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For me I can marry a virgin or a non virgin o, but before then I will just want to experience what is like to be "the first". That's is a medal I haven't got yet.

MzzTega:
Nobody wants a Virgin. They are all looking for the experienced ones. Who will now teach the virgins?

When you are ready call on me for your hand on experience.

My prophecy for 2016
1) If the girl I am dating is not careful she will end up marrying me.
2) She need serious prayer for her first child to be a male.
3) Her ex will not be happy, but he will still show up in the reception to eat rice.
4) Her sister will meet to men on our wedding day, and one of them will want to propose, she need to pray so he doesn't change his mind.
All these prophecy tire me. Abeggii! Even Stephen Blind can say all that I read above.

Thank God we are both from Edo state and my first stone (PVC) is in my wallet. I shall use that to stone your party first in 2016 and thereafter gather some shrapnel like gravels and get set for the challenge you have just commissioned.

amtaken:
Most Nigerian men have been womanising shamelessly for decades...






Now the women are poised to take over....









Bullshit.

Have you started your own take over?

Stay in the bridge, you are not welcomed. For many years we stayed true and faithful to our darling Arsenal despite the name calling we were subjected to, and folks like you deserted us, but with our title challenge this year and the poor season Chelsea is experiencing, you want to bail out. No, you ain't welcomed at the Emirates. AND A GUY LIKE YOU WONT BE FAITHFUL TO YOUR WIFE.

COOLCATS:
crude oil sold for as high as 110 dolls per barrel for more than 5 years. That's about 3 times what it is now. Instead, this money was shared, wasted and that's a reason we are here now. Even the excess money from oil sale was squandered. We should not just expect the present government to come do magic.

Many countries are without crude oil and they are prosperous. So no one should use falling prices of oil to defend a daft president who lack the capacity to govern this nation and diversify its economy.

The change agent and his evildoers have put a stop to my first opportunity to get a well paid job. May it never be well with Buhari and Ibe Kachikwu.

More than 1.4 million Nigerians have fallen into the unemployed bracket since President Muhammadu Buhari assumed office, according to the Nigerian Bureau of Statistics (NBS) . In its third quarter report of unemployment and underemployment, the bureau revealed that the number of unemployed people in the country rose by more than 1.4 million in Buhari’s first four months in office (June 1 to September 30). “In Q3 2015, the labour force population (i.e those within the working age population willing, able and actively looking for work) increased to 75.9 million from 74.0 million in Q2 2015, representing an increase in the labour force by 2.60%,” the report said. “This means 1,929,800 economically active persons within 15‐64 entered the labour force i.e. were able and willing and actively looking for work between July 1 and September 30 2015. “Within the same period, the number of unemployed in the labour force, increased by 1,454,620 (529,923 in Q2) persons between Q2 2015 and Q3 2015 resulting in an increase in the unemployment rate to 9.9% in Q3 2015 from 8.2% in Q2 2015 from 7.5% in Q1 2015.” This is the fourth consecutive rise in the unemployment rate since Q3 2014, with the number of unemployed Nigerians rising to 7.5 million. The NBS also added that about 427,000 new net jobs were created in Q3 2015, which was unable to match the over 1.9m new entrants into the labour market. The rate of underemployed (those working but doing largely menial work or jobs not commensurate with their qualifications or not fully engaged and merely working for few hours) during the review quarter however, decreased slightly by 365,593. Underemployment rate fell to 17.4 percent in Q3 2015(13.2m) from 18.3 percent (13.5m) in Q2 2015, from 16.6 percent (12.2m) in Q1 2015. According to the International Labour Organisation (ILO), 201 million people globally are unemployed, with Nigeria being responsible for 4 percent of that global demographic. The highest unemployment rate in the world is recorded in Djibouti (54%), Congo(46%), Bosnia and Herzegovinian(43%), Haiti (40%) and Kosovo(35%). The lowest are found in Qatar (0.2%), Cambodia (0.3%), Belarus (0.5%), Thailand (0.8%), Benin (1.0%), Laos (1.40%) and Guinea Bissau (1.80%). With an unemployment rate of 9.9 percent in Q3 2015, Nigeria has better rating when compared than 67 countries but worse than 113 countries, including 21 African countries that have their rates lower than 9.9 percent. Job creation in the Nigerian economy fell by 70 percent, according to the last NBS report. Source: https://www.thecable.ng/1-4m-unemployed-buhari

