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Crime / Re: Ijede: Burglars Are On Rampage In Ikorodu Community by Spain007(m): 9:51am On Jan 27


Xmas/New year celebrations are over.

Crime rate is back to 99%.

I’m sure you understand this.

80% of the crimes home and abroad are committed by the ***** because they can do anything including selling their parents just to make money and brag.

Na Seun and Nairaland dey give una immunity because of the endangered species you are if not, we for don put una for where una belong tey tey

EMILOKÀN slave spotted

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Crime / Re: Moment Nigerian Soldiers Rescued Kidnapped Victims In Abuja (Pics/Video) by Spain007(m): 6:39pm On Jan 19
They will still vote apc in 2027

It's beyond imagination bro....
And tunubu dollar @ 1370.

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Romance / Re: Can You Marry An Ex Hook Up Girl If She Changed? by Spain007(m): 11:15pm On Dec 22, 2023
I can never do that bcs aboki can never do without a kettle

Even at times na alcohol dey inside the kettle...

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Fashion / Re: Is This Fashion Or Madness (see Photo) by Spain007(m): 1:38pm On Oct 25, 2023
One of the Daughter of iniquities
Politics / Re: Sunday Igboho Jets Out To Germany - Picture by Spain007(m): 2:43pm On Oct 10, 2023
He didn't disappear since all these years

Ewedu failed him
Food / Re: See Where Ogbono Comes From by Spain007(m): 3:20pm On Aug 25, 2023
I don't eat that shit called ogbono soup mehn

Politics / Re: Hunger Is Killing Us – Tinubu's Supporter Prostrates, Begs President For Help by Spain007(m): 10:56am On Aug 25, 2023

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Family / Re: Those Who Drank From This Refrigerator Are Legends.. by Spain007(m): 12:59am On Aug 24, 2023

I used to use it whenever we went for holiday at grandma’s place. It was located close to where she kept her soup pot so whenever I stole from her clayish soup pot, I would branch at this African refrigerator’s side to drink some water to step down the meat I just stole from the pot.


Jagaban style
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Never Initiates Sex But Still Complains She's Not Getting Enough by Spain007(m): 2:05pm On Aug 22, 2023

That's because you are not Banging her Well. sad

Buy Olive Oil.

Before Pour some on the Veejay for Lubrication
and you take Action Bitters and Bitter Kola before the Fucck. cool smiley

The Next time she sees you, She will hold your Preek in public. shocked cheesy

No wonder men dey die on top puna,imagine Action bitters and bitter cola,ur kidney don suffer


Politics / Re: Diesel Price Hits N950/Litre, Manufacturers Fear Shutdowns, Job Losses by Spain007(m): 7:42am On Aug 15, 2023
The new diesel price of 950 will favour me and my family.

Na their national anthem


Politics / Re: Petrol: Lagos Fuel Stations Shut Down Over Speculation Of Pump Price Hike by Spain007(m): 10:53pm On Aug 14, 2023
He never grind beans and una don dey smell moimoi wink

Na EWEDU them dey smell


Travel / Re: Kindly Share Your Late Night Driving Experience Here by Spain007(m): 3:10am On Aug 05, 2023
Where I come from, (Edo state) we don’t drive at night. We fly instead.

Saves alot of fuel
Politics / Re: Alleged Terrorism: Court Refuses Frederick Nwajagu's Bail Application by Spain007(m): 6:41pm On Jul 28, 2023
They needed to be taught a lesson awon omo irankiran

Iwo ati awon babanlaku baba e ni IRANKIRAN.
Olori ibu
Health / Re: How To Remove This From My Teeth by Spain007(m): 2:42pm On Jul 14, 2023
Got a chipped tooth about ten years ago, and those brown stain have cover the chipped parts ever since.

They don't bother me in any other way, except that I love grooming myself and those stains irritates me.

Is it possible to be removed? Or, can a dentist file that part off and make it more even without the stain?

Use smooth sandpaper to scrup it with ease,then rinse mouth with water.
Note that I brush my teeth 2 to three times daily cause I hate it when plaques started building up after eating. But those stains have remained.

And I be fine boy fa. I no want make that stain dey there.
Politics / Re: Former President Buhari Spotted Taking A Walk Around His Hometown Daura (Video) by Spain007(m): 9:38am On Jul 13, 2023
A very patient dog we have..
Travel / Re: Lagos State Task Force Clears Oshodi Railway Track, Apongbon Under Bridge, Etc. by Spain007(m): 3:09am On Jul 11, 2023
They should use electric fences to protect the bridge and rail tracks.

Lol....did you just mentioned Electric (NEPA)?
Politics / Re: “I Don’t Want To Be Disturbed With Any Probe”, Buhari Tells Tinubu In London by Spain007(m): 11:45pm On Jun 27, 2023
May Ogun strike this Buhari sad so Buhari just decide to suffer Nigerians for 8good years if this country is a sane nation Buhari deserve to be stone to death.
Borrowing for good 8yrs
Four years treatment spent in London
Hermens killing on the rampant

If na Egypt or ivory coast I swear revolution for happen

For mentioning ivory coast, you're on point bro.....ivoiriens doesn't take shit at all.

