₦airaland Forum

ogugua88: [size=13pt]^^^ Chelu. I'll personally tap pammy for you.[/size]

toshmann: $2

toshmann: na USA i dey, wetin you expect

abeg show me foto jare

toshmann: no worries, i'll hang them where my hands can reach

una wey dey europe/africa, night never reach, una no go sleep?
modella where are you?

ItsModella: I like being "on top"... so how do you plan on achieving that?

toshmann: dude na who get that foto wey u post so?
@spike c

annawhite: please what is talking?

Peter pan: . Easy for you to say, since you are nt part of the affected people, after preparing for the exam and going out to do your best only to get your score slashed by some idealess morons of which you might be part of, listen if you don't have any thing useful to add to this thread, then get out

Sure sir: God bles u . .hw cn i get 2 marks in english lang. . . N d total ws 68. Hw is dat possible ? Hw r d markin it .? My der, i wil go 2 my choice of skul without JAMB. . Writin of JAMB must b stop .wat nonsense.

CFCfan: True. The Politics and Romance sections are the most frequented on NL. Sometimes, I dey pity other sections, such as Auto and Business.

CFCfan: Yeah, it's only once in a blue moon that a 'visitor' stops by

pmonkz: True talk from Spikes but we aint saying the same thing. U don't have to intentionally mark students down, let the schools do the selection with their post jamb, or what's d essence of post jamb?

fckyourman: I agree with you, let universities do their part of the work.

CFCfan: I can tell you that the number of 'active' accounts on Nairaland can't be more than 100,000. Some members have up to 7 other alt accounts!

pmonkz: SurE I can, let's check this, UNILAG has capacity for only abt 5000, OOU for about 7000 or there about and LASU also about that amount, where the hell do we want to squeeze in 1.7million students?
Its not self denial. Its FACT.

spikes C: Am trying to say Nigerian students should learn to stand out.

If 1 million people get 200 and 500,000 get 250, who will you admit?

Do you know what it takes to get into Cambridge, Oxford and Harvard University?
It is called the law of supply and demand. If there're too much students applying, increase your cut-off mark. It is that simple

fckyourman: Are you trying to say nigerian students are bunch of illiterates. what i meant was flying colors to get at least 200

fckyourman: "After June 1, the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) for 2013 would have been over with 1.7million students left alone to jostle for the 520,000 admission spaces in tertiary institutions in Nigeria."(Vanguard 2013)

Okay if 1 million pass jamb with flying colors, how are we suppose to accommodate them despite the space available in universities are 520,000, So Jamb purposely fail almost half of these candidates due to lack of spaces in universities. Do you get it know ?

pmonkz: ------------------------------------------------------------------

Wooow! It baffles me when a Nigerian writes like this. The main reason for the mass failure is because the universities don't have the right capacity to absorb students, so JAMB intentionally failed students.

fckyourman: Jamb is inaccurate when marking scripts, there are using sovient-union machines to mark the results. how on earth do you expect to achieve 100% accuracy, and second these student didnt not fail jamb there are marked wrongly due to lack of university infrastructures.

Br3nd4: *whistling* I see Spikes running

Br3nd4: Helloooo. . . Spikes? You there? Should I call an ambulance?

Br3nd4: Lol... Maybe he's not?

Dahmn!! You gotta take this offer

adaobi123: Well as a proud Igbo gyel we need to talk about bank accounts, houses in banana island and frequent trips to Dubai and co. Basically I wanna do, big gyel tings

CFCfan: Spikes C and Mr "no offense" Cork are wooing Adaobi officially. Should I join them?

adaobi123: Im okay dear. A lover ? nahhh, hes just playing