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HealthRe: COVID-19: Oyo Discharges 2, Catches 1 Escapee As Another Absconds To The North by Splazy(m): 12:24pm On May 07, 2020
tolimaxman:
This is to notify the General public that I have disown this country Nigeria. angry
hahaha � Nigeria that has disowned you since.
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: Don’t Extend Lockdown, NLC Tells FG by Splazy(m): 10:01am On Apr 23, 2020
Really we in a critical situation where normal rules no longer apply..am about to relocate to Mars where i came from..the evil forces pushing hard to overwhelm earth.
RomanceRe: Big-Sized Lady With Huge Backside Causes Stir Online by Splazy(m): 9:28pm On Apr 10, 2019
I need to raise 100million within one month.
TravelRe: Ibadan Residents Protest Telecom Companies Destroying Their Roads On Twitter by Splazy(m): 9:27pm On Apr 10, 2019
I need to raise 100million within one month.
PoliticsRe: IMF Ranks Nigeria Second Worst In The World In Use Of Sovereign Wealth Fund by Splazy(m): 9:26pm On Apr 10, 2019
I need to raise 100million within one month.
PoliticsRe: Young Soldiers Travel To Maiduguri In High Spirits To Battle Boko Haram. Photos by Splazy(m): 9:17pm On Jan 18, 2019
hope they don't meet Their Waterloo
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Has Succeeded In Motivating Yahoo Boys – Man Blames Singer by Splazy(m): 11:13am On Jan 18, 2019
Yahoo is the key..
Yahoo is the key..
Yahoo is the master key
Niggas started with laptop
and ended in dollars..
Yahoo is the master key...�
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are The Lessons 2018 Taught You? by Splazy(m): 9:48pm On Dec 28, 2018
mine is I learnt that man shall not leave by bread alone..
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are Your Worst & Best Unforgettable Memories Of 2018? by Splazy(m): 9:09pm On Dec 28, 2018
worst: buhari's unfulfilled promises.
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Lady Who Has Had An Abortion Before? by Splazy(m): 10:42am On Nov 12, 2018
Amakababe:
I don't just think. I know and am sure of more than 50%
I think when something is up to 85% then you have to generize.
Foreign AffairsRe: California Wildfire Update: 11 Dead, 35 Missing, The Worst In California History by Splazy(m): 4:33pm On Nov 11, 2018
insurance companies are in coma now..this is what we call constructive total loss..
CelebritiesRe: WIZKID Endorses Banky W For House Of Representatives Seat by Splazy(m): 2:09pm On Nov 11, 2018
for they were together with one accord
EducationFederal Polytechnic Oko Utme by Splazy(op): 11:39am On Aug 15, 2016
NOTICE! FEDERAL POLYTECHNIC OKO POST UTME FORM IS NOW ON SALE AT THE FIX RATE OF #4000 .
PoliticsRe: Why Nigeria, Its People, Are Suffering — Buhari by Splazy(m): 10:56pm On Aug 11, 2016
need Putin to give you some sense,on how to properly manage Nigeria in this hardtime..even economic sanctions where imposed on Russia by us,eu but they are better of we..
PoliticsRe: Why Nigeria, Its People, Are Suffering — Buhari by Splazy(m): 10:44pm On Aug 11, 2016
No clear distinction in your administration.
PoliticsRe: Why Nigeria, Its People, Are Suffering — Buhari by Splazy(m): 10:42pm On Aug 11, 2016
hence the collapse of the economy,under the auspiecies of you and your economic adviser's.
PoliticsRe: Why Nigeria, Its People, Are Suffering — Buhari by Splazy(m): 10:37pm On Aug 11, 2016
hardship is already there..it is now crystal clear that the economy is in debris state..
PoliticsRe: Why Nigeria, Its People, Are Suffering — Buhari by Splazy(m): 10:34pm On Aug 11, 2016
continue faning the embers of sectionalism..nepotism and maladministration,now order of the day in Nigeria..