PassingShot:
I remember how I had to lecture some people here that 2nd quarter represents April, May and June; that we cannot attribute the economic performance of that quarter to a presidency which was in charge of only one month (June) out of three. The new regime is thus fully responsible for the economic performance from the 3rd quarter onwards till May 2019.

Just last week we read how the economy is rallying despite a drop in crude earnings! And I am sure that PMB and his team will shame the doubters and put Nigeria back on the right path.

Lalasticlala, Seun, Obinoscopy, this should not be delayed to make fp please.

And seriously, in your mind of minds, you believe that jobs were created in Nigeria in the third quarter, even by the informal sector?

satowind:
Very gud news. @least beta news dan brother murders brother

Na the John Picture be dis? Him fine sha o

kingcity:
this is the real source


www.nairaland.com/2742861/french-girl-blast-africans-changing



my friend sent it to me on whatapp and i shared it on nairaland but this dude stole it from me

You are not serious guy, how can you be making such childish claim to someone's post? Soon you will claim that the ranting white girl is your girlfriend.

StephanieEzeh:
In my 100L in school, I caught a guy in my lodge sniffing my panties. I promised to report him to Papa (the caretaker) but he started pleading that it was the devil's work. After many hours of pleading, I allowed the matter to die. Throughout the short time he stayed in the lodge, he wasn't comfortable. He never dared look at me in the eyes and he would always feel embarrassed when with other lodge mates and I happen to show up in their midst. I know he would be thinking I had revealed it to some people in the hostel He didn't stay till his rent expired; he packed out to live with a cousin of his at the other side of town. He always avoided me on campus. I pity him sha; he was just silly

I think this act is not only disgusting but shameful! Most guys do it at the slightest opportunity they get! I don't know what they benefit from such!!! I wonder the type of sexual pleasure they get Perverts!

You are very wicked. You see a guy hungry for something you have but for which he was unable to approach you and beg for it but instead decided to just fantasized and "imaginate" and you didn't care to pity him and give him a surprise answer to his prayer and you come here saying you don't know the kind of pleasure they derive from such act. Seriously, no make me vex. Must you be that stingy? There is love in sharing na.

Estharfabian:
What's Watery "Sperm"??


I thought those DISGUSTING looking things/fluids were meant to be Liquid?? hence, WATERY!

Disgusting thing abi? And some of you go say you want drink am, say e dey freshen face and you dey here dey form like say you no like am.

I blame those teachers and lecturers that taught you abstract mathematics and statistics.

SSpeter:
Helo Dudes am so ashamed of myself right now. I always hated weekends and often do overtime at work even when my boss screams "No payment for Overtime"...

I don't take off days even when I had to be on site late at night. I don't see myself as a workaholic because an average black man doesn't like work. Not because of the money either (though I will love to quit if a better offer springs up and am not relenting in the search)...but just to erase my mind off temptations. I spend my Sundays at my sister's house so that the kids will keep me preoccupied.

I am a strong advocate of #NOsexB4Marriage...Although during my University days I had smitten more kity kats than most guys will ever dream of. I had a re-orientation during my service year and took up the tag #Abstinence...I try to limit my discussions and interactions with the opposite sex, I don't approve of excessive touching and I preoccupy my thoughts with work..

Sundays are the worst days "no work"...so I am always extra careful and often stay glued to my routines....the firm I worked with just handed over a secondary school to her clients on the 23rd of last month and those of us who were immersed in the project and saw it to fruition were given 2 weeks break and a paltry sum as bonus.

