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Ellah's butt needs 4 trucks of Whitenicious.

By the way, Yinkade... I forgot to ask.

On whose team are you?
PLEASE don't say Ellah's

waxdude:
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Nwanne'm, i n'emekwa ofuma?
Nd'ewo.

Ksslib:
You say?

He hopes to fill Vimbai's shampoo bottle with hair removal cream.
How he plans to effectively pull this prank off, I still don't know. Hair Removal creams have this characteristic foul stench I just can't describe. It's hard to mix up the two.

Wrath of the Lich King!

No vex, guys, but I think I'll be playing this MMORPG with my younger brother in another state tonight.
Will pop back in every now and then, though. I hope I don't have too much to catch up on, by that time.

Nhlanhla wants to replace Vimbai's shampoo with hair removal cream, since hiding her makeup kit didn't yield the desired results.
The man is flirting with an instant disqualification, but really, that's none of my business.

Forwetinnah:
Please strike India from your list...that country is second place to China, time will tell

India is only second to China in terms of population and proficiency in Mathematics.
Those people are as wretched and backward as they come.

meggy11:
Elikem dey campaign for mam b die. Smart guy. No one is even mentioning Tayo as their top 5. Na wa o.

Nobody's adding Shaka2 either.

YACAA:
Idris (biggie) and Ma'am Bea

Comfortable
Very comfortable biggie

How are you feeling today
I am very well

How dyu feel about the air in the. House
It is fun not much drama to go by in my opinion

Dyu feel there is anything that shd be making u change ur attitude
Not really there are just different faces and we r getting to know each other in he he house

What has annoyed you most this week
When you tel people to wash dishes and they leave it there cos they have their nails done

Which people
I won't say

You know. Biggie won't reveal to anyone
MissP- it is very irritat

How dyu think the game is proceeding for u as elikem is here- who is most entertainment
At this point it's about entertainment and personalities. He has been here before and this is the time for others to showcase their talent so I am to threatened I am happy with myself so far

Don't you feel you are a bit quiet and he is loud and entertaining
I am a woman and I am a lady and it depends on the type of conversations around

Is that all
I don't think I am quiet

What are you?
I am fun, sweet

Which four people will be in the top five
I can't really say I will need more time but roughly strong personalities are Nhlanhla,JJ,Idris and the new housemates Uti

Is there anything else you would like to tell Biggie
No Biggie

Are you sure
Yes I am

Play your game

This is serious. Nhlanhla, a strong housemate?
Okay.

Forwetinnah:
I wonder o...The guy just think say Biggie dey hold the money for am to collect on the 7th of Dec . His paranoia be say Why dem bring WINNER from Naija? If for anything he should be happy, because Contesting with a winner means you're most likely a winner yourself. He's also not happy Uti accepted the challenge to come contest the money with him. Dude no know say na JOKE biggie dey pull.

I get. He needs to control himself before he says something terrible, though.
Chai! Sunday, just hurry up and reeeeach kwanu!

By the way, MOsagiede is really getting on my nerves with her new attempt at blaming Uti for Tayo's restless state.
No be the same little hints wey Feza drop for Idris wey other fake housemates dey drop for Tayo? But as the know-it-all he wants to be, he never stops to LISTEN to these little hints. He must always be heard at all times; so why should someone else take the blame?
Idris has gotten the message and is trying to restructure his game. But Tayo can't pick up on these things, because he lacks the WILL to listen.
Anyway, it's just a few more days and he gets the message...

Oh... And speaking of messages, what's up with that Extravaganza task they won?

smollett:
Dude, Tayo has everything in front of him... all the signs are there, why him just dey halla since, wetin come be say the new housemate dey constitute nuisance for nyt when him dey follow dem make noise...

I'd honestly have considered the fact that this whole shii is a prank, I mean, the signs are there and he keeps repeating them without thinking about them.... Uti is a former BBA winner, Uti has a booming career, Uti is his friend..
Doesn't make any sense for uti to come and replace him, more so, 3 weeks to the end of the show...
I am surprised he has never considered that the ish is a prank.. even if him no sure, him for atleast think am... him just dey para...

