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where all dis otondo corpers waka go 2day ooo

Goodmorning and Bonjour 2 ladyz and gen2men,dudes n dudettes,boondockz and boonshawtyz,goonz and goonettez,dare devilz and charlize angelz!!!!!

Prophet sowlijah enters
*clears throat* and begins sermon 4d evenin.....
Chaaaiiii!!! All u 9raland prospectiv batch B corper guyz,always usin every conversation wit any babe onlyne as an avenue 2 flirt,hmmm! Dere is GOD oo,and u all ve gfz dat are doin luv nwantintin ontop ya heads so tey dem go dey upd8 4dia facebuk ,BBM and watsapp status ''my bf luvz me lyk mofedaku'',''my and my baby boo'' and even go 2d xtent of using pixmix 2force pix wey u no gree snap wit dem 4 social netwrks.dose innocent galz dnt knw u all are e-flirting and calling other guyz gfz difrnt romantic petnames here,as 4rm nw any guy dat e-flirts wit any gal on dis thread wldnt b paid camp allowee !!,just rememba dere is GOD oooo!!!
*puts off his slippers and runs helter skelter outta site b4 9raland corper guyz finds him*.

Opeyemia: ok,i wil do dat later.
i heard dat stapler is among contraband items,how we go take am inside.

simple! If it wldnt sound offensive 2u ,just hide it in ur sanitary pad nylon,trust me no official wld search dat thin 1nce nt 2talk of 2wice,2d ladyz on dis thread,dats ur sure way of sneakin potable contraband tinz in2 camp ooo!!!

lynpetra: Yes!

If u need more of my sowl liftin thot provokin lines,as a sure gal,i think u shld knw beta dan doin in in public!!!

lynpetra: Na the idi..ooot wake me up from sleep ooo.Sowl,don enter house since yesterday.This one just wake me up morning.I be ignore twice,but him wan see my madness na.So Wetin I go do,make I give am small pinch.I dey warm up sef.

Lynepetra u get wahala ooo,wetn sowl do u again,abi u wan continue yestaday episode 2day ni?

Hissexcellencie: Lmao. Brotherley, e don reach like dis??

Yes boss e don even pass sef!

honeydear: very well swit..it's drizzling here....yes i dreamt of you

Chaaaaaiii!! CHIsus!!!! All dis lies u nairalander e-cuples are sharin on dis thread e dey fear me ooo,hope u pple knw dat dere is GOD ooo! Honey dear show us a pix dat shows u dreamin of him or ''adonblivit''

buksich: If u r a xtian,read num 10:32-36,deut 1:33. A resting place is a place of comfort,a place whr ur feet wl b establishd,ur mind wl b @peace knwin fully well dt d enemy hs lost d battle ova ur lyf cuz God's @wrk in ur lyf .

Iya jesu abegii!! All dose scriptural verses me no 2sabi am,but tnx anyway 4d d sowl upliftin enlitenement.

prixxy7: Gudmorning beautiful and handsome people. Please I want to know how much money wuld sustain one in camp. tanx ƒø̲̣̣я̅ answers.

With d aid of an otondo economist lyk me trust me dear u wouldnt need more dan 5k,coz i solemnly swear 2protect and manage ur treasury 1nce u pay me 30% of dat 5k 1st as my wage!!

buksich: Beautyfull mrnin 2u dear. I'd a luvly 9t rest,thnx. op u hd a gud 9t. I pray God go ahead of u ds day&search out a restin place 4u&mk ur joy ovaflow. Amen

Hmmm! ''restin place 4her'' anty buksich i knw u mean well but 4 a typical average 9je pesin lyke me ,dat sounds more like ''i pray GOD allows u 2rest in peace'' and we all know wat category of peeps dat legendary phrase is used 4!!!!

Goodmorning 2d B14 crew membaz in da house!!
An early morning dose of sowlmycine 4d dudes,cassenovaz and luvaboyz on dis luvly thread:courtesy of Dr.sowlutions.
Some Laws on girls....
.
1. If you think a girl is beautiful, she'll
always have a boyfriend to confirm
that!
2. The nicer she is...the quicker you will
be dumped!
3. The more the makeup, worse the
looks...
4. "95% of the girls in this world are
beautiful. Remaining 5% would always
be around you...
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful
girl can never be her brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like, likes
you too, she will let you know in about
10 years from now, when you are
committed to some one else.
7. The more you ignore a girl, the more
she'll want to be friends with you.
8. Theory of relativity...... The more you
run towards a hot chick....the more she
goes away from you...
9. Rule 1: Even if you got her out
alone... just when you are about to let
her know about your feelings... she will
spot a long lost friend.
Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate
you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a
private chat, the more probability the
long lost friend she discovered is a
handsome superman, who beats you in
everything 9:1
Axiom 1: The more dedicated you are to
the girl, the longer it takes before things
work out, but ultimately it will.
10. The day the chick you really like
comes and speaks to you will be the day
when-
1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for
the first time in your life
3. Have a bad hair day
11. All the good girls are either nuns or
married the rest go around with you

Ewiss: Not yoruba is a nickname so no meaning

Yea its a nickname dat sounds quite similar to d name of harrypotters owl .

aadoiza: @ donroxy... U Don fall ma hand, u neva shld ve replied dat sowl guy, d only thinghe does is disgorging hogwash. All his analogies are warped n silly.

