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Nairaland General › Re: We Bathe Together , He Raped Me In The Shower - Activist Cries Out by spafu(m): 5:00pm On Jan 07, 2016
Rape kei? You share a shower at the same time with a man, and you didn't see his penis getting off the state of inertia for you to quickly get out and you are shouting rape. I don't support rape of any sort, but must every sexual intercourse be termed rape afterwards? No seriously, where do we now place the saying, "Let a sleeping dog lie"? You went into the shower and awaked the guy's 'dog' and you are know crying foul. Well, let me just comment my reserve.
Nairaland General › Finally, The Government Is Set To Pay The #5,000 Its Promised Unemployed Youth by spafu(op): 4:35pm On Jan 07, 2016
Finally the #5000 stipend is ready.
While listening to Voice of Daura this afternoon, I heard the newscaster say, over the air, "the government at the centre, in its bid to keep doing the centre action - an action that the government hope will lead to the birth of a new Nigeria - and as part of efforts to fulfil its campaign promises, the government has put necessary machineries to kick start the payment of the long awaited and much talked about social welfare package for the army of unemployed graduate roaming the streets. The list of the first batch of beneficiaries is led by
1. Adegoke Aremu
2.Biliyamisu Dogo Tanimu
3.Bidemi Komolafe
4. Safiyanu Tuwon Dusa
the full list can be access on our website, www.vod.com.go.
The date for commencement of payment to the affected persons is 30th February, 2016. Venue of the even is the Banquet Hall, Hotel du
Allez vous plus defficile, Zone 1.
And immediately after that, the president will hold a meeting at Wailer Lodge with Shehu Aliyu......."
"Uncle, uncle wake up. Mummy says your food is ready." Oh my.., that is my nephew just jerking me up to life from an unplanned afternoon nap.
Oh...oh..o don't just tell me I hard a dream under this hot afternoon. Now my head is aching me. I can't tell if it is Fever of Eber. But the #5000 payment of a thing had better not been a dream o. Please someone with 2016 calendar should help me check, which day of the week does 30 February fall on?
Politics › Re: N50m:Editor’s Guild Will Respond To Obaigbena’s Allegations Against Me – Adesina by spafu(m): 8:30pm On Jan 06, 2016
barcaboi:
why shd he defend himself...he is no more the president; they have a new one so let the guild do it. ....
Your own case no get remedy o. Is Dasuki still the NSA? Why is he defending himself and not the new NSA doing so?
A beg, them do you?
Politics › Re: N50m:Editor’s Guild Will Respond To Obaigbena’s Allegations Against Me – Adesina by spafu(m): 7:20pm On Jan 06, 2016
So Oga chop yam; two SUVs and $300,000 and him boy too follow chop him own yam. But when e reach to defend now na Guild of Editor go play the defensive position like Kosieny and Mertesakar dey do am for Arsenal. OK o, but e for good make Office of the NSA do the same for Dasuki case too na. What a crazy bunch our nation has gotten in excess.
Click LIKE if you think there is no difference between PDP and APC (They are all yam eaters), SHARE if you think APC is taking us to the promise land.
Family › Re: (A MOST Read)dog Finds An Abandoned Baby/ Foetus And Takes It To Safety (photos) by spafu(m): 6:46am On Jan 04, 2016
Where is the Photo?
Business › Re: Please Help Me, I Can't Handle My Fiverr Account Anymore. Orders Keeps Coming In by spafu(m): 6:44am On Jan 04, 2016
How can e help to reduce the work load from you? Some of us haven't started earning yet on Fiverr.
Romance › Re: He Wants Me To Grace His Bed For My Fee by spafu(m): 8:08pm On Jan 02, 2016
misspicy:
Please answer this few questions

1)are you related to this man?

