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EMEKA1MILLION: Lemme change someone's dp first

As per dat changin of dp,i think all it would do is change d persons dp on ur watsapp and not generally on ur frnds oda contacts.

Aaaaaah!!!! ''Yawns out loud,den puts his chewin stick in his mouth'',(in hausa tongue) dis kofa fifu dem no go slip na so so yomiri kofa talk dem go talk,kaai! Shey na vamfire suarezz dem b wey make dem dey do meetin 4 mid9te?.takes a cup of dongo yaaro and fura de nunu combo!!!

Footlocker: "IF CORPER MARRY CORPER THEY GO BORN MUMU,THEY GO BORN MUMU". *war chants*

Oga ade wen corper marry corper na aluminiium b d end product,e b lyk say na u and ur crew nor dey stay class 4 inter-science 4 junior 2ndry skul,na so so skul 2 level ona go dey do!!!

rhazur: Am so sorry ma...#noted

Abeg razur neva apologise 2 enimoney ooo.e b lyk say her family dey loaded wit cash wella,make me and u plan make se adultnap her nw,so dat her family can pay us well,coz dis 1 wey she dy security conscious abt her family sounds invitin 2 an hussla lyk moi!!!

bentonmaye: Breaking news.the federal govt has directed,the director general(NYSC)to mobilize all first class n second graduate to bornu state!due to d inability of the nigerian security forces to bring back the over 200 abducted school girls...The graduates re to use dia high IQ in recuing the girls reports says..source NAN!!!!

As u type ''recue'' instead of ''rescue'' i knw say na owu b ur info,y u wan dey beef we 1st class graduate lyk dis na

fragrant: tnx pls wat camp is dat

Chaai!!! Fragrance u are as fragile as ur nickname itslf,u just gatherin all d necessary info abt OBS crew dat wld exempt u 4rm physical drills and activities!!! Are a u a foreign student ni?

corpersng: Did you design that?

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Design si gini? My broda na just copy and paste tinz,na hack i hack am sef!!

Valentinooo: That will only work if you're establishing a female only church.. Smeeky no offence o

No wahala den i would also delegate d duty of auditionin 4 church choirinsta 2him,so he can pick d finest ladyz amongst d church congregation as long as they are up 2his requirment!!!

Please membaz of d room,is it possible for 1 2b an OBS member and stil b platoon leader?

Smeeky: On the 29th day of June this year,you promise the Lord that you wouldn't deny him of favours(which of the favours of my Lord will I deny?),after he sent u to earth which u weren't too sure(Earth I guess)..

Now as a true son of God,I have this inner most spirit speaking to me that one of the favour he is requesting from u is to upload ur pics,so that the Sons of God(smeeky,Samguine,Meeky) can admire his creation ..

Smeeky u sabi quote scripture lyk dis?chaaiii! Dont u thnk it wld make sense if we bcum partnaz and establish a church,u wld handle d scripture quotin dpatmnt while i wld handle d miracle makin dpatmnt,and b4 u say jack we wld bcum world renowned pastors!!!!

Smeeky:
Guy I no understand u ooh..watin be Eleha,9ja ninja or whatever.

Go check 9ja vocabulary dictionary na

I’ve been reading too much about girls that demand too much and then get their asses dumped by guys. On third date, fourth date, the girl is asking for recharge cards, money to make her hair and all those stuff and the guy starts feeling the girl is a greedy one. Sharperly, they delete the girl off their contact lists.
I don’t find this good too that some girls decide to make men their money bags but then are men not being hypocritic too? No? Most of these so called bobos are the ones that ask a lot from a woman. The girl must be sexy, complete with figure 8, massively endowed, beautiful, great conversationist, classy, must know how to dress well, must speak good english, must be super friendly and let me not forget the great sex they want from the girl just after days. These boys want the total package and yet they call the girls greedy. She’s not even asking you to be hot or all those physical stuff and you are grumbling because she asked you to buy something for her? I don’t understand why you are then quick to call these people greedy when your standards scream “selfish and greedy”. If you want babe with all the “correctness”, start spending too o. They give you what you want and you give them what they want, lobatan.
But seriously girls, if you dey do beggi beggi up and down from boys, just stop it. Later now, if they are slapping your teeth out of your mouth, you will say all men are dogs. You too sit down and get something doing with your life. Save and buy whatever you need, ehn? You don’t want to be 39 and still searching just because every man you meet must buy you the latest gadgets and your 3square meal, every day. Chill sef, some dads don’t even feed their kids, why stress these men like that? Be a woman that your man will be proud of, not a woman he is scared to show around before you will go and beg from his friends. Be yourself and learn to be at least 95% independent.
And as for guys that beg from girls, I really am ashamed of you lot. What happened to men being the head? You gave your own “head” potentials to the nurse that helped birth you? It is annoying when I see a boy in a man’s body making silly demands from girls. It is even worse than what these babes do. It is very degrading and I don’t know what woman will take you serious except as their toy thing. If you are not a sugar mummy and you give all your hard earned cash to a guy that never gives you a thing, you are just the mumu of the century. Maybe you should sit and watch all these nollywood movies; so many lessons for you there. Your money won’t keep the dude. You will keep on buying his love till he finds a rich mama to handle his bills and you will be left broken and broke; terrible combo.
In all, make sensible demands. If you are not happy making sacrifices for your boo, then cut that thing off. Give when you are supposed to give and ask with your sense intact. For crying out loud, don’t be stingy and don’t be a leech that will only suck people dry. Be careful of leeches that will suck you dry too. Just like bible warned, wisdom is profitable to direct.
Excerpts 4rm alice dako : a writer on 360nobs page