And wat reasonable or sanely logical ideology as ur royal stupidness and uselessness brought 2d table of men,u have no meaningful contribution watsoeva 2input,but u ve d nerves and d effontery 2sit lazily in ur comfort zone and write balbadash and total hogwash about an ideology dat points out realistically the deficiency of most average nigerian and nigeria as a nation in its entirety,dude !!STFU!!! And plzz 4d luv of xrist go get sumthin reasonable 2contribute 2d betterment of ur immediate society and the human race rather than sit ur lazy fat ass in ur comfort zone and criticise unconstructively sum1 that was able 2 bring a reasonable point of arguement.

kennykg: i no sabi play but you got my back na.

Guy no think am oo,if na ontop music parole i gat ur bak dey 4 ,den u myte ve lost d babe b4 u even stat wooing her,but if na 2help u clearway make oda boyz 4no trespass den i can b ur Mr.capable.

Samguine: Money >>>>>>>>> Music

Chaaiii!! Sammypenguine na tru u yarn oo,money is far greater dan music love oo,richman dey talk poorman say im get idea,abeg help me ask am who nid im idea wit no money 2 execute am,BTW oo my guy,u go dey oppress ur peeps 4skul wit cash gan ooo!!!

kennykg: well some hunt for b,some play for fun others for been there but i'm just for her picture in my heart gallery.

Ooose! Poetic luvaboy,hope u knw hw 2also play jazz and soul music wit d use of saxophone lyk d real kennyG does,coz dat wld help u in winnin so many feminine hearts

ghettodreamz: Yes, in every society, there are always the bad eggs, and those practices what the cultures and society strongly frowns at, so I wouldn't say all Indian youths are saints. Please note, I'm talking from first-hand experience here, citing the Indian youths as an example. Besides, I don't think engaging in an online sexual harassment constitutes being sexual harassed physically. I still believe to a certain extent engaging in sexual relationship has direct or indirect effects on ones mentality and might impedes level of ones academic excellence achievements if not well-managed.

Like I've said before, different strokes for different folks. What affects person A may or may not affect person B.

So 2u its beta 2b an hypocrite by perpetratin dere sexual acts on fellow online membaz dan doin it in d realwordl aiiyt?..
if u less busy plz go online and search about d statistix of rape incidents in d world ,india wld b top 10 if not top 5,and here u are hypin dem unecessarily,if u feel sexual chastity impedes academic performance den ur country 9ja dat frowns against sexual inclined acts should be much more beta academically dan d uks and america's of dis world and it shld even reflect in ur level of development also,u shld knw dere is more 2 life dan just bein a bookworm nerd dat gets d best grade,and nid i remind u bein brilliant academically as nothin 2do wit ur lifestyle but wat nature as endowed u wit as a person,tho no child is born a dullard,but no child is equal interms of how academically brilliant they can be and thats because ''not all fingaz are equal''.

adonismuller: preach brother preach..... Mgbekez feeling funky........ Abeg leave dem.....n enjoy urselv bro,don't let anyone spoil ya night!

Tnx bro u are highly mouthed ,may u soar hi lyk d eagle and walk tall lyk an iroko tree amongst ur peers.

ENIMONEY: Sowl please its okay! I noticed the person u e-beefing with is in a foul mood! Allow her leave the group in peace!

Tnx jaare eni,4seein reasons with me,ur words of wisdom as bin takin in2 use.

Kceee: We all are entitle to our own opinion....som pesin go carry dere own fraustration dey put am 4 anoda pesin body haba!!!,
D last I chek,sowl,quoted fragrant post..fragrant saw it witout complaainin....na anoda pesin com dey drink panadol 4 fragrant hedache,let's learn to call a spade a spade.....
Tankgod na just e-fite,..if not som pesins go don colet

Thanks bro 4seein reasons wit me,may ur sagacious inclination continue 2 appreciate and neva depreciate

zerray: are you the only one here? when did you become everyone mouth piece.quote her and tell her you dnt like what she said and dnt drag me into your petty showdown of stupidity

If u knew u neva wanted 2b dragged down 2d level of stupidity,den u shld ve kept ur saddistic opinion of ''she said d truth and she is entitled 2her views'' and save most of us d trauma of makin us feel like we are jobless coz we chose 2make use of dis time in having a lil fun b4 we go serve our fathersland and stat makin a life 4 ourselves.if u take life too serious den quit talkin d talk and start walking d walk.

traecey: wts d meanin of ol dis crap na...dis hus is rili pisn.mi off..i tink am.gon leave

Like srzly who cares,nairaland is a free 2 join social netwrk with about 1million plus active users,if u leave no 1z gonna notice,lastym i checked dere are about 7billion plus peeps on mother earth ,no1 needs 2feel unecessarily important!!!

traecey: sowl yo wrong..its an open room..evrione has d right to say wteva they want..if u dnt like it..turn a blind eye to it...

