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am sorry if am diverting d topic. wil lov to knw hw much it wl cost to be train on programing language

dat niggie is stil alive, i watch his full interview with AIT yestrdy evenin wher he narated d whole scene, dats reward for injustice. until d youth of diz country stand firm nd say NO to al diz actors notin wl work...Rotimi/Jonathan/NGF/TINUBU/OBJ/IBB/ Aunty Ngozi, al dix actors wl continue to dance to d galarie wt public fund while we castigate oursef.
Abeg mk i go drink kunu b4 one Hon BIPI wl ask Aro mate to gv me a ponch on my scrutum.......raf raf raf raf, lafin in German

una dey hia dey yan, si d kin blow wey Bipi or wetin b im.name gv im.fellow lawmaker wey b person papa, chai na die. diz men dnt even need street urchins dey ar one already. Bt d fact remains,if our useless leaders cant fight,who will?
i just dey Molue dey advertise naija for sale wt swag.

una dey hia dey yan, si d kin blow wey Bipi or wetin b im.name gv im.fellow lawmaker wey b person papa, chai na die. diz men dnt even need street urchins dey ar one already. Bt d fact remains,if our useless leaders cant fight,who will?
i just dey Molue dey advertise naija for sale wt swag

see ur kokoro is smal(ur dick is small)
ur papa
ur mama
ur ear no gt ntwk

deandavid: bros abeg,what professional courses, can a microbiologist do?

my brother, chk http://www.nispnigeria.org

marvelling: Stop deceiving yourself! There is no great demand for microbiologists in this country, maybe somewhere else, but certainly not nigeria. Avoid fallacious optimism! Mcb is not a good course in nigeria.

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Sorry mayb u lack focus

remecy: Marriage is school for two person where you never graduate from. Admission into the great institue should not include any of the list below PLEASE.

1. Good food. – Sorry, you don’t need a wife to eat good food. House-help or fast food can help.

2. sex – This is part of reason for marriage but should not be the only reason.

3. Solution partner – It is true that you need someone you can pour your heart to at all time. But you need to know that the other person also needs your care. If all you want is only yourself to be heard without considering the other person, then what you need is a counsellor, not a husband or wife.

4. Beauty – Never marry because someone is beautiful or handsome! Beauty fades. Simplicity is the key, however you must be attracted to the person.

5. Money – You may have financial need but marrying someone just because he/she is rich won’t sustain the marriage

6. Pressure -
“I am getting old”, “My friends are all married”, “My family are complaining” – These and many more are the excuses some people marry!. But remember that you are the one that will live with that spouse and not your parents or friends.

7. Spirituality – “He speaks in tongues”, “He attend church regularly!”, we know them by their fruits and not by their being religious.

8. Conversion – I will change him/her after marriage. 99% chances are that he/she will not change after marriage if they didn’t change before marriage.

9. Fantasy – Some just get married because others are married and they don’t want to be left out.

10. Low Self Esteem – Some people feel they would not get someone to marry them, else they quickly rush in with anyone that comes their way, not knowing them to an extent.

Hey, gud food+ good sex bring intimacy. if u lk go marry fastfood, u go just fat lk mumu

Am a microbiologist, i believe in d present nd d fulture of diz grt course. we av a stake in nigeria, dia is a grt demand for microbioligist in health, tradomedical, food industries, pharmaceutical industries, breverages, brewing, environmental nd public health monitorin, lecturers nd researchers,epidemiologist, petroleum industries, community health services, customs, SON, NAFDAC etc.
Though u may need connection to gt hooked up deu to d condition for employment in nigeria, moreso, many of dix industries nw prefer 2.1 CGP holder
even without experience wt gud pay, bt d best u cn do for ur self is to increase ur knowledge, apply for sm professional courses.
Finally, remember, as far as dia ar reemerging disease, food nd breverage consumptn. Hope dey for us.
Samuel valentine B.Sc in Ind.Mcb IMSu 2012

[quote author=Zona.com]Ignorant post. What then is zoology? Some peeps are so daft.
For your information zoology is not just about animals in the zoo, infact it is rarely about them. Zoology studies all animal species. Botany and zoology both are the two main divisions of biology.
...and for all its worth, i'm not a zoologist but a microbiologist[/quote]Plz tell im: presently in sm institutn, zoology is nw called AEB, animal nd environmental biology while botany is PSB plant science technology. dis ar both regarded as biological sciences. usin a microscope is part of dia instrumnt. free d president jo nd kiss d transformr.

