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Felimax:
Tinubu you are a goner!



I have more than enough of this to give to any idiot that will mention me.

If you are not Tinubu and you mention me may this rope be your portion this year.

Stay your sorry azz out of my mention.

Dear seun. Kindly look into this guy's case. He is using bots.
Thanks.

Deltafirstson:
https://dailytrust.com/breaking-fuel-scarcity-naira-redesign-are-plans-to-scuttle-elections-tinubu/

The kind of war that is about to break out among these politicians will be so bloody. Kai! My country people, prepare for the worst.

Deltafirstson:
https://dailytrust.com/breaking-fuel-scarcity-naira-redesign-are-plans-to-scuttle-elections-tinubu/

Thank God baba Emile O'Corn himself is now aware of what the Fulanis have planned and are still planning. When I was trying to tell that thoughtless tout on this forum that Buhari and his Fulani compatriots, the North in general, are against Emile O'Corn, he was flexing his jaws.
Who approved naira redesign? Bubu!
Who is creating artificial scarcity of fuel? Fulanis at the helms of affair. Seunmsg! Toh, over to you. Pray to God to give you the power of foresight and discernment because you lack both.

seunmsg:
This is so sad.

Brooooooom brooooooom broom

Jennyclay:
Nigerians don't deserve to get loans from banks, loan apps or friends. I don't borrow nigerians money. God forbid!

I don't have strength to be chasing after you for my money.

The most annoying thing with Nigerians is that.... If you drag them too much for your own money, they would fight you and tell you to do your worse, that they won't pay!

Nigerians are terrible people! Shior!

Madam, streamline your accusations to the most aggressive and arrogant people in Nigeria. They rent your house, wahala. You are their co-tenant, kasala. They sell something to you, problem. You sell something to them, gbege. They come borrow money from you, issue!

gimakon:
After insulting them, all of a sudden, they owe you votes?
Any day u learn to bring pride down, Talk to the Igbos. They are wealthy and the same pride you get , them get. Everyone be governor and president for Igbo Land.

Onye n'amaghi ihe.

Oga, speaking about pride, the Igbos are the worst. That's why others hardly like them.

Naijalarry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvshLO8s2i8



Source- https://gazettengr.com/igbos-owe-me-votes-peter-obi-is-my-tenant-in-lagos-tinubu-says/

This entitled mentality of Tinubu is really a cause to worry about. He sees the presidency as a reward and not an opportunity to serve and improve lives. This guy will become landlord of Nigeria and choke the life out of everyone.

Candidlady:
@bolded


Most times iwonder what you ladies are doing with these men

Question begging answer!

Candidlady:
Sicko


HMU when he is as handsome and wealthy as those from our tribe

The most unproductive, pillaging, pilfering, wicked, deceptive, bigoted, evil, thieving, dangerous, murderous and archaic tribe in Nigeria. We all know them. They use the common wealth to enrich themselves, moving in in droves from all over the savannah of Africa. They have the largest population of mongrels as they are constantly trying to mix in with other tribes so as to use subterfuge to take over their territories. They have spawned with Berbers, Phoenicians, Ethiopians, Somalis, Shuwa, Negros consisting of Igbos, Yoruba, Hausa, Kanuris, Benins etc trying to polute these peoples' lineage and ancestry with their own blood. All in a bid to take over and dominate and steal and appropriate. Who their handsome EPP?

Candidlady:
Abuja

Abuja is a state. Hmmm. This is news.

Candidlady:
Akwa people can’t be on this your ideology

The future is on this your ideology!

Candidlady:
So the truth is now seen as format ko

The future is ko!

babaolofin:
A naira land user - Spandau has no job other than to check number of likes.
He has forgotten that only intelligently lazy person and social media youths are after clicking of likes.

Spandau does not see the usage of BOT when the traders are using BOT. He pretends he is in his shade at the market selling.

Hmmm. We see all manner of knives at the death of an elephant.

Hmmm. Comments like this occur when the owner has abused a substance that has altered his state of consciousness.

