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Op na real matter, come uniben just go hall 2, your mind go dey.

Nollywood self, una own too much.... How will you be doing flashback of 1965 and a there is billboard of Davido holding infinix note 12.

My wedding will be on a low key.... Just 20 invitees, i might not even attend, things hard these days.

Only in nigeria, goat will be eating and be looking at you, expecting you greet.

Which one be; shebi na toothpaste marry animal calling, this question took me two weeks to understand the meaning say na: shebi na Tuface marry Annie macauley, all this aboki ehn, God forbid.

Wait ooo, between lizard and igbo smokers, who like uncompleted bulding pass?

Side chick collect main chick man another side chick collect am, we dey where we want take judge the matter now.

Only nigeria girls will furstrate a married man and he will report to his wife; he will be like, darling can you imagine what this girl is telling me. The man still dey outside now, we never know how we want take beg the wife.

Kazeem say he want to learn pidgin english, but i tell am say; he must know the diffence between: Light dey? and Light dey.

Your parent named you Fortune, on facebook you change it to mizfortune, nor worry dey play, you think say Jesus nor go school.

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Y0urUncle:
In a world of increasing sexual pervasion, have you ever turned down a sexual advance from the opposite sex?

Did you later get to regret it?

any how you bring it, i go knack you seriously but if you are a married woman, no matter the pressure i will not do it.

Na who go send my girlfriend money now, all this yahoo boys nor dey try at all.

Pastor do offering of 5k, usher say na 2k, pastor say make we go swear ogun, we dey shrine like this, wahala nor too much

[quote author=lavylilly post=121645659][/quote]e con be like na warri the money nor dey at all, na God dey save us here.

Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything.

He who fully unwraps a Sharwama completely before eating it cannot keep a secret.

Of course, if women ruled the whole world, there would be no wars because it would be just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other

Those of you who eat dinner by 6 p.m. and stay comfortable until daybreak, please tell me how you do it. The day I tried that, I almost fainted

That moment during exams when the teacher asks you to sit in the front, you look back and see your friends cheating peacefully...

Only in nigeria, a coach will bet against his own team, if you don't get it then forget about it.

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TheZeezle:
Iya baba e

op be calming down, na cruise we dey catch here, oti po ju, small small na, u nor dey game b4 ni

Shalommy:
Them take the car do harvest for church.

Op you nor funny at all

Shalommy:
i tell u. Na wetin dey make them no bath for weeks be that.

ment, aswear na real matter

Nigeria is not on the map when God say; let there be light.

Person wey say nothing last forever, never try hausa perfume.

Police stretch hand for driver, driver pour am water for hand, we still dey road, we never know how we wan take settle the case.

I go dj for one burial, na i play as e dey pain them, e dey sweet us, na only two teeth remain for mouth with bandage everywhere.

Nor be this country dey pain me now, my problem be say how deeper life pastor go win car for hieneken promo.

2dice01:
diss op no even sabi do PR

which one be PR again, things dey wey i nevar do ooo.

Angrygoat:
When im high,I hardly step on brakes,I do 60 to 150kph on a freeway. However if I nor smoke,na that time them go bash me

professor in weedology, phd igbo and loud