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I commot am from where you be keep am, put for my pocket. The key no dey for the picture again.

kindredspirit:
Lol. It might seem like "Super Story" to you but the story is close to what happened to me.

Some years back, I proposed to my girl whom I had dated for a year and a half. I met her while she was doing Msc in my city. She finished her Msc and moved to another city, one and a half hour away, while I remained in mine. However, she would come visiting and stay over every other weekend. Meanwhile, I was gathering money to proceed with marriage within the year.

One weekend, she was supposed to come visiting but couldn't do so because she told me her elder sister who she stays with sent her on a very important errand. It was fine with me, no problem.

Around 1 a.m-ish that "night", I was sleeping when my phone rang. It was my babe's number. Guess what? It was a man's voice on the line ! He went: " Hello, is this xxxx?", he called my name. I was like " Yes, who is this?" He introduced himself and told me that he and my fiancee were engaged and getting married soon. That my girl was right there with him as we spoke. Shocked as I was, I told him I had heard him and congratulations.

Next day, I called a lady who was like a mother to my girl while she was doing the Msc in my town and I told the lady about the phone call. She was shocked and called my girl to ask her about it. My girl denied, called me and swore that she didn't know who called me with her number. She went all weepy, swearing that she didn't know who called me that maybe it was a prankster who cloned her line etc etc.

To prove her innocence, she got on a Bus the very next day and came to my town. When she came, I sat her down and told her to fess up if she was actually engaged to somebody that I would understand. She swore that she wasn't. Anyway, I let it go and we continued, normal service.

Would you believe that the next month, a mutual friend of ours who attends my church told me she didn't know my girl and I had broken up and in fact, she, my girl, had moved on so fast that she'd done her traditional marriage with a guy . I played it cool and said yes, that was the case. I then asked the girl if she had pictures of the traditional wedding. She showed me a picture of my girl decked in traditional wedding attire, Yoruba-style, with a man and another picture, like a wedding IV, with my girl's name and the name of the fella who called me that fateful night.

That evening, my girl phoned me as usual to ask how my day went. I told her it went well and asked her how was her husband. She paused and asked me what I meant by that question. I told her I found out she was married and she said I had come with something to upset her etc. I proceeded to send her the picture of her traditional wedding. Guess what she said " IT IS MY YOUNGER SISTER"! I couldn't believe my ears! I was looking at this girl's wedding picture right before me and she was telling me it wasn't her but her younger sister! My girl is the LAST BORN of their family, people!

This happened to ME! It may look like something straight from an episode of Super Story. Trust me, these things happens. I'm as serious as a heart attack.

If this your story really is true, henceforth I will be scared of women. She (your girl) is the complete definition of wicked.

Have you thought of the possibility of she having an unknown twin sister? Now to make the whole thing clearer and to solve the puzzle and unravel the mystery (this grammar done dey full my head again), you should tell her that you and your friend will call your friend's friend who is in the UK to call his wife and arrange a meeting for your friend ( This mention of friend done dey too much, na wetin?) to meet her parents and his parents on a very important issue. And in that meeting you girlfriend MUST be present dead or alive. Is the Mystery Puzzle not demystified? Ok, hit like if you think I make sense small.

What did she exposed? All this holier than thous. Isn't it obvious that the slight revealing of but a little part of the top of her breast (not enough to get any man arose) was as a result of her stretching her hands to take a selfie that also need to capture the second girl there with her? We to dey like talk and quick to find fault and condemn others. Abeggi.

Congrats. But it is important to let you know that God is not unfair. Your uncle used his position to put you there and in so doing denied others who may have outperform you had the recruitment been subjected to transparent process. Mind you, even an armed robber could still attribute his successful operations and riches to God. But for all intents and purposes, will God in His throne take that credit? Sure, let first class holders down to pass holders get jobs, but let equity and Justice be our guiding principles, rather than who you know. Congrats once more.

Please you guys should give this girl a break. Is she the first woman to have more than a single guy? And who told you guys Ice Prince is not seeing other Chikalas too? Abeg una don't disturb this girl to the provoke of my provocation.

Please what is wrong with she wearing a pad? Since it is something that she wears every month, should it be a crime that she is also wearing it on the day she took this snapshot?

Even opiom piom?

Let her include her phone number and also send me recharge card then we can how ready she is. But if na to create traffic for that blog you want achieve, then I am sorry to announce say you done fail, because I won't open it.

Cassava flour mixed with Yam flour. Elubo things steady.

There is something FISHY and MEATY about the source of this story.

Despite the circles here and there, I still don't make the difference. Maybe because I am a guy and only the girls could tell.

What of the man whose arm he amputated for stealing a cow? Yarima's head should be "headputated" then.

A Government of excuses. It is one excuse today, one excuse tomorrow, then followed by blaming the past administration. Are you guys prepared for governance?

Buhari and his gang

Era of fine and STAMP DUTY

We are still in the era of suspension and sack.
Will he also have been suspended/sack if his name were Adebowale or Abdullahi?

Amiloaded:
She is right on her knees proposing her undying love to the man of her life. You can see the tissue papers all over the floor due to the excessive tears of joy from the guys eyes.

That touching moment when your woman loves you so much that she took the courage to propose to her man. It's so sweet!!! I am crying already.

Source: http://www.amiloaded.com/2016/01/wow-see-this-lady-proposing-to-her-man.html?m=0

Cc Lalasticlala

No be only "on her knee proposing to her man". Shy OP you no see say that the woman is giving him a Mouth Action? Look at the transparent glass nah.

Speechless3:
She is not Nigerian This is not how we pose. I suspect those south african whores

Sorry to ask o. How do you pose? Send your pose in and let me confirm that indeed there is a difference between Nigerian women and those from other climes

dennistar:
your friend na badt guy na and besides she and my brother use to have a thing

Ok

cruzita:
nothing ooo na the cold water cause am

Hahaha. I hope you are not in Jtown?

repogirl:
OP, Your brother doesn't count jare!

My own younger brother has seen over enough, when he has three sisters. I guess it counts as sexual education,lol.

I won't mind being your brother o.

cruzita:
this post don take me far back.I say make I bath for our other house wey we still dey build for our compound,so that I fit move around as I like,dance and collect fresh air were needed ,as I commot cloth finish pour water for body and everything don stand attention*na so our tenant son enter dey find their ball ,oboy na so I shout for the boy like say I smoke cocaine, the boy self fear catch am and him no come out through out DAT day.

What was it that you were thinking that made everything to stand at attention? I hope it is now what I am thinking.

WiLdFLame:
my landlady's 3 years old pikin, caught me on top of her mom!

Your case no get remedy, "It's finished". You dey go your landlady bed, behind your Landlord? Guy you go soon enter soup, the one they call "Ofe Onugbu".

saintloveren:
hmm no iv not, but iv caught quite a number of ladies unclad.

If your legs and eyes don't put you in trouble, you will definitely put those fine eyes and tiny legs into trouble.

dennistar:
Mine was quite funny, i left my cellphone in the living room and went for a quick shower, while i was in the bathroom i remembered i was going to recive an important call in the day so i rushed out to the living room,picked my call and when i was done i turned around only to see my female neighbor staring at me like i was edible or something and i was with no cloths whatsoever. She started calling me adam from that day.Imao

And you haven't yet made that female neighbour of yours the Eve that she wants to be. Guy you dey slack sha o. If na my friend way I know, season two for done start.