Hmmm. If you use bots( which you obviously do , judging from your mention) Seun will come after you. You cannot destroy this forum for us.

seunmsg:
No matter how difficult the problem is, Asiwaju will settle it. We all saw how he settled the crisis in Adamawa and Cross River APC. He will settle the crisis in Abia.

Baalablu!
Blublu!
Bulaba!

Candidlady:

The future is

Welcome back from the trip. How is Alhaji? party is not a good thing o.

Jakumo:
No let me fess today here o. You be yanga man when never put head enter bush before. Abi you tink say Ajegunle na really jungle?

Make I explain am for you. Shakagbula cap gun get double setting for dat hammer. If you pull dat hamma for first setting, di gun nogo answer if you press him blokkos, BUT if dem take hand pull dat hamma go back finish, and den press di gun blokkos, na one time di gun go halla GBOSAAAA, come throway big white smoke yakataaaaa.

Our local gun no get safety pass dat one of hamma setting 1 and 2. Anoda ting be say dat blokkos of gun when oyibo dem dey call am trigger, e get as e be for local gun o, because dat trigger no get cover like oyibo barrel gun, when e be say anything when mistake touch dat trigger go make dat gun answer, so far dat hamma dey for final back setting,

Guy, I sabi Dane gun Wella! I still repeat that the story na lie. If the gun is not cocked, the hammer of the Dane gun will not hit the primer.

Jakumo:
Na so. Hunter dog sabi shoot gun no be small ting.

Make I nak una one 'tory how de ting happen for Obodo Nigeria. One hunter dog when dem dey call am Bingo, been follow him Oga go for bush one day to find meat.

Now, as Bingo been dey wakka for inside bush, na so him come take leg mash one iron trap when dem bury for inside ground, take san-sand cover am to take am cash rat or grasscutter.

As Bingo putu leg for dat trap, na so the ting hold am for leg KPAMM ! No only to begin dey shout na him remain for Bingo as de trap hold am for leg like for where ashawo toto been dey hold blokkos of customer when no gree pay.

Bingo him Oga dey front, before he come begin dey hear how as Bingo begin dey shout "awoooo!, awooooooo!" say make him oga take know say water don pass garri for inside bush today o.

Na so Bingo him oga come begin dey trace Bingo for where him dey halla "awoooooo!, awooooo!", until the time when he come take korro-korro eye for where see him dog dey fight for inside trap gbudu-gbudu-gbudu, and still yet no fiti commot because dat trap hol am well-well for leg, no be small ting my broda.

The hunter see say as Bingo dey fight so, if him mistake go take hand near am, Bingo for bite am because of how suffferment don make Bingo run mad.

Na from there the hunter come get one idea say make him kukuma take the yansh of him shakabgula cap gun, take am press the trap when e be say Bingo go come fiti see chance commot for the trap sharp teeth when hold am for leg.

Na for where the hunter dey take him gun yansh press dat trap, na him Bingo sef dey take him hand dey fight gbidi-gbidi-gbidi to commot for the trap by force. As the hunter mumu reach, he forget hinsef come let the MOUTH of him gun face him own belle, for where him dey take the gun yansh press dat trap make Bingo see chance commot.

Anyway, make dis tory no dey too long, as Bingo dey take hand fight near that gun yansh when hunter take am press dat trap, na so Bingo hand come go mistake press dat gun blokkos, when e be say the gun just answer one-time GBOSAAAAAAAA! come throway plenty smoke go for up Wuuuuuuuyakataaaa. As the gun answer, na so all the bullet when dey inside come shoot dat hunter for belle, kill am one time.

So, my fellow kwantirimans, na so de ting happen dat day when Bingo take gun go kill hin oga for inside bush. Na run Bingo run go dat day. Till tomorrow dem never see him leg for dat town again.

God breast Nigeria. Make una fear dog o. Because dem sabi shoot gun no be small ting.

Oga, na lie. Trigger no de press if una no cock gun. If you the hammer no pull back, e no fit strike primer. Na lie.

