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If your name is Omo, or Ali or even Bola, you can't
live in Madagascar. How would you expect one to
just say a mono or a bi-syllabi name and then keep
shut. No, no, no. The good people of Madagascar
love the "Jim, Jim" names. Whether you call them
jaw breaking or long is none of their concern. Below
is a sporting team's line up representing the
country of ex president Marco Ravalomanana:
Jean Willy Rabemananjara
Hasina Rakotoarivelo
Hajinirina Randrianambinina
Tolotra Ramaromiantso
Herizo Rakotoarisoa Mampionontsoa Rakotoson
Claudio Ravelomananjara
Boniface Touissant Rabearilala, Nantenaina
Rakotomananalina,
Sidonie Rakotoarisoa
Benjaniaina Rakotoarivelo Andrianavabea Bienvenu
Mananjarasoa Edmond
Rakotoarimanana Jacquard
Hary Herizo
Solonirina Rasoanaivo
What do you think? So if you are thinking of visiting
the country of Hery Rajaonarimampianina, you will
do good to adopt a new name. For Ali, I suggest
Alidansanijikakakansa (Ali dan Sani jikan Kakan sa-
Ali the son of Ali and the grandson of his
grandfather).
So if you were to find yourself in Madagascar, what would be your name? Will use one their names or will you construct a new one? Post it here

Hold am there, I don't need the remaining conversation.

Guy you want to tear her lap? See me see trouble o. Name by force to also carry?

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Mtcheeew
Waiting the Doctor of Gworo chewing and rearing of gay cattle no fit do for him life time name him Emeritus President Goodluck Jonathan teach when rattle the senile old so tay one year past him no fit do anything rather than to dey reecho campaign promises. One Chance President

For this Buharinomic whether of Economic harshness, cause by a Doctor of Gworo chewing and gay cattle rearing, you still dey go about dey toast girls and dey collect their numbers and they think say you be master of the game. OK o, continue, but no forget to hide small change in case them milk you finish you go get something to buy black Bacco bag wey you go carry move your remaining things to the village.
And make you no think say na your line dey do the magic o, any girl (99.87%) wey you talk to go give you cooperation, no money so you go come handy for make up and make down. If I lie ask Baba Buhari.

Buhari and Buratai are idiots.

I need join these guys before another round of amnesty start.

Really?

halfricanadian:
The guy on glasses is a cutie

Everyone of them looks cute but since you like anything with a touch of oyibo even a Buuzuu from Niamey in Niger will be cute in your eyes.

My brother, abeg put dashboard mat for that car o. You no say him dashboard no too dey like heat. I wish I was burst up now. That car sweet for the asking price.

Yeyegist:
Very funny..
Another gal suppose dey on top his head.

Shey you want kill am ni? And after him done carry like this, una no go give am the local government headquarters make him take cool him mind and the stress o. Women.

Tolexander:
Mr Eric Omare, please tell Tompolo to come out of his hiding place and present himself to the Nigerian government.

Buhari is not smiling!

Devil punish you, shey president Buhari no know where Shekau village dey abi?

Greatpooss:
Please tell me what 'Agbor' is.

Agbor is the world
Try saying, we brought nothing to this world in Ibie.

ultrarich:
I am not ignoring your number. Kindly re-quote me. Very sorry for that. It was not intentional.

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Terry68:
Am sure that is the end of the story...

Any e-mail or number to call for complete lectures?
That's where you're heading next.

Why being so sarcastic? You think everyone is like you, knucklehead?

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Really?

The useless Dullard of Daura, the only holder of a combined Doctorate Degree in Gworo chewing and the rearing of gay cattle, and who goes by the name Dullardpo Dundee Dulardinho, has finally killed the Nigerian Economy.

farmer99:
Nice one, first to comment, thank God.

E be like say you get yellow fever combined with hayfever abi? How you take be first to comment?

weyabblog:
Fayose is God sent. Chaiii buhari want to finish us. When did buhari give our lands to fulani for their our personal business of no tax. We are finished. Chaiiii
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But the Fulani have the right and License to kill, right? Devil baptize you and that your useless Dullard and Doctor of gay cattle rearing.

It was to avoid things like this that made emeritus president Goodluck Ebele Jonathan (GMOH- Great Man of History) to create additional new Universities so as to decongest the over population in the existing universities but the APC termed it political. And instead of the useless new president, Dullardpo Dundee Dulardinho one of Daura to build on what he met, the Dr of Gworo chewing and Burukutu sipping was busy reversing the conversion of some College of Education to Universities and sacking Vice Chancellors of those new universities.

Nigeria Army and lies. Whoever gave this story can also tell you the whereabouts of Abubakar Shekau 24/7.

SLIDEwaxie:
sensless as usual. How does 5% and 97% goes hand in hand? Na sets we dey do abi Na percentage?

Wawa! When your useless Sai Baba Buhari, Dr of Gworo chewing, mixed with Burukutu sipping from a kettle, AKA Dulardinho one of Daura alias Dullardpo the Dundee said "In all fairness, you can't expect constituencies which gave 97% to be treated equally with constituencies that gave me 5%" it was correct and sensible to you. The person way do you your own Zombiesm cheat you no be small o.

icebebe:
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I still love my husband doe

Madam no allow your Oga catch you o! Name this kind thing dey make woman get unplanned orgasm.

His unclothedness and childishness his business and not mine.

For heaven sake where have you ever seen Miyan Kuka been used to eat rice? The soup draws Mr. OP. I hope you won't tell me, that the fact that Miyan kuka is used to eat Tuwon Shinkafa (Semo like food that was cooked with rice) as justification. If you do, then I could also some that Kuli kuli can be use to eat Eba since it use to drink Garri. You for even put Egusi instead of Miyan Kuka, because I have eaten rice several time with Egusi.

So in simple terms, the APC wants to copy the PDP by not implementing the budget fullest? May hottest part of hell be reserve for all these change people.

So all the why I was hearing stuff like these and wasn't reading meaning to it meant I was so so uncoded.