2)what type of circumstances did you meet with him

3)what is your relationship with him

see lady it is high time y'all realise that manna does not fall from heaven,how can you in this present day and age think that a full blooded man will just carry his hard earned money and pour it on you,when
1)he is not your boyfriend

2)he is not your sugar daddy

3)he is not a mugu

4)he is not stupid

5)he is not even related to you

don't you know that greedy girls have made it hard for a man to help other girls that really needs help?who wants to be seen as a mugu?
E be like say you be learner

I know you are expecting supernatural help from above,then you must be sensitive to the things of the spirit not just expect every man out there to drop their hard earned money on you like its your birth right
imagine asking a man for money just one month after meeting him? and you posted this on nairaland? lmao
[With one knee on the floor] "Will you marry me, Misspicy? You make sense die with your submission. I am just blown out, like seriously.
Romance › Re: He Wants Me To Grace His Bed For My Fee by spafu(m): 8:01pm On Jan 02, 2016
reminiscing:
Thanks a lot.I was very shocked that he barely knows me and he is asking for sex
Well, I am surprise that you are surprise by an unsurprising thing. Let me ask you, how many men know the prostitute they go into a brothel and pay to have sex with? In all honesty you should know that most offers like this from a man to a woman have strings attached to them, because there is no longer free launch in Freetown. But if you had strived to cater for your need and when his offer came, you turned it down, demanding to know he would want to pay, he would have accorded you greater respect.
Business › Re: How To Receive Referrals For Your Website by spafu(m): 7:26pm On Jan 02, 2016
Nice one
Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Massive Protest Underway In Aba Now by spafu(m): 3:59pm On Jan 02, 2016
egift:
See the metamorphosis: TANoids -> Wailers -> Ekpas -> IPOBs grin grin grin grin grin
Walahi you go school. But you forget how the other one take be na. Almajiri -> Boko Haram -> Change -> Chain.
Phones › Re: Chatting Apps that Required No Wifi Internet & No Data Plan by spafu(m): 3:48pm On Jan 02, 2016
What of Water Chat? Abi Dauratel done block am?
Programming › Re: How Do I Design A Computerised Stock (inventory) Card? by spafu(op): 1:19pm On Jan 02, 2016
guru01:
You question is not detailed enough.
Are you a programmer?
No, I am not a programmer but I was thinking I could use a Database application like Access to design something like that and I needed some idea, since I had virtually eaten up the little know I had of Access many years ago.
Romance › Re: Some Gals Say My c0ck Is Big, Check It Out. (pictures) 18+ by spafu(m): 1:00pm On Jan 02, 2016
Just see how this guy raise all the social media age girls heartbeat, only to come dey present a symbol of a political party rather the chairman of man's party that the girls wanted to see. E be like say our girl son also dey use sight get arose. I think say them be say name only we guys the thing dey do.
Romance › Re: Some Gals Say My c0ck Is Big, Check It Out. (pictures) 18+ by spafu(m): 1:00pm On Jan 02, 2016
Just see how this guy raise all the social media age girls heartbeat, only to come dey present a symbol of a political party rather the chairman of man's party that the girls wanted to see. E be like say our girl son also dey use sight get arose. I think say them be say name only we guys the thing dey do?
Romance › Re: Some Gals Say My c0ck Is Big, Check It Out. (pictures) 18+ by spafu(m): 12:52pm On Jan 02, 2016
cruzita:
grin come op no try this nonsense again ooo how can you raise my hopes up like this.
See you, you want see him chairman now but if him say make the chairman execute some projects like sinking of borehole in your geopolitical area, you go shout "Rape".
Phones › Re: 800 Years Old Phone Discovered In Austria Gives Proof Of Ancient Civilization by spafu(m): 12:42pm On Jan 02, 2016
And it was powered by Glo Mobile, abi na Duaratel Network the phone been use?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Vacancy For Human Resource Manager|lagos by spafu(m): 12:26pm On Jan 02, 2016
Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Many Job Seekers Are Not Getting Employment by spafu(m): 12:24pm On Jan 02, 2016
Ok
Celebrities › Re: Headies: Olamide Apologizes To His Fan For Using Swear Words On TV by spafu(m): 12:20pm On Jan 02, 2016
Him no serious
Literature › Re: SHADOWS: A published legal & crime NOVEL by a NAIRALANDER by spafu(m): 1:05am On Jan 02, 2016
No be small thing
Literature › Re: SHADOWS: A published legal & crime NOVEL by a NAIRALANDER by spafu(m): 12:58am On Jan 02, 2016
No be small thing oh
Programming › Re: How Do I Design A Computerised Stock (inventory) Card? by spafu(op): 10:05pm On Jan 01, 2016
gimakon:
How about mastering how to insert data into mysql, mssql database? Then how to write a simple function? Possibly that answers your question
OK, Thank you bro.
Programming › Re: How Do I Design A Computerised Stock (inventory) Card? by spafu(op): 10:58am On Jan 01, 2016
whisp3r:
Hello bro,

As part of my contribution to the community. I can design a windows software that does just what you want free of charge.

