₦airaland Forum

N3wman:
Not all long nails are dirty

you dey Bleep up bro how u go dey argue with woman on social media about nail.. dem nigga boogyman and slarwormii come and teach this guy the act of keyboarding.

Jeon:
hi

check your email

Ladymogana:
I met him 5yrs ago. First day was in the market, the rest is history.

and now you guys are getting married.. congrats

Jeon:
I MET THEM ON VENUS PLANET WHEN I WENT TO CHECK ON CUPID.

hey

Znation:
Hello single nairaland ladies and gentlemen hoping to get married very soon;

Pick your wedding month/year by faith, and God will answer your prayers. AMEN!!!

Mine is JULY 2026..

hope say no be your girlfriend go dey feed you from her mama store when una marry

KiNg0G:
e fit be bros, but some of her friends get my digit dey repost me and her pics anyhow.

so I nor sure..say na only me dey view am

don’t be fooled bro.

GeneralKoko:
I am contemplating leaving but I really want to know. What age did you leave your parents house and why??

I left home @21, immediately after graduating from the uni.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Grab my weed to read and learn some dope shit

Howfar bro

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
The dad must be a real niggar
Although ain't no niggar of multiple wives ...am a niggar of one wife but multiple girlfriend outside

When I say multiple girl friends....I mean multiple girl friends....more than thirty girl friends

real niggaz don’t get married bro, dey turn ladies to baba mama’s

mobilemaniac:
Nigerians,no be everyone be scam

that particular person is a well known nairaland scam

Girls are still into it… the futureisfemale

derecho:
When money too much...you'll understand the meaning of "Vanity Upon Vanity"

All the people shouting "money...money..More money" never see money.

When you really get this money, you'll understand what Solomon was saying.

Mr vanity how much you don see

Jeon:
DO YOU WANT TO BUY IT?

WHY ASKING?

you and this your black car self. Are you a witch?

If dey no catch am now e for say na yahoo e dey. Na people like am dey give @slawormiir bad name so

Nigeria my country

M23M:
How did you come to conclusion? It is people like you that will donate N100m to politicians who have already looted the country dry to buy party form and will still not change anything in the country but if you see someone begging for alm, you quickly tag scam.

send money at your own peril wetin concern me and politician

abeniagbon:
How will a sane person allow his wife's junior brother to come for holiday only to turn one of the guess room to his permanent room...

I have asked my wife many times when is your brother going , she will tell me not to put mouth in her family matters..

It getting annoying. Okay I got him a job at a filing station only for him to turn it down, said that work is not good enough for him ..each time I got back from work is either I see him hangin pillow in between his legs sleeping or chatting on facebook with white women.

I don't know who to report him. I don't know how to deal with this kind of issues... My kitchen had no peace ever since when he is around, even my bathroom cos he bath all most 4 times a day.... He gives excuses both here and there and this is making me to hate him the more...

Please I don't know if anyone had been in my shoe before, how do you handle it... ??

Are you not the man of the house? You should be ashamed of yourself to bring this here… Tell the young man to get ready that he will leave in 3 days.

simpleseyi:
This man is an idiot.

A woman left your house with the bastard children that you have been raising, instead of you to throw a big Owambe, you are here complaining.

The only thing that the customs officer owes you is a refund of the money you spent in raising the customs officer's children which you are claiming are yours. You should be be grateful to God that the adulterous woman did not poison you before leaving with the biological father of her children

so much sense from SIMPleseyi

oseahumenb:
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Pics attached..

About six months ago, I returned home from work and discovered that my wife and four children were no where to be found. I also noticed her that belongings and that of the children were missing.

I quickly dashed out of my flat and went to my neighbours to enquire of their whereabout. I was shocked to my bone marrows when they narrated to me how a man accompanied my wife to move out her belongings. When they tried to intrude the man warned them of serious consequences.

