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Romance / Re: Why, Ladies, Why? (*photo) by Southpole5917: 11:58pm On Apr 05, 2023
SundayNightGist:
Why do ladies like exposing sensitive parts of their bodies?

Growing up as a church boy, I once walked up to the alter to answer a question before the whole church. And as I turned to back the alter and face the congregation, my eyes just ran straight into the wide open laps of a plum brown-skin lady who was seated on the front row. To my greatest shock, she appeared unconcerned as she kept smiling at the pastor. I was confused as to what was happening. Why this show of shame on holy grounds, my little innocent mind wondered. I have grown older but that unholy display has remained fresh in my memory, living there rent-free.

Another time, my very close friend was wedding in Abuja and while guests danced to very loud gospel music, I could notice a lady bouncing ecstatically up and down while her "front member" almost fell out of her wide-necked dress. She seemed to be enjoying the act of "showing off"- more like showing the world what she's got. I was ashamed on her behalf. What a pity, I thought to my self.

Now, my worry is why do ladies like doing this? Or is it just me getting bothered unneccessarily, or is this a normal thing?


Most Use it to Maneuver their way to their target or get what they really want

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Romance / Re: Is Light The Fastest Object In the Universe? by Southpole5917: 11:54pm On Apr 05, 2023
helinues:
I do not think so. Though I am not a scientist nor a physicist but with my little understanding about cosmos, there are other objects faster than light.

In quantum physics, if you divided one element into 2 and place it far from each other. Let's say one at Milky way galaxy and the other at the Andromeda Galaxy, whatever effects you make on the one in Milky way would instantly affect the one in Andromeda. Such instant connection should be faster than light.

Black hole, the gravity of a black hole is so strong that light can't penetrate through the event horizon, meaning the speed at which it's spinning could be faster than the speed of light.

Also when you consider the journey of neutrino reaching earth from such great distance, the speed could also be faster than light.

Not sure of this if this is the right section though


Darkness Seems to be Faster.
Everywhere light has not gotten to Darkness is Already There.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Men, Take Care Of Your LOOK Before You Japa;my Experience by Southpole5917: 5:36pm On Mar 18, 2023
Banilla:
Lmao.

If Nigerian women abroad want sex, they would easily get it.... There are as much sex starved Nigerian men... So even if foreign men wouldn't have them, they still have options... grin

But if you had enough sense or you were atleast exposed, you would know what most Nigerian women abroad want is companionship, long term relationships and not casual hookups. That's why they complain about being 'lonely' not 'hõrny' ... Huge difference! grin

Nigerian women are the ones rejecting their country men for not being good enough... grin

Black men are less likely to find a partner, especially if it's for sex unless she's white trash... Black women can still get laid, the issue they have is that no one wants to really date them. White men would rarely commit. undecided

What do they want in Nigerian Men Abroad they is missing?
Afterall both genders are all doing great over there
Romance / Re: Nigerian Men, Take Care Of Your LOOK Before You Japa;my Experience by Southpole5917: 5:22pm On Mar 18, 2023
HeartlessMan:
Both men and women are undesirable.
Black men even have better chances than black women because some junkie bitch may still want you for you big prick or protection.

But you see Naija women. Nothing to offer.
Everything they are, Akata get am pass dem. Nigerian women are at the very bottom of this barrel, trust me.


But No be Every Black man get Big Prick Naa...
Be realistic (majority are below 6 inches sef)

so you cant bank on that

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Romance / Re: Does This Life Really Worth It? I Am Just Tired Right Now by Southpole5917: 3:48am On Feb 25, 2023
Wodu89:


It's dicey. I could recommend a thing or two.


Let me explain what I believe someone in your shoe needs.

Example I run a small team of Nairalanders offline. Or hmm. It may seem like I want to advertise let me use a different scenario


Example. Let's say a company or a tech team wants to build a blogging company. It begins to search for like 20-60 hands to blog daily. The day to day activities everyone has their roles to play which ultimately makes the part of a sum


Or a long company that needs field agents to manage day to day operations, telling people about their operations and monitoring customer activity.