Give me a call : 07063020780
Thank you, I shall call you.
Happy New Year
Romance › Re: 6 Things Women Notice The First Time They Meet A Man. by spafu(m): 1:03pm On Dec 31, 2015
KimBerlyie:
Meeting a new guy can be as exhilarating as it is daunting. For him to be bae, he has to meet the approval of your mates, your family and more importantly and first on the list- you! So if you are wondering if the little things you just have to tick off your list after he says hello are important then compare your list to ours!

1) His appearance.

We are finicky about the way he looks. We want a man who breathes swag! He doesn't have to wear very expensive clothes but his clothes should fit him and be a good match and his sense of style should be good enough to keep us interested.

2) His time piece!

A good wristwatch speaks volumes. It says he is classy, he has good taste and he can afford to splurge so our eyes never miss the sparkle beneath his sleeve!

3) His breath!

Fresh breath is a must-have. Bad breath is a deal breaker any day and any man who is oblivious to the smell emanating from his mouth will be oblivious to other things that are very important to us besides how can we even bear to respond to his hello when his breath is hostile?


4) His diction!

Good English is a must. A man who can't construct a proper sentence without burning our ears will never be bae! Where would we even start from? How on earth would we communicate or introduce him to other sapiosexuals?

5) His manners!

We want prince charming and not an ogre in a nice suit! If he can't be decent to the strangers around him and acts rude, brash or entitled or less than the gentleman he ought to be then he definitely won't make the cut! Chivalry isn't dead!

6) His scent

There's nothing quite as heavenly as a man who smells good. The scent of his cologne mixing with his manly scent just makes our pheromones gush! On the other hand a man who smells sweaty, icky or pungent is an immediate turn off.

So which of these have you crossed off your list today? If he doesn't make first cut, there's no point probing deeper!

By Anita Benson
http://www.cosmopolitan.ng/author/14972/anita-benson/
No wonder marriage is difficult to come by for many.
Programming › Re: How Do I Design A Computerised Stock (inventory) Card? by spafu(op): 12:35pm On Dec 31, 2015
DavidOluyale:
I have something that does that. It Php mysql so you might need to run it using xampp.

Drop your mail. So I can send u the file.
Thank you a great deal. My mail is drspafu@yahoo.com. Once more I am highly appreciative.
Programming › How Do I Design A Computerised Stock (inventory) Card? by spafu(op): 9:20am On Dec 31, 2015
Hi, please I need and idea on how to go about designing a system that enables meme to manage my stock in my little business that I just started. I Excel will not give me what I want and my knowledge of Access is now limited having not put the knowledge to use since I learnt the application 6 years ago. Thanks for all meaningful contributions.
Romance › Re: Judge Me, My Conscience Is Troubled by spafu(m): 5:30pm On Dec 30, 2015
JustHere2Observ:
You know most girls believe asking a guy to use a condom means she is a slut or she doesn't trust her man.
I'm an ardent believer in protected sex or no sex. She was not tied to his destiny, so he could have walked away cos he was clearly doubting her.
I agree with you to some extent. The only reason I had faulted your initial argument is your concern for the girl's right more than a generation of person that would have gotten infected by the scourge if this singular act hadn't taken place.
My sister, I am a guy and please take it from me on a good authority, every guy will value a woman who can say " stop, wear a condom or I am out". That tells him that when she is with another guy, she be protective and thus safeguard his life. When a guy is not initiating to do it with a condom, girl, suspect him: he is either planning something or he is not "exposed". Ha! me I no fit take that risk o, even if it is a free ride.
Romance › Re: My Colleague And I Are Sleeping With The Same Girl - Should I Tell Him? by spafu(m): 5:07pm On Dec 30, 2015
Flashh:
[color=#225484]I won't blame you guys at all. I blame the worthless hoe. [/color]
Why do we always blame people with trying to unearth the root cause of their behavior? I am not commending the girl here for sleeping with more than one guy, neither am I speak in her defense. But immediately the OP mentioned her root, I scream "Eureka". Their women are circumcised and that entails removing their pleasurable clitoris. That makes a higher number of them not to really enjoy the sex act easily and in most cases are very predisposed into trying it with more than one person in search of the elusive satisfaction others so speak of. So while you fault, also go deeper into the root cause.

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