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Pls which school is in the certificate. Somebody should get the school or exam center name lets go over there and ask question. Thats if they have not being bribed.

Fe2018:
Cool...then move along sir


And Sparkle6 idk who or what you are talking about.

If you want to know the the truth then My Advice is:
1. Go to google search and type in " Download This is Nigeria by Falz mp3" without quotes.
2. Get a fresh set of headphone and plug it in your phone. Make sure to tune it to the highest volume.
3. Open a fresh tab in your browser and search for the lyrics.
4. Play the music and follow up with the music.
You can come back for interpretation if you still dont understand.
5. Now, if you can deal with that, go ahead with the relationship but if not dissolve to infinity now while you still can.

Fe2018:
Lol touché. Guess you just have to trust that I’m real ;-)

It took a lot of courage for me to come here and ask for advice. It seemed to be the perfect place to do so!

And you just registered today?
You Must be lai mohammed's daughter?

bujebudanu1:
I believe the op is real Sha.
Her English is fluent with no short words and slangs

And so? I fit write mine like that. Na just time to write when shortcut dey.

And you are a male but your monika says female. Am not forgiving again.

Something is telling me that Op went to Lai mohammed school of technology.

Fools have taken over the church

YoungLionken:
"When you are about to cross the road, look left, look right, and look left again" What they taught us in primary school then...

What? Whoever taught u that needs a re-orientation. In this Nigeria presently.
I was taught to " Look left, Look right, look left again, Look up for incoming missile, Look sideways for Fulani herdsmen, Look back for Bokoharam then run zig zag across"

Okay i will drop mine.
Back then in ss3 a good friend of mine talked shít behind me to a girl i had no feelings for.
I was introverted then and always on top of the food chain< result things>
so my very stupid friend went and toast a particular girl for me
<all man was dying for the girl>
I didnt ask him to toast o. I didnt ask him to ask.
The monkey went ahead and fed the girl with garbage that i love her, i am having sleepless nite for her, am this... am that.
.
The girl told her amebo friend about it and the amebo as thin as walking stick started gossiping with every one who cared to listen that I cant even toast a girl, but sent my friend to toast on my behalf.
Just look at o!
The straw that broke the camel's back was during break time when everyone was in class,
the amebo friend stepped in front of the class, and ordered for attention that she wants to tell everyone a secret. Meself was anxious to hear it becus i didnt know yet.
And there and then in my very before the amebo said every thing and of course added Maggi and salt to taste.
Every one laughed esp one girl that tried to be my friend but failed,
she laughed the loudest.
I was so embrassed, i wished the ground swallows me up.
i ran out of the class and hid at the refuse dump. Nna smell wan kee me there! I managed to hang on till school dismissed, and jejely took my bag and ran home.
The next day to enter class dey fear me. Every1 giving me that " So you been dey eye that babe " kind of look.
Fear ladies dey can destroy a man within 30 seconds.

oluwaseyi000:
I av this very tight friend (a girl ) in secondary school, very close, no dating and no intention to date. She got pregnant and the whole school believe I'm responsible, even both her mum and my mum believe so, even after she told her mum and my mum I'm not, they still didn't believe to the extent that my mum said she is willing to accept her grand child that she must not carry it and give another man or abort (see me see trouble), thank goodness the man responsible (way older) didn't deny. The unexplainable thing is even within this drama/scandal we still remain even closer and i remember protecting her from junior students bully and i was so tensed on the day she delivered, up till now a part of her mum wish i am the one [bold]because the guy responsible is completely irresponsible[/bold]

I like that part.

Amakababe:
in the uni 2 years ago, a stupid girl starting rumors that I was lesbian. that I was giving her signs and want to sleep with her. me, I was just being friendly ooo.
people were then staring at me with disgust when I left the hostel and stuff like that.. sha wetin concern me, I don pass the useless bitch and all those spreading the rumors.
guys wey I don fûck and my close female friends know say I can't be a lesbo.
see ehn in life, people would always have different opinon of you, just ignore. sigh.
I learnt my lesson to stop being friendly or smiling to strangers, I just ignore people and mind my biz bfre another rumor start.
I'll still have my revenge on her tho by kidnapping and torturing the bitch.

Your monika says it all. AMAKA.

What the heck that aint a REAL white man na? This is an expired white man take note Nlanders

Who says money aint good?
Hey! This is Money, Cash, Ego, Ojomma...
Pls what is money called in Yoruba and hausa quote me sharp sharp, lemme add it there.

mrjaydee:
Smooth ride..I will buy 2 when I can afford it. One for me one for my wife. Black and white

Wake up bro!

allthingsgood:
what have u said now
IMN hates buhari
Your noise is irrelevant

Noted. Now get off ma case pal.

Keep quiet! Imn or whatever.
Its either Bullhari is voted out or he is voted out.
Either way he still leaves.

IamPlato:
...

That Thing Is Loaded With Shiit

So your own shiit is on your bum instead of the large intestines? As in the fat in the buttocks is shiit? Am not understanding you guys.
That means we all got smelly shit lapped to our backside.
Its faaaat! Not Shiit!

Pls which one is sharia law again? I thought we have the supreme court?

IamPlato:
...

The Man Is Foolish!


Cart Pushers have Nothing To Loose since they Already Looks Like Pigs

Rip Englesh.

ogtavia:
Ojukwu ran like a coward. A glory greater than Mandela's awaited him if only he could stand the momentary arrest. If the Nigerian government had killed Ojukwu then, probably Nigeria would have ceased existing by now.

*Proverbs for thought*
Those who Fight and run away will live to fight another day.
Nani Osisi ka aga asi na aga egbu ya o kwuru ebe ahu na ele soo anya.
*
Its only a tree that stands its ground when threatened with death.

JFT24:
there is nothing wrong with his formation and tactics today. They only played against a more tactical team and they got served. Case Closed

Got what u mean. But its a matter of coach. Zidane's madrid won 3-1 at super copa and drew 2-2.
But that guy just makes big time mistake using 4-3-3 when he should have capitalised on Messi's absence in Midfield and choke it up with 4-4-2.
Well its done and dusted. Madrid bleeped up big time. I think they deserved to be raped. Make their eyes open small.

Martinez19:
Ronaldo wasn't there.

my man, Real has raped barca 4-0, 5-1 etc its just clasico. You dont win everytime.

teegeealiu:
Is the coach playing the match, are they not the same players that player under Zidane, what changed?

My brother that a team loses is a fault of the coach tacticality and formation. Playing wrong players at wrong position . Using wrong formation against team on the attack.

Chibuzor11:
they are just 1% and you can't say that 1% out weights 99%.

hahaha where did you get that stuff from. Was a standard survey done?