ivandragon:
It is advisable to use not more than 20% of your annual income to pay for rent...

It's unrealistic in this Nigeria. Being that real estate prices are up and other factors.
Not all people earn big figures as salary.
Some need three months or four months even if their rent is 150k. Which is a starting price for a self con in a moderately decent area in Abuja and most places in Nigeria too. Some people would choose living in a 150k apartment that's closer to their work than a 80k apartment that's far from their workplace.

I don't have salary.

TechCapon:
If 2 months of your salary is not enough to take care of your rent, you're just living above your means and slaving yourself for your landlord

Loll, get out.

Lipscomb:
Don't mind him that bank is the best commercial bank in Nigeria maybe is because the workers there are old people.

I swear to God bro. I've never seen a service like theirs. I received an alert yesterday and when I went to check my bank app, 300naira has been added to it by the bank, like wtf? I was amazed. Normally they add money to my account like 20naira, 50 naira and all but, 300 naira seemed big being that it's a Nigerian bank and the reputation Nigeria's financial organizations have.

pijam:
I got a message from one number, saying that they are recruiting for Union Bank. Did an aptitude test and was sent a location in Benin for final interview. Has anyone gotten such message or any information if Union Bank is recruiting?
Please help me push it to front page, cause I don't want to fall victim of interview misfortunes. Thanks

please find the link. https://tagroup.com. and https://agroup.com/. The above is link for our online aptitude test. do it and screenshot your test score to me on whatsapp. Final interview in two time. We are recruiting for Union Bank. Thank you.

Scam page bro. Don't attempt it.
How would my bank tell you to "screenshot your test score and send on WhatsApp"? It's clearly the work of unprofessional scammers

I came here from Twitter.

This 2009 thread should grace the frontpage again. People are being killed for ritual and human parts trafficking purposes everyday like it's normal.

Cc, Lalasticlala, mynd44.

Whazar:
U go chop breakfast I’m not capping ye

On godd

assholemods:

Elon Musk paid Dangote's net worth as taxes oga a beg do the calculation for me.

Dangote net worth is 11bn dollars
Elon paid 11 bn dollars as taxes for the year 2021

Is there a place that's safe?

God, I saw this man's house and the massive cars in his compound. I saw a glimpse of two g-wagons, 1 brabus, one rolls Royce, one un identified massive benz.
Shey we no go open that church las las, cc. Chatinet.

There are levels to this money thing shaa.
Elon musk paid dangote's net worth as taxes.
Dangote would buy davido and his whole lineage.
Davido can afford to give 300 people 1 million each.
Pastor adeboye is richer than oyedepo
But they are both pulling strings, building roads and flying choppers from one prayer crusade to another.
There are levels to this thing though.

This country just scares tf outta me.

callme9mm:
Dem no need them for 02 jare. Dem don broke come dey realize things.

Even though their music might not be selling much like before again, they can never be broke. Not in this age of digital sales and royalties.

TheGidRedpiller:

No man will ever to loved or appreciated until he flaunts something.

No kap. After you make it, watch them famz you. When you were broke they wouldn't even look at you twice.

I hate Nigeria bro. For someone who depends on constant electricity like me, I know what my eye saw last week when I wanted to stock up on fuel. Like, wtf?

I am definitely not bringing a kid into this society. I won't have kids until I Japa.

Loll, she married the white guy for his money and probably residential status in the UK. Dumped his ass, got half of his money, got a new house and a new car and also getting alimony and child support for the next 14 years. Can somebody shout hallelujah, lol.

Blacks that they would use to clear land mines.

I think she has been kidnapped against her will, charmed and hoodwinked, and about to be a victim of human trafficking or skull mining.
I hope she returns safely.

Bloody simp, he dey beat his wife because he couldn't satisfy her sexually. Then proceeded to kill his fellow monkeys in a rage when the wife finally left him.

Well, I'm glad he didn't kill any civilian. Na monkey kill monkey situation here.

The bastard probably isn't fit to be an officer. He probably has PTSD and anger issues.

This seems like 2012 all over again.

wizonlyson:
no1..army officer on tiktok..no2..army officer on fixing nails..no3..army officer is coeally at end..

If na Nigeria, Nigerian army for don fire her.

No child left behind by Kanye west.
High star album by yungsix
A trip to the south album by erigga.

Damn, tnc is going places. I saw their web series on DStv last week.

Haryour12:


Dem no know pass to shoot at armless protesters n shout "u wan buy job"

Dogs can be lovely when you get acquainted with them. Tell the co tenant to let the dog know you and of course, like you . You might eventually like them.

Either that or just ground ibuprofen like ten into powder, rub am ontop smoked chicken and leave it in the night when the dog roams the compound

They shouldn't be selling it to other blacks. That's bad. This is a time of war. They should be giving it out for free to other blacks.

War don start since last year, una dey use mouth dey evacuate people. God damn.

Our people too, untill the war starts affecting them, that's when they would want to leave. It's their fault and also Ain't their fault. They've come a long way to just abandon all they have laboured for/is laboring for because of some war rumors, which is no longer a rumor.

helinues:

How many Nigerians heard about Tigray war even up till today?

Because the presence of Ethiopians aren't on social media and the west isn't using th media as another propaganda tool doesn't mean that we don't know that war is going on in Ethiopia. Some of us have known about the crisis in Ethiopia-tigray before the war happened.

Shame on you too, why would you know?
When all you use your time and data to do is defend your pay master's online all for 30k.

No point in surrendering to the enemy, I understand.
The way the west is using media to wage another war though. Where was this enthusiasm when afghan, Syria, Libya etc was invaded.

FERNANDEZISBACK:

And do you know a soldier can refuse to be one?

Loll, order is order ma'am. Once you're a soldier, you can't say no to your superiors. Na mutiny straight if you accidentally disobey.