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Romance › Re: Top 3 Lies Nigerian Men Tell Their Women by Spidermon: 8:37pm On Mar 22, 2016

Of recent, the NL frontpage and a pit latrine have something in common.

They both full of sheet.

Entertainment › Re: Woman Sets Her Private-Parts On Fire At A Dance Competition by Spidermon: 7:23pm On Mar 22, 2016

So this babe's puzzy secretes kerosene? NNPC better confiscate that assz

Gaming › Re: Can A Gamer Really Do This? by Spidermon: 6:37pm On Mar 14, 2016

Conji never hook the guy. If the babe was Nicki minaj and i was playing suoer mario, then definitely no problem...

Technology Market › Re: Very Clean Uk Used Laptops At Whole Sales Price from 19k by Spidermon: 8:05pm On Mar 10, 2016

Macmilla:
I don't think this insult is necessary. Fairly used articles are always a gamble.
Did this guy tell u it has Wi-Fi?
Did he tell u he tested d battery himself? I'm sure he can't do that to all d gadgets he brings.
Just try to sort things out with him first b4 coming to badmouth him.

The peculiarity of my particular transaction with him and the conversation is the singular reason why I came here to register my displeasure.
I am not the bad guy here. I spoke to him twice about it then, no positive feedback. I won't be in Lagos for a while so I can't return it.
I told him if I was pleased or displeased I would come back here to testify. Just making good on my promise.

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Technology Market › Re: Very Clean Uk Used Laptops At Whole Sales Price from 19k by Spidermon: 2:33pm On Mar 10, 2016

This Daniel na fhuck up guy. Na the first and last fairly used lappy wey I go buy be this. If no be the urgent need...
Make God bless our hustle, but no be to dey sell bad market.
Sold me a mini laptop with no wifi sensor and a double cell battery that can't do 2 hours even with power saver mode...

Properties › . by Spidermon(op): 4:07am On Mar 08, 2016*

Gaming › Re: Outrageous Prices Of Game Consoles By Sellers by Spidermon: 10:38am On Mar 07, 2016

I thought I was the only one who noticed. Some guys would buy 2nd hand hand consoles, play it for years and still want to sell for mad prices... Especially those that want to add money go buy ps4.
Even softcopy games are sold outrageously here.
E pay me make I enter market.
Oshodi, Alaba or Computer village Ikeja. Ps4 of 55k sef dey.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by Spidermon: 4:18pm On Mar 04, 2016

I know the girl. She is one of the mods on Nairaland.

Celebrities › Re: Flavour Smoking, Pictured With Timaya by Spidermon: 7:02pm On Feb 22, 2016

goldbim:
Is he a chimney??all these celebrities sha.@least the tobacco company's justified.!he knows the consequence of what he's doing...lets face our work ooo.lol.

That aint tobacco babe. Any artiste wey no dey smoke SK never ready to blow

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Pets › Re: My Dog Is Going Blind :'( by Spidermon: 3:57am On Feb 12, 2016

Kutunban:
Penicillin Ampicilln will do the magic from experience, 1 tab three times daily.

"Penicillin ampicillin" to cure cataract?? U must be an herbalist.

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Pets › Re: My Dog Is Going Blind :'( by Spidermon: 3:52am On Feb 12, 2016

sorextee:
Walahi, we were moving to our new house o. WE called one mumu vet doctor, make dey give am anti rabies.. d dog no gree.. initially, he started becoming too aggresive nd dumb(him dey piss for parlor, barking at his food,etc)... they had to call dog eaters to come carry him.. I cry dat day o. .. I know the average life span of a local dog is 15yrs.

Most likely your dog died of rabies. When dog no free take vaccine, why una no go vet clinic wey dey more capable of handling your wild animal?

Pets › Re: My Dog Is Going Blind :'( by Spidermon: 3:49am On Feb 12, 2016

karryn:
My dog had same issue its called TRIPPS its caused by snake bite or other harmful insects, d vet doc injected my dog with one vaccine like that though I have forgotten d name it worked.google will definitely tell u a possible cure for d ailment. Good luck

Half knowledge is dangerous. Everything u said is incorrect. This is just sad.

Pets › Re: My Dog Is Going Blind :'( by Spidermon: 3:46am On Feb 12, 2016

Everyone is quick to diss the vet they have especially if he/she treated your pet and it still died. Most times, you only remember the vet when the disease has already progressed into a very bad case...and most of u patronize hustlers.

This is an old dog. Almost totally blind and deaf. There are standard vet clinics in Ikeja. U can try Pet care vet hospital. But do you love your pet enough to spend 100k on surgery?? If u can't, just have the dog euthanized.(mercy killing)...it would cost you sha

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Travelled Out Without Telling Me by Spidermon: 2:48am On Feb 10, 2016

Bro, you are dating yourself. Find another chic

Culture › Re: Osi Opa Festival (Cane Festival), Where The King Canes The Subjects by Spidermon: 6:42pm On Feb 08, 2016

If they were a group banging ceremony now, it would have made more sense...

