insecurity.
This could be a sign of dismay over the incoming administration.

That's how these bushmen operate...don't doubt
(Ppl have forgotten that we have a Bush Man civilization struggling side by the civil one that also responds to the dynamics of our common territory) Therefore managing their mentality is conceptual and not by force...
Health / Re: I slept with several prostitute raw..I Thought I Had Hiv, Narrow escape by SouthernPlateau: 8:27am On May 09, 2023
Will you blame me? Just this year alone I have slept with 28 girls all prostitute and I did it raw with some of them.

It started last 2week lymph node appeared at the back of my head. While streaming on TikTok they say it's the early signs of HIV. Since Thursday I have been feeling fiverish.. with muscle pain it keeps recurring. I got discharged on Saturday but ran back to the hospital this early morning because I couldn't sleep at night. The doctor was forced to do a general test on me, at first I wanted to insist because I know my yansh will open because have already concluded I'm HIV positive with all this symptoms but I had no choice.. I'm still here in the hospital fixed on drip and the test results just came in to my surprise the nurse said my sugar level is good and I'm HIV negative

This is the same status I have been avoiding
to check because I have made up my mind I'm infected.
I have been thinking how to go for HIV program and the antiviral drug

E no de show now, it choses to show anytime so keep checking....no be sure ticket
Science/Technology / Re: Lion Spotted Eating Grass In A Nigerian Zoo (Video) by SouthernPlateau: 8:07am On May 09, 2023
Na stomach ache de worry the Lion
Romance / Re: 95-year-old Alhaji Muhammad Sabo Marries Teenage Girl In Abuja Community (Photo) by SouthernPlateau: 8:01am On May 09, 2023
My curiosity is can this old man still have erection? Do very old men like this have erection?

Any old man you see doing this, has an exceptional case---organs intact, no errors at production, life time guarantee Banana. Don't be surprised that he has no idea what impotency and weak erection means. Simply say He has Luck to Fork
Family / Re: Moses Olapade, Ex-Boxer Punches His Wife To Coma Over TV Remote In Ondo by SouthernPlateau: 7:39am On May 09, 2023
Research has confirmed Women are genetically modified to have affection for Wife-Beaters- The rise of Feminism alters the reality...
Food / Re: What's That Food You Cannot Do Without Eating? by SouthernPlateau: 1:17pm On Apr 28, 2023
Pounded Yam with Catfish Pepper Sauce grin
Food / Re: See The Tomatoes Someone Bought For N380 In Ghana by SouthernPlateau: 1:09pm On Apr 28, 2023

For Jos na 70 Naira Tomato 50 pepper 30

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