EducationWaec Result-help by Splazy(op): 2:49pm On Aug 11, 2016
WAEC result is out, my neighbour's daughter had 4Es, 6Ds and 3Fs. She was told to ask me which school will accept such result...Well, i just advised her to try Sunday school...only God can accommodate our weaknesses.
SportsSoccer Braine Teaser-who Am I? by Splazy(op): 10:21pm On Jul 31, 2016
* I've played alongside C.Ronaldo, L.Messi, Z.Ibrahimovich, W.Rooney, Vander sar, Ronaldinho, Heinze, Puyol and Xavi * I scored in Euro cup, World cup, Ucl, La-liga, Epl and Fa cup * My goal was voted as best goal of the tournament of an Euro cup * In Ucl final, i came on as a substitute in the 61st minute and then provided both assists for my team winning in a 2-1 margin * I have won scottish premier league 4 times, La-liga 2 times, champions league once and English premier league once. I have also won European Golden Boot and UEFA Golden-Player Award............ WHO AM I?
SportsSoccer Brain-teaser; Who Am I?? by Splazy(op): 10:06pm On Jul 31, 2016
* I've played alongside C.Ronaldo, L.Messi, Z.Ibrahimovich, W.Rooney, Vander sar, Ronaldinho, Heinze, Puyol and Xavi * I scored in Euro cup, World cup, Ucl, La-liga, Epl and Fa cup * My goal was voted as best goal of the tournament of an Euro cup * In Ucl final, i came on as a substitute in the 61st minute and then provided both assists for my team winning in a 2-1 margin * I have won scottish premier league 4 times, La-liga 2 times, champions league once and English premier league once. I have also won European Golden Boot and UEFA Golden-Player Award............ WHO AM I??
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote Refinery Executive Trainee Fresh Recruitment 2016 (50 Positions) by Splazy(m): 6:55pm On Jul 18, 2016
good..but any who knows jamb better tell them to stop playing with me..seriously...
EducationRe: Posting Confusion : Jamb Finally Breaks Silence by Splazy(m): 6:50pm On Jul 18, 2016
any uni,poly,co.edu..
EducationJULY 18th:jamb Posting Of Candidates. by Splazy(op): 4:58pm On Jul 18, 2016
Have you been posted If NO let's meet here.... The question is===>>If you have been checking since Monday(11-7-2016) and you have not been posted, and you get posted today kindly share your jamb score and course.
EducationRe: What Happen To All Does Who Have Cutoff Mark And Have Not Been Posted by Splazy(m): 3:27pm On Jul 18, 2016
in the name of God i beg..jamb to post me to any institution..please tired of staying at home..
EducationRe: Posting Confusion : Jamb Finally Breaks Silence by Splazy(m): 3:16pm On Jul 18, 2016
in the name of God i beg..jamb to post me to any institution..please tired of staying at home..
Christianity EtcRe: T.B. Joshua Speaks On Food Scarcity: "You Have Not Seen Anything Yet” (Video) by Splazy(m): 7:47pm On May 25, 2016
no grace will save the 95%
Christianity EtcRe: T.B. Joshua Speaks On Food Scarcity: "You Have Not Seen Anything Yet” (Video) by Splazy(m): 7:44pm On May 25, 2016
please man of God..please tell God to direct..the large scale famine to the 95% who brought this to themselves.