Your lack of day to day productivity is wounding your soul. You may be getting paid while being absent at work. But that's not what your soul is yearning for.

i agree with this 100%
He needs a Job that will involve going out daily to mix with people and also interact (Daily)
Romance / Re: Does This Life Really Worth It? I Am Just Tired Right Now by Southpole5917: 3:42am On Feb 25, 2023
Florence2021:
All I can say right now is that I am tired and fed up.

Sometimes life is fair while sometimes it is not.

I am frustrated right now and I think all I could do is to write them out... Maybe the more I write the more I will be relieved.

Actually money isn't my problem... Not that I'm rich but I'm a bit comfortable.

I am just always bored and not feeling useful enough.

I feel rejected and remorse once I'm not useful.

u need companions....
you need Difficult Life Targets that will get ur mind busy
Romance / Re: My Social Awkwardness With Girls Is Really Affecting Me! by Southpole5917: 3:40am On Feb 25, 2023
woginid967:


Misplaced priorities is the disease affecting your mind young boss.

Sir, when ever was there a scarcity of ladies

When ever were females hard to get.

Bro use your brain or what is left of it..... Make money and you will get better ladies who will start the conversation and fall helplessly with the socially awkward man you are.

You're here wasting data when you should be making serious money.....

You're here trying to get sympathetic advice when you should be a beast hustling daily.... Forget Ladies ...... they're going no where..... There will always be there for the highest payer.... Cut them off and work on your life


Your poor friends.... Cut them off and for the [b]next two years skill up and get rich, really rich [/b]and the same ladies will be too low for you

e no easy to rich o?
Except by Going illegal (I'm sure that not what u are recommending)
Romance / Re: HIV Scare; My Experience After Cond*m Bursted by Southpole5917: 8:33pm On Sep 14, 2022
Ocholu:
Arhh!! So guys, it's been a while I posted here. Didn't envisage that my next thread here would be of this nature but then, life happen sometimes.

This may be a long read so continue reading if you want.

So I hooked up with some random girl in my neighborhood. When we were at it, the cond*m burst open. I noticed that in between seconds and quickly ejected my penicillin.

That was when reality dawn on me that "nahh.. I've fvcked up". I looked at my pen*s and saw that it wasn't oily greased. That is, there wasn't much contact with her vig*na fluids.

Omo! I ran to the bathroom, washed my something with all the anticeptics I could see. Made sure I urinated to possibly flush out any nyama nyama from my tract.

After praying to God for forgiveness, I went back to the room. I was surprised that the young lady wasn't really bothered. She just looked at me and went to the bathroom to clean up.

When she came back, she didn't say anything also. I was expecting that, if not for anything, she'd talk about pregnancy because it felt like I came inside her. But she just kept quiet and was operating her phone. My mind was beating very fast at this point.

My whole thought was on HIV. I started to blame myself for the kinda stupid decision I made. I looked at the time, it was late already and so I couldn't possibly dismiss her. I couldn't sleep till morning. My mind kept racing.

Even though I know about PEP, my mind was bitter because what happened shouldn't have happened. It was a mistake. I couldn't wait for morning ma gee. I just wanted to go to the hospital and get the Post Exposure Prophylaxis (PEP) drug. And start my medication immediately. At least, 30 days of PEP is better than a lifetime of Antiretroviral drugs.

Imagine when it was dawn, around 5am or so, the girl was already touching me. Trying to get me hard. She stopped immediately after she saw my fierce look.

Morning came, I think I was the first person in the hospital premises. I waited till 8am before activities started. They said I should buy card, do this and do that and will still have to stay on queue to see the doctor. When I checked my time it was already past 12 noon. Ha! I told myself that naa.. I wasn't caught up for this sh*t. Drove out from the hospital and started hunting for a good clinic to get the PEP drug.

Luckily enough I was able to find one. Just to note that, all these people that'd just open pharmacy and start selling drugs anyhow. Because from this my experience (maybe I write about it), I realized that some of these pharmacy guys just learnt the business of trading drugs. Nothing else, nothing more.

