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IamD18:
Not really, I made that comment because I'm dating your mother alongside with your sister.

But I prefer your mother because she's good at giving lap-dance with her sweet ass.

Chai!! That part got me.
Pls am nominating this guy's comment as ' The most savage comment of November in Niaraland'

Gave the babe back to back beef.
This guy di too bad.

Both of them cant sing like rihanna.

Happy birthday to her.

6 packs and 6 cars gang dem. Gather here.

Just look at this scammer infact you wont make heaven.

Well after going through the whole 12 page i found some good ideas and some bad ones.
Abortion is just a function of religious orientation and belief.
Most christains frown at abortions, but there are 1000 religion out there with every of them claim worshiping the true God but dont frown at abortion.
Muder is killing a human being and a foetus aint a human being unless it has reached the stage of possession of human features, Biology students would know better.
By the way there was no verse in the bible that stated outrightly that thou shall not commit abortion.
Its just an explicit translation by religion clerics.
So what ever you believe rules your life.
Abortion or not, everyone has a dirty past that might even be worse
than abortion.
As far as she can conceive then not a problem.
The aim of marriage is reproduction not abortion investigation.
Tho we all have principles that we live by.
So its every man for himself.

Ai in Nigeria is difficult because of the financial expenses attached to it. Robotic tools and parts are quite expensive to get for an average university guy.
Also it requires more of live tutorials which aint there.
Unless the govt starts an Ai tech company training and provide the necessay resources for robot production then it can as well be bygone.
I cant just waste 100k to get materials when our school fee is just 35k.

CodeTemplar:
That's why it is best to do something practical and related to your field of study. Like a Comp Science student study a language that's part of his syllabus.

Am just tired of the damn syllabus filled with extinct langs. We still learning fotran while there are latest tech of p.langs. When our courses and its languages are just outdated what do you expect.
Javascript is the future,
Swift is the tomorrow,
Python is the present, Java is the past,
Lisp is the yesterday,
C++ is the midevial age.
1000 lines of Java vs 200 lines of python to make a simple tic tac toe game with no significant difference in processing speed.
To hell with java 11.
Just to pass exams sha. After that am ditching them.

Am just asking o. Because i dont remember the last time i went.

egopersonified:
I don't really believe in robots taking human jobs, it's most likely the types of jobs would change. If there would be less human presenters, then there would be more engineers, editors, writers, technicians, make up artists, fashion designers, hair stylists, etc to keep the robots running. It would basically mean changing career paths. solution? never stop learning.

Thats why there is Machine learning. Robots that can think for themselves based on gathered statistical data.
You dont need to update txt files for the robot, it kind of thinks for itself.
Tho its still a milestone far from reach to make robots that behaves 99% human.
Or maybe more intelligent than the average human. They will definitely take human jobs. And then start creating child robots for themselves.
You will hear something like- My name is sophia botlady and this is my child Johnny botlady, created 12th November 3018.
The jobs wont shift either, robots are already being heavily used in robotic labs, so human help is redundant owing to the fact that humans got complicated feelings and robots dont.
All that is needed is a robot with 100% human-like learning abilities and watch the world being taken over by robot.

1. Close it up and relaunch it.
2. Check stackoverflow.

legenddimex:


This Lady is nothing but a Gold digger, How can a Lady as beautiful as this get married to a sibling of oshiomole


LEGEND Z HERE

He is more handsome than your generations put together.

Pls learn to cöntrol your Anger. I once smashed our family's 75k plasma tv just because i wasnt bought a christmas clothe.
My brother i hear am that xmas. Worst xmas ever.

Bunmijanet25:
Good morning nairalanders, I am new here and I want you to advise me. I am 19 years and I haven't being asked out before even though some said they love me. This has reduce my self-esteem when it comes to guys issue that I normally do crazy things to get their attention but at the end they don't even notice me; some of them do take advantage of me. I have a guy who was my childhood friend; he asked me out on fb and we do chat on whatsapp too. I think I am just plan B to him because he has only called me once and even when my phone got spoilt and I wasn't online for sometimes he still didn't call me. I am in 2nd year, I haven't been asked by guys to be friends with them except my coursemates. How can I stop having these thoughts that 'I am not destined for any guy' and build my self esteem so that I will concentrate fully for my studies. Thanks