BabaTony: This is from jamb.
EDUCATIONALLY LESS DEVELOPED STATES (ELDS)Certain states are considered educationally less developed or disadvantaged. The following states are considered Educationally Less Developed or Disadvantaged States (ELDS): Adamawa, Bauchi, Bayelsa, Benue, Borno, Cross River, Ebonyi, Gombe, Jigawa, Kaduna, Kano, Kastina, Kebbi, Kogi, Kwara, Nasarawa, Niger, Plateau, Rivers, Sokoto, Taraba, Yobe, and Zamfara. 

My point? Akwa ibom is not on that list

chai nt even one southwest state

[quote author=Okija_juju]WOW!!

Ibadan must still be in this era;

https://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/land/440/t/the-gods-must-be-crazy-image.jpg

See groove for one yeye flyover..

Even Rochas sef show.. Meanwhile, Owerri no get pedestrian crossing, talkless of flyover.. [/quote]plz tell him, d rate at which trafic build up along bank/assumpta road is smth else, owerri need flyovr nd nt politics of publicity. plz rochas go nd complete d abandon flyovr which ought to link amawire to akwakuma.
eschew ur pride nd continue wat ohakim govt had proposed for d citizenry. congrat to d govt of oyo state, ibadan is beautiful nd better nw.

As a true african child, we all knew our parent were smarter dan we were, wt al d folktales we were force to believe.
D only tin i did was to steal meat frm d pot nd hide in my pocket.

[quote author=chidindufrank]FG is trying for southwest people. No wonder they endorsed GEJ for second tearm[/quote
s/w dint endorse GEJ,its d pdp crook in s/w dat did meanwhile baba obj was nt at d meeting, tell me hw many federal road in s/w is maintained by d so called federal govt, rather d state gov,dis same lagos ibadan express way has bin awarded to ovr 10 contractors by federal govt. my man, al na wash jo

Goddex: But trust our media, especially our print media, they will coin a negative caption for it to suit their purpose. I watched it on TV and 18 governors or deputy governors were in attendance.

The article only listed the 6 PDP and 11 opposition governors as those that stayed away but refused to state clearly that governors/deputy governors of the following states attended:

1) Ondo

2) Cross River

3) Kaduna

4) Abia

5) Taraba

6) Kwara

7) Kogi

Anambra

9) Kaduna

10) Ebonyi

11) Enugu

12) Katsina

13) Bauchi

14) Plateau

15) Benue

16) Delta

17) Bayelsa

18) Akwa Ibom

Nna u listed kaduna twice3 nd 9 to mk up 18 govs, INEC need to employ u as electn riggin expert

splashbaby: must Ideye dribble the keeper before he can score haaaa

ideye na akpamu,playn lk a useless big boi

lobito 007: Attention Entomologists: Why Do Mosquitoes Buzz Around Human Ears?

This baffles me as much as it annoys me. They seem to never leave until you wave your hands @ 'em, which suggests that they are not just passing by, but deliberately buzzing around your ears. Is it because they derive pleasure doing it or they just want to make their host increasingly uncomfortable after sucking their blood?

note,.nt al mosqutose suck blood. d female mosquitoes use d blood dey suck for productn of osffrin, durin suckin,the male mosquitoz mk dos noise to protect d female suckn d blood nd moreso distractn d host. howevr, it gud to note dat buzzing mosquitos ar innocent, just d discomfort dey creat.

jackbauersballs: Lol

Lekki Crib....with what money?

Which song did he sing and what show did he headline?

Hope this boy did not use his dad for money o...

abeg help mi ask google o, hw many shw wey im don go, abi im don dey push smth ni...