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RomanceRe: Men, A Good Woman Is A Good Woman. by Spandau: 2:31pm On Jan 31, 2023
Candidlady:
That monkey above.. All these men and senselessness
The future is that monkey above!
RomanceRe: Men, A Good Woman Is A Good Woman. by Spandau: 2:31pm On Jan 31, 2023
Candidlady:
Another waste and fruitless being just quoted his fellow dumbo
The future is dumbo!
RomanceRe: Men, What Will You Do If You Were A Woman For A Day? by Spandau: 2:30pm On Jan 31, 2023
Candidlady:
Zonefree


We need you here




Tueh

And this one too thinks he is a man
The future thinks it is a man!
RomanceRe: Serious Relationship (marriage) by Spandau: 2:29pm On Jan 31, 2023
Candidlady:
Are you really serious ?

Ireally need love in my life rn
After all those dirty ass, goro chewing, public funds pilfering, plenty of wives and children, antelope perfume wearing, no plans for tomorrow, just steal public funds Alhajis!
RomanceRe: Men, What Will You Do If You Were A Woman For A Day? by Spandau: 2:26pm On Jan 31, 2023
Candidlady:
Wtf
Wtf future!
RomanceRe: Serious Relationship (marriage) by Spandau: 2:26pm On Jan 31, 2023
Candidlady:
Ineed all the types of love
The future ain't giving you anything!
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Will You Do If You Were A Man For A Day? by Spandau: 2:25pm On Jan 31, 2023
Candidlady:
If ihad the chance to be a man for a day I'd hope and pray idont come with a dvck..

That withered stick make these men think less!!!
The future is given a chance to be a man.
PoliticsRe: This Warship Was Built By The Nigerian Navy by Spandau: 2:29am On Jan 31, 2023
ScamHunter:
War boat MTB
Can we see it in action please?
For Nigeria to build something and give it an Igbo name. Are you thinking woram thinking?

Igbo amaka
Igbo Suliya
CrimeRe: Man Kills Neighbour In Ogun, Joins Sympathizers To Search For Corpse (Graphic Pi by Spandau: 9:36pm On Jan 30, 2023
Khd95:
tho it happened in an afonja region,but the names arent afonja...more like igbo nd calabar


abi afonja don dey bear roland and udom grin grin
Help me ask them o.
CrimeRe: Man Kills Neighbour In Ogun, Joins Sympathizers To Search For Corpse (Graphic Pi by Spandau: 9:35pm On Jan 30, 2023
Itzsammy:
grin
Afonjas and skull mining together with bone laceration, all work hand in hand, like buhari n corruption.... I don't know y this pple can't stop hacking down themselves.

Instead of them to hack nairaland and tk over power from Seun and other mods, all they do is to hack human being...

Seun, lalasticlala, abeg go n carry ur people .
You deserve to be caned. So Patrick Udom, Happy Patrick and Roland are Yoruba names ? You're sick upstairs.
CrimeRe: Man Kills Neighbour In Ogun, Joins Sympathizers To Search For Corpse (Graphic Pi by Spandau: 9:31pm On Jan 30, 2023
EzendiEgo1:


Foolish Nigerians

This is what you will be seeing in lipsrsealed lipsrsealed land

They are from yoruba abi
So in your silly mind, Udom is a Yoruba name, àbí? Yoruba dé bear Happy Patrick? You are a silly fellow
PoliticsRe: 3 Police Officers Killed As Gunmen Attack Ebonyi/Enugu Border Checkpoint by Spandau: 7:56pm On Jan 30, 2023
sukkot:
well at this point only GOD can stop emile o corn. and if GOD does not stop him he will be the president but i believe he would be divinely guided by higher powers and the counntry would turn around and nigeria will within the next 4 years be added to the league of superpowers on the globe. as for Atiku there is zero percent chance of him entering. as for peter obi, there is like 6 percent chance of him entering
Oga o
BusinessRe: Jaiz Bank Dispensing New Naira Notes, Refuses To Sell To The Rich; Twitter Users by Spandau: 7:04pm On Jan 30, 2023
BRATISLAVA:
You will be surprised at the color of stupidity in sets of people when they believe bank performance is due to religion.

