₦airaland Forum

Morale is high. Waiting for next year's form.

LesbianBoy:
This simi geh that wee be doing like vargin! Mschteew! She better be careful if not ycee wee jagaban her puzzy

Shey dem no go furck before nii?

Guyyy

.Some things are valuable than money

See people mentioning condoms of 500 naira upwards. Assuming one furcks 2 rounds per sex session every other day, that is like 15k per month.

In this Buhari economy??

And I know a lot of people are sexually more active than that because na only tootooh dey bring joy for this period for most guys.

Pull out game on Vacuum cleaner mode.

NB: by the way, any woman wey sabi types of condom pass men, her poosie should be quarantined. Just saying...

all to end up in the labour market. The Nigerian Labour market.

between nigeria and kenya, i never sabi the one wey devil dey use pass

ouzo1:
Make I scratch nyash joor

if any craw craw drop for ground make you sweep am ooo

so he should carry a RPG in his shorts coz he wanna furck u??

person wey rap music don sack since just ome dey tender resignation letter now. Elete.

He is one of my former classmate's favourite rapper. but that my classmate no get sense so....

autolearner:
My Pastor Would Always Say, If It Is Not in the Bible, DO NOT follow it!

Once there is a biblical backing for this, then it's good. But so far, i have not found one!


Id*&#s who call themselves pastors in a bid to tell this new (#artnotNudity) generation what they want to hear and fleece them will go to any length to twist and turn the bible. Reminds me of a time when an ex told me she'd like to be a muse for a topless shoot. I simply told her to walk and never look back. We can't abound in sin and ask for grace to continue.



These verses of the bible sums it all up;

2 Timothy 4:3-4

3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
4 And they shall turn away [their] ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.


2 Peter 2:1-3

1. But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.
2. And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of.
3. And through covetousness shall they with feigned words make merchandise of you: whose judgment now of a long time lingereth not, and their damnation slumbereth not.

before your gf can develop the effontery to tell you she wants to go for a topless photo shoot, you two prolly must have been furcking....so miss me with all the bible passage abeg

holluphemydavid:
She wud av be feature in Porn

keep your fingers crossed. she is still young and her toohtoh never close

if not for post ume, some of us might not have gained admission into any uni

i hear gays like to phuck a diarrhoea patient coz there would be no need for lubrication

they have said it all. Eat well and target the big muscles in the body. The thighs, chest, back and lastly abs. Also reduce the rate you phuck. Ejaculation dey expend protein. Make you no just go die for gym.

Torukwein:
This guy is funny.....

the guy no joke ooo. he mean am.

XX01:
Why would you say that?

It's a classy place that my friends who are young professionals hang out. Some of us were married, others were single, it was never an issue.

At the risk of sounding misogynistic, they must have had enough cases of young women congregating there and running paroles. Even your evening gatherings over there with your friends must have looked suspicious.

XX01:
This is strange. I have gone there several times unescorted and never been turned back. Sometimes, I meet up with friends there. Never had to explain myself. Except this is new.

Na one of the peopele wey cause the policy be this.

This one na GTA VI

TedBaker:
chineke!!! Were did u knw dis my two pple. Nawa ooo. U be confam viewer!! Jada fire ASA akira London keyes olivia o'lovely re all my pple.

omo, you sef don tey for this game oo.

Everything na packaging. Even Lex steele and vanessa blue for naija wedding can claim to both be virgins.

Me sef na virgin.

e fit be jazz. dont trust all these black contending niggiez

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they planned to do just short time but as d babe tootoh too sweet, na hin make dem turn super mario for there.

but the babe strong sha

misspicy:
Because I am worth it
If a man shows me he is worth it,I can equally do same,but not this random men we have around

everybody appears random from afar na.
Strangers become acquaintances, then friends, dates, phucking buddies, courtship, engagement...and so on. As long as they keep blending together. u get my drift.

misspicy:
Married to her or you want to turn her to Lord of the rings


As for me sha,I cannot fit give man that kin money o,especially the kind of men we are breeding these days

but if na man give you that kain money, you go collect

Ayoolajumoke:
Don't go there bro, colmasites are not responsible for the bad occurrences in Funaab.

Fkhalifa:
I also reasoned the intro of colmas into the school, the institution became overpopulated, but it is wrong to assume they are the major cause of these negative news, even though I feel they are part..
Finished last year and I'm already missing that arena, ##really enjoyed the balogun first 2 sessions

Well its a funny coincidence sha. A lot of contributory factors involved, it would be unfair to lay it all on COLMAS

Saddens my heart. Since the inception of those commercial courses( COLMAS) , the school has been become crazy.

and that VC even tho' he is a pastor, na rubbish guy

This isnt the same UNAAB I passed through

Providence and a lot of make up. Thats all I see here. Moving on to the next senseless frontpage topic.

E be like say the 127k in 7 months include fuel that your tenant has been using for his gen.

Even if you disconnect his electricity, that wont ensure he settles the arrears owed.

Pchidexy:
Your English go kill person o! Grinded ko! The right word is ground ginger.

Thank me later.

As you can see, I wasn't aiming for a Nobel prize in literature with my pidgin. So how about I just thank you right now?

the guy na oloshho. see her tattoos for both arms like para military badges.

kolomax:
When a wife complains of her husband's sexual weakness, I ask her, what have you done to increase his sexual prowess? ?

The kind of food you feed your husband could make him perform soo poorly.

Sex is not an individual responsibility since both of you engage in it and enjoy it. Sex must be enjoyed equally.



If this is the case, wives you have a big role to play not by only inviting him to bed but helping him last longer in bed and doing the work excellently .

Let me remind you of Ginger and dried dates.

Ginger is a powerful natural aphrodisiac, increases sexual prowess, increase libido and makes one stay longer in bed.

Dear wives, when your lovely husband return from work in the evening and after serving his meal, just give him Ginger Juice.

Place ginger into a blender, cover with 1 and half cup of water and blend until ginger is thick and pasty. Strain and squeeze juice from ginger, place it on fire and allow it to heat a little bit then give it to oga to drink. he will climb mountain Everest with ease.

I have a friend who told me after making love to his wife just one round he fell off. Then his wife went to the kitchen, grinned ginger and inserted it into her vagina , that very moment his boneless leg became very hard and he climbed Kalahari mountain twice.

As for dates, make sure you both eat if before taking little of your 3 daily meals, it gives alot
(C&P)

grinded ginger? which kain rugged tootoh be that?