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Improve ke?, Far from it. the truth is that its getting worse, I have written a letter of complaint to PHCN to come and ermove their cables, because its of no use,

Hi muslim faithfuls.
I need your help on this subject matter. I came home after work yestaday and sensed that our security gate man smoked few sticks of cigar. That is not my problem anyway, but what i got concerned about is that he claimed to be observing the ramadan and still smoke, so want to know if smoking cigar is allowed during fasting.

I got in few days back and met my little baby sleeping. Actually, he is just 5months old. I saw him smiling (or almost laughing) while sleeping. Then I became curious whether babies do dreams too. Professionals & psychologists in the house, please help out. Thanks

Hmmmmmmmm, my 1st fone was Siemen bought my MTN line for 23,000. The fone has a very little memory. When u receive a call and the number is not in yur contact, there is no way yu see d number again, I gave it out in annoyance. Bought Nokia 1100. Gave it to my sister. Bought Tel.Me T918, a touch screen fone. It made me fall i love with any touch screen fone. I got Nokia N70, gave it out too, Now am with Gigabyte Gsmart i120, Window mobile and Touch screen. I added couple of dis China fone to support my multiple lines.

I hav bn waiting for yu guys o mail me d operamini cnfiguration for MT and ZAIN. Onc more my add is deji.ajayi@ymail.com. Tnx

Hi guys,
Can anyone help with the setting for both MTN and Zain for Gsmart i120 fone (Window Mobile Platform) and Nokia N70. I downloaded the operamini 4.0 but there is no room to put network settings. My mail is deji.ajayi@ymai.com,

Thanks. I count on you guys,

I have same problem too. What could have bn the cause. Whats d way out?

A civil/geotechnical engineer is here!!

One of the chinese proverbs says a journey of thousand miles starts with a step. Our president talked about Vision 2020 and his seven point agenda. Ask many Nigerians today to tell you the 7-point agenda of Mr president, majority dont know. We are targeting Vision 2020 when in 2009 we have not even lay the foundation for its realization. The whole thing is like building castle in the air.

Long live Nigeria!!!

My sister!I plead with yu to go ahead with the wedding and heed to nice advice i read earlier. I know of a sister very close to me. It is exactly wat happened to you that happened to her too. She left the guy. As I write you now, she is still single at 42. She actually got married to someone else thereafter, but it was a wrong marriage. The marriage was dissolved. I mean dissolved not divorced. It was terriblle. It is beta to be single than to be in that home. So I advice you to heed to those that asked you to stay put. Goodluck

THIS IS A REMODIFIED VERSION OF MY POST SENT IN SOMETIMES MIDDLE OF LAST YEAR. IF I GET THE PAGE I WILL LET U KNOW

1. TWO GUYS WERE DISCUSSING. AT A POINT, ONE OF THE GUY SAID. IT IS MATTER OF COOPERATE"

2. I WENT TO A FRIENDS CLASS IN THE JSS DAYS AND THE CLASS PREFECT APPROACHED ME AND ASKED, 'WHAT ARE YOU WANT""

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A trial shall surely convince you.

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TO ALL AGENTS
I NEED SMALL, DECENT AND GOOD LOOKING OFFICE SPACE NOT LESS THAN 30SQM AROUND OGBA INDUSTRIAL AREA OR IKEJA. PLZ IF YOU HAVE ANY, DO REPLY THIS POST. THANKS

the center refree of today's match between Eyinba and Bayelsa United collapsed and started foaming at about 10 mins to the end of the match afetr a poor officiating experience from him. It was like in was not in charge at a point during the game which was mered with act of lawlessness from the players. Later he was rushed to the hospital while the match official completed the remaininng few minutes to the end of the game. Pls lets pray for the refree for quik recovery if he is still alive,

Can Anyone state the most stupid question you have been ever asked by someone!

i think one of the best way to propose is this. girl! marry me and you be in perpetual pleasure for the rest of your life, otherwise you are doomed.

thats is a nice one there.pls keep it up!!

I WAS DRIVING AROUND WOJI IN PH SOMETIME LAST YEAR. I GOT TO A POLICE CHECK POINT. I WAS STOPPED AND HE OFFICER REQUESTED FOR MY PAPER, WHICH I HONOURABLY PRESENTED. WHEN HE SCANNED TRU ALL AND FOUND NO FAULT, HE DECIDED TO ASK FORO AN UNIMAGINABLE VEHICLE ITEM.
HE SAID, "OK!THESE PAPERS ARE COMPLETE BUT I WILL ARREST YOU FOR NOT HAVING EXTRA TYRE"

I WAS

does the 350k at ofada include the c of o and every other necessary document. do reply.

