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Even a ps2 slim with 2 pads and a sizeable memory with games is close to that 15k.

Ps3 for 15k...please dont try it.

Let them go and dismantle those aircrafts at Ladipo. E go sell faster as spare parts.

MKO4ever:
Please I was just arrested by the VIO because of expired road worthiness and vehicle license,
They took over and drove my car to their office at Sura, Lagos Island
Presently, they have issued me a fine of N40,000.00 to pay into their First Bank Account
I have begged everyone in that office, but it seems they all have the same animal-heart
Can anyone help me with idea/suggestion of what to do?
I feel the N40,000.00 is too much and I'm just being cheated

It happened to me around June with a car that wasnt mine in Epe and i think they now have legislation allowing them to fine 40k minimum.
I had Ogun state road worthiness but they refused to recognize it.

I dont know of a way out. Note that they will charge you demurage of about 1k for every day your car spends in their compound and they would deflate the tires.

If it was this particular ghost slapping crew that slapped Okorocha, maybe na Olosho the Governor sef dey fhuck at the moment wey dem slap am?

cyrilamx:
Is not only the Muslim that resisted, many protestant countries rejected it at the inception when it was promulgated by Pope Gregory XIII in 1582. The protestant countries called Pope Gregory the anti-christ accusing him of foisting Catholic act on them...it took Elizabethan England almost 150 years to accept the Gregorian calender...the last European country to accept it was Greece in 1923.

I am not sure it was I you intended to quote.

BiafraBushBoy:
Hahahahaha...

Niggas...

You belong to the Vaseline crew??

Ex- member.

It isnt as sweet as the main P.

One of my padi here na herbalist pikin.

He said if you apologize to her and fhuck her in that very same private part she cursed you with within one week, you are safe. Error 404 go catch that

Why you sef mistakenly slap her?

Vorpal:
Sugarhugs
@your profile pic, are you trying to get us turned on?

Your butt cheek is almost virtually visible.

I had to upscale the pic and i was even seeing small lips in the 2nd pics sef.
The babe fine sha.

That is simply good governance, something we are yet to see here.

Buhari: baby I am still very fit ooo
Meet me later tonight, make i knack you akpako till you enter recession.

Saraki: Oga lets us handle her the way we handle the nation's resources so we all taste.
Federal group bangging things.

Osinbajo: My hand no dey ooo

I think I would start staking against Man U now. Dem just cast my ticket.

Visceral larva migrans??

I gat nothing to say.

The transaction has been expedited. These people value themselves too much.

The lesson here is that when you have their balls, they would issue you a blank cheque to save their own.

Change starts from me indeed.

Even if the driver gets paid N50k monthly, how long will it take him to pay it off?

Snakelanders.

If this isnt mere propaganda, the police medical team should be equipped with capture cages, ropes, chemical restraint equipment and plenty strong men because more than 50 percent of Lagos policemen are raving lunatics.

If this kain babe find me come house to preach dressed like this in this regession....

I go fhuck am with vexation and I know God wont be angry.

This one na olosho na.

Most Gospel singers are the same with the secular ones, dem just dey use Jesus as strategy.

In festac of all places, If he didnt get robbed with all the publicity, that would have been surprising.

E get the kain money wey i go hammer, everybody go turn suspect.

Sotay i go dey kaaku for myself

When you post links of your blog articles everyday on Nairaland and everybody keeps saying la click la bend....

just start finding a regular job like the rest of us.

For naija, girls in their 30"s dey without work and Nigerian women will continue to wild out as long as their spouses still hold bar

I guess when he dey collect hin pocket money for house, dem don warn am make e no waste money ontop friendzone.

Na sports bet mentality. Stake 100 naira, cash out 1 million.

Stake 400 naira airtime for morning, comot pant by evening.

Na recession cause everything. Na buhari una suppose go flog

The article wasnt even modified for Nigerian realities. Making drinks and tea in the office?? Frying akara or making eba woulda been better.

Na so I do for my last job wey dem wan turn me to monkey. Na you go still tire at last

LieDetector:
seems to me pf has got something to do with politics. Perhaps a candidate over there or possibly a campaign tshirt




@topic, I can visibly see the lady's pantie in the second pic.... It's white in colour.


Can anyone confirm?

Your eyesight na 100 megapixels ooo.
I can see small hair peeping from the edges of the pantie sef

A large number of the female monikers in NL are guys running parole. This trick started from the days of 2go.

Sometimes you would see a foolish comment from a female moniker getting like 50 likes within 30 mins. Check the avatar, na one fine girl pic go dey there.

Trust only after verification.

davodyguy:
That's not true. Don't say what you don't know

There's mortgage
There's loan

MFBs grant facilities to SMES
PMI grants mortgage to would be owners
Fidelity and Diamond bank grants facilities to SMES daily

Without collateral for a young upstarting agro allied professional?
Repayeable within what time frame?
How much interest is payable?

Oga sir dont say what you dont know also

If common man comes for a loan for a good biz idea, they will ask you to bring your ancestors and your birth placenta with mad conditions.

God punish devil.

If you were sitting for biology 6 years ago, and you are already married now....

Conduct a credible and proper census of the true Nigerian population

Conduct a referendum/National conference where all tribes can come and re negotiate the terms of our amicable co existence or split as is decided.

Redesign or altogether discard the quota system to reflect merit driven procedures.

Invest heavily in education and healthcare. Education is key!!

Privatize all government agencies in charge of providing social amenities and let the market forces determine prices and watch the living conditions of Nigerians improve.

Ban medical and educational tourism for govt officials at all levels.

Listen to the best economic gurus and get the country out of recession ASAP

Scrap the Senate.

Legalize weed.

The famous black and yellow volkswagen "faragon" nko?

Nissan micra wey full ibadan nko?

E be like say op na VGC born and bred