Feza earlier dropped hints for Tayo on the possibility that she and the others are completely fake; but you know Tayo - too aggressive and egotistic to even stop for a second and contemplate his surroundings... But really, that's what makes him unique and an entertainer in his own right.
Yes. We know he's not that bright; but make we just try to see from his point of view.

smollett:
Tayo is scared s'h:1tless I tell you... the guy just dey form strong man...

Put yourself in his position. You'd be scared too, just like I would.

Just picture yourself as a rising model based in South Africa, having to compete for the Nigerian vote with a well-known model, fashion designer, presenter, actor and WINNING alumnus of Big Brother Africa.

Haba. Na OJORO be dat nau!

YACAA:
Tayo and Natasha ( as Biggie)

Afternoon Tayo, how are you feeling?
Angry

Elaborate for. Biggie
I am angry Biggie, for the first time I am angry with the system, throughout the week been telling you how peaceful ave been with the new housemates, but last night was talking to them and they mentioned you sent them in to save the game as it is boring and viewership is low

Why dyu think it was a bad idea for Biggie to bring in the housemates
It's like am just about to write the Matric exam when you bring in a pHD to write the same exam which is not fair

Are you referring to Uti
Yes, before I thought it was fair and I wouldn't have minded the results but now I don't think it is fair cos I also have my dreams and ambitions ....

Do you understand Biggie doesn't makes mistakes and if he brought Uti in it is because he feels it is fair?
It is possible but don't blame me fore feeling this way but this is how I am feeling today and I want to be sincere about it

Big brother feel a it is a fair game so just play your game
Okay biggie I will play my game but looking forward to Sunday where I might stay or go home

Dyu feel you will go home
Before I was positive about it but considering what the new housemates told us yesterday about viewership being low then I wonder why Africa would vote me over them
I thought it was a reality show where you can be yourself than to think about when viewers are back home and need to be entertained

How will you feel if Africa doesn't vote you
I will feel Africa doesn't care about my future and just want entertainment. But I just want the Honour of going straight home

You know your friends also have dreams, you are not the only one so Africa will decide who wins
I have never beat my chest to say I am going to be the winner....

Anything else you want to say?
I want to tell. Biggie not to judge me for feeling this way. In as much as I am angry I am also not judging you

Patience is virtue Tayo, play your game Tayo

Ma guy wan shhitt for trouser
"Alpha male" get limit.

But seriously, calm down. NA ONLY UTI WAKA COME? YOU NO SEE SULU AND ELIKEM? Why M'am Bea never kill herself instead of committing suicide?

But I'm just guessing, of course.

Forwetinnah:
I think he just wants to use the BBA platform to become popular in Africa. .he must have paid for it if the story is anything to go by

Naaah. I think he's really in Australia.
Just search "BradTheLadLong" on Twitter and check out the pattern.
The tweets with his name are from Australian users covering the "I'm A Celebrity" show.
His last post was 5 days ago after a very long flight (likely from England to Australia?).
Since then, there hasn't been any word from him (possibly because he's now in the jungle with his fellow contestants?).

Forwetinnah:
Ewooo

Na the only thing wey concern me

thandii1:
I read about this before hotshots started and I think I read that they cancelled the idea because brad tweeted about it, thereby ruining the twist. I'm surprised this is coming up again towards the end of the show or this is still the same old news.

Brad is in Australia, replacing someone on "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here".
That's probably why his last tweet was 5 days ago.
He's in the forest now.

Wait... Hold on a minute.
This must be a silly prank or something. How is this BradTheLadLong supposed to be a "YouTube Sensation" with 1,800 subscribers and videos that just have about 10,000 views?
http://www.youtube.com/user/BradTheLadLong

Also... Isn't he supposed to be replacing someone on the Australian edition of "I'm a Celebrity"?

Belovedd:
Big Brother Africa to bring in a Celebrity!
Viewers have recently complained that Big Brother Africa has started to become dull so producers have decided to spice things up by bringing in a Celebrity to anger the housemates.

