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A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.
“You mean a martini?” the bartender asks.
The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!”

Two men walk into a bar. One says, “I’ll have some H2O.”
The other says, “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
The second man died.

[i][/i]Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Some time in the middle of the night, Holmes woke Watson up and said, “Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”
Holmes asked, “And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson replied, “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”
Holmes said, “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

[i][/i]A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, “In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative.” But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

Nobody keeps in touch with you than a girl you promise to send money to her 💰😅, she can even appear in your dream 😱😜😅😂😂😂

When I started Facebook last year I sent a friend request to Nicky Minaj and she accepted! I was happy until she asked me to send her MTN credit 😂

Never trust a girl with a broken phone! If she can break her phone, then what is special in your heart?

Love can make you see your boyfriend as the most handsome guy on earth 😅😷 Break up and see how ugly the idiot is 😂😂😂

This one that I’m seeing wedding ceremony everywhere, nobody should mistakenly marry my future wife ooh 😂

Impregnating a girl in Europe is so nice that her parents will even buy you a car 😅 But in Nigeria, the curse alone will change your destiny 😅😂😂😂

Jamb released their results via mobile text messages. That’s how I overheard a mother asking her son what he scored and the boy said he was supposed to score 250 unfortunately he owes MTN 100 naira and they deducted it from his jamb score making it remaining 150. I don’t understand the students of nowadays anymore. 😂😂😂

Four People That Can Easily Fnck Your Girlfriend
i. Her Boss
ii. Her Bestie
iii. Her Ex
iv. He’s just a friend
Don’t Trust These People 😂😂😂

No Android user will come to my Wedding, you can’t come and spoil my beauty

Bill who Dey Eat you. Latest update from Single Boys Association (SBA)

FROM DPO TO GOVERNOR: The new Divisional Police Officer of Trans Ekulu Police Station in Enugu decided to go incognito into the town to sample the population on the use of drugs. He asked a young man where he can find weed to buy. The young man dashed in and out of his house and brings him a package, he tells the DPO, “Na the original and good one be this”. The DPO smells the weed and asked him; “Do you know who I am?”. The young man answered, “No, why? The DPO said: “I am the Divisional Police Officer!”. The young man exclaimed; “Only smell you smell am, and you don become DPO, wetin go happen when you smoke am?, you go become the Enugu Governor na… 😂😂

What will you do if you see your biological mother beating the woman that gave birth to you because of your parents? 😂😂

In 21st century; understand that the M in man stands for money 💰 while the W in woman stands for withdraw 💰

At my wedding Ceremony
Priest: you may now kiss the bride
Me: we’ve already fvcked, can we just pass to the lunch 😂😂

Guys am taking a break from WhatsApp, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok and all social media platforms, this shit is addictive ooo. See y’all in five minutes. 😂😂

Things are getting costlier in this country day by day… Imagine a kilo of “I love you” that used to cost “I love you too”, is now sold at “send me money/credit or please sub for me”.

Them carry plumber con fix our kitchen pipe, now three meat dey miss for pot.

The rate of which egg is cost in this country ehn, e con be like say the fowl dey use operation dey born.

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Nollywood sef, 30 years later and the family fowl still dey alive.

Only Nigerian will come home and meet no light and he will ask; when dem take the light, so that he will do mathematics to know when next they are bringing the light.

Fear naija girls ooo, i was with one girl phone the other day then fidelity bank message her; i'm at home, you can come.

Nawa for uniben ooo, person apply for medecine and surgery them give forestry.

Only in Nigeria football league, you will see a commentator laying curse on a player because he didn't pass the ball. You hear something like; Tunde ko ni da fun iya e, meaning Tunde it shall not be well with your mother. You also see a refree tie charm around waist because of player.

I knew of baddo and tinder, do the rest have app we can also download?

Okoroawusa:
Peter Obi has finally lost it

them nor dey talk of Enugu and Anambra winning margin, na the one apc win na e be overvoting. Tinubu all the way