Why should religions have banks separate from other citizens, though? Does this mean that money has a religion? Or perhaps certain people cannot touch certain money due to religion?
I wonder o
PoliticsRe: 3 Police Officers Killed As Gunmen Attack Ebonyi/Enugu Border Checkpoint by Spandau: 6:58pm On Jan 30, 2023
grin
sukkot:
i know but granuts sounds funnier grin

its comedy my friend
It sure does.
So,my friend, what are your projections for this coming election and for Nigeria as a polity? Is Emile O'Corn? Atiku? Pitobi? Or the what exactly. Do you see Nigeria existing after February?
PoliticsRe: Muhammadu Buhari 3-Layer Interchange In Hotoro Kano State, Commissioned by Spandau: 6:56pm On Jan 30, 2023
yashau:
Ganduje is one of the best governor we have in Nigeria as of today forget about his dollars bribery video, God bless Kano and God bless Federal Republic of Nigeria 🇳🇬 😳
You guys get easily impressed by everything. There should be nothing special about this project, if not that Nigerians have a slave mentality
PoliticsRe: 3 Police Officers Killed As Gunmen Attack Ebonyi/Enugu Border Checkpoint by Spandau: 6:52pm On Jan 30, 2023
sukkot:
shocked simon granuts
Groundnuts,my friend. Groundnuts.
BusinessRe: Jaiz Bank Dispensing New Naira Notes, Refuses To Sell To The Rich; Twitter Users by Spandau: 6:47pm On Jan 30, 2023
nlfpmod:
Many Twitter users are saying that Jaiz bank is distributing the new Naira notes through ATMs. See some tweets below:

Herfizou wrote:


https://twitter.com/Herfizou/status/1619935815991439361?s=20&t=_SsmqJnu7TTYoV3N-qjtGw

Dr Tosan Harriman:


https://twitter.com/TosanHarrimanDr/status/1620041788198354945?s=20&t=_SsmqJnu7TTYoV3N-qjtGw

David Offor:


https://twitter.com/DavidsOffor/status/1619951639951212544?s=20&t=_SsmqJnu7TTYoV3N-qjtGw

CryptoAndor:


https://twitter.com/Cryptoandor/status/1619918415145340930?s=20&t=_SsmqJnu7TTYoV3N-qjtGw

Halal Akhi:


https://twitter.com/Pengpappi_xo/status/1620034142204497920?s=20&t=_SsmqJnu7TTYoV3N-qjtGw[/quote]Guy,guy,guy, see, there is no single bank in Nigeria owned by any Christian organization. That there are banks that call themselves Islamic doesn't mean there must automatically be banks calling themselves christian. What you should advocate for is for Christian bodies to liaise to also form banks that will cater for masses.
HealthRe: My Son Has Chickenpox. What Must Have Caused It? by Spandau: 4:52pm On Jan 30, 2023
MaryAye:
I recently noticed my boy complaining of itching on his back. When I checked I noticed is boil. I quickly googled it and found out is chickenpox.

I took him to a chemist and it was diagnosed as one. Please house what must have caused it?

Picture attached.

Viewer discretion
Too much chicken in his diet.
PoliticsRe: Diezani Moves To Recover Seized Assets, Applies To Court by Spandau: 3:24pm On Jan 30, 2023
JasonScoolari:
You said nothing but the truth my bro.

If the useless Tinubu is a "saint", so is the beautiful Dieziani
Beautiful my foot. Frogeye, eyeskongba! So it has become a competition of who steals more. All the same, Obi will not be president and you will wail as usual.
PoliticsRe: Diezani Moves To Recover Seized Assets, Applies To Court by Spandau: 3:20pm On Jan 30, 2023
KingsCity:
Crooked Western Media
Obi will not be president. Period!
PoliticsRe: Diezani Moves To Recover Seized Assets, Applies To Court by Spandau: 3:19pm On Jan 30, 2023
Asgard13:
Yoruba media use her shine .. since they can’t get to Gej .. and attempt to get to patience no work..
she became their escape goat..

