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E no kukuma concern me. Let me come and be going my thing, because i cannot come and go and kill myself over the useless bunch that make up the APC with a runaway President. Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

DerrickM:
You will have to design a business card & then show the buyer how it would look using a mockup(realistic representation before print).

Tips on making a custom mockup for a buyer. Logo design should be in PNG format,download a suitable mockup template from www.freedesignresources.net.

Launch Photoshop & place(import)your logo design in there & edit other features as you like. Advisable to get accustomed to Photoshop for best user experience. Best regards

Thanks a great deal.

bestspoke:
Don't assume or give yourself headache

Ask your client to clarify that part.

OK, thank you. But what is the ideal dimensions of a logo meant for Business card?
And may God continue to bless you man, for now that's what we can give, and I pray that when the $$ start rolling in, those of us that are beneficiaries of your kind gesture will also remember to oil the engine that got us moving.

bestspoke:
videos are ready....I still need to edit them to reduce the size

Prof. Bestspoke, please come ooo, your students needs you here. Read what my potential first client wrote after I sent him four Logo concepts to select from :
[ Hello Cynthia,
Thank you for the logo concepts, and for wishing me well at work. Its whats been keeping me off the internet for a while. I've attached my favorite logo concept. Could you please show it on different variation such as a white background for business cards? What would the colors be?

By the way, should I submit the order now?

Regards,]
He did select one as you read from above and I combined three of the four colours (Tiffany Green, Black, White and Grey) he mentioned were in his website and which he liked.
Now I understand he wants me to try it on different backgrounds, which I would do and which mean some of the topography colours to will change but where I HAVE HEADACHE NOW IS WHERE HE MENTIONED FOR BUSINESS CARD. Does he expect me to mock up on a business card? I never sabi reach that one oh. I just got Illustrator yesterday and after I opened one of the works with PNG extension, the thing no come fine. So please tell me how to delight this my first client. I have asked him to put in the order.

NgeneUkwenu:
When I read, his watery reactions to the allegation, I didnt need any judge to pronounce him guilty....as I was very sure, he was..

To cap it all, When you have people like Keyamo and Sowore of Sahara Reporters, and the desperate ashawo in question, fighting you...your case is good as been done, in the court of public opinion....

The FAke pastor is a disgrace to the Christendom.

Idiotic Follwers,, before you shout Photoshop:

Remember Chidinma and The Cucumber!

Your life seems to have taken the bend of a Bonga fish.

QueenSuccubus:



Some men got NO chill ooo.. But there's nothing best than having a virgin on the plate tho

Will you believe I am in search of having that feeling of being the first, like say na FTC.

DLondonboiy:
keep quiet..

Don't talk without reading..

How dare u mock an old man? Can any of your family member, past, present and future ever attain that man's status in this life or even the next?

Hate or love him, OBJ is a legend!

Afonjas, quick to anger like their aboki masters

Israeljones:
lolzz
Apoda weldone

Ha! Omo Baba Muko muko, Ekaro o. Se alafiya ni e wa? Ba a woni gbogbo e? Ba woni ese zombie? Mo kin e o.

Israeljones:
Even from afar some people can see the truth and make their own thought from it.....
but yet some people are so close but cudnt see anythn...e.g the 3 people with very low high-queues above me..
like they say, you dont know what u have untill u loose em..
... if God didnt ordained this man will he not come back home...
which am sure he will...

Zombiesm now seem to be everywhere you go. Afonja and Zombiesm is now like 5 and 6.

Hi all, please someone should help me with how to go about this. Na BEG I dey BEG O.
Hello! We need you to design and blast emails to our current and prospective clients. Email list will be provided. We need you to design the mailer, send it, receive feedback, and keep the data up to date. We can work on a retainer if we like your work.
Modified:
I need to design a Mailchimp Campaign:
-A promotional Adds via email with a simple and smart Newsletter
-Then Email to a provided list
-And receive feedbacks.
Thanks for the anticipated help.

You dey complain? You no know say Buharicession (Recession) dey?

Where are the facts?

She will henceforth not bother about been out of Cucumber.

omenkaLives:
Ipob would be in a state of coma right now. I can see them bleeding all over Uganda- carcases of broken hearts everywhere!