2 weeks! That was where my problem started. First I travelled to stay with my parents spent three days wasn't comfortable because that was the neighbourhood I grew up, the ladies there may still think a leopard doesn't change its spot...I left when I saw so many temptations and green lights...I went to my sister's house and it's just the same thing because I have also tested some of the kity kats from the flats below...then my cousin persuaded me to come to portharcourt I haven't seen him in a decade.

When I got to PH I told my cousin of my new stand and he said "whatever rocks your boat"... The next two days, we had fun bought some item until ****** showed up ...she was my cousin's friend. She was not a threat and she doesn't even dress hot. So I let down my guard whenever she visits. She cooked, we ate and I thought perhaps she was one of my cousin's numerous GFS.

Two days ago, my cousin told me they are going to watch Nigeria match in a bar. I am not a football fan,Tennis rocks my boat. So I preoccupied my self with a movie. About an hour later she came back and told me my cousin and his crew are cracking too many stuffs and she is no longer comfortable (My cousin is a Med doc. But he smokes at least a packet of B&H everyday + or minus other additives). I said okay. She went to lie on the bed and later I joined her. The apartment is a mini flat and the sitting room is tiled. Just a mattress no duvet so we slept on the same mattress. Truth be told I could not remember anything until I saw myself shooting fluid in a latex material. Everything vanished from my eyes I was filled with hate. The next morning I had my bath, called my cousin and was shocked when he told me he was already @ work I carried my bag and the lady quickly took her shower and left. I went straight to the hospital gave him the key to his apartment. I had already told him my boss asked me to rush down......I left PH....sad....this morning I woke up feeling sad. The memory with the lady that night keeps occupying my mind and she even sent a text that "she loves me because I am cool headed, polite and handsome"....I was further peeved by her subsequent messages. Now I am just ashamed of Myself...and am still asking; how did it happen why was I not reasonable enough?...well I have learnt my lesson..."Emotions are stronger than Knowledge"

Guy leave talk for Tofeek and matter for Mathias. If you want to be congratulated for your conquest, then take it: Congrats

dunamit:
WHEN YOU ARE USING YOUR BODY SPRAY " ;;;FUUU FUU FU " •BUT WHEN YOU BORROW SOMEONE'S BODY SPRAY "FUUUUUU FUUUUUUUU FAAAAA FAAA FAAFAAFAAFAAAAA FUUUUUUUUU FUFUFUUUUU FUUUUU FUFUFUUUUU FAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUUUU FUUUUUU " BUT WHY PEOPLE

You want to kill person with you joke abi? Wet na girls dey exhibit that habit.

mamboroo:
Will the HIV test 21 days net after sex give a positive result?

Don't tell me you allowed him skin to skin

I don't think you are seeking a solution if you want how society to see and approve lesbianism. Why will one have a vagina and then say, instead of a penis, I'd appreciate a fellow vagina, finger, candle or cucumber. I am not condemning you dear, but what is wrong is wrong. So if you want to use what you were given rightly, you must first of all hate abusing it [ an abuse is when something is used not as it manufacturer would have intended it to be used].
Your problem has a solution but only you can play the great role than any psychology or guy. I was had a girl that had similar issue, but she wasn't really ready to work with solution I thought she needed. And she ended up being rape, cause the guy unlike me wouldn't stop when she shouts "please stop, its is paining me".
So what is my recommendation? First try and get which may have been the cause:
1) Abused as a child
2) Religious about not engaging in sex and has now turn to guilt each time you had wanted to indulge in it.
3] Addicted to playing with same sex (which seem to be your case).
Now, if you have had any of these and you are now consciously preparing your mind to get to have good sex with the opposite sex, it create a sort of resistance in some women which send a signal down to their vagina to get "closed" (tight) and dry and which explain the pain and lack of enjoyment. Most of such women don't even get wet during pre-intimacy.
So work on your mind: desire to have a passionate love making session with your present guy, fantasize with the thought, every other mode of satisfying yourself, when you get to play with him just handover your thoughts to the pleasure you intend to derive from the act and you would have started some progress.

