Here goes the story. There were three mentally retarded men taken to the psychic for test. On reachn the doctor's office they were put in a line answer some questns so that to determine who has reason than the others. The firs person was ask 3*3 ( 3 times 3) ? Ask the doctor. 274 answered the first person. Huh !! Shouted the doctor. Then 2nd man was aks thesame question, he replied three times three equals to Tuesday. Oh lord ! The Dr shouted. Given a look to third person who is smiling, the kind of smile that can tell u a confidence. I belief u can't b like others, said the doctor, God willing i'll make the difference clear go ahead with ur questn said the third man. The doctor him aske him 3*3, the answered 9 immedietly with smile and confident. That's correct ! with happiness replied the doctor. But how do u get to that ? ask the doctor. The man said is very simple just minus 274 from Tuesday is equal to 9. Mhm if it's a degree course i could have reward u with firs class upper of lunatics. Hey nairalanders who among the three is little wise ?

Here goes the story. There were three mentally retarded men taken to the psychic for test. On reachn the doctor's office they were put in a line answer some questns so that to determine who has reason than the others. The firs person was ask 3*3 ( 3 times 3) ? Ask the doctor. 274 answered the first person. Huh !! Shouted the doctor. Then 2nd man was aks thesame question, he replied three times three equals to Tuesday. Oh lord ! The Dr shouted. Given a look to third person who is smiling, the kind of smile that can tell u a confidence. I belief u can't b like others, said the doctor, God willing i'll make the difference clear go ahead with ur questn said the third man. The doctor him aske him 3*3, the answered 9 immedietly with smile and confident. That's correct ! with happiness replied the doctor. But how do u get to that ? ask the doctor. The man said is very simple just minus 274 from Tuesday is equal to 9. Mhm if it's a degree course i could have reward u with firs class upper of lunatics. Hey nairalanders who among the three is little wise ?

Here goes the story. There were three mentally retarded men taken to the psychic for test. On reachn the doctor's office they were put in a line answer some questns so that to determine who has reason than the others. The firs person was ask 3*3 ( 3 times 3) ? Ask the doctor. 274 answered the first person. Huh !! Shouted the doctor. Then 2nd man was aks thesame question, he replied three times three equals to Tuesday. Oh lord ! The Dr shouted. Given a look to third person who is smiling, the kind of smile that can tell u a confidence. I belief u can't b like others, said the doctor, God willing i'll make the difference clear go ahead with ur questn said the third man. The doctor him aske him 3*3, the answered 9 immedietly with smile and confident. That's correct ! with happiness replied the doctor. But how do u get to that ? ask the doctor. The man said is very simple just minus 274 from Tuesday is equal to 9. Mhm if it's a degree course i could have reward u with firs class upper of lunatics. Hey nairalanders who among the three is little wise ?

Hello house, Please what can you say about these stock brokers: SIGMA and ATP SECURITIES AND FUNDS? I heard about them and want to start bussiness with them.
kindly help.

Hi @ all, where is first bank heading to? should i sell mine now?

tnx for your replies, pls suggest  some short term and some current P/O good buys and their prices per unit. when is japaul coming out?

should i register with FALCON SECURITIES? or there is a better one. Advice pls

Holla all, pls whata wrong with the cscs website? i cant access any more.

babyosisi, i will really love it if you could get someone living in saudi and ask him/her what i posted. i said u can wear anything as far as it covers your body. its only in places like ABHA that a woman cant go out alone, but talk of MECCAH, MADINAH JEDDAH, u can go any where alone.
I have my residence permit therefore am not a target.

Babyosisi stop telling LIES, am living in saudi arabia, and am free to go any where alone,i have my picture and my name on my id card, i wear what i want as far as it covers my body not only black cloth and must non- muslims here dnt even cover their head they only wear the black or coloured abaya, some africans wear blouse and wrapper and nobody talks to them- ask any person living in saudi. and its not compulsory to cover ur face, a woman can wear any shoe of her choice.
The only thing u said that its true is women dont drive, but they go to court and any other places.For your information if a husband divorce his wife he must provide a house ,food and other stuffs for her and her kids.
[b][/b]STOP SAYING THINGS YOU DNT KNW.

@ the topic,
If you see the dirty things Nigerians are doing here you will encourage punishing them. Not only Nigerians are been beheaded no matter what Nationality you are.

buy ECSP electrolube- electronic cleaning solvent and spray it on the laptop allow it to dry then on the computer and see if it works, its very good.

hi,
am not in nigeria,i need savings account form. tnx

I need to open an account with firstbank, Please anybody in possession should kindly post it,  i cant find it on their site. Thanx

am not in nigeria, i payed thru ma online account.

Hello, i registered with the cscs website and payed the fee into their UBA account but i have been calling their phone since morning its ringing no body picked. secondly, their mail box is full.
How do i contact them to grant me access to login?

Hello, Tnx for ur concern all. At last i got ma CSCS no but i dnt knw if its genuine or not, how do i verify am not in Nigeria.

Hello, what is the process of getting a new CSCS no?