Politics › Re: EFCC Must Probe Disappearance Of Jonathan’s 69 Prado Suvs —ekujumi by Spidermon: 5:06pm On Feb 01, 2016

Jahbless feat PDP and Afenifere - 69 missed Prado jeeps. Nigeria na comedy I swear

Christianity Etc › Re: Why You Should Not Take A Phone Bible To Church by Spidermon: 7:24pm On Jan 31, 2016

Yommisam:
We all know you cannot cast out demons with a phone Bible. Thats why I dislike it totally

It is the word of God that you have imbibed into your life that will work for you not a book filled with words. The bible is not a talisman abeg

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Romance › Re: I Am Not Happy With My Sexual Feelings. by Spidermon: 8:35pm On Jan 30, 2016

PrimeMinisterr:
you don't self-service ?

Don't mind him. Don't know why he is lying.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How An Office Cleaner Outshined 6 'graduates' Today by Spidermon: 3:24pm On Jan 29, 2016

So you are judging millions of job seekers from the few that messed up at your interview??
You amuse me sir.
By the way, I would go out on a limb and guess your company isn't based in sciences....coz there is no way a cleaner would best a scientist in a interview. Nigeria is not yet that bad.
And lastly, I wasn't among those interviewed.

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Jokes Etc › Re: When Weed Was Used In The Wedding Rice Instead Of Thyme by Spidermon: 9:53pm On Jan 27, 2016

The surest thing about this wedding is that these guys and girls must group bang themselves.... As long as the weed never finish...

Celebrities › Re: Tekno Poses With His Car In New Photo by Spidermon: 9:41am On Jan 26, 2016

Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy 68RC Is Finally Out by Spidermon: 9:40am On Jan 26, 2016

It is safe to assume with this form being out and the number of RRIs they have taken this past year that they don't have plans for army DSSC/SSC anytime soon.
Damn!

Education › Re: Things You’ll Learn In Your First Year Of Medical School by Spidermon: 6:21pm On Jan 23, 2016

Bullshit

Celebrities › Re: Ronke Tiamuyi Wearing Pad In New Photoshoot? SEE PHOTOS by Spidermon: 1:15pm On Jan 22, 2016

Mehn, see as men dey analyse puccy like say dem dey analyse premiership football.
Una no well.

Crime › Re: Oluwadamilare Baiyewu, Nigerian Rapist Jailed For 24 Years In The UK by Spidermon: 12:23am On Jan 22, 2016

1surdman:
How rape take dey sweet una sef

Who u dey ask?

Gaming › Re: Xbox 360 With Kinect And 250gb ,FIFA 16 ,GTA V ,battlefield 4...... For Sale by Spidermon: 12:00am On Jan 22, 2016

jbichene:
try combine the price of fifa16 + GTA V + Battlefield +2k14 , u'll already be in 40k price area

Bro, while I don't want tto downgrade the value of your game catalogue, let me point out some facts.
1. Even the 2nd hand hand value of ps4/Xbox one game CDs isn't more than 5k. There are threads for that here, people like sholzbanks can confirm.
2. Xbox 360 is a last gen console. Ps4 fairly used is in the range of 50 -70k now. I won't even bother with d price for brand new. Again u can confirm in this section.
80k will most def get a Xbox one/ps4 plugging and ready to play.
Honestly re evaluate the prices because if not, all u will see is views and few comments. The views will be from same people like me who check in for amusement at the naive negotiations.
A 250GB Xbox 360 slim was recently offered by an importer around here for £65 so do the maths.

Romance › Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by Spidermon: 10:03pm On Jan 21, 2016

kalufelix:
Wow! Op you just described me completely but you also missed a whole lot of other points at the same time cos am largely more than what's up there...

If she aint hitting anal for starters then we have no business getting along

emi f*ckf*ck man ni o...

Romance › Re: Would You Clean This For $1.5 Million Dollars? by Spidermon: 9:40pm On Jan 21, 2016

sickstars:
Those who attended any model college boarders to b precise like me will kno dat dis one na small parol

Proud to b a model college student for 2yrs sha

African church model college Ifako ijaiye 1998 set. The walls of the toilets are virtually painted with shit. Dried and fossilized.
For 1.5 mill dollars, it won't even smell mehn...

Romance › Re: Shocking Confession! I Have Infected 31 Of My Lecturers With Hiv by Spidermon: 9:27pm On Jan 21, 2016

31 guys and that isn't the total no of guys ooo, just the ones she has given HIV. That her phusee no be private part again, na ATM machine.

But If she open up, I go still like to fhuck my own.

Gaming › Re: Xbox 360 With Kinect And 250gb ,FIFA 16 ,GTA V ,battlefield 4...... For Sale by Spidermon: 9:24pm On Jan 21, 2016

80k ?? Weyrey leleyii ooo

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Gaming › Re: In Need Of A Ps3 @25k by Spidermon: 9:22pm On Jan 21, 2016

Boss, we dey together. If you see abeg holla me.

Politics › Re: London Court Registers N99 Billion Judgment Against Nigerian Military by Spidermon: 8:50pm On Jan 21, 2016

What is the consequence of this action? Does the London court have authority over Nigerian institutions?

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