esthersolomon00:
But I wish our society could see things through this same perspective too

I don't think you are seeking a solution if what you want is for our society to see and approve lesbianism. Why will one have a vagina and then say, instead of a penis, I'd appreciate a fellow vagina, finger, candle or cucumber. I am not condemning you dear, but what is wrong is wrong. So if you want to use what you were given rightly, you must first of all hate abusing it [ an abuse is when something is used not as it manufacturer would have intended it to be used].
Your problem has a solution but only you can play the great role than any psychology or guy. I was had a girl that had similar issue, but she wasn't really ready to work with solution I thought she needed. And she ended up being rape, cause the guy unlike me wouldn't stop when she shouts "please stop, its is paining me".
So what is my recommendation? First try and get which may have been the cause:
1) Abused as a child
2) Religious about not engaging in sex and has now turn to guilt each time you had wanted to indulge in it.
3] Addicted to playing with same sex (which seem to be your case).
Now, if you have had any of these and you are now consciously preparing your mind to get to have good sex with the opposite sex, it create a sort of resistance in some women which send a signal down to their vagina to get "closed" (tight) and dry and which explain the pain and lack of enjoyment. Most of such women don't even get wet during pre-intimacy.
So work on your mind: desire to have a passionate love making session with your present guy, fantasize with the thought, every other mode of satisfying yourself, when you get to play with him just handover your thoughts to the pleasure you intend to derive from the act and you would have started some progress.

lastpage:
Stewpidity must run in your lineage!

The Villa is built already with money.
Locking it up will not even bring back that money ......... and the place will gradually decay, if not used!
So, locking it up is out of the question....whether he likes it or not

See how foolish you come across now?
Moronic imb@cile



Lastpage!

Na your mother wey no gree abort the pregnancy from a hardened armed robber, who later ran mad, that rape her that I blame. E bi like say you done inherit the thing from the man.

bestestgirl:
First lemme laugh you small

Second, those gifts are not worth 30k biko, so chillix and stop overthinking things, its just a token she bought you because she likes you.

You, on the other hand, should have rejected it outright since you know that you can NEVER date her. infact, why did you not just greet her normally and pass that day, you had to add all the sweet words and then exchange contacts (all the while knowing that you can NEVER date her)

Ok Now what to do:
1. pack all those things back into the gift bag.
2. Go to her house and knock on ther door
3. when she opens, hand the bag to her and say "Hi, I realise that I am to blame for this current confusion because I may have given you mixed signals, however I want to clarify things that I am not currently looking for a relationship, I would like us to remain friends but I don't want to date you. so if this exchange of gifts means what I think it means, I apologize for confusing you."
4. Turn around and go back to your house
5. NEVER flirt with any girl you know you will never date.


She may be hurt today but she will respect you for not playing with her heart.

Now I just fell in(to) love with bestestgirl,she gave you the best advice that will settle this your headache 100% with minimal acrimony. Well done bestestgirl.

Mutuwa:


11. In summary whether they got under a guys boxers or a guy got under their pants;THEY WILL STILL BE THE ONES RUNNING AFTER THE GUY.

recall the ear and cotton bud scenario from the initial thread? The ear would always liked to be cleaned,whether its dirty or not,so long as it itches,even after a shower.THE EAR ALWAYS ENJOY BEEN CLEANED BY THE COTTON BUD.
***its a man's world***

I agree with you most especially if the cottonbud knows how to clean the ear well. In such instances you will notice the ear owner dimming eyes, sucking finger and urging you to clean some more

Ginaz:
if I were in her position, I won't have known what to do. God please give me a husband that is good in bed o, that can satisfy his wife in everything. amen!

