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alex81 please kindly forward me the air Force past questions to drspafu@yahoo.com. Thank you and God bless.

alex81 please kindly forward me the air Force past questions to drspafu@yahoo.com. Thank you and God.

Dojupyo:
Don't have sex with him until you're both married..
That's what I know and was taught.. Not the other way round

How many of the things you were taught have you been keeping?

duduade:
The school is 70% private and 30% state...

What do you mean by waste of time...? Look nobody is forcing you.. You can go school in Ghana after all it's also "abroad".....

If you think you are going to receive sympathy from here you better wake up...

Or Berra still write Jamb again and get a very hard score and proceed with your post-jamb....

The Vice Chancellor has spoken, wetin me, a common gateman, want come talk na? The VC no my face, make I no come talk and make am withdraw the employment letter wey dem want give me next week.

odikimi:
pls go and read about judgment enforcement. All they need to do is to file garnishee application. by this the court will invite the bank efcc is operating with and will order the bank to pay or the bank will face the consequences

You dey mind person wey attend evening adult class (aka School of reading and writing) at the age of 42? Him no go get the koko. Don't be surprise if he come back to ask you , "What has the ordering of a plate of Geisha and Sardine" (I suspect that's what he will suppose Garnishee order to mean) got to do with this?

odinese:
Thank God u know that I am not sane like u are. I am a certified madman.

Sho? Congratulations.

odinese:
I be Idiot, so I no go come here dey reason like human

Oh! So you even no say you be Idiot? Then why am I disturbing myself? Carry go jare with your idiosyncrasy.

kenonze:
Evil men!


DSP Alamesigha died due to renal failure.
Its on record Governor Dickson blatantly refused to help him financially.
GEJ did the best he could do as ineffectual Buffoon who doesn't know that they should be a functional 5star hospital in South South.

Ben Bruce was quick to announce the death via twitter

And you the unfortunate witch that was sent to tie him on a tree, what do we call you?

odinese:
[size=16pt]nigeria will snatch him from England and ruin his career again [/size]

The way dey destroyed John Fashanu's and Gabriel Agbonlahor right? Abeg ehn, put small sense for your head so that you go fit reason like human. This animalistic reasoning no go pay you o.

THINK ZOMBIE
Zombie 8114 (Olatade) sighted, he is on the run. He seems to have been wounded and suffering as a result, yet he is smiling. Send an Ambulance quickly. Over and out.
Your useless President was in a close door meeting with Obasanjo yesterday, the man who ruled for 8 of those 16 years. The President and his useless vice were busy laughing like two useless mumus who had won a jackpot. Did they mention to Obasanjo the eight years he spent killing this country? Who are the members of APC? Were did they come from? People like Ameachi, Kwankwaso, Audu Ogbe, Gimade, El-Rufai, Tumbuwal, Masari, Udo Udema, Ita Enang, Segun Oni, Atiku, George Akume, Danjuma Goje, Suleiman Hunkuyi, Lalong, Saraki, etc. The majority of the people who ruled Nigeria one way or the other, are now in the APC. It has become trite using this 16 years excuse. Was this how the country was handed to Buhari?
Zombie no go think unless you tell am to think. And name your Zombiesm go kill you.

diegwu01:
Why use such words on a pastor of RCCG and probably your elder, what has he done to you?

eddyroyal:
Is Nigeria economy a church?,or is the position of the Vice- president of this country a religious one?.If he wanted respect as a pastor of the RCCG he wouldn't have ventured into politics. Politics and religion can never be fuse as one. Politics is a dirty game, he knew this before now. By the way, I'm a member of the RCCG,but this can't stop me from saying the truth.

An Epic response if you ask him.

Talk talk, no action. Talk is very cheap and that is why a useless vice president will be telling Nigerians not to depend on oil when the decision to depend or not depend is in their hands, through policy making and implementation. I thought they said the man is a professor? Well it is either Buhari has infected him or he has been eating the newly imported Brazilian Grass meant for Daura cattle.

What makes the property hidden?

What makes the property hidden?

Op is he your boyfriend? Cause I am seriously wondering how you got this pix. I suspect you had rush to his place very early in the morning to collect the money he promised you for your Argentina Hair.

Guy did you try Vivi Bitters? That would have done the magic. Anyway, send her to my friend and she will be glad she met him. On a good day, she will be begging him to rest. Some ladies and joystick, they are inseparable and yet they will be forming as if they don't need it.

Depending on the style you adopted during the action. If it was missionary style, expect twins but if it is any other style she will carry one .Congrats in advance Baba Ibeji

Spafu and Myfantssies is next.

Have you tried it before? Me I get easily irritated oh. So I can't tried that rubbish especially with period's awful smelly nature. You want kill me?

Lailai

Damn

Story for the gods the extra #213.5 (#300-#86.50) that Nigerians have paid daily consuming a daily average of 48 million litres of fuel in the last 7 month out 11 month of this administration is by far tripled the $2 billion arms deal that the useless Dullard of Daura has been claiming to fight corruption. What about the the trillions lost in the Capital Market? What about the job losses? What about the fall in the living standard of the people brought about by exorbitant hike in the prices of food? What about capital flight and exit of investors?
All because one useless man who is out of tune with the ability required to manage the country's economy, was foisted on us. God punish the Chief Zombie and his fellow zombies.

jane0000:
Good.

God bless Buhari and Osaibanjo

God bless APC

God bless Nigeria.

*Wailers/Ipobs/ipods/ipads or whatever una call unaselves should keep off dis thread* this thread ain't for frustrated hungry fellows.

Zombie 1602 sighted and in a critical situation:
Brains is damage
Level of sense, zero
Emasculated from starvation
Zombie 1602 is suffering and amazingly is wearing a smile.
Please call Emergency now, condition is now critical
I repeated, condition of Zombie 1602 is very critical.
Over

repogirl:
take a wild guess.

I think you are and I love a moderate hairy woman. However, I'd preferred us to talk about how I can resume my writing aspiration because I notice you are into writing and I had a book I started many years ago, but no a letter had gone into for 5 years now. How do I get published?

repogirl:
Wow, from the cments here, I guess my mother was right. Guys do like hairy women. (not as hairy as the pic sha)

Are you hairy in a normal way? No be like the picture o.

repogirl:
Her camel toe is really embarrassing.

Even if she is selling market, this is way too cheap and off putting na.

I guess yours is finer. Show me to confirm.

Jessidaisy4:
I'm hairy, so whats up? Hehe

Where do you have it hairier?

VajanahDischaj:
the hairs will make me think I'm knacking a werewolf.

Fake gender claim sighted.

Yes of course. But I can't marry a fellow man. And that picture you have there is a man's pix. Don't be deceived by the boby you see at the District's gate, cause by the time you drive to the junction of inestimable pleasure,right there at the Secretariat of the Local Council, you will also find a Traffic Warden, wearing a fitting cap, called John Thomas, sitting beside the well of ecstasy. I hope you get it?

seunmsg:
At least, you still charge in banks because they have enough diesel and petrol to operate. Under Jonathan, banks, telecommunication companies etc shut down completely due to fuel crisis and power shortage. It was unprecedented at that time. You guys may have short memory but some of us still remember the situation of things under the ineffectual buffoon.

Be consoling yourself with the present unprecedented hardship until you start begging to eat one square meal a day then your eyes go clear say this useless herdsman from Daura is a Dullard.
Click like if you think Buhari is a confused dullard and share if you think Buhari is on track.

Tonyosas101:
And if he doesn't?

Your suffering continues unabated, 100 fold.