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Sanboy25: Bitter Alomo I guess...

alomo is a fruit juice
I take heineken

Sanboy25: Tipsy ? did you drink last night ?

Nope, today...its 8pm down here

kaboninc: Cough out loud! Lol
He's not married sanboy. You could marry him. The process has already begun. And what's wrong with nairaland not bringing two birds together?

And, i'll sponsor the honey moon vac

Sanboy25: Lol, why this reaction any objections ?
Hi how are you ? Church was sweet ?

For the sake of the press, no comment

I am fine, a little tipsy, didn't go to church

Sanboy25: LOL is NL really a dating site...
I think that MR Atheist and I don't have the same age... he seems like a big man with his family and wife... I guess that the whereabouts of a young and naive girl like me is not interesting enough for him....

**coughs**
Hmm

Sanboy25: Good night peeps, I'm going to bed. Sweet dreams and wet kisses

Ehe go

Stegomiah sweety

@the chic above

What can you offer in a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship and what do you expect in return

[quote author=Ile-Ife] i don't know why i'm not in the mood. are you related to any of them?[/quote]i think i should be asking you that

gluv01: The only odd thing i see here is a supposedly rich guy drinking wine with a tea cup...If for nothing, posting it on the internet

welcome to the world of advertising


The only odd thing i see here is a moronic OP deciding on his own that the two guys are competing/measuring what ever his moronic brain thinks of

Princessmel: Yes, I have read your opinion and everyone else's too. Thanks people. The only problem i have is that he is subtley pressurising me and i don't want to lose him over such

sweety, are u sure you're 24...you sound 13 to me

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...bro ..am juss tryin to understand why u repsonded when i directly ask my Sandboy for B.j....are u sayin u do a berrrra job?...please clarify? (no oofeinsese) [/quote]oh yes, i do a berrrra job in helping your matter...you need Jesus in your life. Now say amen

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]....errmmm Bro, i didnt ask u for B.J.... I asked Sandboy!

.....U giv B.J?? [/quote]


Go to the sexuality section, you need your sanity from there


or go watch some p0rn cartoons
we know it makes your day

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]......ok sweery...If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting heads or Blooow J? [/quote]if the coin stands on it's index

Shollypopz: Are u sure u're not my twin??!

I couldn't have said it any better.....Ultra GBAM!

@op: There is no stipulated time for this sorta thing, when the time is right you'll know and it will flow. Don't force it

biko, it always flow, you people should stop deceiving them naive girls


at Op, call the guy and tell him to buy condom when coming next....nonsense

DnigerianPrince: Personally, As a guy, I will say No, don't do with him it yet. We value it more if we have to work for it, not saying it's good but it's just what it is. If you don't give in easily, he'll have more respect for you after all, he can always pay to get sex outside. My advise remains the same, go otu with him more and build someting at least. If he likes you enough anf wants you, he waill wait.....at least you are not asking him to wait till he marries you.

guy, what is your problem. Why are you being an enemy of progress to someone

eeeeerrr, op, sorry to bust your bubble but keanu reeves has a mansion at hollywood hills. he bought $5 million in the year 2003.

and his mom was a hairdresser, not a stripper

Sanboy25: Yes ?

why do u like looking for trouble

Sanboy25: lol don't mind me, it's cool feeling the rush off adrenaline down your spine when dealing with multiple opponents, it just makes things more interesting...
I provoked the first one on purpose , it was too funny seeing him in rage and cursing just because I had hit a sensible nerve... the next one is just a user who wants to look good defending the other... It was fun though, I should do that more often

Stegomiah: Dis post is funny to me, hmmmn.... Maybe!

Miss professor, i hope am not paying for your classes
Can we begin

Stegomiah: Yeah! Lyk letter writting

And nairaland writing

The boys just like picking on you...

don't worry, it's what you get for showing off your intelligence

Stegomiah: It makes my message clearer and simpler, i lyk things being in a more organized and simple way, not complex, tis just ma style, wen writting my exams in skul i do something similar, nd it works, cos d lecturer would be more interested unlike writting a thesis!

Though it won't be valid in an examination when you're required to write a thesis

Sanboy25: Yeah...

ask her na...Stegomiah sweety, can we continue our lesson on Metaphor and punctuation

Sanboy25: Lol come on, be nice. Which babe ar eyou talking about furthermore ?

Sanboy25: Here she is, don't be shy dear

Do not put me in trouble Ooo
She's just my English professor

kaboninc: I thought he was even interesting...the boring guy bored me to sleep. Now he's come here to look for a babe. When am available.

Mumu, you think say i be you. Mr. cork don collect your babe oo. Na die you dey o