I dey o, you even test and tell.

Kassychuks:
Nawa o!Xo wht wll nw happn 2d lady?......Y ar Men lyk dix naa ehh...

Shatup, if una dey date church member and him want do una go say no, it is a sin and una go go dey give none members. And when una marry the Church member finish, if the thing no free stand attention una go dey yarn "why are men like this"? Make una dey allow us test and tell before marriage and all this no go happen.

zinachidi:
http://dailypost.ng/2015/10/05/why-buhari-interacts-more-with-foreign-media-presidency/

No Colom entality
Mr..Ransome make you hear
Mr. Wilson make you hear Colo mentality

prettythicksme:
i was here btw op i missed u ooo **person who stole ur phone bad gannn!!

I suspect na girl pick him phone and I also suspect say name because him do her all these thing wey him write here.

prettythicksme:
i was here btw op i missed u ooo **person who stole ur phone bad gannn!!

I suspect name girl pick him phone and I also suspect say name because him do her all these thing wey him write here.

Mprepz:
Are You A Muslim?
"I believe that there no god/God but Allah."
"I believe that Muhammad is God's Holy
Prophet."
"I believe that Islam is the Only True Religion."
"lā ʾilāha ʾillā-llāh, muhammadun rasūlu-llāh."
Yes, I'm Muslim and believe all of the above No
(The above declaration will be posted on your profile
if you click "yes"






























Nairaland mods really need to change!
Why will the be restriction on a muslim's post
But no restriction on a christian's post
Blasphemy has reached its highest here
If ur not a christian don't comment on any religious
post concerning christianity


Respect ur religion!

Una problem eh, from Afghan, Iraq, Iran, Syria, Yemen, Kenya, Sambisa Forest and now Naira land. Who do una this thing?

jimikata:
What happened? Under attack from who,? Please elaborate.

You no dey serious, rush go there to confirm who the attackers are.

IbnSultaan:
soft target , nigeria is building its intelligence capacity to enable security forces prevent BHT from attacking soft targets

WHICH WAY NIGERIA ?
If we must tell ourselves the truth, both the Nigerian
army and the presidency (and by that I mean the
president of Nigeria) are exposing innocent and
defenceless citizens to continuous harm and
dangers in the hands of the terrorist group, Boko
Haram. To most keen observers, it would seem that
each time the presidency and the army started their
media propaganda, the Boko haram guys quickly go
into town to dent the claims of the government. But
the government has not learnt the all the important
lesson that Gorilla warfare is never fought in the
from pages of newspapers. It is very senseless and
unintelligent to keep announcing to Nigerians that
the insurgents no longer engage men of the Nigerian
and are rather targeting soft targets. Was it the men
of the Nigerian Army they target on the 24 of
December, 2010 when their bomb went off in Gada
Biu, Jos? I was a few metres to the scene of that
blast. What of the Saint Theresa Catholic Church at
Madalla/Zuba? Was it the army they targeted? What
about the blasts at the United Nations building? And
the legion of attacks at Baga Fish Market and the
Monday Market both in Maiduguri. What of the
uncountable bomb blasts at Motor parks in Abuja,
Kano, Gombe, Maiduguri etc? So why is someone
now making attacks on innocent Nigerians as if they
represent a change of tactics? Oh! that seems to
me that some people are not aware of what many
Nigerians had passed through, apparently, they
never cared then. So the whole thing seems knew to
them

Aufbauh:
So you want the killing to continue? This the highest level of unpatriotic statement, a man rejoicing in the killing of fellow men simply because you don't support the government.

I think you just confessed or admitted how you were happy when the terrorists wrecked havoc during Jonathan's administration. Because I don't where in the questions he asked indicated his joy in seeing others dead..Your loved administration says it is winning the war, it is negotiating with Boko haram, and that bolo haram is surrendering and yet innocent souls keep dying in their hands. WHO IS FOOLING WHO? Abi we no go ask question again?