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Politics / Re: President Macron Welcomes Tinubu To Global Financing Pact Summit In France by Spain007(m): 11:48am On Jun 23, 2023
Get lost, Empty Barrel.
Ur father...in ur life u don't compare aboki to okoro... idiot
Politics / Re: President Macron Welcomes Tinubu To Global Financing Pact Summit In France by Spain007(m): 8:45am On Jun 23, 2023
Nice one!

Igbos and this their instigation strategy!!

We northerners are not expecting much from Tinubu!!

We have rule and have full enjoyed power to the fullest!

It's now the turn of the Yorubas to enjoy, after they're turn they pass the blunt back to it original owners!! No time!!

With Buharis Administration we have spread wealth all over the north. We have developed our cities and systematically empower millions of northerners!!

It's turn of the Yorubas to enjoy, and we are soldly behind them!

Most of you people don't understand the political framework of Nigeria...

Nigerian politics is so complex, beyond human understanding... It's beyond logical understanding!!

That's why you all keep getting disappointed, regardless of the ethnic figure piloting the affair of the country...

Mumu talk .... Go oyigbo and see thousands of ur aboki brothers with big king size tray and kettle, littered everywhere and begging to survive,yet you claim bubu fixed north.
Note...no matter how tough Nigeria becomes,an average Igbo man takes the lead in survival.


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Romance / Re: The First Red Flag You Saw In Your Relationship And Know It Will Not Last. by Spain007(m): 7:48pm On Jun 16, 2023

“Especially when you define standard, let's live by it” is called what sir?? Also maturity? I leave my peace with you. Have a good one bro.

Romance / Re: The First Red Flag You Saw In Your Relationship And Know It Will Not Last. by Spain007(m): 8:46pm On Jun 15, 2023

Bros, you lied when you say you don't eat left over, cus what she served you was also left over. Be man enuf to move on or walk away. It's called integrity. Especially when you define standard, let's live by it.
Be man enuf to move on or walk away. It's called MATURITY not INTEGRITY.
Family / Re: My Girl Is Stressing Me. What Should I Do Please? (photo) by Spain007(m): 12:48pm On Jun 09, 2023
This is my girl. Our problems are she most times receives calls and chats with lots of guys and she lies to me alot, I've told her severally to stop and always tell me as it is, although I get angry very easily bt it would be better to digest the truth than lies cus it's hurt me a lot. So I've broken up with her many times and she sometimes swear never to come back again. But after a few days or weeks. She will come begging, calling and texting again and then I keep forgiven her.

Below is a screenshots of our most recent quarrels when she came back begging and the reason for the quarrel was she was at my house when another guy called again, and she couldnt tell the guy she was at her boyfriend's house even though the guy kept asking where she went, she only said she went out.

What exactly could be the problem?
Is it me? Is it her? I'm I too over protective or feeling insecure? Please guys what should I do?

Just dey play....u will soon be saved fufu for breakfast
Travel / Re: Nigerian Lady Meets & Walks With The PM Of Netherlands On Her Way To Work (Vid) by Spain007(m): 6:22pm On Jun 07, 2023

That's because Netherland people are honest people, he is safe among them

Common Portable can't walk the street without all sort of begging for money, harrassment, thug attack, Olosho attack, scammers, people that need help for their song, okada rider

Let a woman go to a market like in Yaba, and see how unruly IPOB youth would be drawing her cloths, harrassing her just to patronize them..

"Nna buy from me now,!!!"
"Baby I go do you well check my shop,!!!"


You been dey make sense before mosquito bite you.

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Politics / Re: Why I Sacked Auxiliary - Seyi Makinde by Spain007(m): 9:00am On Jun 05, 2023
Politics / Re: NNPC Confirms Increase In Pump Price Of Fuel, Releases Statement by Spain007(m): 11:14pm On May 31, 2023
maybe it's because you did not vote for APC, those who did in my area are buying 5ltr rubber for #500
just identify yourself by holding a broom.
Politics / Re: The Moment Datti Ahmed Opened Car Door For Peter Obi (Video) by Spain007(m): 11:06pm On May 31, 2023
These two people will be good in Nollywood movies

No worry...the real film just start
Politics / Re: Commissioning Of Dangote Refinery: Peter Obi Arrives Lagos by Spain007(m): 2:35pm On May 22, 2023
Who invite am?

Attention seeking clown. Man just like to always be in the news. No wonder his people want to turn the Court house into Big Brother Naija season 10.

Big brother house with apapa ur uncle
Crime / Re: EFCC Re-arrests Mompha by Spain007(m): 8:31pm On May 15, 2023
I wont be surprised if mompha contest for president in the future if tinubu can.

hushpuppy as Vice
Celebrities / Re: I Will Co-operate Fully With The Investigation - Seun Kuti by Spain007(m): 10:08am On May 14, 2023
How can you justify slapping a police man on Uniforms. If it was in the US he would probably be where Dagrin and 2pac is because that police man would have shot him in self defense

We're quick to always compare Nigeria to USA as if we are matched...
Cotonou is a stone throw,such can never happen.

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