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LaiveNg:
This one is serious...

Am a big fan of brainstorm men.

Am a huge fan of brainstorm. My 80leaves book is filled up with ideas both applicable and futuristic

LaiveNg:
Hello fellow Nairalanders, I am a web developer with over 4 years of experience in the field. I have been developing real web content management systems, sometimes just for fun and sometimes to help small businesses and friends. With my knowledge of frameworks, it has always made things much easier.

However, I am hoping to start an online business of my own but basically I lack ideas of what business to start. Truth is, I need a business that my skills will prove to be useful. I have tried freelancing and all that but it appears it's taking longer than necessary for me to be recognized.

If you have ideas, I'll appreciate if you could share them with me via text since sharing them here will make them public. 07014509524 (No Whatsapp)

I can sell my idea for 10k. With uml, concise diagrammatic representation, future add up features, user interface diagram with photoshop.

My dad is considering setting up a poultry rearing biz.
We will deal with mainly layers.
So guys how profitable is poultry in Nigeria.

Give them an accolade for killing a baby boko haram and beaten up by matured boko haram in their barracks.

tolu4you:
Unfortunately for you, he refunded my money.

G i never wished u bad.
Just wanted u to use your head next time.

Every language is worth what it is meant for.
If it fits you development scope then go ahead and use it.
Getting the job done is the problem not the language or framework.
If( knowJS() == true){
learnNode();
}
else { learnPHP(); }
Use your head now bro.

marsoden:
Keep gallivanting in your mumuism. The first mistake was dignifying you with a reply.

Thanks bro you just showed that my assertions were true.

marsoden:
Stop talking bullshit. The mikkyangel guy has over 900 pages with testimonies from different people and very good deals. That there are scammers on Nairaland doesn't mean that you should label someone you've never done anything with as a scammer.
That's his thread below. Take time and go through it and update your ignorance.


https://www.nairaland.com/1257506/order-ur-goods-via-ebay/946#up

same Dude with a different account. Keep deceiving yourself.

NwaAmaikpe:



I stand to be corrected with facts.
This feast has no biblical origin.

It is a celebration with pagan origins as do most other doctrines of the Catholic Church.
It takes enlightenment to understand that Catholicism is not Christianity.

You havent presented any facts yourself. Just made a vague statement with no back up theory.

Baby hacker.

tolu4you:
I have made a part payment to @mikkyangel for Dell Latitude E6540. Hope I'm safe? Thanks alot

You made a what?
Men your cash is gone.
You could have taken a trip to computer village and get your lappy.
Just a fare of 2k or so.
Men hope you know who you dealing with in an anonymous forum.

TimiRume:
I got to know about admob self click apps not long ago and i took interest. I created a thread(check profile) seeking for help. Among all the handles that decided on helping me create the app with extra benefits, techgeek12 was the only guy that offered to do the job before payment. Nice bait! It's my first and i fell for it.

We got chatting on whatsapp, and i think there were times i nursed doubts but because of my determination to get on with this, i chose to build trust instead. He "created" this admob app after getting some codes(add units,barners et all) from my admob acc and sent it to me via whatsapp( app has no specific name and not on google). At first the app couldn't install but i took my pad to a friend and he helped me install. After installing, i opened app and saw adds popping. Techgeek was "patient and understanding" all through this time, he congratulated me and advised me to start clicking on the apps and expect earnings on my admob acc. I religiously followed all the instructions. And i paid him for this.

The first time i clicked some adds, i rushed to check my admob acc for any reflections. Nothing. I informed him, and he said it would take some time for google to analyse and process my data. I kept clicking for days with no earnings at all. IS IT POSSIBLE THIS APP HE CREATED FOR ME IS LINKED TO HIS ACCOUNT AND NOT MINE?

I notified him of my zero earnings. He said i should be patient and even offered to click on my app too when i told him i forget to click sometimes, its not encouraging to keep clicking for nothing. Then i informed him of my adsense acc i created alongside the admob, if it has anything to do with the situation. He immediately took that up, blaming me for not informing him earlier on.

He said i need to verify my adsense account first before earnings show up on my admob. And also said i needed a US virtual number, cos it was best to get US-verified adsense than a Nigerian one. I googled and saw there was no much difference but i didn't want to cut him off at this point since i still needed lots of help. I went on. He said i'll need to pay him first before he buys the virtual number. I told him to get it, since i'll pay him anyway. He refused to. {I don't have my main bank app on my device for security reasons, the one i have has just less than 1k, so everytime i want to get to transfer i go to a bank atm. I know i can use bank codes right? but i also don't want my money to be easily accessible by me in very tempting situations like this}

At this point, i decided to see how i can get an american friend involved. I told him of my friend that can be of help with his number, address and bank account, basically all the requirements for this adsense. I didn't notice how weird his chats became until i told him my friend wasn't in the states now but can only help with his bank account. He started accusing me of not trusting him and how that made him sad. It was odd because he was always in "good spirit" and this simple economical idea of mine wasn't welcomed. HE MAKES MONEY FROM CLICKING ADDS but needs this meagre sum badly?

Ok he guilt tripped me into paying him for th
The main reasanybody online!

What? 8k but i made a legit thread here
www.nairaland.com/4834432/make-more-than-10-daily
for just 5k negotiable and you fell for a scammer.
How come you guys are just blind to good guys then met the bad guys and end up getting cash licked.