BradTheLadLong with suitcase and holding a 'Big Brother' contract?
Controversial Youtube star, BradTheLadLong who recently tweeted that he's 'finally landed' is set to enter Big Brother Africa next week to completely turn the house upside down.

It's believed that there will be a royalty theme for the week which will see Brad walking in the house with a crown and being able to make the houseguests do whatever he asks.

Not only this but Brad will have his own private room that only he can enter and secretly he will be able to watch his fellow housemates on a TV screen. This could be detrimental because the second a housemate complains about Brad, he will know and be able to use that information in whatever way he likes.

On Brad's last day, producers have planned a massive twist which will shock not only the housemates but also the viewers. Just as the internet star is about to leave he will make a decision which housemate he would like to remove from the process and they will have to walk out the back door with him without any proper eviction.

It is believed that extra security have been called in for the event in case things get violent because something this controversial has never been done before.

This is a risky move by the producers as Brad could completely take out one of the favourites. He would have been watching the show so far and know who are the potential winners and he could completely spice things up by taking them out!

A lot of fans are outraged by this decision as they feel there is too much interaction with the outside world but it will be a ratings success for sure.

What do you think of this game changing twist? Let us know below!

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Whatever. Just get rid of Macky2.

dominique:
Hmm, the same admin that appealed to all Tayo fans not to go insulting people on other pages. It was actually that post that made me to like the page. Is this the time to throw jabs at other housemates knowing fully well that Tayo's popularity has dipped recently. Now she has a lot of sucking up to do

Have you seen Goitse's page though?
The admin there has got to be the Queen/King of FAMZING!
What's interesting, though, is that it seems to be working.

So, really, swallowing one's pride and sucking up to others shouldn't scare Tayo's admin if she really wants him to win.
She needs to act fast before voters become rigid with their choices... In fact, that period is fast-approaching.

Obinoscopy:
Fork addict ban was less severe. Let them serve their ban. They need a holiday to reflect on their misdeeds.

His ban is just a couple of hours, right?

pavrita:
Thanx 4 xplaining better.

Anytime

Forwetinnah:
Dem don cage "putaddict" too.. ? Him and that weirdo guy abi??

Yeah. It was last night when the conversation was getting out of hand.
Mods said I should always report when things are ugly and let them handle issues, so I did.

Obinoscopy:
So are you suggesting that Bro Eros is biased?

I don't think so; but Bro Eros, being a long-time observer on this thread, understands the genesis of the problems, as well as the general dynamics.

Please, no vex, you fit unban Forkadict now?

Eustachio:
A rule in ban - BAN BOTH DEFAULTING PARTIES NO MATTER WHO STARTED IT FIRST.

You for report am give Bro Eros, he understands this thread better.

Bro Eros don crash tay tay by that time. Even Uj.
Na the only mod wey dey online at the time.

Eustachio:
Shitt.. Why did they ban that Nigga? A day without his post on this thread is very boring. And he doesn't like creating another ID.

Now wonder I saw his opponent with another moniker, posting.

I was the one who reported his opponent to supermod Obinoscopy last night.
I no know say Obinoscopy go come ban Forkadict join
Oops.

safarigirl:
shey you know say we no understand wetin you talk so?

I think what he's trying to say is...

"It looks like Elikem is now fully aware of the fact that Tayo is truly on the brink of a psycho-meltdown over this BB affair; so Elikem is tapping the brakes a little to avoid pushing things too far and having the situation turn really ugly.
M'am Bea's mental limits have not been put to test by these ex-housemates. What gives?"

Na wetin I understand from the post.

#FreeForkadict

Eustachio:
No final face-off. The winner of the each edition, relinquishes his/her E-crown at the beginning of the next edition.

With the way I've seen some posters engage in e-wars over this shhitt (like you guys linked me up with the thread that featured Sweetlemon last year), I been think say some serious kudi dey the prize.
All na pride and ego at the end of the day, huh?

Oh well.

Okay, so this is twice a year.
But, can a previous contestant try again?

It would be cool if Mr. Nairaland is sent on a date with Ms. Nairaland.

...But on second thought, THAT would be creepy.

safarigirl:
nah, no face off, kumar will just hand over. It's not a yearly tenure

Hand over what?