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Maybe she got banged roughly by someone over there and she is just telling you no sex for now so her poosie can heal.

Except she becomes born again, nobody goes cold turkey in one day over wetin? Principles? Don't make me laugh

Only surprising because most female actresses are casted in roles they are old for...

You need the DSS to investigate before you know your guy just straffed your sister?

Guy bone abeg. Girls wey you too dey straff get family. Dem no fall from heaven.

Now that is some Tom Cruise typa shit.

Rukayat !!!

I would rather use the 1k to watch premiership football matches.

Church isnt Rhythm Unplugged !

The most popular male monikers have f**ked a lot of NL babes. The most popular female ones have also been f**ked by a lot of guys.

Everything na low key. Nobody go come cast himself abeg.

Thread Closed !

OP, oloshi ni e seh

All I could see was the 300k allowance for her upkeep.

Mehn...

60k job some of us never see.

We never chop belleful but we dey spend money on satellite.

sexybaby22:
IN 7 WORKING DAYS. GTB

are u gonna really accept the challenge??,

You get talent to thief. Na gun remain make you find.

Mehn....

Souljaboi1:
Oga, still awaiting your reply to my mail.

Thanks

I am so sorry. I wasn't aware. I have replied you now.

Mehn....Nobody holy pass ooo
I cannot say categorically that I won't f**k free pussy in that set up.
Make God dey protect us.

Laff wan scatter my belle.
Shey ps4 follow the ps3 come for that kain price?
Well sha, na so all of una dey do when una wan upgrade to ps4.
We don't almost enter 2016. Prices are down...
When u see 100 views plus and no buyer, u go act normal.

N.B: Bros no vex say I talk my mind ooo

No be women?

Weyrey ni won seh

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Remould that block into weights and gym with it every morning and evening.

Can you go to Alaba market and buy electronics non testing?

smartoliver:
YES!she's an Edo babe..and I'm an Edo guy...so WHO YOU HELP?...pple judging as if they are saints either

nacosprof:
with ur smelling mouth,..must u mession state,.

With the way you guys seem to be hurting, it seems I touched a raw, overwhelmed and thoroughly flogged nerve.
Have some water.

Music industry don pass wetin she fit handle.

The sexuality, constant social media wahala etc

But I know with all that make up, she aint no saint. She go get guy(s) wey dey draw her oil regularly. No be Edo babe?

mommysgirl:
I want a baby

**unzips trousers***
OK babe let's do this....but don't be hitting me up later asking for child support.

VampireeM:
What of
Rainbow Light, Traffic Light
PHCN Light, Torch Light
Solar Light Moon Light.

As for the so called "Green light, Lol, thats the easiest way to friendzone a guy and milk him wella before he realises whats happening

Females are complex creatures.... You might be thinking she likes to ve you and by the time you get close you receive a cold shoulder.

Make your moves Light or no Light, if she aint responding SWERVE. If you keep waiting for any of these lights listed above with the exception of the so called "white light" to manifest in her, you will be on a long thing

One of the reasons why I believe in initiating "contact" very early in any female parole.
Whether the green light na halogen or just LED indicator light, I will know by the time I start to dey suck breastt.

Monalisa185:
*picks up the mic*

Good morning ladies and gentlemen...God knows how much I have been waiting for this day...it's that time of the year when we get to share our past Christmas experiences (I'm sure we all have had one in the past )...don't give me that look ...could be what happened when you were growing up and so on....but since they say "charity begins at home", I would gladly open the floor

*clears throat*....it happened when I was little and I vowed never to forget it and to always remember it every 25th of December...a bit of a funny experience though ...i always heard people call anyone beside them to join them whenever they were eating ("come and join me ooo", and the response i always heard was ("no, thank you ooo"...so, that very year, we went to the village for the Christmas celebration... on the Christmas day, we had all finished eating that evening, since I happen to be the last in the family, I was always given a double portion of food (naso I like food reach ooo), probably before bedtime (God bless my mama )

It was almost my bedtime, so I went to my mama and asked her for my second portion of food and chicken(my favorite parts were the head and both legs, though I now hate them with passion, lol)...she knew I was no longer hungry, that I just wanted to eat the chicken,so she gave me a little rice and one leg of the chicken... I managed to eat the rice (mehn, I was so full already)...I was warming up to dissect the chicken when something said to me "won't you practice that thing you have been learning?"...haaaaaaa!! which kain temptation come be this na? I said to myself " you should have reminded me when i was eating the rice na"...but as a child with an indomie brain, I decided to practice ooo...Unfortunately for me, my immediate elder brother was playing a game beside me, so I asked him "Chizzy, come and join me ooo".... Kai!!! that dude had no chill at all, he did not even wait for me to finish, he grabbed the chicken from my hand and was eating it...haha, you needed to have seen my face...Damn!!! for crying out loud, I was expecting the normal, normal " no, thank you oo"...lol, that annoying fella looked at me and said "oh, sorry baby sis...thanks for the meat, you can now go and sleep"... omo, that thing pain me nobe small ooo...

I ran back to mama, crying..guess what? she sent me to bed too *sad face*...I slept that night dreaming of the chicken, and I didn't talk to my brother till we left the village (lol, you know that Kain bitter malice na)..... Finally ,finally, I devised a new means of asking someone to join me while eating.."come and join me, thank you, don't mention"...lol, that one dey pain enter bone marrow ...ehhhh, call me 'stingy'...once bitten...you know the rest na

Ladies and gents!! that was the funny/bitter Christmas experience I had in the past...it's now time for each and everyone of you to share your's...com'on, don't be lazy..make today a memorable one .... Before I drop the mic for the next person, I would like to send a Christmas shout out to the following people:

pinceprinz
faith551
martyns303
flokii
stfuareyouGod
primeministerr
murphyibiam15
Queennikky
sameer1212
chandli
naijaboiy
julianne10
Lalasticlala
tosyne2much
vizkiz
cutehector
roctation
ugliest
farano
Alienstar
jolllyjoy
Decker
fajani
pretydiva
moezzy
donTbone
obiorathesubtle
osedvgirl
tunchi101
misspicy2
pweetychyka
potestdeus
Afrok
ajinoride
nature8
fistking01
johnsown
mzztega
donbenedict
iceberylin
20bc
cupidhero
twaci
Davidmoyes
ceenoEvu
dyn1800
deetus
ishiilove

and every other person that drops by.... I wish you all--------happiness, love, fulfilment,peace, prosperity, friendship, joy, blessings,kindness, strength and grace this day.... MERRY XMAS.....Enjoy the rest of your day #peace

*drops mic*

Nice story but you still eat chicken head and feet even till now. Say the truth and shame the devil.

kilode100:
I know that I will be fuxking a random guy..

Even in this harmattan, your Toto no dey dry nii?

So the fastest way to hammer now is to be fecking someone related to Buhari.

If I see any babe that hails from Daura henceforth, she must collect.

Bishopmayowa:
A NL member said this girl is with a guy and I almost cursed him but I was wrong and he was right...

You almost curse your fellow man because of olosho wey you never even feck before?
I almost cursed you now too.

It is only expected.
If babe finally goes to visit a niggar after months of online chyking and games, e go be like say dem kidnap am because the marathon staffing go be Olympic standard.

rheether:
Don jazzy, pls marry me.

If you are not after money, u can come and price my market. Na the same prick wey don jazzy get me sef carry.

Weyrey ni e seh