Victorvibes:
please guys i want to know more about google admod and how i can possibly earn money with it

It is an advert for mobile app devs to earn money. Just like adsense is for website.
Admob basic functionality is.
1. Create a mobile app.
2. Create admob account.
3. Generate banner codes.
4. Embed these codes into your app.
5. Upload to google play.
And watch the preceeding cutscene.
When people who download your app click on the adverts generated, you get paid in dollars. You can only withdraw once you reach a threshold of $100 and on the 21st of every month.
But we are just abusing the stuff by self clicking.
Well this is Nigeria.
But i can build you the app with vpn app for 1k.

Samcent:
My journey into coding wasn't planned.
I have a regular 8am to 4pm public health job that sometimes involve field activities. I found out that data was key in public health decisions, so I decided to learn data analysis /science. I enrolled in a data science course, offered by John Hopkins University on Cousera.
The instructors introduced R as fundamental to a successful completion of course. Up to that point, that was 2years ago, I have never written a 'Hello World!' program in my entire life. I was forced to put the course on hold and learn R. I read books and watched lots of YouTube video tutorials. Though frustrating at times, I discovered that I was enjoying the whole experience. I must acknowledge Hadley Wickham, his books and works were the much-needed inspiration for me.
While learning R, issues of performance and language wars, mostly on quora, made me to dabble into python. Now, I have fallen in love with python programming language and have decided to swim or sink with it.
Long story short, I have moved from R to python and into web app development also.
I have a prediction model, though with poor accuracy, built with R on shinyapp. By God's grace, I hope to deploy my first django web app soon.
My goal is to write five different web apps in the next five years, one of which should be public health related.
My challenge is combining work stress, family and coding.
My only regret is that I did not join the programming party much earlier.
My shout out to all the programmers on this platform who are helping to inspire others.

Yes, I agree that programming is fun!

i Really feel for you, combining programming with work aint the best of cards. But you have to put in more effort if you really want to make it.
You need to master the ancient programmers skill that has helped many programmers do what they have done today.
And what am i talking about?
Am talking Night Owl! You really need to squeeze out time in the wings of night, where you got no crying baby to disturb you or a wife to nag you or your kids to distract you.
You have to make sure to utilize that piece of alluring silence night time gives to polish up your skills.
Make a little programming timetable and make sure you stick with it against all odds.
Reserve a little feul in your generator to power up your lappy incase Nepa walks out on you.
Practice for at least 3 straight hours. I kind of noticied that time flies when coding at night.
Mmmh so echo prints out something onscreen and Boom! Its 12am already. What?!
You have to use every little time you got efficiently. It will pay off big time.
I love programming niche because it can be applied to all areas of learning.
So take your time seriously and dont forget to have some fun. You cannot die ontop of a computer it will be quite absurd.
Get some rest, get some sleep but dont over sleep it.
Also print those pdf you have, its quite easy to refrence from a hardcopy than a softcopy.
Make sure to read them up at any slightest chance, it helps a lot.
I seriously prefer ebooks to videos.
I like taking it all up at my own pace instead of the youtuber dictating for me. And adding some irrelevant stuff instead of going straight up the point.
Put in more practice, and more practice and more practice.
Make lil projects for yourself, dont take it all large! Just a little lump will do.
A basic calculator, a little guess game, finding mean, mode, median based on input are all developmental rudiments for great programmers.
My 2cents.

obaataaokpaewu:
if 20 people gather come your house, dem no go beat you?

My friend use your head.

No such page in fb. I just checked

networkteam:
using my sis account

have access
does that answer it

I dont get it. How do we come in?

Jenifa123:
Good evening house...
I was wondering if there was a way to calculate the formula below using php or javascript...
If there's a way can d person help with the code?

What is pr there? Permutation?
What type of formula is that?
The formular just dissolve my soul.

AbolajiHussein:
please can you help me with free self clicking apps. I have admob account and I have created ads units. But i don't know how to use it to create self clicking app. Please help me out my whatsapp number is zero seven zero 33nine0three034. Thanks in advance.

i can make you 1 for 1k with vpn changer app. And a pdf on how to avoid ban

Men that babe wey write am for bra na bad girl.
How come these guys dont win China got talent?
*Meanwhile*
.
APC's foolishness is on Google Play.
And their gullible followers are downloading it for free.

Too much code aint good for the body. Lets have some fun.
I will open it up with.
*My Programmers Prayer*
_____________________
Father i thank you for today which you have programmed with peace++ , success dotnet and loveSharp. I transfer all the data of glory to your heavenly server for keeping me on today.
Father in any way i have being infected by viruses and malwares of the enemy, format completely and reboot me.
In any way that my enemies in the form of black hat shall attack, surround the ram of my soul with thine powerful antivirus.
Let every pishing attacks be detected and canceled. Let every dos attacks, ddos attacks, man in the middle or sql injections directed towards the servers of my heart be plagued by loss of bandwidth. Every penetration test directed to my body system be detected and halted. May all brute force attempts on the password of my concience fail. Please lord update me from beta to alpha version and increase the security of my bodyware thruogh encryption
Protect my soul site with thine precious firewall and foil the attempts of spamming of my wordings and sayings.
Script my body with righteouScript and increase my intelligence with lisp.
Dont let my life be as complicated as machine language but spread thy goodness larger than vacuum tubes upon me.
Secure me with the swift language and let me succeed like andriod os. Anything related to spiritware, demonware or evil plugins that try to thwart this connection be shutdown at this instant never to boot again.
All the softwares in form of people programming that i won't suceed in life, fry their system hardware.
Let my wifi connect to good developers only. God pls upgrade my heart Os to windows 10.
Secure me like linux distro.
I thank you for this connection which you ran as adminstrator.
Thank you for having received and read this prayer mail.
Reply me on your spiritual whatsapp messager.
Amen.
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Computer science student ordinary html she doesnt know.
When your computer should be your husband and you are busy with fake bf.

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