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Politics / Re: We Won't Issue Certificate Of Return To Rochas Okorocha - INEC by splufik008(m): 6:29am On Mar 12, 2019
Ojiofor:
Is this an inconclusive victory or what?


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Probably
Education / Re: JAMB Shifts 2019 UTME Exams by splufik008(m): 2:09pm On Feb 20, 2019
peter1994:
why is everything just being shifted in this country sad

even Harmattan has been shifted

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Crime / Re: Woman Arrested For Scamming Ogun Church Of N100 Million (Photo) by splufik008(m): 12:51am On Feb 18, 2019
#100 million........
I don't believe this story jare
Crime / Re: DSS Arraigns INEC Officials For Stealing And Selling Pvcs by splufik008(m): 5:58am On Feb 08, 2019
Please whoever is in charge of this arrest, I think you need to visit oru west LGA in Imo state... I suspect same foul play.. How can PVC we registered for since August is not yet ready.... Please visit those greedy set of humans and squeeze the truth out of them... Thank you
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Becomes Glo Ambassador, Stars In Brand New Commercial by splufik008(m): 7:51am On Feb 04, 2019
This people that will give you DATA and collect your Network....
What a waste

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Crime / Re: All Passengers Robbed And Kidnapped By Gunmen In Rivers State. Photo by splufik008(m): 8:22pm On Jan 28, 2019
Elukapendragon:
There's hunger in the land sha.... Lets leave politics out of this




Sad news



What led to this high increase rate of Hunger and poverty in the land, if not bad government....
God save us
Politics / Re: 10 Dead Judges Among Newly Appointed Election Petition Tribunals’ Members by splufik008(m): 7:50am On Jan 28, 2019
This country is doomed already... How did we get this worse?
Only God, I repeat only God can save us
Sports / Re: Emiliano Sala: Search For Striker And Pilot Called Off - MySportDab by splufik008(m): 11:16pm On Jan 24, 2019
I pray he is found alive.... Emiliano Sala please be safe
Politics / Re: APC Donates Free Wifi, Solar For Free Phone Charging To A Community In Kogi by splufik008(m): 11:13am On Jan 23, 2019
An interesting joke. Enjoy.

While walking down the street one day a Senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter.

'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'

'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.

'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.'

'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the Senator.

'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.'

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he went down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he found himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and dressed in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They played a friendly game of golf and then dined on lobster, caviar and champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly & nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it's time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and wave whilst the elevator rises....

The elevator rises and the door opens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

'Now it's time to visit heaven.'

So, 24 hours pass with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.'

The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.'

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down down to hell.

When the doors open he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. ' I don't understand,' stammers the Senator.

'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened? '

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, ' Yesterday we were campaigning..

Today you voted!
#VOTEWISELY
You all have. Blessed day.
�Cheers all.
Politics / Re: APC Donates Free Wifi, Solar For Free Phone Charging To A Community In Kogi by splufik008(m): 11:12am On Jan 23, 2019
sogodihno:



just shut up! the question is did PDP do it during their time, even for campaign purpose did they do it.

All what ur ineffectual baboon, stealing is not corruption did was to be prostrating about in SW with brown envelope begging for vote, as at now APC is 120 times better than PDP, even if we are tired of APC, we are not going back to Egypt(PDP)


And Buhari would win this election, those that will die, will die, those that will cry, will cry, we are not going back to Egypt.


PDP! never again.

So where are you now?
Nairaland / General / Re: Hyena Dragged To Police Station In Kano. Photos by splufik008(m): 6:40am On Jan 22, 2019
Who successfully roped the hyena?..... �����
Politics / Re: Atiku Issues Statement On Absence From Presidential Debate by splufik008(m): 7:58pm On Jan 19, 2019
So this will be boring afterall
Politics / Re: South East Governors Are Working For Buhari - Nnamdi Kanu by splufik008(m): 10:55am On Jan 14, 2019
Can we sell this country?
If it is possible, then let's do it asap
Sports / Re: Falcons Seize AWCON Trophy, Reject NFF's N50,000 Allowance by splufik008(m): 12:09pm On Dec 07, 2016
Damibiz:
Infact....u guys should go nd sale that trophy to Cameroon,i think they will be very happy to Buy it,since money no dey..........my fellow NL abi dis plan no good ?
dats a fantastic plan..since 9ja don win d trophy tire
Events / Re: Ugandan Politician And Her Man Wed In A Shrine (Photos) by splufik008(m): 12:01pm On Dec 07, 2016
her choice anyway...
Education / Re: University Of Jos Suspends Benedicta Daudu Who Was Caught Cheating by splufik008(m): 11:58am On Dec 06, 2016
What of dose who r yet to be caught
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Phones / Re: 10 Annoying Things People Do In A Whatsapp Group by splufik008(m): 2:05am On Jun 22, 2015
u b group 7 Pple ni
Nairaland / General / Re: How Will You Describe This Policeman by splufik008(m): 12:56am On Jun 18, 2015
under trouser
Politics / Re: A Mathematical Analysis Of The Proposed N5000 Stipends For Unemployed Youths by splufik008(m): 4:46pm On Jun 17, 2015
must u insult Pple
Politics / Re: Lagos Killer Squad Names Bode George As Sponsor by splufik008(m): 4:34pm On Jun 17, 2015
hmmmmmmmm

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