I think you need to calm down a little. Read wikihow articles a lot, i tell you that website has helped me build ma self esteem, my courage and talents.
See you got to appreciate and take care of yourself as you are. It is not others job to like you. Its your job to like yourself.
Every one has his/her own beauty point. I might not be beautiful facially but i am beautiful intellectually or oratorily. Or maybe talent beauty is what you have.
Find your beauty point and exploit it to the fullest.
I am also a 200l student and i got much self esteem. How did i do it?
1. Joined the departmental football team. I met alot of guys and socialised.
Whenever it comes to sports even a 60year old man will look like your agegrade and a friend. I just had fun myself.
2. Got some cartels who watch my back. Going out with good friends boosts ego and esteem.
3. Now i do practice good communication skills and eye contact maintenance infront of the mirrow. This always gives me confidence. Talking to your reflection in the mirrow why you are the best girl in the world.
I usually blow my trumpet to a reasonable extent on the other me in the mirrow.
It makes me feel good.
4. Being good academically.
Your self esteem will boost if you are a high pointer <4.0 and above>
it gives a kind of superiority and esteem. With guys dragging who will be my roomie and who sits near me in the exam hall is quite intriguing to watch.
5. Have fun. Do what you like best. Just a little dose of singing Bruno mars "just the way you are" can have a good effect on you.
When things get bored i start writing a song. It keeps me occupied instead of comparing myself to one cute guy in the lecture hall.
6. Take care of yourself. Buy skin toning lotions and cream. Wear a moderate makeup, keep a clean set of teeth so that you can give a guy that catching smile.
Fix a good hair that fits your physique not what is trending.
I just cut a neat round cut hairstyle, wear my glasses, a long sleeved body hug manually folded to the elbow, a pair of skintight trousers and a neat black sandals. Its my signature clothe style, and some of ma coursemates are imitating already.
No eyelash fixing.
Wear something good. You dont need to dress like Kim khadarshian tho. Just something smart.
I personally love smart dressing ladies.
There you go.
I do tell myself this
"No matter how ugly i am i know there is someone who is dieing for me and thinks am the most handsome guy out there."

Me first.
I think the ASUU strike is quite cool. Am exploiting this lil oppurtunity that ASUU Caused to learn some new things before school resumes proper.
Have already booked a space in a betting shop with constant electricity so that i can polish my coding skills a little. Am getting to learn php and mysql, i want more langs in my arsenal.
How about you?
*NB* Dont get me wrong, we are not praying for strikes but when one comes, we got to make good use of it.
Cc lalasticlala
cc seun
cc javanian

FluidQueen:
This isn't rocket science. You're a lesbian. He's an heterosexual man. Don't punish him any further. Divorce him.



He'd get joint custody of the kids. Everybody's happy. You can finally chase that orgasm. Cest fini.
Why people think they can just pray their sexual orientation away is just baffling and the apex of stupidity.

What? Just to reach a land of 2mins pleasure, you want her to break a home. A knot being tied up in the church and blessed. What do you mean sexual orientation? Are you okay? Nobody was born gay or les! Its just a self decision and western societal orientation.
My sister get that shitty mindset off your head.

FluidQueen:
This isn't rocket science. You're a lesbian. He's an heterosexual man. Don't punish him any further. Divorce him.



He'd get joint custody of the kids. Everybody's happy. You can finally chase that orgasm. Cest fini.
Why people think they can just pray their sexual orientation away is just baffling and the apex of stupidity.

What? Just to reach a land of 2mins pleasure, you want her to break a home. A knot being tied up in the church and blessed. What do you mean sexual orientation? Are you okay? Nobody was born gay or les! Its just a self decision and western societal orientation.
My sister get that shitty mindset off your head.

Pls there should be a time limit for this say 30mins of no likes and after that the person wins.

It doesnt end in hiring o. What infastructures will be used to teach. We are tired of theory and using cramer's rule.

They will still be the ones to call him lifeless.
Us stay away from our elections.

afonja112:
The thing is, some people cannot learn on their own, they will be watching youtube funny videos, and playing candy-crush saga. They need a school to drill them.
But I dont believe so at all. You can learn on your own, even if it is slow, you will get it.

You are 101% right. I have noticied that whatever i learn on my own i hardly forget it. Because of the stress and brain racking it took me, wherever i see that problem i dont need refrencing back to my lecture notes it just solves it self.

Both are trash. Charging exorbitant amount for teaching you the basics.
A programming guru in quora once said that ' Programming is just like playing tennis, schools will teach you how to hold a bat<basics> but to master it you need to immerse youself in it, read it like a book, watch others play it and play it yourself constantly. Only then will you be near perfect in it.
Make a self study timetable and learn it.
Dont pay 100k for just learning.
echo "Hello World";
Why pay niit while you still get the videos they give ynu from youtube.
Why waste your cash when you can be self made?
Those who teaches at Niit are mainly self taught. So use your number 6.
If you got the cash, fine!
But if you dont, think about this write up.

khiaa:
Grandma?

You: 2011-2018
Me: 2017-2018.
So you are a Nairaland Granny.

In Nigeria getting married to older women are deeply frowned against by especially, the guy's parents.
We all have the orientation of ' get married to a younger lady so that when you get old, she takes care of you'
Of course western education has made its impact but some things are inbuilt.
An American Sending cash to a random guy in a dating platform arouses a Nigerian's inbuilt scamming instincts.
But of course there are a million Nigerian having a million different characters.
So my theory might be false in some cases.

khiaa:
Please tell me how would you know? America is made of many cultures? Some people accused me of being a fake saying that I am really Nigerian which is far from the truth and I have been on this site since 2011.

2011?? And i just came in 2k17.
Good day Grand Ma.
Your boy is loyal.

Guys what is the difference between a worship song and a praise song.
A friend of mine argued that songs sang slowly are mainly worship and songs sang with fast tempo and drumming are strictly praise songs.
Can someone clearify this with examples of each type of songs.
Happy sunday.
Fp please
cc OAM4J

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