₦airaland Forum

When he is using you just be shouting, "fall in love with me".

I thought Lai Mohammed said he owes no one an explanation.

Sugarhugs:
I doubt all this bloggers can make up any news.

I witnessed it my sister.

Benikuuse:
note pipeline bombing is more of national interest than herdsmen, this herdsmen can be dealt with by state governments it most not be from federal government. Now if these people continue doing bombing pipelines resulting into power outage and fuel scarcity, you will start insulting buhari again

So the farmlands being destroyed and the people being killed by this herdsmen have no economic impact? Who are you protecting the pipelines for? Human being or herds of cattle? So when we are all killed by the Fulanis, you have abundance of fuel for cows.

Benikuuse:
Fire for fire. But why must a small group will have to destroy the country's economy just for their own selfish gain, while they know that it will negatively affect them and their family

And you didn't say that about the herdsmen.

989900:
Ondo state is arguably the largest custodian of oil reserves (inclusive of brent and heavy oil/bituminous oil) in this country, 'probably' more than all other states put together!

However, some ND miscreants will not let us hear word . . . jumping up and down like headless chicken.

Who do you do?

ok

naomiZ:
tell em o

Tell who? Are you not also a girl? Or are you saying no one is colonizing your local government headquarter?

Dragonking:
Keep quiet there!! .. What has ur own elders or leaders done apart from crying like biitches and begging massacred indigenes to fast and pray? I am not Igbo or yourba but it is high time u guys think and stop this senseless bigotry..

Of course, couldn't you be an Igbo or Yoruba. I know you are one useless Aboki who lives in No Sense Avenue off Duara Close adjacent Sambisa street.

Leave this English prof, na now you dey remember grammar? Who tell you say the Dullard of Daura go under all these you big big isms words? When you dey follow Ameach chop pounded yam dey shout GEJ must go you know remember say English dey. More recently wet you dey praise Buhari, you no remember English. Abegi

abdulbaba200:
I just recieve dis SMS:.
you are invited for an aptitude test on tuesday 3/5/16 at d convocation square UDUS @ 8:00 am .you are to come along with a biro ,file jacket ,means of ID ,only dose with 2:2 and HND at lower credit can participate in the exercise. Interview of succesful candidates wll commence on wed. 4/5/16

I received same. Can you remember what you applied for and when?

shamecurls:
hmmmm.....

Always Chest beating on Nairaland

And if Soldier slap you now, you go dey scream "Marginalization"

I am not of the 'Yesmen' stock of the South West.

A zombie will always be a zombie. And no matter when or where you meet a zombie, he/she will 'zombirize'.

Make God punish that useless Dullard from Daura, who goes by the name Dullardkpo Dundee Dullardihnno, aka No brain no sense, make him go arrest Jonathan, na that time him brain go receive factory reset.

Someone must have free them.

KashyBaby:
lol.. I don't like dark room & too bright...I prefer when it's juz dim, it's more romantic I think

See the kind topic wey dey always sweet you. You go like do the thing no be small.

A Zombie will always be a Zombie, quote me any day anytime. I didn't see in the thread where power dropped to zero MW. Under who was it self?

Where are the Joloff rice?

Dalyjay:
sharp guy..... FTC again

Dey there dey daydream on FTC

booqee:
I had to do this shii just to be sure you quoted the wrong person. see the guys post:



see my response:



see the guys response:



And you just escaped from a mental asylum deciding to take painkillers for another persons headache with this post that stinks of gutter English:



and then:



I think you should re read this thread of responses above so you realize how dumb and unintelligent. you sound..even Ur terrible grasp of the English language already sold Ur arsse out..

trust me in all my few years on nairaland I've seen everything from the nice, good, lame and s.tup!d. and yours is just a cheap crack addition. ive dealt with far worse mo'fukkah like you.. if I descend on you..your cunt-licking self would run back to Ur cave tails-btw-legs and quit Nairaland for life.

now run along go play with sand or something ...

or better still keep quoting me to spew tripe and bullshit...lemme sit back to get entertained with Ur curses and incoherent words..you're that predictable..
disgusting massive sack of horse dung.

finalboss seriously, I can't believe you really did post that to which booqee responded to. Please apologize to her.

booqee:
I'm dead!

I am sorry dear, I didn't intend to kill you with my response. You are revived. Lol.

misshoree:
no offence,aw is u?

U is aw o. U is very aw.



Sorry, I just replied on his behalf. And I hope u is very very aw over there.

If you are called you cry, if you are not called you cry? What manner of head did they give some of you? Moreover, the guys got your number from four-figure table I guess. Mtcheeew.

How many times do I have to warn you guys to stop referring to this guy as a female? Look at his face nah. Don't be deceive by those the more you look the less you understand bobbies.

I need to see her Picture so as to know how I may help with my advise.

jaydee8:
Nairaland loosing it's norms and value gradually... see thread abeg! Nonsense

Go and create dollarland

unapapadeycraze:
I guess we all watched that video. Now what's the most painful sex position? Since we now know that doggy is the most delicious se.x style.


Ladies and guys, share you're experience.

You haven't shared your experience and you are asking others to share theirs， you well so?

When you guys and in Kaduna，don't forget to reach me for direction and guide.

Oshege:
Who don watch BANSHEE for here.. .

Look at the white guy in the second picture

Are you saying the white guy in the second picture is the New Sheriff in town? I think you are wrong cos the new Sheriff actually is a herdsman from Daura and has disorganised everything.

diegwu01:
are you in Los Angeles with your corrupt Hero, or are you in the fuel queue with us?

How much do you pay for the subsidized fuel? For how many months now? What is more corrupt than that? I had rather wail than be a bamboozled zombie like you who will gladly say a 'thank you' after being scammed by a government led by certificate less and a 'sabificateless' Daura herdsman.