PoliticsFayose:increased Fuel Price,an Indirect Tax On Nigerians. by Splazy(op): 3:35pm On May 25, 2016
Outspoken critic and governor of Ekiti state, Ayo
Fayose has revealed that the increase in fuel
price from N87 per litre to N145 per litre was an
Indirect Tax imposed on Nigerians. Fayose said the Buhari led federal government
lied to Nigerians that it was removing subsidy
when the truth was that the government is broke. “In rewarding Nigerians for electing him as
president, President Buhari opted to increase
petrol pump price by N58.50!” Fayose said in an
assessment statement signed by himself. READ ALSO: “Terminate their lives”, Fayose declares war on Fulani herdsmen “The first justification of the increment was
removal of subsidy. But Nigerians were later
stunned when the Vice President, Prof Yemi
Osinbajo said pump price of petrol was increased
because Nigeria was broke! “In other words, President Buhari increased
petrol pump price because the country was broke
and it needed to shore up its revenue base. The
N58.50 added to the previous pump price of
N86.50 was an Indirect Tax imposed on each litre
of petrol purchased by Nigerians. “Simply put, the Federal Government is indirectly
collecting N58.50 naira tax from suffering
Nigerians on each litre of petrol they buy. Buhari
is no doubt acting like the proverbial
Agbalowomeri Baale Jontolo (A king that exploit
his extremely poor subject to further enrich himself).” The governor said under the Buhari/APC
government, “it is almost certain that our
suffering will continue till 2019.” READ ALSO: Stomach infrastructure governor: Nigerians mock Fayose for doing this in public
(photos) “Nigerians should be reminded that the manner
of hardship being faced now was also faced
during Buhari’s first coming as a military
dictator when people had to queue for essential
commodities. Now, Nigerians can’t even afford
common tomato to prepare soup.
PoliticsMassob:naira Fall An Advantage For Igbo's To Use Biafra Currency. by Splazy(op): 3:06pm On May 25, 2016
MASSOB says the fall of the naira is an
advantage for Igbo people to begin to use
the Biafran currency – It says The soil in he region is fertilised
naturally to cater for the people’s food – The group in 2011 introduced money and
vehicle plate numbers for the people Following the steady decline of the naira largely
blamed on the fall of the price of crude oil, the
Movement for the Actualisation of the Sovereign
State of Biafra (MASSOB) has threatened to start
issuing the Biafran currency in Igboland. The Sun reports that Mr Martins Ezeaka who is the
Anambra north director of finance of MASSOB said
in Onitsha state that the depreciation of the naira
may necessitate the reintroduce the Biafran
currency for the people of the south east to use in
financial transaction like it did in the past. READ ALSO: Igbo’ll actualise Biafra peacefully – IPOB On February 27, 2011 Chief Ralph Uwazurike who
was the former leader of MASSOB had launched
the Biafran currency, vehicles, motorcycle plate
numbers and driver’s licence. Ezeaka said the fall of the naira was an
advantage for Biafra people as they can now
transact at a cheaper rate. “Now that the naira has depreciated, it is to the
advantage of Biafra currency because you can
buy things with Biafran money at a very cheap
price. “We can now consolidate our finance sector
with valuable economy to meet the world stan­
dard and we attribute this feat to our brain, re­
sourcefulness and holistic approach to the strug­
gle for a Biafran state.” The director of finance noted that the disparity in
the exchange rate of the naira in the parallel and
official market was due to corruption. “It is corruption in the financial sector that made
the naira to exchange for N200 officially and
about N350 in the black market.” Comrade Obaji Obaji who is the director of
agriculture of MASSOB said Biafran land is
naturally fertilised for enough healthy farm
produce. READ ALSO: How Buhari fast-forwarded the restoration of Biafra – IPOB He said for the moment, Biafra has food that can
sustain it until the nation is finally actualised. “We now go into mechanised agriculture in
places like, Adani, Igbariam,Atani, Nsukka,
Abakaliki, Ogbaru among others,” he said. Meanwhile, another separatist group, IPOB said Biafra land is beyond areas occupied by the Igbo-
speaking people of the country alone. According to the group, aside Igbo-speaking
states, Biafra land cut across Itsekiriland on the
western boundary, Oduduwa to Bakassi on the
eastern boundary with Cameroon. The group added that Biafra land also stretch
across from Idoma and Igala land on the northern
boundary with Arewa or Northern Nigeria to the
Bight of Biafra which is South of the beautiful
island of Bonny.
PoliticsRe: Current Price Of Items In Buhari's Administration (pic) by Splazy(m): 10:45pm On May 24, 2016
bubu please i wan buy something near niger..please abeg allow me use land boarder..i will be safe...
PoliticsRe: Current Price Of Items In Buhari's Administration (pic) by Splazy(m): 10:37pm On May 24, 2016
shaii...i don dey fear..time to skip meal..why bubu...bubu why?

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