accordadoga21:


Hehehe

Xmas/New year celebrations are over.

Crime rate is back to 99%.

I’m sure you understand this.

80% of the crimes home and abroad are committed by the ***** because they can do anything including selling their parents just to make money and brag.

Na Seun and Nairaland dey give una immunity because of the endangered species you are if not, we for don put una for where una belong tey tey

Creamypie:
They will still vote apc in 2027

Ance4Liverpool:
I can never do that bcs aboki can never do without a kettle

TheGameYard:
He didn't disappear since all these years

Solofresh2:
I don't eat that shit called ogbono soup mehn

AntiTerrorist:


https://www.tori.ng/amp/245743/hunger-is-killing-us-tinubus-supporter-prostrates.html

Laple0541:

I used to use it whenever we went for holiday at grandma’s place. It was located close to where she kept her soup pot so whenever I stole from her clayish soup pot, I would branch at this African refrigerator’s side to drink some water to step down the meat I just stole from the pot.

Life!

Vinnie2000:


That's because you are not Banging her Well.

Buy Olive Oil.

Before Pour some on the Veejay for Lubrication
and you take Action Bitters and Bitter Kola before the Fucck.

The Next time she sees you, She will hold your Preek in public.

Nwodosis:
The new diesel price of 950 will favour me and my family.

Guyman01:
He never grind beans and una don dey smell moimoi

Carcholce:
Where I come from, (Edo state) we don’t drive at night. We fly instead.

Barrywilly:
They needed to be taught a lesson awon omo irankiran

Fryx:
Got a chipped tooth about ten years ago, and those brown stain have cover the chipped parts ever since.

They don't bother me in any other way, except that I love grooming myself and those stains irritates me.

Is it possible to be removed? Or, can a dentist file that part off and make it more even without the stain?


Use smooth sandpaper to scrup it with ease,then rinse mouth with water.
Note that I brush my teeth 2 to three times daily cause I hate it when plaques started building up after eating. But those stains have remained.

And I be fine boy fa. I no want make that stain dey there.

sulaak:
They should use electric fences to protect the bridge and rail tracks.

Freshtruth:
May Ogun strike this Buhari so Buhari just decide to suffer Nigerians for 8good years if this country is a sane nation Buhari deserve to be stone to death.
Borrowing for good 8yrs
Four years treatment spent in London
Hermens killing on the rampant

If na Egypt or ivory coast I swear revolution for happen

favor914:
Get lost, Empty Barrel.

Arrewa:
Nice one!

Igbos and this their instigation strategy!!

We northerners are not expecting much from Tinubu!!

We have rule and have full enjoyed power to the fullest!

It's now the turn of the Yorubas to enjoy, after they're turn they pass the blunt back to it original owners!! No time!!

With Buharis Administration we have spread wealth all over the north. We have developed our cities and systematically empower millions of northerners!!

It's turn of the Yorubas to enjoy, and we are soldly behind them!

Most of you people don't understand the political framework of Nigeria...

Nigerian politics is so complex, beyond human understanding... It's beyond logical understanding!!

That's why you all keep getting disappointed, regardless of the ethnic figure piloting the affair of the country...

flexxyworld:


“Especially when you define standard, let's live by it” is called what sir?? Also maturity? I leave my peace with you. Have a good one bro.

flexxyworld:


Bros, you lied when you say you don't eat left over, cus what she served you was also left over. Be man enuf to move on or walk away. It's called integrity. Especially when you define standard, let's live by it.

yungzed360:
This is my girl. Our problems are she most times receives calls and chats with lots of guys and she lies to me alot, I've told her severally to stop and always tell me as it is, although I get angry very easily bt it would be better to digest the truth than lies cus it's hurt me a lot. So I've broken up with her many times and she sometimes swear never to come back again. But after a few days or weeks. She will come begging, calling and texting again and then I keep forgiven her.

Below is a screenshots of our most recent quarrels when she came back begging and the reason for the quarrel was she was at my house when another guy called again, and she couldnt tell the guy she was at her boyfriend's house even though the guy kept asking where she went, she only said she went out.

What exactly could be the problem?
Is it me? Is it her? I'm I too over protective or feeling insecure? Please guys what should I do?

solmusdesigns:




That's because Netherland people are honest people, he is safe among them

Common Portable can't walk the street without all sort of begging for money, harrassment, thug attack, Olosho attack, scammers, people that need help for their song, okada rider

Let a woman go to a market like in Yaba, and see how unruly IPOB youth would be drawing her cloths, harrassing her just to patronize them..

"Nna buy from me now,!!!"
"Baby I go do you well check my shop,!!!"


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Addme:

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/06/why-i-sacked-auxiliary-as-pms-boss-makinde-breaks-silence/amp/

SwissMass:
These two people will be good in Nollywood movies

lhordspy:
Who invite am?

Attention seeking clown. Man just like to always be in the news. No wonder his people want to turn the Court house into Big Brother Naija season 10.

lonecatt:
I wont be surprised if mompha contest for president in the future if tinubu can.

RedNeck1:
How can you justify slapping a police man on Uniforms. If it was in the US he would probably be where Dagrin and 2pac is because that police man would have shot him in self defense