₦airaland Forum

octopusfreaky:
This is a big issue i have been dealing it but it seems i cant just get over it. Any relationship i find myself in,i am always the cheat.I tried all my best to save this last one but i still found myself guilty of such immoral act. Interestingly, they always forgive me for opening up to them .
Now,my fear is how to remain faithful when i get married.
N.B 70% of my friends are guys could it be the reason?

You are exactly like my ex..Maybe her twin sister.

Sommyangel:
Lol,u people should free the girl na...economy is hard

I suspect you also wear torn undies

Village people follow for this one.

rosalieene:
kikikikiki..... Its true now

For Naija? No worry, I go add you for BB make you for tell me how true it is. Some girls are someone else before they turn 12.

See as the thing dey sweet some of the ladies die, sotey one even cum. Anyone notice the other not too tall not too short lady telling the man, "Officer, you haven't checked here, no, no, I mean here". Wahala dey. Abeg na police dem bi abi na army? I no go mind join them for Uganda there sha o.

rosalieene:
I am no one's ex

If I catch you there.

Nothing wrong oh. Just be rest assured he will still sleep with her as your wife, except if he won't be allowed into your house as a friend if you get married.

seunmsg:
And PDP should remain a regional party.

Agbaya, is APC a national party?

Majikals:
I may not be 100% correct but I think many marriageable ladies are still single cos they despised men with little beginning. Moreover, many fail to understand that
1. EVERY GUY CANNOT BE RICH
2. MARRIAGE ISN'T AN ESCAPE ROUTE
3. MARRIAGE IS NOT FOR EVERYBODY.
Moreover, Looking at the future prospects of guy, his dreams, goals and ambitions can go along way helping a lady to hook up Mr RIGHT even before his is RIPE.

naughtynaughty I will like to know why you didn't respond to this chap and his contribution?
There lies some of the problems why many ladies and guys are still single.

Ofemannnu:
lol

So you copied the whole write up just to write "LOL"? Kai, you are worse than Buhari, walahi.

hungryboy:
This is what happens, when we have more news hunters than real news,
The will be left with no choice but to manafacture news,
That's why i don't trust all news stories that always repeat the ' a reliable source told us that, a source in Aso rock told us that' line etc,
If you are accusing the woman of buying forex, at least, give us evidence,
Not just the words of a source

Iranu, Abasa, Iranu, Abasa, repeat until song fades.

Of course, I agree with una. Na una get Nigeria nah, most especially now that the patron of Miyati Allah, the useless Dullardpo Dundee President Buhari one of Daura is in power. I no blame una at all. Na that useless Tinubu I blame.

The young woman, who got married recently.
I see the hand of her ex. The guy must have taken her to Ijebu Ode to still shine and Oderize the Congo he had missed like craze since she got married to someone else.

Ponomote:
Op you forgot to deduct the 45k given to the girls for transport.

Better go return your own share of the ransom money.

Not For Sale

Buhari's administration and fire sef. Hope the man no enter any pact with devil.

The photo of Hell-Rule-Fire celebrating with the minister of sport, Solomon Dalong, without the deputy, Architect Barnabas Bala Bantex, joining them just confirms that indeed there was a factory resettling slap on that religious bigot of midget some useless people had foist on us as a governor. Can you imagine a Jihadist asking me to be issued a license and a permit before evangelising?

Balderdash! Go and ask GEJ how he was doing it.

vicchi12:
I'm a female, my sperm is pink

Off course, when you give him during your period, the mixture of his sperm and your flow will definitely turn pink (red + white)

A beg make them leave this issue of landing in space,make food land for our stomach first

MrCork:
..sweery pliss don't gimme stress like the Angry black woman...its a simple question...ARE YOU LIGHTSKIN?...HELLO!!!!!

Name light skin woman go kill you. And if you are not careful, you may end up a third degree bleached woman, since name anything yellow dey jerk you up.

nijabazaar:
@Spafu...Having studied AI, We have seen first-hand the ethical issues we are having to deal
with today concerning how quickly machines can learn the personal features and behaviours of
people, as well as being able to identify them at
frightening speeds.

However, the idea of a 'conscious’ or actual intelligent system that could pose an existential threat to humans still seems very foreign to me, and does not seem to be
something we are even close to cracking from a
neurological and computational standpoint. What I
wanted to ask was, in your message aimed at
warning us about the threat of intelligent machines,
are you talking about current developments and
breakthroughs (in areas such as machine learning),
or are you trying to say we should be preparing
early for what will inevitably come in the distant
future?

So you took me serious?

Toh, Ah, (clears throat) hkhmm, hmmm, You see, Kwonstituencies zhadz gabe me ninty pipe fersent can not treated equally withz dze kwonstituensies zhadz gave me only pipe fersent, zthis is really pair.
Welcome to change.

You see, Cyborg technology, if care is not taken has the capacity to bring about a serious quagmire in human society as we now it today. As a matter of fact, we may end up being at the mercy of a cult like scientific movement with machine ogneticism and opulent disarray of kineticism and cosmopic exhibition, especially if combined with modulated plutonium isotopes.
So, it will be technically out of place, if we don't begin to employ the services of corogulated cypenetic measures, so as to help curtail the rigmarole that is currently circumventing gains recently made at the molecular diffusion of the atmospheric gathering at the biospheres,which are in consonance with the ozon and related to this CYBORG TECH.
What did I just type above? Trash, I know nothing about Cyborg Technology, but like our NEPA Bill in place of a certificate president, his disexcellency, Dulardpo Dundee President Buhari one of Daura, one must just say some rubbish and all the illustrates will clap for you for making an open show of yourself. At least I still bright past a country's president, because me I get WAEC serbificate.

prissyluv:
I believe ua edo. Can u pls translate destiny to an edo name for me. Or the true meaning of Osawe. Thanks.

We have different dialects in Edo state and as such you will find different ways of been called destiny. But from I site I will provide you below, I was able to get " Gods says or
decides" as the meaning of Osawe. The same site gave Amenaghawon (The water you shall drink) as Destiny.
The site is:
www.edofolks.com/html/pub172.htm
However, this other site I pasted below, so Osawe as "God is all caused it for me(sic)",and Amenaghwon as "My Share". So which one of this two names sound more like Destiny to you?
The second site is:
www.edoworld.net/Edo_Africa_names_dictionary_A.html
Check them both.

I just pray you don't end up at 47 and still looking for a husband. So if the man owns a house and a car before getting married and tomorrow, misfortune befalls him, you'd asked him to divorce his wife and kill the children so as to go back to the state he was when he had no house nor wife. I no know waiting dey make some of our girls dey carry knee dey think. And that is why a lot of you will keep running to pastor and doing night vigil for a man to come.

I agree with you.

Make person father go declare state of emergency nah make him know say rearing of cattle no be the same with governance. With all the underage voting in the north, especially Kano, not a single rerun was ordered in Kano. But because the useless Dullardpo Dundee President Buhari one of Daura is bent on controlling oil states through the back door, and to satisfy his bloodsucking agents, that conspired to foist him on us, by giving them blood to suck, he used the courts to annul elections in the South South. If him like, make them conduct the election 100 times, the people will still reject the broom wielding witches and wizards.