After 3 first years of haunt.. na only dem tire .. gradually she will recover all

But let’s be honest..

Anything she loot .. be like ant to present looters in this administration.

Abi no be here.. we see bullion van dey enter house
Na still here we see plane load with cash.. so tey e know gree fly😹
Na still here person wey no get job proudly admit he get money pass a state .. for Nigeria
Na still here .. a boy wey no get job .. the crash 250 million bike ..
no body cough..

Apc and dia Yoruba media use propaganda ruin Nigeria .. even before the main economy.

Me no hold brief for mama..

But we all don see how everything end

Who Dey talk fight corruption again for Apc ?
Attack Yoruba all you want. Obi can never be president!
PoliticsRe: Diezani Moves To Recover Seized Assets, Applies To Court by Spandau: 3:17pm On Jan 30, 2023
KingsCity:
Good

This woman was very successful before she became minister, a director in Shell

You can’t just seize all her assets as if she had nothing before becoming a Minister
Well, that's what you get when you are a kleptomaniac. A relentless thief she is. Now she wants to fight back. Very wicked woman.
PoliticsRe: Diezani Moves To Recover Seized Assets, Applies To Court by Spandau: 3:13pm On Jan 30, 2023
Honourable1901:
If it's not wickedness , should this woman even show face
I bow o
PoliticsRe: Diezani Moves To Recover Seized Assets, Applies To Court by Spandau: 3:11pm On Jan 30, 2023
RZArecta:
prove that she is a thief
So because Buhari is almost leaving, she thinks she can play a fast one. Yinmu. Shebi she claims to have cancer? She will never get back those fraudulently acquired properties.
RomanceRe: I Love Her But She bleeps Around by Spandau: 2:33pm On Jan 30, 2023
Candidlady:
Men are so confused aswear

You know she sleeps around but deep you still wanna keep her without feeling jealous..

Please wife her then come back here to cry how you wifed a girlfriend

Mumu men
The future knows she sleeps around. Shebi you have your own Alhajis.
RomanceRe: I Love Her But She bleeps Around by Spandau: 2:29pm On Jan 30, 2023
Candidlady:
Igot the right to call you mumu .. You bloody yaro.. Your dad mumu and the man who gave birth to the unfortunate dad that gave birth to a son who wanna be stewpid and unfortunate this sweet Monday morning Mumu

Seems you wanna be stewpid this morning ba
Well, the future wanna be soupid this morning ba.
RomanceRe: I Love Her But She bleeps Around by Spandau: 2:27pm On Jan 30, 2023
Candidlady:
Cos yuMen like that dunce callmetrinity won't just have sense...

The eediots jumping from one to another like the zombie he is
The future is jumping from one to another like zombie.
RomanceRe: I Love Her But She bleeps Around by Spandau: 2:26pm On Jan 30, 2023
Candidlady:
You won't use me to kill boredom... Not today yaro


kuna buƙatar taimako
The future is not today taro.
Bukatar kee you there.
RomanceRe: My Husband Is Cheating On Me by Spandau: 5:35am On Jan 30, 2023
Candidlady:
Deep his hands in red paint or palm oil

Rubbish you are just looking for a way to justifiy the crazy thoughts going through your head bout your boss

https://www.nairaland.com/7519162/boss-interested-me
The future is dipped, no.......deeped hands in red paint or palm oil.
FoodRe: See The Tiny Catfish I Bought 2000 Naira This Morning. by Spandau: 12:21am On Jan 30, 2023
Candidlady:
Nice
Dbanj.
FoodRe: See The Tiny Catfish I Bought 2000 Naira This Morning. by Spandau: 8:10pm On Jan 29, 2023
ahnie:
The tiny catfish I bought this morning to prepare catfish stew.
Cc
Dominique
Nlfpmod
Lalasticlala.
Must you eat catfish? See how they packed fingerlings and juveniles give you. How you wan take enjoy this one now? Na by force?
FoodRe: See The Tiny Catfish I Bought 2000 Naira This Morning. by Spandau: 8:08pm On Jan 29, 2023
Candidlady:
sad
The future is sad

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