Afonjas with Owambe and Stup.duty are like Triple 5 & 6.

dand9206:
more

Guy you done dey fear me.

hotobo:
you're not the op i ask to review me. keep off

That's a very bad way to take a review. I know your response would have been different if he had said "wow! Guy, that's a dope, you are the master of the game down in this hood". We don't seem to like nor appreciate the truth, whereas it is the most important thing in life. A critique is no a criticism. A critique highlights the good and the bad, just like that fellow did, he told you what you did right and what you didn't do so right. And all that he deserved from you was a thank you from but little did he know you would give him more than an insult.... ( We are not like that in this class. I real feel pain by your response to that fellow, because it could make him stay off chipping in to other people's work, who may indeed appreciate such a kind gesture).
NOTE: Even the OP understands that no one has the monopoly of knowledge,and that you could also learn a thing or two from your students. I didn't pick your name before I started typing (I mean the person who critiqued this fellow's work), but I'd liked to apologize to you. His response was uncalled for.

[quote author=Lastbender post=53759154][/quote]Dope.... dope

Damn Dope and creative. From the eyes of what I have been reading on logo design, that's a dope.
Prof. Bestspoke, I must apologize for skipping classes, I travelled from my base to do a small task to get some little change to keep the ministry moving and I left my Lappy behind. I will try and cover lost ground once I am done here.
In the main time, may God continue to bless you for me and my other classmates. Guys I miss una o. I love this class, believe me.

RooRuudRonSaha:
christians and deceit sha

Even with all your "Ba' Shiga" and "No Entry" signs that you mount in front of your houses, we know how your women get mounted and have their Local Government Headquarters (Kongo) administered (shined) by Caretaker Chairmen (opportunists) like electricians, plumbers and other artisans that Alhaji call to service the serviceables.

bkool7:
friends of bring back corruption

You must be referring to Ameachi, Fashola, Fayemi, Lawal David Babachir, Bukar Aji etc. But if you are talking me, all we ask for is to bring back our economy rather than doling out zombimacine to all Zombies to becloud their senses.

TinaAnita:
Dickhead spotted

Gidin Uwar ki.

Omonigeriarere:
This Bingo has been mistakenly released from its cage again.

Another Afonja, slave of the Gambaries as answered present o.Welcome, eka abo, Sanu ka da zuwa wawa.

vedaxcool:
Despite the lengthy explanation on why he was sacked the airheads will still make absurd and wildly unintelligent remarks.

"He further explained that the
NPCC discovered that the lawyer
was handling a brief in an
ongoing suit at the Federal High
Court in Lagos, against the
Economic and Financial Crimes
Commission (EFCC), which he
failed to disclose when he was
engaged." Are these not two different cases? OK, did the alleged below really happened?:
The development has rested
insinuations that the lawyer
withdrew from the case in protest
over last Tuesday’s dropping of
charges earlier instituted against
the Chief Registrar of the
Supreme Court, Ahmed Gambo
Saleh and two other officials of
the apex court, Muhammad
Abdulrahman Sharif and Rilwanu
Lawal, which, he is also handling
for the federal government.

sarrki:
When you have decided that you will never be happy till 2019 because you hate the president, no one can help you. You will probably need to double your effort, 2019 is still far

Zombism aka BB (Brainless Brain) is a serious diseases with debilitating effects on the body and brain of it suffers, it has no known cure but can be managed at early stage with three shots of Fela's music in the morning and night. It main symptom is that the sufferer never gets to know he/she is suffering from such a disease until it reaches its advanced stage, and that's why those that have it are known for suffering and smiling. What a sickness.
Who can help the afflicted?

Here this list of all Winners and the list just disappear like Nigeria budget. And when it was found, it had been padded to:
Buy.Made.In.Nigeria

See Jamb question o.

OK nah

Like seriously?

OK

A useless government without any sense of direction.

You are seriously un-serious if you did not make Buhari number one. Who appointed Fashola and gave him three in one ministries? It is a big failure for leader to fail to pick the right subordinates to delegate power to. So for me:
1) Baba go slow, Baba travel travel, Baba blame it on PDP/16 years, Baba full of excuses.
2) APC Party
3) APC government at the federal level as a whole
4) APC governors at state level.

ok