THE ISSUE IN QUESTION IS SUBJECT TO INDIVIDUAL CHARACTER OF THE INDIVIDUAL, OBJECTIVES AND IMPORTANCE ATTACHED TO SUCH CHASE AND THE RESULTANT RELATIONSHIP. RELATIONSHIP IS EXPECTED TO BE TWO SIDED. IT IS NOT EXPECTED TO BE LEFT TO ONLY THE GUY. I STILL CALL MY WIFE EVERYDAY EVER SINCE WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED EXCEPT ON WEEKENDS WHEN WE ARE HOME TOGETHER. SHE DOES SAME AS MUCH AS SHE CAN. SHE WILL CALL JUST TO KNOW HOW THE DAY IS GOING. JUST SIMPLE AS THAT. IT HELPS TO STRENGHTNING THE RELATIONSHIP.
THANKS

i have seen this joke several times. well thanks for the copy and paste work.

Dear Poster!
I will like to share my experience with you and i believe it will help you too. I have a kid already and turning One by December. During my wife's pregnancy, she neva allowed me to have sex with her for close to 4 months too at the early stage. When we discussed it, I discovered she was scared to do it being her first pregancy. She ws naive about it. When I noticed that, we went to our doctor together and raised the issue. He (doctor) explained to her that there is no harm in it only that we have to save the last one month to her EDD. We were both happy at the end of the whole thing.

My advice is that:
1. Discuss with her first and know exactly why she is refusing you.
2. Some women are not freak about sex in pregancy, your wife could be one of them. Try to find out.
3. You have to understand with her, that you dont have to do it as often as before the pregnancy.
Some of them get tired enough and get discourage to have sex atall. You have to help her out in the house chores. This encourages her and show you are part of the pregnancy too.
4. Let her know how yu feel abt the whole situation and that you dont wish to do sometin she wouldnt approve. Om sure she will understand too.
5. Lastly, praay together.

used to drive pass Iju road, Agege (a suburb of Lagos) regularly. There is a particular junction called Fagba Junction. Some of us that are used to the area know how choatic the junction used to be. Just like most Lagos streets, where you find beggers. There are alot of them on this road too. There is this particular young boy I used to notice whenever I pass. He should be around 14 years of age.
On this particular day, he came near my window and sought for alms. I replied him that he should go and enroll in school or trade. Afterall, nothing much is wrong with him only that he had one poor leg as a result of polio effect. He didn't say anything but left to seek favour from other cars waiting in queue. After few minutes he came back and said, "wetin you talk the other time?"I repeated my earlier statement. His response was shocking. He said,"work?, this one wey I dey do Nko?". i.e. This one Im doing what do you call it. I was dumbfolded and I dont even know the next reply i should give.

Please, my pple, what is this situation turning to? Is there any end to this menace? It is a big eyesore finding beggers all over our streets. What picture those it depicts to the outside world. What can we do as individual to discourage this act? What also do you think should be the part of govt. I want your responses.

A man stops off at a bar after work to have a couple of drinks. He starts talking to this woman, and even though the guy is married, he thinks she is so fine that he agrees to go back to her place.

When he gets to her place, he finds out that she is a prostitute and that she wants $75.

"Forget it," the man says, "you never told me you were a prostitute." "But I do have $10 on me, will you take that?"

"You won't get any decent prostitute for that," the hooker says. She throws the guy out.

Later that night, the man and his wife go out to dinner. While they are eating, the same prostitute who happens to also be eating there recognizes the guy.

She comes up to him and says, "See, I told you." "Look at the kind of trash you'll pick up for $10."

An Igbo trader had an accident and was rushed to the hospital unconscious. When he woke up, he asked for his sons.

"Papa, we are here," his sons chorused.

"Where is my wife?" the man then asked.

"I am here, dear," his wife said as she rushed to his bedside.

The man then asked, "So na who come dey shop?"

I no come work today!!!

Hung Chow calls work and says, " hey, boss i no come work today, I really sick. i got headache, stomach ache and my leg hurt, I no come work."

the boss says, you know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like that I go tell my wife give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. Boss I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. It a nice house you got there.

A man was approached by a co-worker at lunch who
invited him out for a few beers after work. The
man said that his wife would never go for it,
that she does not allow him to go drinking
with the guys after work. The co-worker suggested
a way to overcome that problem:

"When you get home tonight, sneak into the house,
slide down under the sheets, gently pull down
your wife's undies, and give her MouthAction. Woman
love it, and believe me, she'll never mention
that you were out late with the boys."

So the man agreed to try it, and went out and
enjoyed himself. Late that night he sneaked into
the house, slid down under the sheets, gently
slid down his wife's undies, and gave her oral
sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but
after a little while, he reaized he had to take
a leak , so he told her he'd be right back, got
out of bed and walked down the hall to the
bathroom. When he opened the door and went in,
he was very suprised to see his wife sitting
on the john.

"How did you get in here?" he asked

"Shhhh!!!" she replied, "you'll wake-up my
mother!"

DRIVING LESSON!!

A woman picked up a driving lesson. On her first day she learnt about the gear system amongst other things. She slept later in the day with her husband by her stack naked with his erected p**nis. Carried away by the activities of the day, the woman dreaming, started to try out the gear system she learnt using the man erected thing. She started with gear 1 and it looked pleasant to man as he was enjoying it. She tried all other gears from gear 1 through gear 4. Guess what happen when she tried reverse gear!!!!

And!!!