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AgapeCharis:
hahahahahahaha

abeg no use laugh kill me this evening!

as you no dey hear advise from profs like me

AgapeCharis:
I no get her digit

see your life outside? When you suppose dey serious hit nail on the head you go dey there dey ask "have you eaten" like say you be waiter.

Na slap I suppose give you now

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AgapeCharis:
Heartjump join sef

na you know this one now.

And I no see your story for the other thread as promise yesterday

AgapeCharis:
I miss her pass you o

Her body no dey give her sign sef say we dey miss her?

call her line na. Me too miss her

HFOG:
Hmm. Mai I no interrupt you kena. Enjoy!

nah. The ball Is done moreso, i fit leave ball for you

Tracey baby, come online o. Your absence don make AgapeCharis dey do frogjump o

HFOG:
i know Your church mind don dey signal you say na big masala you dey find so

lol. No fear sha. All izz well

HFOG:
Oh, cool. Do you prefer watching football to movies?

once it's ball time and it's my favourite team playing, the film has got to pause.

My ball stories no be one day talk o

HFOG:
There's fresh fish too. Big sis knows and made an alternative for me. :-P

we go see tomorrow. No worry I go chop your share

HFOG:
Na u sabi. How's today?

very well ma. Did laundry and currently watching football

HFOG:
Pepper soup? chocolate? Where was I?

it's goats' so you'll pass this

HFOG:
You ma, dey do football things....smh

No shake your head ma'am, na the way o

LordReed:
No be my fault broda, wifey decided that instead of yama yama we should have pepper soup. No worry I go reserve chocolate for you.

sure, will do. Goat meat on point

Odunharry:
A happy weekend pals..
Any United supporter here?


Chelsea n gunners fan dnt trespass

I be confirm gunner

ideology:
Acknowledged, happy weekend pals

happy weekend to you too

We got to know a guy thru a friend of our lodge. This guy recently gained admission into a school not too far from us then, cos of the love we showed him, he thought it wise to come invite us in person for his matric. Promising that we'll all be entertained. That he came in person to invite us for the matric motivated us to go, he said he'll close his account to entertain us. We no know say him no even get account not to talk of close am.

On the day, na so we carry our big heads travel from our school to owerri, 300 naira each way. As it's our custom we must eat something worth or even more than our expenses. Na so we reach owerri our eyes clear, this guy no prepare nothing keep. If no be say one of us been luckily see him coursemate wey the sister been dey matric too for the same school wey give us food and chilled drink na so we for loss all round.

Just before we left we warned our host not to ever come visit us again for allowing us waste transport for nothing. We even said within ourselves that we were not going to tell those we left back in the lodge how it went so they wouldn't laugh at us.

We spend 600 naira transport we no chop food worth 300 naira. Great loss

HFOG:
lol...passing by...some of us no go school...i think you know

see who's talking o. Share those hostel moments

Two possible scenario, either he was joking or he doesn't know what a train looks like.

I could agree on other things but on train?

We'll know GMB is surrounded by thieves. Maybe he plans to adopt the selective approach of putting his friends/fund raisers under house arrest while the masses in prison.

He has done it before, he can do it again

seunmsg:
No sir, you cannot put a school boy on the presidential seat. The constitution is very clear on the age and academic requirement that qualifies someone to aspire for the presidency and it is assumed that anybody that meet the set requirement will have a good idea on how to lead.

not all who meet the required age can lead.

seunmsg:
Utomi is a card carrying member of the APC and he will play a prominent role in the APC government when Buhari is elected and sworn in as president. Am sure you saw the example of president Ronald Reagan of American that was sited in the article by prof. Utomi. Everybody cannot be president. What matters is having a sincere and committed president who can assemble a more brilliant, sincere and committed team to work with him to move the nation nation forward. And to me, Buhari fit perfectly into that kind of a leader.

meaning we could get a schoolboy and put on the seat as figurehead while the team runs the show. a leader must atleast have an idea and not be totally daft, without an idea he could be led astray.

AgapeCharis:
abeg o. Which film?

Wey HFOG sef. I guess she's busy resting

your film

maybe o

AgapeCharis:
rival ke? Abeg o. No be my rival o

we no go fastforward this your film o. we go watch am small small till the end

AgapeCharis:
lol...far from dt. Even if food finish, N250 go carry me reach house

these people wey go school close to house

elantraceey:
na you know o

nice answer

AgapeCharis:
you never dream see val abi?

must you relate everything to your rival?

AgapeCharis:
lol
It was once in a while. Only in exam period

why exam period? I get it, by then all your money and food don finish

Funny enough e get this thread I open few days back to share those schooling stories
www.nairaland.com/2114035/funny-schooling-moments

Alezy:
lmao...if xo then u no need dey eat sleep be that na.

only that one no dey bellefull.
You never hear say no matter how much food you chop for party e no go bellefull you, once you reach house real hunger go start

elantraceey:
i nor dey dream so i nor fit chop for dream

stay there dey form James bond o

AgapeCharis:
my dear the kind hunger wey I experience for school once exam start no get part two. If dt kind hunger beat two people een, one go die inside. Yet only me carry am

you suffer sha. I come dey pity you now sef

Alezy:
Abeg i nor wan laugh dis evening, i just want 2 say halo 2 u guys. Hope u all gud?

we're good bro. How work today