So the pharmacy clinic I went to first got me tested. I know my status because I regularly do my health check ups. So I wasn't scared. The pharmacist said that the test was important.

He was busy throwing side jabs trying to see that I am scared of the test results. At some point, I had to give him what he wanted. Me, I just wanted the PEP drug.

Test result was out, I was negative. He started counselling me on bla bla bla.

Said the PEP drug has two types, one is 15k and the other, 19k5. I asked him what the difference but he recommended I went with that of 19k5.

Long story short, this is my 10th day on PEP. Because of some reckless urge. I don't feel any side effects from the drug.

I've learnt my lesson and have zipped up totally till further notice. To put it in a better perspective; my pen*s has gone on a fornic*tion sabbatical.

I noticed that Nigerian hospitals and long processes are like 5&6 if not besties. Simple stuffs to be done will take ages of waiting.

My one cent to all them young individuals out there; 5/10 mins of pleasure may bring a lifetime of regrets.

I also thought to myself, what if I was broke and couldn't afford the PEP and other antibiotics I bought? Hmmm!!

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so you will Not bleep again till Marriage? shocked
Romance / Re: Share Your Worst Sex Experience by Southpole5917: 9:24pm On Sep 05, 2022
Miravik900:



Giving girls head makes them come quickly I go dry focus on head with my girl now I want make she cum like say tomorrow no dey but the only thing I don't like in giving a girl head is the pu**sy juice omo e dey do me one kind mouth

if She has infection, You will Catch Throat Infection!!
Romance / Re: Am I A Bad Friend? I Slept With My Friend’s Ex by Southpole5917: 10:40pm On Aug 01, 2022
Ehismarkninetee:
Before you start to judge me, remember that the girl you are sleeping with now is also someone’s Ex. Well I cannot say I am totally in the right for sleeping with my friends Ex girl friend- They broke up 2 years ago.

So coincidentally she rented an apartment close to my house. As I was driving I saw her on the way I offered her a ride and that was how it started. That same evening she called me that she is coming to know my house and I accepted. When she came I noticed she was giving me the green light. I took the opportunity and slept with her so good.

Now she cannot get enough from me. She asked if we could date officially. I told her it will be difficult since she was the one who broke up with my friend. I will not lie to myself I have developed feelings for here. And I think I will give Love a chance.

Bleep,Bleep and Move on.....
Romance / Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Southpole5917: 1:00pm On Jul 24, 2022
TheGidRedpiller:
BIITTCHES ARE ALWAYS IN DISGUISE!!!

Kudus to the women though, they really do a good job in deceiving the whole of humanity for centuries, leaving us in the dark from what's actually going on in the real picture!

The world makes you believe two things by default;
1.That Churches Are The Best Places To Get Good Wife Materials.
2.Women Are Saints And Are More Drawn To God And Spirituality In General!
PURE COMEDY!

These two lies are what women take advantage of to EAT THEIR CAKE AND HAVE IT BACK!
Understand something today; No woman would ever do something or venture into anything without a mapped out plan, it pisses me off to say but, biittches are a lot more intelligent than you think!

Since they have made you think that churches are the best place to get a wife, everything easy becomes easy from there. All they have to do is enjoy themselves over the years, wh0re around, do drugs, and when they are done having fun, they wear long scarfs and head FOR THE CHURCH where you are waiting!!

Still Typing...

So where do we look to get Better ones?

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Romance / Re: Am I The Only One Finding It Difficult To Have A Relationship by Southpole5917: 8:31am On Jul 16, 2022
newbornmacho:


Oga there are many 40 plus in that boat. REST!

ok. i don Rest....
Romance / Re: Am I The Only One Finding It Difficult To Have A Relationship by Southpole5917: 10:18pm On Jul 15, 2022
posty56:
the society for long has wired men to get married soon as they reach a certain age, because of that many men are wired to think that without getting married they'll die old and lonely , only for them to jump into marriage and realize it's not what it is and it mostly favours women ,I am breaking from that matrix bro ,I don't fancy marriage and no matter the emotional blackmailing I won't fall it

if You Maintain this Stand When You are 40+Yrs, i will Hail You!!

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