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They got some fake Brazilian hair on their head and some mascara or whatever you call it on their face. so until they dye their face that's when you know they are wearing make up. Nonsense

CSTR2:
Talking about airfleet when the citizens has no fuel for basic daily uses. ,
Nigeria would be a fitting country to mock about, unfortunately my people are trapped in that hell-hole.

Who bought those Airplanes ??

When you passed me from idiot to idiot at the call center, while I listened endlessly to your brain numbing "press 1 if you want to hit your head against the wall.....press two if you want a Tabasco enema ..." I thought your day would come

erico2k2:
No one will attend to you if you do not havea pre booked appointment.it clearly states that on thier website though.

I've already made booked an appointment on their website 2 weeks ago.

I'm scheduled for 20th of November as it is now.

munchfani:
mate, do you have their number? i tried to book an appointment it seems the slots are filled already.

It's better you go to their office because they never pick up their phone but here it is

+44 (0) 20 7832 0001

I was at the OIS Services office on Monday at Fleet Street, Central London and they told everyone there that the deadline for Bank customer livining abroad has been extended to December 31st and on their website http://oisservices.com/bvn.php, they are still Accepting appointment as it is now and in fact the appointment I made 2 weeks ago is scheduled for 20th of November . I asked 2 of their staffs out there and they both told me the same thing.

When person tell you say " Thunder fire you" , Na this kind parameter the person pass join the swear so that the the thuder go do im job according to the requirement.

Choi

sahara reporters have shape up how journalism should be, you can call them propagandist for all I care but there is always an element of truth in whatever they dished out.

Epon saved a life.

But what this man hold on to is Haram in Islam.

Here is the Source : http://sunnewsonline.com/new/hajj-stampede-survivor-i-was-pinned-down/

amusadele:
You are even sounding very elementary. Mitcheeeew.

I'm done with u boy, ain't got no time to argue with u

amusadele:
Who is this riff raff here? Ok, are you saying because Buhari is a nonentity and foolish, his followers like you should senseless too? In other words, Buhari is the dumbest dunce, it simply means all his likes should be as dunce as he is abi?

Listen, I'm not affiliated to non of them Shitty Political party neither do I care about the President. You heard

You are so clouded with hate that you can't think logically anymore, Na Buhari say make your papa go fucck ur mama for Evil forest wey come birth you. If I have said some hate words about Buhari on this thread, same U and your DUMB DUMB friends would have given me a million like for that.

My advice, channel all that HATE energy to something more positive and you will see some progress in your life.

funkybully:
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Why not go and donate Ur worthless sperm to a goat. Foool!

Hahaha, I got him but i will not use any abusive word on you because if i do, that will make You and I think alike and I don't want to be associated with someone like you. No offence

Mate, You are are one of those who wish to see Nigeria burn and that's the fact except you proof me otherwise. You find joy in seeing things fall apart in your country.

funkybully:
As we approach dry season, kainji water level will drop as usual, power generation will drop drastically and fowl nyyash will be exposed.

Buhari body odour will soon be perceived by all mastubators.

Propaganda get limit

You are one of the enemy of progress in Nigeria, maybe you are one of those that gains from any misfortune in the country.

Shame on u.

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How true is this ??

There are lots of contradictory reports flying around and I don't seems to know what to believe anymore.

nice

AdeniyiA:
...& your spéřm is fake!

Ok, I guess you are the one that have got the Original stuff, why don't you help me out here.

I've got a deal for you Mr Adeniyi, I want 50cl of your original sperm and I will be paying you $1 per cl.

deal ??

Our judiciary is a joke

How can a country grow when the citizens don't want to pay for the true value of their utilities ??

If you must know, there is no country where electricity is cheap.

You want a world class service, y'all have got to pay for it else you live in darkness.

I know life ain't easy in Nigeria but the cost of power generation u r using is not cheap either.

Veet -- the Men's Hair Removal Gel Creme (from hell)

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...

So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-

onitshaigbo:
God punish poverty and thunda fiya dis Washington Post! If Buhari can't even enrich his own family, how is he able to make Nigeria prosperous? I'd rather take a competent but corrupt leader than an incompetent poor leader like Buhari.

Channel all that hate energy to something more positive, that is the only thing that can save you from destruction, cos your hate might destroy you if you don't change.

Thank me later.

M ekele unu.

bismick:
That is a flimsy excuse frm Buhari gov..the family of the affected ppl was given immidiate jobs and #71m by the past administration and even embacked on a smooth recruitment prior to the election...there is more to it!

You are not making any sense

What belongs to me belongs to my brother and whatever belongs to my brother belongs to me so what's the big deal ??

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