Dont u think d 1 who needed 2turn a blind eye 2all dis @ 1st was fragrants,she came in2 d room with a rude approach questionin d peeps in d room with a myopic view of hw she sees tinz,u and i knw so far so good dis thread as bein quite as educative and fun as we cld actually imagine.

zerray: smh you calling non graduate wouldnt change my bsc in my pocket from the best sch in nigeria so that one ill allow to slide.

2ndly go back and read what the person wrote for me nothing is wrong with that,not everybody will or must share your sentiment.everyone is entittled to their opinion.i agree wt her/him cos i share the same view pls.

this is the last i want to write abt this so no one shld quote me again pls.

If u very well know your view of life doesnt tally with about 80% of peeps in the room,why not go join a religious netwrk or betastil a ''my life sucks so freakin bad ,please hang me netwrk'' and stop tryna make peeps feel bad about having there fun,they cant be bored @home and stil come on a social netwrk 2ve fun and we have saddist like u and fragrants trynna make dem feel guilty 4no just course!!!!

Temmytea70: Hey tracey and cleoqueen and all others.....pls settle dis fracas goin on btwn sowl and zerray o.............Abeg o,before dem break bottle

Was fragrants approach 2d room not disrespectful 2 every1z personae in d room? And i was tryna point out 2 zerray dat her lil frnd ad no rite 2 dictate d flow of d room according 2 her personal wishes ,and all she could say was i was d 1 venting my anger on d room,lastym i checked i wasnt d rude1.

zerray: it looks to me,you are the one venting your frustration here

Like srzly is dat wat ur mind tells u,y not take a scroll up d thread and view my post 1nce more,mayb u didnt ve tym 2patiently read,coz i wld b really dissapointed if being factual and realistic 2u is ur own definition of 'venting life's frustrations'' or ''transferring aggression'' 2u,dat wld kip me puzzled as 2y pride urslf 2being a graduate if u cant logically c factual reasons.

OrangeDream: Tufiakwa!!!

Loool!! Bro take am ezy d dude is a joker!!

donroxy: I'm not advocating for any course and I never encourage any girl to be a virgin !

All I tell your sorry head before you brought bokoharam into virginity is that :

Girls who already protect the sacriledge of their marriage should be extolled ..... Girls who keep their body for their husbands even right before marriage should be extolled !!


Your sillyHead , tis not as if you will be happy when u pick up ur wife and get down to business only to discover the hole is as wide ''rubber lee'' soaked in kerosine !!


Na people like you go dey form I no send and when e happened na same U go use am insult the girl from morning till night and all thru the marriage !!

Never in your life carry me go bokoharam again when I no follow u yearn Bokoharam ..... Nonsense

And do i luk lyk i am smiling wit u skunk ass retard,i am tryna emphasise reality 4u 2c tinz d way dey are nt d way dey where in d primitive dayz and here u are craving and whining over a virtue most people dont give a damn about,mind u i dnt giv a damn about a lady bein a virgin if dats wat u wanna hear all i care abt is compatibility and hw good she is character wise,i dont mind marryin an ex-LovePeddler if dats wat u wanna hear me say,u nid 2 set ur priorties rite in terms of virtue,d virtue dat should be upper most in ur mind is luv thy neybor as thy self or do unto ur neybor wat u wld do 2urslf and den d world wld b a beta place nt cumin online here and hyping a ladyz virginity like its d 10th wonder of d world!!!!

OrangeDream: Tufiakwa!!!

Loool!! Bro take am ezy d dude is a joker!!

zerray: i felt she actually said the truth

all dat drama 4rm her was nt in anyway gonna help her course,d peeps here are adults and she doesnt pay any1z bills here,every1 here knows rite 4rm left,so if she wants 2say her truth she shld go 2church or mosque which eva 1 she blivz in,hw wld any1 reasonable and sane enuff think its possible 2strictly discuss NYSC ish tru out,my dear it wld b boring,variety dy say is d spice of life and dis is hw d thread should be,mind u its a social netwrk not a ''vent ur life frustrations netwrk''.

donroxy: I'm sorry to say this but you approach is very pathetic and devoid of somebody who has passed through the gate of school infact : you just behave like a tout !


You are debating Firstclass and virginity - virginity and marriage pls :

of what essence is your bokoharam , terrorism etc relevant to the topic of discourse !


When people like you are provided with superior proofs then you deviate just to confused the readers !!


You have not made any sense in your post above and tis completely out of Topic we are discussing in this thread !

You are d one devoid of sense and u lack any form of understandin watsoeva,wat truth does d initial post pose about equating bein sexually chaste wit d xceptional performance in academix,and wat as beinh sexually chaste got 2do with development of ur own human race as a whole,d ish wit u africans is ur myopic view and shallow mindedness,if any1 isnt makin sense its vividly u,get a life and look 4beta ways 2beta d lots of d pple around u instead of advocating for an unecessary course!!!