₦airaland Forum

"U are 18yrs and ur sugar daddy is
70yrs old
and u still dey call am BABY, my
sister, he
suppose be ANCESTOR."lmfao!!

honestly, i would carry the old woman who is in a critical condition.

Einsthawkton: He whose *shit smells badly had a really nice meal-Einsthawkton (1056)








Lwtmb(laff wan tear ma belle)

lolz

timsbee: Now dis wat am talkin abt.

Try dat wit fried beans and sweet potatoes mixd togeda.

oh my!

Only a courageous woman can fry
a bunch of plantain without
tasting any - Albert Macauley
(1872)
He who says nothing lasts forever
has never tried Hausa perfume -
Nelson Mandela (1973)
He who completely unwraps
moimoi and gala before eating
cannot keep a secret - Abraham
Lincoln (1864)
Any man that uses his teeth to cut
shaki from pepper soup, with his
eyes wide open, is not afraid of
anything - Williams Shakespeare
(1900)
Anyone who graduates without
experiencing a strike, has never
been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard
(1904)
He who refuses to mix agege
bread and akara as a type of
sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther
King jnr (1788)
Any man who drinks Alomo bitters
without squeezing his face, is
capable of murder - Michael
Faraday (1899)
Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're
poor, but allowing the Garri to
swell b4 drinking is poverty -
Queen Elizabeth (1893)
He who runs around looking 4
scissors to cut indomine seasoning
sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi
Azikiwe (1947)
No matter how hot your temper is,
it cannot cook yam - Goodluck
Jonathan (2013)
Anyone who reads this without
laughing is either looking 4 job or
needs Jesus Badly - spicylate (2014)

understanding ooo

tricks of the trade. all the best

i was first attracted to his voice..

and i thought it was more common with the guys...hmm

what in the world were you thinking.. ?so the guy has no freinds or his own key to his apartment?
so where is the guy sleeping now? same bed with your gf? whosh! thats hard man..ok, well focus on your training and when you get back, ask for details. or has she complained of him acting funny? im sure you trust her sha...so hold on to it.

shoot!!!

indomie+bread+mayonaise+boiled egg+tea

okudah: Pls which of the reggae song would u like me to use as ur ringing tone

reggae kwa? your phone your choice

i've gat ma eyes on you!!!

AMEN

derrick333: Tnks bro but no Tnks,sins u prefa kneelin ,wshin u gudlok 2

thanks sis but no thanks

derrick333: Kneelin or prostratin ,al NA dsame,rili deris nfin de

well goodluck to you.

then i'll get ready to evacuate at once.

englishmart: then don't call yourself intelligent

sorry i know its none of ma business but i could not just resist. ehen so how is intelligence associated with error? intelligence is your level of thing and understanding not the errors you make in writting.

she should talk to him na. like tell him exactly what makes her unhappy. it could be the way he talks, dresses, no longer caring for her or something. let her just COMMUNICATE

derrick333: I don't c anitin rong in it ooo

U no weda NA 1 in a billion??

dont care. to kneel down is ok, but postrating? haba!

economy: the first thing i'd do is lock up nigeria. as in no one/nothing at all is coming in and if possible nothing should be out. then, focus on the local farmers to grow and improve on our products, oil to improve on it. ensure that all are up to standard...all the engineers gather them so that standard machines will be produced. then once that iss accomplished, exportation. the money will then be used in handling other sectors e.g education, security etc. it wont be easy at all at all but its worth trying for.

so you've been sworn in as the president of nigeria. what would be your main priority? like what would you want to improve on first.

mail them.

not even in my dreams.

C

nice concept.

the guy coz he started it.

constance500: .
Ah.. U can lie oo

you dont say?! oya talk your own na..truthsayer