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PoliticsRe: Rate Buhari's Govt On A Scale Of 1-10 by spafu(m): 11:17pm On Jan 14, 2016
makzeze:
I score him 15/10

Sai Baba!
Even with your shout of sai Baba, you still poorly rate him at 1.5: cause 15/10= 1.5. I know you may just be like him Sabificate-less.
PoliticsRe: Throwback Photo Of Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor, Asari Dokunbo & Muhammed Yusuf by spafu(m): 3:56am On Jan 14, 2016
How could this be allowed here? This post is an insult to one religion so the mods should do the not needful.
Cc: Lalasticlala
RomanceRe: 10 Things Ladies Do That Indicates They Need Sex When They Visit A Guy by spafu(m): 3:18am On Jan 14, 2016
asadike:
Let's get it done, i want to fork u.
What!!!"? Is that how you go straight to the point with your guy? Hmmmm.
Seriously I wouldn't mind getting it down too.
RomanceRe: Help! The Women In My Compound Always Come To Show Me Their N*ked Bodies by spafu(m): 3:04am On Jan 14, 2016
Your story dey make me think say you for fit Obasajo as pikin. Then him for dey help you, since your John Thomas no dey gree answer him name again.
Music/RadioRe: Where Do You Stand On The Issue Of Ciara's Revealing Dress At The Game? by spafu(m): 2:50am On Jan 14, 2016
I stand in from of her.
Car TalkRe: HELP!! My Car Whistles! by spafu(m): 2:47am On Jan 14, 2016
Take it to a football pitch my brother. And don't forget to put a yellow and a red cards in the dashboard. It will make a good officiating.
ComputersRe: How To Access Your Computer's Files From Your Android by spafu(m): 2:12am On Jan 14, 2016
Nic one there.
RomanceRe: My New Girlfriend Is Asking Me Money Too Much. by spafu(m): 1:58am On Jan 14, 2016
Guy you must be ready to dole out pepper before you ask a girl out.. So stop complaining already.
RomanceRe: 8 Places Guys Will Get Positive Feedback From Single Ladies When They Woo Them by spafu(m): 5:31am On Jan 13, 2016
Estharfabian:
Imagine some guys wooing girls in Burial Ceremonies....sadsad like who does that?shockedshocked

"Hey babe, Are U Related to the deceased? Can I get your number so we could mourn together??'' Lame with a capital "L"!!


Guys could be so Puerile sometimes! lipsrsealed
Okay, I forgot to Add ''SOME GUYS"....coolcool



What are you feeling like? And you just sounded like those girl who get moody when no new guy toasts them in a week.
FashionRe: See What A Lady Said About People With Small Boobs Taking Ampiclox(photo) by spafu(m): 10:49pm On Jan 12, 2016
Sexytemi:
Lol

have u seen d a.ss u calling flat beforehuh
From what I saw frontally in your DP, I can attest that the back will be likely endowed.
FashionRe: See What A Lady Said About People With Small Boobs Taking Ampiclox(photo) by spafu(m): 10:42pm On Jan 12, 2016
dominique:
Rubbish! If truely a woman posted that, then she's a dimwit. Are small booms same as bacterial infection? If you want to crack jokes, do it with taste, class and intelligence.
No vex dear, you can do a transplant.
FashionRe: See What A Lady Said About People With Small Boobs Taking Ampiclox(photo) by spafu(m): 10:38pm On Jan 12, 2016
Chestar5:
Mtcheew angry...
Its not our fault undecided.....