Candidlady:
Serves you right


For all the times you promised people on here only to shatter their dreams

The future serves you right

Candidlady:
Very ugly hand


The yam looks doper than the hand holding it

The future is yams looking doper than the hand holding it.

Cannibalism is in the North. Fulanis are known to drink human blood though.

ahnie:
I was taking a stroll yesterday when I saw this old mama selling this tubers of yam yesterday at cable point junction,close to cable market.

I priced #1400 per tubers but mama no gree shift grounds,she insisted it goes for #1500 per tuber,so I took 2 tubers.

When I m less busy I would use it to prepare ukodo,ripe plantain and meat/catfish meal as prepared by gloryhomemaker.

Nigeria is experiencing famine. It's just that people are too stupid to realize this.

seunmsg:
This judgement changes nothing. The rerun will be conducted immediately and Alia will remain the candidate of the part. Nothing is going to stop Alia from winning Benue state election.

According to a popular presidential aspirant, " change the so called yaboo, Yahoo boys into experts in manufacturing chips Dagrin, Dazu, Dagragra Da!".

shuttox:
Bauchi Youths destroy APC posters at apc rally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ_OB9e5ac0

Toh! Seunmsg, over to you. You see why many of us just laugh at you when you make your silly political conjectures? Ehn, Bauchi is Buhari 's stronghold,yen,yen,yen,yen. He will hand over Bauchi to Tinubu. Yinmu. So in your ogogoro sodded brain, Buhari is supporting Tinubu over another Fulani? Yinmu!

seunmsg:
They are more concerned about the development of Lagos state than Enugu. I won’t blame them though. I mean, who will want to waste time and resources developing a place where they can’t even go out on Monday without being beheaded?

Yinmu!

ryloy:

God Bless President Buhari
God Bless Incoming President Bola Tinubu
God Bless Gov Sanwo-Olu

God Bless Lagos State
God Bless Federal Republic of Nigeria

You mean in coming president Shetimma

seunmsg:
Jonathan was president for about six years and Igbos were the bedrock of his government. So, why did the Jonathan administration refuse to dredge the River Niger?

Go and ask GEJ naa! Wetin una de wait for? Money for transport?

seunmsg:
Buhari’s presence in Bauchi is very important and strategic. Bauchi is a Buhari state so his endorsement will go a long way in helping the party.

Yinmu!

O o ni se o!

seunmsg:
The battle for Sokoto is real. Wamako is doing everything possible to win the state. With the Jarman Sokoto, Umaru Kwabo now in APC, I expect more defection to the party. APC looking really good to flip Sokoto state.

Yinmu!

O like wahala Sha.

trutharena:
Who are those fighting for Biafra?

The killers clearly said in the video that they are fighting for Biafra and want their own country.

They even threatened Hope and other politicians in the video.

All na format. The politicians are behind this. This is what they do best.

treesun:
https://punchng.com/breaking-gunmen-behead-imo-lg-boss-after-collecting-ransom/

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7533807/christopher-ohizu-gunmen-kidnap-chairman#up

Our Eastern blothers are ās brutal as their Fulani counterpart. It's only that while Fulanis are killing everybody, the igbos are killing themselves. I have always said it that Igbos and Fulanis are siblings.

ogododo:
Source: https://thewhistler.ng/exclusive-tinubu-cant-hold-a-tea-cup-najaatu-muhammad-gives-reasons-why-apc-candidate-must-not-be-president-in-explosive-interview-with-the-whistler/


Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7535107/tinubu-campaign-director-najatu-mohammed

Toh! Seunmsg, over to you for "debunkification" and commentaries.

Angrygoat:
They are poor. Run away. See the wretched house. Not even apples or juice. Your gf family are poor and im sure they must be afonjas.

Angrygoat you are indeed. Your moniker really resonates.

Kayberg:
Mmm…
Well, come to think of it.
What if that was what she could afford at that time?
You never can tell… unless you know she could have done better.

Is she supposed to provide a whole roasted goat and a huge mound of pounded yam and a large bowl of soup before you know that she is bucks up?