That was when it dawned on me that my wife whom I have caught severally on the phone discussing with her lover on the phone has finally done her worst.
On two occasions I caught her sneaking around with her phone, in the midnight I discovered an Sms that the so-called lover sent she was fast asleep . I cannot divulge the content here because it was disgusting to me at first.
I reported to the pastor and she was warned. Then the identity of the lover wasn't known to me. I just let it go, because I still needed the marriage for the sake of my four children.
However, I began to investigate without her knowing. Then I discovered that the secret lover was a custom officer, named Adeniyi Adesola, he was in Ibadan command. He is married with children.
One day he called my wife and I just could bear the insults, I confronted him on phone I warned him to stay away and reminded him that she was married.
Then he started abusing me and even threatened to kill me. He revealed to me that he knew my wife before I married her. He told me to backoff and let him always have access to her or he will kill me.
I reported the matter to the ekpan police station warri. The IPO who was a lady advised me to thread with caution and report to my family which I did.
I am from Edo State and my wife is from Ondo state. The custom officer is from Ekiti state. The custom officer, Adesola was intimidating me because I was not understanding their language.

I gave my wife everything she needed. I got a loan of 5m from a bank to set up a business for her. She squandered the money and there is nothing to show now in the shop. The bank has started moving in on me, I don't know what to do.

The custom officer I heard has kept my wife and children in Ibadan because his wife couldn't take it.
MY children are not in school and my wife just gave birth to a baby for the custom officer.
Meanwhile, she has not returned the bride price but she has delivered a baby for the customs officer.
Now I want the custom officer, Adeniyi Adesola to release my wife, Helen Bose and my children with immediate effect because he has charmed them.
Pls nairaland admins put this story on front page pls.. I need my children. They are not in school.
Pic attached

You’re just a SIMP better fight to collect your children and leave the stewpid woman alone. Don’t forget to do DNA sha

Stallionhorse:
Sex can hinder your grace and favour in life..
Some times when I have sex with some women my account drys up, my helpers turn deaf ears towards me.. Some times some give me good luck, Generally women carry bad luck especially those ones with spirit husband..
I just pray the girl I want to marry has good luck following her, am yet to fuccck her.. But since we started dating good things have been coming my way.

so your sister or even your mother can be carrier of bad luck.

DroppingLiquid:
Depends on what kind sacrifice your direct ancestors made to their deity with their seeds.

how

Milli10:
I was in a barber shop yesterday, and one middle aged man was just regretfully telling his story on how sex and women was the reason behind his setbacks. According to him, he had himself established before the age of 24, until he started his philandering lifestyle.

Is there any possible way sex could be a reason for someone's downfall and setbacks?

Or does it mean that some women bring bad lucks after having sex with them?

good question OP

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

I got no idea what this TV show is all about

indomie generation

desiredhome:
What is the population of Nigeria and how many are into farming?.......

go and ask your father at home not me.

After all the investment in agriculture food item is still expensive

janejjjjj5000:
No. I grew up in Winners Chapel and Papa and Mama always say they have never argued in their marriage. Even last year, Papa still said that he and mama have not had their first argument almost 40 years later. That is the kind of marriage I always wanted but now, I feel bad because I cannot boast of the same thing. Shouting at your wife is abuse. And worse is that our children see it. I have read that it can affect children psychologically. I feel that I have failed.

Your papa is lying

janejjjjj5000:
Please, I don't want to be judged. My husband is a good man. We have been married for 14 years. I am 33 years old. He is 39 years old. We have 4 kids - 3 girls and 1 boy. He has never cheated on me. Right from day 1, he has been very open. He is not the type of husband that locks phone and all of that. But I am tired. He has the habit of flaring up around the children and I don't like it. I don't want my kids to be damaged. I know some will say no marriage is perfect but at this point, I don't even want marriage again. I just want to be free and single and look after my kids. I am tired.

Anytime we have an argument, he always talks about how he did this and that for me. In front of the children. I don't want this kind of life. He hardly gets angry, maybe twice or thrice in a year but when he does, he does not have the sense to know he should not be doing it in front of the kids. He apologizes to them and to me but I am done.

He has no other issue apart from this. He has never beaten me or anything but I am tired. Overall he is a good husband to be fair and honest but I can no longer deal with this. I prefer to be single and free than deal with this rubbish.

I feel like pouring out my heart.

so what about you, do you say hurtful words to your husband too?

Since 2014 na food I dey buy

Asianjollof007:
This modern designs of phones is very distasteful to me, from huge size to horrible camera structure. I prefer a very small size and a simple camera design, reasons why i love the iphone X so much. These phone brands should go back to the old designs.

there are people that prefer big phones that’s why we have the smaller pro and bigger pro max for iPhone. I use 13 and it fits perfectly I’ll probably get pro for 14 it is smaller than the pro max.