₦airaland Forum

blank:
If soldier marry corper, dem go born mumu.

Dem go born mumu, dem go born mumu.

If soldier marry corper, dem go born mumu.

If dem just dey feck with no strings attached nko?

ivyT:
Na wa o..6months too early sef,9mnths is ok because both of them dey carry belle

dats a proverb..

Let me get this right. So you would make a guy wait for 9 months??

even God created the earth and everything on it in just 6 days oooo.

Once you start to feck her, she will start billing you if she doesn't before.

Op, weyrey ni e seh

If she wants a quiet place, make we meet for inside bush then.

1st date is at a public place but by 2nd date if she won't come to my place, I can always pay her a visit.
No location where my prick no dey work.

Most virgins are unexposed and not too sharp but that is expected.

No time to start teaching somebody the ABC's of sex. We all learnt by experimentation. Nobody's genitals came from birth with instruction manual.

I just wanna do my 2 rounds and try to make you also cum in the process.

As for marriage, I want someone halfway between a decent girl and olosho. No virgins abeg.

Let's be realistic. It depends on the rapport between you and your guy and the level of OT.
But get your guys permission unless the friendship with your guy isn't worth it.

6 months relationship and the guy never attempt to feck you?

Investigate that niggar or better still investigate yourself.

God no dey do bad thing

Let them give us prepaid meters and let's see who loses. The whole country receives 4000MW at most but billions of naira is charged monthly. With prepaid, they will only receive the true worth of the rubbish light we get.

Cane don finish for bush??

Santa be clutching his deek so hard while dancing like it had been stolen before...

She looks good but I will re evaluate when I see her step right out of the bathroom. No clothes, no make up.

Waste of data. Which kain yama yama yansh be this sef?

I had to stylishly disengage from one 19 year old virgin babe whom i was running circles around because of shiit like this.

No be say we go fork finish then police, efcc and DSS go dey pursue me like say I follow collect money from Dasuki.

Even if you treat and abuse them like animals, once you lavish money on her, she will tell all who care to listen that you are God's greatest gift to earth.

If you are intrigued by this and you studied a science course in the university, your parents deserve a refund of the school fees.

butanep:
You are talking about six... I know a friend dating eight ladies. It's not an active dating shall

5 in lagos, 2 in benin, 1 for ogun

This guy!! Shey person dey give you money for all these your lies nii? Sho ya weyrey nii?

like 1 or 2k max to rent a fresh front line game CD and enough time to finish the game, like a month.

There can be incentives to encourage renting more CDs and returning them even earlier than schedule as soon as they can.

*Organize game competitions.

Get your heads outta your arsses. A Yoruba name doesn't make him a Nigerian. Did he grow up here? Was he born here? He is a US citizen. Just like when a US citizen with a Nigerian name is involved in criminality over there.

The US Dep NSA position no be like Nigeria own which any Santa claus can hold

Swallow $115,000 notes? without draw soup? Abeg tell me something else

Call your favourite radio personality to tell her then direct her not to miss listening to the show to receive a message.

check the price that people successfully sold theirs in recent times and be properly guided.

Slinging dope 24/7, you can call me Pope the boss

Putin in work but I ain't that nigga Vladimir

Two year waiting list before you see me

Superstar pope so when you see me make a wish

M hungry, tell Michelle Obama to make a dish

It's Pope the boss!!


My mixtape "Vatican boss" drops soon...

This isn't rape...it's more like 50 shades of grey.

BTW, how can someone be f*cking you and you are screaming someone else's name?

Whenever I see Nigerians making waves like this, you can always be damn sure it is abroad. The Nigerian ecosystem has a way of inhibiting its citizen's potential.

If she studied in Nigeria, chances that she won't blossom like this are very high.

All high class oloshos in Lagos claim to be actresses but we no dey see them inside film.

So if not for the required re election, this man wouldn't have remembered his people?....

The devil himself must have been a Nigerian politician.

Rather than use 150k to buy iPhone 6 way fit lost, I go buy
PlayStation 4 with phantom pain and pes 2016 for 100k 21 inches LED for 25k. Infinix hot and some fuel for the generator

As long as the rich and affluent keep getting away with crime, Nigerians will continue to dish out jungle justice to unfortunate criminals.

This country na Zoo abeg make we dey honest

Anyss:
buh for guys its not?

Guys have proven that uncountable times. We say we are in love just so ladies can open their legs...and you girls never learn.

The seat of emotions in women is located close to their genitals.