NONSENSE angry
Your own small too be that? Na the type wet I dey like be that, one hand fit cover am well.
CelebritiesRe: This Girl Cannot Do Without Her Boyfriend P Enis Even In Public (photos) by spafu(m): 12:53am On Jan 10, 2016
cruzita:
covering it from the world and from the pics seems like the guy is not even loaded below
It seems you will like it loaded. My friend is loaded.
PropertiesRe: Hot Sales: Farmland For Sale In Abeokuta Ogun State.......... by spafu(m): 12:29am On Jan 10, 2016
Hope say OBJ no go disturb me if I buy o.
CrimeRe: I Wasn’t Gang Raped; I Agreed To Have Sex With Them, 16-yr-old by spafu(m): 8:40pm On Jan 09, 2016
uchennamani:
Most legal issues are lost on lay men like you. You are not a lawyer; you are not a law student. So why dabble into matters you know nothing off?
Oga lawyer, this is a simple case, as simple as charge and bail. If you say consensual sex between two or more teenager is a rape then we will need to ask for refund from the lecturer that wasted their time putting you through this rigorousness of passing through their faculty and not be able to replicate the knowledge passed to you. Who raped who in the case of two minors? And why have all the men I mentioned not facing trial for rape? Abeg carrying your Solicitor in brief go elsewhere my brother.
CrimeRe: I Wasn’t Gang Raped; I Agreed To Have Sex With Them, 16-yr-old by spafu(m): 5:34pm On Jan 09, 2016
chisophia:
u r sick
I hope you are not the girl he referred to? Lol
CrimeRe: I Wasn’t Gang Raped; I Agreed To Have Sex With Them, 16-yr-old by spafu(m): 4:59pm On Jan 09, 2016
uchennamani:
It is still rape. Sex with a minor, regardless of whether she consented to the act or not, is rape. It is not even a defense if the suspect or suspects think/s she has attained the age of consent which is 18 in Nigeria. The offense is complete if the suspected rapist is 12 years old and above.
You are not serious. And you didn't charge Senator Ahmed Sank Yarima, late Prince Abubakar Audi and Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, who all married girls ranging between 11-15, to court for rape. You are not serious. How old were you told were the ages of the senior secondary school student. At 16 that girl ought not to be in Junior class, and that puts those boys in her age bracket. So if a 16 year old boy scratches his 16 year old girl's itching, who rapes who? Again I say, you are not serious.
CrimeRe: I Wasn’t Gang Raped; I Agreed To Have Sex With Them, 16-yr-old by spafu(m): 4:42pm On Jan 09, 2016
If na for Nigeria, the parents and police go beat hell out of the girl until she change the story that she was kidnapped and raped and that the third guy even did three rounds before she fainted. Abeg make we dey fear God oh.
CrimeRe: I Wasn’t Gang Raped; I Agreed To Have Sex With Them, 16-yr-old by spafu(m): 4:42pm On Jan 09, 2016
If name for Nigeria, the parents and police go beat hell out of the girl until she change the story that she was kidnapped and raped and that the third girl even did three rounds before she fainted. Abeg make we dey fear God oh.
CrimeRe: I Wasn’t Gang Raped; I Agreed To Have Sex With Them, 16-yr-old by spafu(m): 4:37pm On Jan 09, 2016
grad2012:
At 16. Wats d rush sometin yo will grow old and get married and do do do till u tier ehn. Oga goon,she dint even have sex with one she just had to have two men at d sametime. I just womder that if at that age she is doing all this only God knows what she will do when she gets older.
Lol
Jokes EtcRe: Ram Went To Vendor To Read Today's News Papers by spafu(m): 12:32pm On Jan 09, 2016
rollUP:
FTC ..... Finally made it
Shey you dey dream ni? But I know wet in una carry this FTC dey buy self.
CelebritiesRe: Bedridden Toyin Aimakhu Reaches Out To Her Fans by spafu(m): 4:29pm On Jan 08, 2016
I don't know her.
NYSCRe: Robbers Disguised As Policemen, Rape Corpers Along Kaduna-Abuja Highway by spafu(m): 4:02pm On Jan 08, 2016
dollyjoy:
so robbers use protection?
Robber no dey fear AIDS? Abeg if they don't use one, I'd advice ladies traveling by night to take one along, so that if such a thing were to happen, you plead with the person to please use it. I mean no pun but it will be risky to get raped by an armed robber without a condom
Nairaland GeneralRe: We Bathe Together , He Raped Me In The Shower - Activist Cries Out by spafu(m): 5:00pm On Jan 07, 2016
Rape kei? You share a shower at the same time with a man, and you didn't see his penis getting off the state of inertia for you to quickly get out and you are shouting rape. I don't support rape of any sort, but must every sexual intercourse be termed rape afterwards? No seriously, where do we now place the saying, "Let a sleeping dog lie"? You went into the shower and awaked the guy's 'dog' and you are know crying foul. Well, let me just comment my reserve.
Nairaland GeneralFinally, The Government Is Set To Pay The #5,000 Its Promised Unemployed Youth by spafu(op): 4:35pm On Jan 07, 2016
Finally the #5000 stipend is ready.
While listening to Voice of Daura this afternoon, I heard the newscaster say, over the air, "the government at the centre, in its bid to keep doing the centre action - an action that the government hope will lead to the birth of a new Nigeria - and as part of efforts to fulfil its campaign promises, the government has put necessary machineries to kick start the payment of the long awaited and much talked about social welfare package for the army of unemployed graduate roaming the streets. The list of the first batch of beneficiaries is led by
1. Adegoke Aremu
2.Biliyamisu Dogo Tanimu
3.Bidemi Komolafe
4. Safiyanu Tuwon Dusa
the full list can be access on our website, www.vod.com.go.
The date for commencement of payment to the affected persons is 30th February, 2016. Venue of the even is the Banquet Hall, Hotel du
Allez vous plus defficile, Zone 1.
And immediately after that, the president will hold a meeting at Wailer Lodge with Shehu Aliyu......."
"Uncle, uncle wake up. Mummy says your food is ready." Oh my.., that is my nephew just jerking me up to life from an unplanned afternoon nap.
Oh...oh..o don't just tell me I hard a dream under this hot afternoon. Now my head is aching me. I can't tell if it is Fever of Eber. But the #5000 payment of a thing had better not been a dream o. Please someone with 2016 calendar should help me check, which day of the week does 30 February fall on?
PoliticsRe: N50m:Editor’s Guild Will Respond To Obaigbena’s Allegations Against Me – Adesina by spafu(m): 8:30pm On Jan 06, 2016
barcaboi:
why shd he defend himself...he is no more the president; they have a new one so let the guild do it. ....
Your own case no get remedy o. Is Dasuki still the NSA? Why is he defending himself and not the new NSA doing so?
A beg, them do you?
PoliticsRe: N50m:Editor’s Guild Will Respond To Obaigbena’s Allegations Against Me – Adesina by spafu(m): 7:20pm On Jan 06, 2016
So Oga chop yam; two SUVs and $300,000 and him boy too follow chop him own yam. But when e reach to defend now na Guild of Editor go play the defensive position like Kosieny and Mertesakar dey do am for Arsenal. OK o, but e for good make Office of the NSA do the same for Dasuki case too na. What a crazy bunch our nation has gotten in excess.
Click LIKE if you think there is no difference between PDP and APC (They are all yam eaters), SHARE if you think APC is taking us to the promise land.
FamilyRe: (A MOST Read)dog Finds An Abandoned Baby/ Foetus And Takes It To Safety (photos) by spafu(m): 6:46am On Jan 04, 2016
Where is the Photo?
BusinessRe: Please Help Me, I Can't Handle My Fiverr Account Anymore. Orders Keeps Coming In by spafu(m): 6:44am On Jan 04, 2016
How can e help to reduce the work load from you? Some of us haven't started earning yet on Fiverr.

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