My shares were bought through monument securities and finance, i have a cscs no registerd then i didnt know how important it is. Last month i requested them to sell the shares and give my money back since i dnt get any info of ma shares i dnt mind gettn ma capital back without profit,its safer for me. I was told the shares were been sold but am yet to get my full capital back talkless of profit,i got 203k while ma capital was 350k they said they r still processing. Does it take this long to pay one his money?
Am not in Nigeria therefore i cnt follow up, Do i have to register for CSCS again when buying other shares? or can i still use the first one? If any of you can assist me i can give you the name i used when buying the shares then u help me search for the no and see how the shares were sold. TNX

@aylala 2002
  Please what are d current prices of the following shares: UNION,intercontiental,unity,niger cement? is there any way i could verify my CSCS no? the person that bought the shares for me refused to give me the no.

Nigeria to auction oil ahead of handover
By Dino Mahtani in Lagos

Published: May 10 2007 19:21 | Last updated: May 10 2007 19:21

Nigeria is set to auction 45 oil blocks on Friday in a last-minute sale of oil acreage before outgoing President Olusegun Obasanjo hands over power to Umaru Yar’Adua, his successor, on May 29.

who n who do you think are capable of buying? what of the investment houses,will they be interested?

@aylala2002,
                     I bought some shares throught monument securities and finance for quit a long time,Now i want to sell them all what is your opinion? they are[b] Unity bank,Intercontinental bank plc,UBA bank plc,Niger cement,union bank[/b]. tnx

This thread really helped me clear some doubts am having before, i thought all this online schools are fake untill i contacted uspry1 ,she really helped me with useful informations plus shes so friendly and understanding, Tnx alot gurl
Any of u need help on education? go after uspry1

[/color][b][/b]BE AWARE OF THE FOLLOWING WEBSITES:

1.    www.answeringislam.org
2.    www.aboutislam.com
3.    www.Thequran.com
4.    www.allahassurance.com

These and some other websites are purported to be islamic but are not. Their chief aim is to mischievously distort the message of islam in order to satisfy some hidden agenda, maybe just to anger muslims, or  probably cause them to deviate as is mostly the case with the honey coated pseudo islamic sites.

Many a time, the holy Quran has come under this kind of attack covertly. Copies of the Qur'an with
the message distorted have  been detected time and again, by hufaz and learned muallims. These distorted qur'ans it was hoped will find their way into the homes and minds of some unsuspecting muslims and cause them to deviate from the true teachings. What is hoped to be achieved through this is universal acceptance of an alternative way of life other than the one put forward by Islam. That way what is called 'radical islam' can be effaced eventually and we can all live in a 'gloriously harmonious' way as dictated by agents of the western way of life - a way of life that is certainly ruinous for the muslims.

Fortunately for muslims, Allah SWA Promised to Protect His book from dessecration and that is why, even if one letter, or syllable of the holy Qur'an is tampered with, it is immediately detected and muslims the world over are alerted. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said of the ahadeeths, which are the sayings and the actions of the prophet (SAW). There have been hadeeths that have been attributed to the Prophet but for which there were no means of verifying their authenticity, or have come from a chain of narrators of whom one of them was of doubtful character. These hadeeths are termed da'if (weak) and for practical use, are best avoided. Knowledge of these hadeeths should be academic in the sense that one should know them  for what they are rather than for any pragmatic use. In order to appreciate this, one needs to have a very good knowledge of islam in all its ramifications.

Now these islamic sites which one should avoid, use these weak ahadeeths  to provide arguments over contentious issues in islam and give distorted views which are not held in the religion. For someone who is not fairly knowledgeable in islam, it is very easy to fall into the trap of believing these alternative arguments and distorted views because they are presented in a very convincing way, which can only be refuted by someone with a lot of knowledge and understanding of laws of Islam.[b][/b][i][/i][/size][size=8pt][color=#550000][color=#550000][/color]

Nairalanders,
Its high time u people start behaving matured,ist really improper the way some of us post silly topics consisting of false QURANIC AND HADITH VERSES. i.e https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-48477.0.html
It will be good if we respect and understand each others religion. I assure you theres no topic in this forum that is started by a muslim in order to insult christianity.
Seun its also your responsibily to kindly stop such acts in the forum.

If Yaradua is implementing sharia,he should pls start from his house as his kids are dressing half naked nd calling themselves muslims.

I dont see anything bad in a non pharmacist owing a pharmacy, where he/she has an employed pharmacist to attend the customers/patients. But d best way is the reverse the ownr gets 60% nd the pharmacist get 40%.

Well, tnx alot to all of you.

@layi
        How much is d cost for Nafdac and Bussiness name registration? wat r d other profitable bussiness? how much do yu think my budget shoul be + hiring a resident pharmacist?

Tnx, but am intending opening in the north.

HEllo Nairalanders,
Pls I need an advice or Your opinion, I want to open a pharmacy in nigeria with 2 million naira, do u think it will be enough for a start?
Secondly, What are the procedures? Are there disadvantages? SINCERE REMARKS PLS.

Hello members, am sending this thread-link to the MDs of UBA. what do u think?

sorry,i wantd asking about the authentcty of the site. why ist no more?