Smeeky: what I want to see is ur confidence and not ur beauty

Ona see say pesin name na 'heemah',ona don suppose knw say na eleha(9ja ninja) she be,abi where ona hear say eleha(9ja ninja) dem dey snap pikshure,all of ona guyz wey dey dis room ona 2dey shuuk nor b small!!!

Chaaiii!!! All dis medical corpers wey ona dey dis room,na ona govt dey pay boku money wey ona go dey use am dy oppress and suppress ona fellow corpers,even 2d xtent of collectin dere babes,make ona no try am 4dis batch of service oo,coz make ona rememba say GOD dey ooo

rhazur: na wa oo...make man pikin no sing again

Chairman ur head dey dia,continue singin ur romantic hi-lyf,i hope ur cindarella luvz ur husky voice!!!

rhazur: **looks around....pulls her up*** you dont nid to kneel down madam. How was ur nyt
***singing** toh ba di ferefe toh ba di ojo ale pemi loruko ko fa mi ni irungbon

Hmm!!hmmm!! Na wa ooo,bros ye!! Dis 1 wey u dey evangelise make woman dey draw ur bear bear 4 mid9te,hope its nt wat am insinuatin?

Abeg anybody wey dey hope 2serve 4 IB lyk me in d room?

vict505: Good @ smeeky are you serving in lag?

Wetn dey giv ona dis kain xtra large liver and assurance say ona go serve 4lasgidi?

ajasa4link: #TeamLASU. I school in Lasgidi Kogbagidi

Yes boss eva konigbaaa lasuite oooo!! Of d greatest gbogbo,gbagba,gbigbi

Please any lasuites in da room,abi na only me waka cum,as e b say all d others dem dey sharin similar identity!#reppinLASU#

fragrant: On a day like dis next month camp begins. I jst pray dat I will be posted to wia I want to serve oo. Rep ATBU..

Abeg wat skul is ATBU,please can u spell it out in full?

fragrant: On a day like dis next month camp begins. I jst pray dat I will be posted to wia I want to serve oo. Rep ATBU..

Abeg which skul name b ATBU,can u spell it out in full?

Jimwalex: welcm bro..a grad of economics too,abuzaria..guess u knw justfree..@justfree,it's been a while bro..howdy

Tnx bro,greatest nesa membaz!!!!

All of ona wey dey fight or transfer unecessary aggressions,i guess here isn't d best avenue 2 flex verbal muscle,y not unleash dis talent of urz on d psychopathic abubakar shekau in sambisa forest

permit me 2 introduce myslf briefly,i am sowl a graduate of economix lasu,also goin 4 d B14 service call up dis year!!!

Victosin09: Thanks man!...the statement of result is not forthcoming though.
*team B14. Hope am not too late sha. Sits on the couch and starts skimming through the thread*

is this d same tosin i know of as in tosin in accountin?

irun-obo:
MUST EVERY ONE ON NAIRALAND KNOW HOW YOU GOT LAID BY ONE NICOMPOOP YOUR TYPE GIVE WOMEN A BAD IMAGE AND YOU BE ASHAMED OF YOUR BITCHY ATTITUDE. UGLY THING

Ur profile says hw much u are quite similar 2 lynepetra or wateva her name is .''irun obo'' i suppose is a yoruba writin or wat?

himkers: The difference is that The said man was taught what he learnt probably from the yoruba folks living in lagos and Boko Haram was taught what they are now doing from their Leader, Mallam BUH.....

The probable reason why a folk like you stil manages to be alive is simply bcoz its illegal 2kill,coz it puzzles me why u had to descend so low as making a tribally biased based statement to drive home ur sheer stupidity.